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LEFTIES OWNING DRUMPF EDITION

**take that you Nazis!
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God the horror!
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>>535207178
What do the 1500 women look like?
Will I need eye bleach?
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>>535207210
Not gonna lie, if these femoid took off their clothes in protest, it might be a whole lot more effective than the qtπ.
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>>535207154
>NOOOOOOO DON’T TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF PLEEEEEASE!! SHOWING ME YOUR BOOBS WOULD MAKE ME SO MAD NOOOOOOO
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>>535207322
'men' are doing too!
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More unhinged Perlmenstein please
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>>535207154
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>>535207430
>More unhinged Perlmenstein please
RonPosting memes are classic fun.
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>>535207154
The one in the middle. Bring her to my bed chambers.
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>>535207626
kek
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>>535207960
For me, it's the one on our left. Not sure why
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>>535207430
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What happened to the other humo thread?
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am i banned?
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lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
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>>535208095
Good choice. I just like chubby girls, that's why I want the one in the middle.
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>>535208251
no wait its okay, i wonder why my shitpost thread got deleted
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>>535208251
Yes
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Why does she look so sad, bros?
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>>535208291
Jeets aren't allowed to bless the thread anymore
jk I don't give a fuck, I just want to harass Canadians with new AI slop.
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>>535208502

Masterpiece
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>>535208534
I might like this one more.
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>>535207458
Prostitutes, hood rats and maybe single mothers are the only realistic ones.
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Ok since I'm not allowed to make threads about it, I'll just post about it. *Ahem*
NIGGERS FORGOT TO PUT STRAW IN THE BAG, TND.
THEY ALSO FORGOT NAPKINS TOO, THOSE DAMN NIGGERS.
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>>535207458
Unironically though, prostitutes are great
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>>535208615
Maybe not. It looks bloody instead of jam-like.
My last AI slop left over from the 404'd thread was
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>>535207510
Fake and gay
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>>535208744
I prefer hoes cause they do it for free.
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>>535208631
>the buttons on those jeans
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>>535207154
Fuck, marry, kill
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>>535209103
Good call desu
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>>535207154
Why are women like this?
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>>535207210
If that sign had read
"I will undress myself if Trump wins", Kamala would have won with the greatest landslide ever
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>>535207510
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>>535208631
Odios mios, mulhers con fupa lupa dooputy doos. Goblinos de gordos.
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>>535207154

>implying this isn't just a plea for attention
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>>535207510
>its older than US
Its way older than CCP and "china" in its current state. Whats the point?
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>>535207154
fresh from redditt today
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>>535207154
That something mentally.
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>>535209990
So brave!
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>>535210235
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>>535207194
I kind of miss the Left using 'Drumpf', it had a sense of impotent seething that made me smile
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>>535210235
NIGGER
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https://youtu.be/KTx7ui4Nqu8
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>>535207154
That chick in the middle looks like a girl I knew from high school.
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>>535211152
>I kind of miss the Left using 'Drumpf', it had a sense of impotent seething that made me smile
kek. same. Lefties endless seething is Trump's greatest accomplishment.
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>>535208185
fucking rofl
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>>535211152
>I kind of miss the Left using 'Drumpf', it had a sense of impotent seething that made me smile
I bought a couple packs of these and have been posting them in Lefty areas on cars and things. Hoping to hear about some suicides. or bricks through car windows.
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>>535208291
Thank you for your service anon.
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>>535207154
Can I counter protest by jerking off while looking directly in their eyes... Or tits?
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>>535207154
What would happen if you stuck your erected dick up their pussies? What would it feel like?
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it should be legal to rape women
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>>535208967
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>>535208291

Lmao Anons, but you're still just a bunch of pathetic jewish niggers, niggers.

And / or no good semitic hypocritical piggers, piggers.

And usually typically two faced jewy mindless selfish antagonistic NPCs, NPCs.

I'm not sad I'm an adult virgin, and I'm very selective. Face it, every "fellow white" Jew and Niggerjew DEI (didn't earn it, especially in unwanted parasitic paid government positions) will learn the hard way how wrong they were in modern history, as they spiral infinitely downward into their own karmatic hells. What a bunch of hypocritical entitled delusional losers, your "success" is questionably earned, and your women are unwanted tossable jewish niggerized piggerized NPC spoiled toxic scummy selfish cringe roasties, cringe roasties. Get over yourselves. :)

Most people (especially "reptile peoples") are no fucking good nor trustworthy even on the White side, so Straight White Non Jewish separations is the solution with 1776 American politics. ALL (((government systems))) are hypocritical and parasitic by their very design, as are ALL government "people", especially paid ones.

