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>open arrest warrant
>not arrested

he is a fed
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What did he do this time? Also this is when bounty hunters can go catch him.
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>>535175702
He's not important enough for the police to bother with finding him, even if he's just at his house. Next time he gets stopped for a traffic violation, they'll run his license, see there's an outstanding warrant, and then bring him in. No bounty hunter is going to bother with a case where the bounty would be about three dollars and a half eaten roll of Certs.
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>>535175702
obviously he has some glow connections
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Pretty sure arrest warrants are just suggestions. American society is designed to select out stupid, honest, gullible people (suckers) that turn themselves in after breaking the law, pay off their debts and don't lie on their CV, etc.
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keep making fun of the pirate wizard and he's going to cast a case of scurvy on you yaaaaaaaaarr
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>>535175658
fed here, we're actually just terrified that Stolas will curse us if we lay a hand on him. He used magick to kill that New Orleans DA and we're actually just pissing and shitting ourselves in terror over his demonic sorcerer powers.
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Post styx pirate pictures and memes
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>>535175658
Imagine the smell
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>>535175775
This. Unless it's something very serious they don't even bother coming to your house to get you for a warrant. They know they'll run into you eventually somewhere and your license will be run.
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>>535176189
I thought the cia had its own sorcerers maybe you need to talk to them.
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>>535175658
My Uncle (and I mean my blood related Uncle that I know) had a warrant out for missing a court date about a fine and he literally did not get caught until 12 years later when he got pulled over. He wasn't on the run or anything, he went to work, paid taxes, got insurance through the marketplace, updated information, etc. Shit is weird.
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>>535175658
Tarl Warwick just flew over my house!
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>>535175658
TWO TV'S!
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>>535175818
Unironically this. Remember Whitey Bulger the Boston mob boss lived a happy life well into his 80s until he was accidentally caught and arrested in Santa Monica. Styx may be a lowlife but he is very very low in the totem pole.
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>>535175702
The thought of Styx being tackled by a bounty hunter makes me laugh



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