>Military spokespeople confirmed that the device part of an early-generation ballistic warhead stored as part of a legacy arsenal showed signs of structural and electronic deterioration consistent with prolonged storage beyond its designed service life. Onsite technicians detected irregular telemetry from decay-monitoring sensors and automated alarms registered anomalous temperature and pressure readings in the warhead's containment module.
It takes a lot of technical knowledge and skill to create a nuclear explosion.It doesn't happen by accident.
>>534906662I think you seriously under estimate how incompetent Indians are
>>534906662Pakistan and India has a fucking nukes, it clearly doesn't take that much IQ to make one.
>>534906441What retarded faggot let these shit eaters have nukes to begin with?
>indians being so bad at maintaining their own infrastructure they nuke themselves on sheer accident with no outside helpGigakek, this would be the best early Christmas present
>>534906939Well you see years ago the UN got together and decided that the big guys didn't want any more countries to have nukes. Certain countries didn't sign the agreement so weren't under such stringent compliance standards. The faggots in charge back then were super worried about the white government in South Africa at the time getting nukes that they just said there is no way that India, Pakistan and North Korea will ever be able to make their own so we'll just go on with our day.
So are they going to nuke themselves?
>>534906441>nuke's about to go offOh no.>...in IndiaNot my problem.
>>534907551Better question is what's it going to smell like and sound like.
>>534906662>It takes a lot of technical knowledge and skill to create a nuclear explosion.*efficient nuclear explosion. can probably still melt down and leak radiation or act as some kind of dirty bambsoviets had a criticality incident in the past, shit was spraying neutrons like crazy and couldn't get anywhere near it to separate the halves
>>534906857>flagapparently you don't have enough though lmao
>>534907551Please god be true
>>534907400I would half unironically watch this
>>534906441scientifically feasible
>>534906441It's highly unlikely it will start fission on it's own, there are so many safeguards and so much has to go perfectly for that to happen it's not going to 'by accident'. More likely it's radioactive components are 'leaking'.Then again if any fucking idiot could design an H-Bomb that detonates if you look at it funny, it would be a fucking jeet.
>>534907400Zoe Quinn caused gamergatekitboga caused poogate
>>534906857He probably should have said "effort".
>>534907661I worry about the contamination of so much shit being flash boiled at once.
They should not have stored it in a poop mound.
>>534906441The power of meme magic. Digits and it's going off in less than 24 hours
>>534906441Rolling for total jeet nuclear holocaust
>>534907400What a chad. Someone should make this AI movie. It won't be me because AI is expensive. Spoiler: he's hit by a train while being electrocuted.
>>534907963Rolling for soon. Not within 24 hours though. Kek
>>534906746SAMIR YOU ARE BREAKING THE NUKE>>534907963Boom
>>534907400I absolutely despise them, but I would fucking watch this absolute ludokino.
>>534906441Cover it in shit, like a mountain of shit the size of the pyramids
>>534907963It'll go off, but do to poor maintenance and expired material, there won't be an explosion, just a slow spread of radiation that finally sanitizes the entire area that leaves a 3rd of the population dying but without any knowledge why because jugaad made them scam each other over radiation detectors.
>>534906441Nope this is fake news. It was Pakistan, not India.
>>534907963I shall give my power in hopes for a great catastrophe in India. May the trains be in your favor.
look at the bright side, when it goes off, it will fertilize the entire south asian continent, in a thick, nitrogen rich sludge
>the third nuclear weapon mass die off will not be caused by another world war>the third nuclear weapon mass die off will be from jeets rubbing their feces covered hands across the body of a nuke and accidentally triggering it with their curry diarrhea covered handsOk, I get it, we live in a simulation, turn it off.
lol, I bet they blame it on Pakistan.
>>534906857they bought them
>>534906441All non-Chinese will be exterminated and depopulated, indians are just the first to be genocided. Behead ALL subhuman vermin (whites, japs, slavs, spics, negroids). All non-Chinese are retarded worthless subhumans
>>534907400Damn how do they update the core stability paint
i seriously doubt there a billions of indians, just like i doubt there a billions of chinese. that would mean world hunger has ended.
>>534907963nothing will happen.
>>534908905>The jeet begs and pleads for distinctionShit is shit, sukhdeep
>>534906662Probably talking about a criticality incident but something got lost in translation
>>534906662Not even true, once it's built anyways it can be very simple if built by someone careless. All you gotta do is smash the chinks of metal together, likely done with a smaller explosion, triggered by a firing mechanism.Imagine a complicated firing mechanism with poo particles all over it corroding over decades on a hot environment.
>>534906441indians are the sole reason why i dont believe nukes exist, who in their right mind would let jeets harness such power, knowing theyre retarded enough to detonate it while farming for izzat, and why would any other country who "has" it let india live?
>>534906441>>534910993Isn't Brazil secretly getting a nuclear stockpile? /pol/ tell me the implications of Latin machismo and western-derived killing technology.