Fuck them, fuck those, and fuck most of you, too.

Begone back to where you "Leaf flags" belong... We don't get along

BBC Big Bacterial Claws
BWC Big Wrong Claws
BIC Big Icky Claws
BAC Big Atrocious Claws

(((Liberals and / or Conservatives))) and / or (((Jewish / Niggerized / Lbgt / Fake / Cringe "alternatives")))

(((Governments))) and / or (((Judeo NPCs / Golems)))

(((If you hate Niggerjews / Street Thugs / Liberals... Then worship Jews / Niggerjews / Government Reptiles / Piggers / State Thugs / Jewish Conservatives / and / or / then cycles...)))

(((Jewish Liberal women want niggers and muh black / brown is black / brown and endless "diversity"))) and / or (((Jewish neo con " TRAD" looking for "BRAD" wants white men but muh biggest tallest strongest fittest richest most Jewish white men tho... And / or / then a good goy tool)))
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>>535207154
>he's a loser
>2 time president of the most powerful nation ever
Idk guys... this might be cope
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>>535207154
They should be arrested for forcibly causing me to have an erection in public
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>>535207458

I'm not a woman, but sure... As an "incel" I close the door and reject women too, and sometimes just want to be alone also... It's not only women that want to be alone or that choose, as simps and roasties try to paint it as

Shit quality effort meme though so go back to Redit, Redit Anon
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What is gay fudge? Does it taste good?
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>>535214372

$0... You couldn't pay me to date any Jew York City Roasties Anon lol
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>>535214353
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>>535214353

Semitic religions are full of Semites, Leaf flag Anon

"We only serve Hamburger, Fish Sandwich, or Roast Beef, on the Kosher + Halal + Judeo NPC Menu... and / or Jewish / Niggerized / Lbgt / Fake / Cringe " alternatives" then "
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>>535208195
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>>535208055
Do you have the one with jacked dude ringing the bell?
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>>535208631

Batch of Ghetto Muffins, lol Anon
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>>535208967
>>535213660

Yeah If Spider-Man got Jewed over he would become Venom and if Venom got Jewed over he would become Maximum Carnage Anons
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>>535207154
>women has to get naked to get their opinions heard
really says a lot about society
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>>535207322
It'd attract a lot of galactic bounty hunters
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>>535207154
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>>535213119

The Do-pidities don't matter if your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness doesn't matter, if you don't have respect to be your own man, and if you don't have a genuine community and one's own territory with one's own people racially, culturally, and spiritually... "Doer" "proud work ethic" "do label" Redit Jew Anon

(((If you give Non physical / creative / intellectual labors... Then it's "not real work" because it's not physical work...)))

(((And / or / then)))

(((If you give physical work, it's not valid nor specialized enough because it's not in the category of Non Physical / Creative / Intellectual works... )))

Dew Jew do do? Then do rilly dew exactly jew? Dewww "just do" then do moar... Then do Jew do...

No.

"explain yourself then..." No

"no one wants to do anything (with Jews and with Judeo NPCs) anymore"
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Boomer thread, Roasties Thread, and Poojeet Redit Thread
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>>535214324
I'm so excited to not participate in this shit
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>>535215303
So, I think someone needs to figure out why leftnigging appeals to women so damned much.
Also, I'd munch the shit out her pussy, if you know what I mean.
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>>535215303
insanely fuckable body
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>>535215621

Stop impersonating me you disgusting goy breeder

You are a fucking moron
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>>535207154
women be like "stop objectifying our bodies" and then they do shit like this.
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>>535215768

No u Anon
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>>535215768
>>535215798
Let's post stupid shit.
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>>535215907

I'm not going anywhere lol

No u, Anon
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>>535215969

I'm not that awful looking Anon

No u
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>>535215969

I want a hot Aryan to destroy my jew boipussy

I’m fellin cute

I might delete this later
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>>535215503
Wife material
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>>535216239

Lol you might want that, But I don't Anon
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>>535215503

The Chinky Pandemonium factory accidents should have a DVD set with laugh tracks, I concur with this talking hole in the vid, Anon
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>>535216369

That’s how everyone knows you’re not really Joeschmoe

The real Joeschmoe eats ass and sucks dicks

The real Joeschmoe let’s hot black men fuck his ass
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>>535216587

Ikr Anon
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>>535207178
What is he, the sultan of Brunei?
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So, I watch Indiana Fever basketball because Caitlin Clark is awesome. The fans are posting this meme to protest the current coach Stephanie White. A meme blank was provided to insert your pic and post on twatter. How did I do?
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>>535216772

I don't give a shit about sports ball, but the Cute Buns I've noticed Anon
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>>535216868
I also want a bun
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>>535207154
>Nude
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>535215503
based lurki knower
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>>535216464
In my early 20s I found a Mexican rodeo DVD in a flea market bin and put it on at a party that night. Ends up it was just footage of guys getting torn apart by bulls for 4 hours. Had a mexican dude translate the cover for me and the video was called something like "246 bull riding deaths" shit was ridiculous and it really fucked with the guy there who was on acid. Your idea made me think of that, I will buy this product from joeschmoe inc.
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This meme campaign is ripe for hijacking because it was started by normies. I am sure uncle adolph would also be a fan of the fever because Caitlin is white and superior. Or maybe someone more obscure but equally funny. #IndianaFever #IndianaFeverResistance. Here is the meme blank.
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>>535217209

Maybe the Chinky Pandemonium factory accidents can also have silly (chinky sounding) voice overs dubbed with the laugh tracks, that can be an option also Anon, Sieg Heil
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>>535207210
Would.
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>>535214324
eYou is such a terrible name.

Real time AI-driven censorship for wrongthink is really fucking stupid.
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>>535217530

Lol, Get lost James Bond Anon
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>>535207210
I love how she knew people would laugh and tell her she probably doesn't even have sex, so she just HAD to let them know she REALLY IS sexually active & attractive to some men, so she wore the lingerie that Tyrone told her she looks hot in.
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>>535216141
after looking at that pic I think we can all agree with her "more ass" sentiment
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>>535207154
In all honesty Cleveland has really good looking whores. Cheap too. The downside is that they have nigger boyfriends/pimps. Young too.
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>>535214189
To be fair, they are all shills at some point.
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>>535217828

Well... Niggers and Piggers should be handed everything, what "fellow whites" and Judeo NPCs wanted Anon

I'm making separations then eventually separate territories are going to happen though... Then (((them and / or those))) and (((NPCs))) can enjoy their own peoples, cultures, and problems :)
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>>535207194
you laugh at this guy but by virtue signalling as a drump hating liberal he is now sorting through 1500 nude polaroids for his "art project". He's probably going to be doing make up and tassle application on the day of the exhibit too. Take notes boys
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>>535218258

The Pies don't have to be in the freezer but maybe keep them in the fridge so they're not stale...

Not my pies / properties then not my problems though Anon

I don't care for (((Liberals and / or Conservatives))) but to each their own
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>>535207510
there are individual trees in the US that are thousands of years old, and clonal trees that are tens of thousands of years old. yeah, old stuff exists. who gives a shit?
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What would you do in this situation?
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>>535207154
We hate you ! Look at our cunts!
Kek
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>>535218514
Redwoods
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>>535208148
what the fuck is this? did he really make all these posts?
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100%
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>>535217701
thanks anon, it had to be said
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>>535217697
thats not lingerie thats whats left of Tyrone
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wake me up when peopler burn themselves in protest.
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>>535218580

Cats are superior Anon, not everyone can be a cat though
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>>535219109

I don't see the humor, but (((they))) can have their own territories, and (((those))) can too, and (((them / and / or those))) can have their own territories also, Anon
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>>535207626
I saw this van on the street the other day and said
Damn it's chiseled like The Rizzler