>>534906441>pajeets are even trying to conduct jugaad while maintaining a nuclear warheadprepare for the poopnvke
>>534906441>nuke about to shit itselfMove it to a designated street in the middle of NewShitthi and let it go to full shit-icality
>>534911929LolYou think they'll nuke themselves rather than have mass starvation?
>>534906939The Saudi goatfuckers paid Streetshitistan to build the nukes theee so they didnt irradiate Mecca if they fucked it up.>apparantly Pakis are dead broke and cant afford to buy oil at the new pricesMaybe some richcunt can offer them cash for nukes and kickstart WW3
>>534911993>modi looking down the barrel of mass starvation, riots, violence rapes, no gas, no power.>"just set off the nuke, Saar"
>>534907704I mean France already has nukes>Algeria is a vasal state of France
>>534906441>Rajeesh you were supposed to stabalize the nuke!>Saar i am above that! I am brahmin saar!>Rajeesh you bloody bast->Boom
>>534911993no this is just an excuse for 1 billion shitskins to evacuate India and settle here
>>534907400Will the warhead be okay? Looks like it already has shit splattered all over it.
>>534906441>structural and electronic deteriorationthat means it won't go off at all
>>534907915that would sterilize the shit and make india cleaner, actually
>>534912268>'Who turned the stabilise-the-nuke' switch to "off"?>It was not me, bloody bitch benchode, it was a Pakisfani saaaaarChina should pre-emptively nuke Streetshittia and Streetshisfan before they use them during the upcoming fertiliser collapse.>Just blame every city suddenly getting nuked on 'known stability problems' of the Indian nukes
>>534908868rollan
>>534912676
>>534907963Roll to initiate the Great Flush
>>534907963Rolling
>>534906441Jesus....all of that Indian fecal matter blown into the stratosphere to spread across the planet. Radioactive jeet shit fallout. Pooclear winter.
>>534906662True. You'd thick we'd have at least one known example of a nuke just randomly going off. Plenty of countries known for their laughable quality and how countries rushed to get them for some time.>>534906746This is also a good point. If anyone with nukes is going to blow them selfs up, its the indians. And as much as I loved the idea of one or more of their weapons exploding within their storage...>There are billions upon billions of these idiots>They are literally the human equivalent to cockroaches made of feces. There will be survivors, and they would be radioactive. And it wouldnt surprise me if there was some suicidal effort to treat them like a refugee that needs to be taken inHow about it, jeets. You want to re-spark some sort of global sympathy? Set off a couple of your nukes. Seriously.
Low iq jeet
>>534910993Dumbass leaf silent generations and boomers gave them a nuclear reactor for research and to help promote Canada's domestic nuclear industry with the condition the pajeets wont use it to make a bomb>spoiler alertThey did and that's partly why you never trust a street-shitter
>>534907963>crack pipegay>crack potfunny
>>534906441How far willthe poo shower be thrown?
>>534908868Rollin
>>534909309And then all the Chinese get eaten by their natural predator: escalators. The End.
Saaaars
>>534920096Good End
>>534907400Imagine the Izzat. The first fecaloid to attempt will get to be reborn as a honarary white man
>>534918854CANDU is absolutely the best design there is for plutonium production and separation since individual fuel bundles can be put in or taken out at willwhat's more, it works off natural uranium, no prior enrichment neededI honestly don't know why America allowed c*nadians to proliferate that design
>>534907763>Please god be trueThis
the UAPENISES are activating poo nooks. if you wobble your head just right near a poo nook they will self arm
>>534907400I would watch this film in a heartbeat. JEETS take notice
>>534922966he would lost all izzat for saving millions of pajeet but gain infinity izzat if he drive it to the center of mumbai
>>534907767Same
>>534906857Or nukes are fakeOccams razor Abdulrahman
>>534907963Rolling for total indian death
>>534909443They just tie some dalit to the fuselage and give him a stopwatch and a can of paint. If they make the paint brown, he won't even need paint.
>>534906441Nukes that expire just don't work, they don't explode.
>>534906441It's insane how India has some of the richest people in the world yet same time has the majority of the poorest. I don't believe in socialism but Jesus christ do something. Free condoms would be a good start along with propaganda that your pee pee will fall off without using them
>>534918854Fucking retarded western idiots with their fucking retarded policies. If they've done nothing, there would be a couple of million peacefully starving poojets in india and niggers in africa. China would be a third world agrarian shithole. But no, they had to play their stupid games.
>>534906441Digits and India nukes itself.
redeem the pooclear holocaust pls
>>534906857Soviets gifted India nukes and then USA gifted Pakistan nukes. Those subhumans didn't developed any of those themselves.
>>534926758When i get rich I'll donate to womens only universities and promote diversity that'll help with pop control
>>534906662Frankly, I'm surprised pajeets operated nuclear stuff this long without incident.
>>534907400Kekaroo
>>534906441You need to give it a shake every couple of daysShake the polutonium about to stop it sticking to the walls of the bamb.