What's your 'automotive identity' /pol/ ?
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>woman is happy with you:
>look at my tits!
>woman is mad at you:
>look at my tits!
Why do we care about their opinions again?
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>>535217503
They should do something like Most Extreme Elimination Challenge with all the chink stuff videos.
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>>535219946
*snuff videos.
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>>535219773
Tits.
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>>535220318
Fuck you
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>>535220318
So should I piss them off or make them happy? Seems I get tits either way.
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>>535220318
Boobas!
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>>535217587
> Real time AI-driven censorship for wrongthink is really fucking stupid.
Cool it with the antisemitism anon.
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>>535220463
if you can get women emotional, they'll want to fuck you. Doesn't seem to matter if they're good emotions or bad ones.
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>>535215720
>someone needs to figure out why leftnigging appeals to women so damned much.
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>>535208095
It’s the white girl knock off of HUNTR/X, CUNTR/X
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>>535221969
How I can understand whether I’m high T alpha male or autist?
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>>535207154
That's not nearly nude enough.
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>>535213028
Yeah, nothing that the Jewdifide nigger cunt wouldn't touch fuck or swallow.
The soulless apes now selling that Obanga was an offspring of Hitler (yes!) and conspire with Jewish Nazi elites to take over the world as the new African Aryan super race.
Ohw man (rofl) obviously every brown black shits greatest dream is being THE WHITE ARYAN without the slightest bit of humor and in all seriousness.
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>>535223076
You should do something about it. A strongly worded letter perhaps?
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>>535210235
Fuck yourself
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>>535223303
If I (not him) could fuck myself and/or suck my own dick... The world would be a better place.
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>>535208195
>>535208165
God I love RonPosting
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>>535223207
Everybody who has to know what I think and write knows already, I don't need to write any letters, you should know.
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>>535211152
Now it's migtards or miggers.
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>>535214372
Oh, so all those, Republican men can't get dates is bullshit as usual.
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>>535223953
I do know, and I support it to a certain degree. But you should get the word to people out there. Do what you say to do!
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>>535223579
These are fucking gold.
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>>535224162
>these are fucking (g)old
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>>535215503
kek
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>>535224162
LMAO
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These people are extremely low iq, Donald Trump is just a Jewish puppet much like any other president would be, be it Democrat or Republican, it doesn’t matter. Vote for Gavin Newsom for president, he disagrees with Trump on everything, except one thing. Can you guess what? Yep, Israel. It’s all a joke and we are all the butts of it.
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>>535215969
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>>535216949
I’d like to think I could have saved her. Her eyes, she’s clinically insane. I bet the sex would be great. It always is with these types.
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>>535207154
Why does any form of protest have to involve their vaginas?
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>>535224153
I don't care about American or any niggers I am just bored of them, they are so desperate for attention a great visual and acoustic annoyance.
Poor people tend to be like that no matter how rich they become.
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>>535207960
Too fat
>>535208095
Big nose
The other one has tats
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>>535210235
Joke's on you. My mother died in her sleep the last time some faggot posted this.
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>>535210235
Fuck you
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>>535207510
>They were older than the foundations of the USA.
Liberals truly are retarded. They think communist China is older than the USA. Never has a group of people so dumb thought they were so smart, and they proudly announce it to the world. Those trees were planted during the Qing Dynasty, the USA is far older than the PRC.
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>>535215751
>literally just a completely average body with saggy tits
>insanely fuckable body
god I wish my standards were as low as some people
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>>535207551
I watched this presser live and he didn't say this at all. The media are such lying fucking scum.
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>>535207154
Women were the true jews all along. Every single society in human history knew now to give women too many rights.
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>>535215907
This image shows brain matter, this is impossible, he has no brain.
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Soros tiered
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>>535224953
Be me, 21. Strict "tradcat" online crusader for exactly three years. Spend 14 hours a day arguing about theology, Latin Mass, and Western civilization on /christ/. Wearing my official Crusader robes (a snug, unwashed fleece blanket).

It's 3 AM. Room lit only by the holy blue glow of my dual monitors. Decide to do some deep theological research to own the secularists tomorrow. Open up the Gospel of Mark. Reading along, nodding piously. Get to Chapter 14, verse 51.

"And a young man followed him, with nothing but a linen cloth about his body; and they seized him, but he left the linen cloth and ran away naked. "I blink. Rub my eyes. Read it again. Jesus is being arrested by armed guards in a dark garden at 2 AM, and there is a random youth running around in a bedsheet who chooses to go full streaker rather than get caught.

Immediate gastrointestinal distress. My stomach does a backflip. Start furiously typing into Google. "Who is naked sheet man Mark 14. "Fall headfirst down a theological rabbit hole deeper than the Mariana Trench. Stumble onto an article about the "Secret Gospel of Mark. "Discovered by some Columbia professor in a monastery back in 1958.

Apparently, the early church suppressed a "secret" longer version of the text. I find the translated excerpt and read. The text describes a "young man" in a linen sheet whom Jesus raises from the dead. Then it literally says: "And after six days Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, having a linen cloth cast over his naked body. And he remained with him that night. . .
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>>535225863
"My hands start sweating. My mechanical keyboard is slipping from my grip. It’s not just one weird verse. There are TWO. The late-night setting. The total lack of actual clothes. The secluded garden. The "mysteries" taught overnight. My brain instantly connects the dots. Oh my God. The Bible is literally fanfiction. My three years of trading crusader memes, calling people heathens, and practicing my stoic facial expressions in the mirror—all ruined. I can feel my tradcat identity disintegrating into the ether.
Spend the next four hours in a state of absolute catatonic shock. Gaze blankly at my wall calendar of medieval cathedrals. Decide my life as a holy defender of the faith is over. I can't live a lie. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Open a new tab. Look up local pride parades. Order a custom rainbow flag on Amazon. Download three different dating apps. Set my preference to "Men. "Create a profile with the bio: "Just a young man looking for someone to share a linen cloth with in a garden. "Spend $45 on an authentic linen bedsheet to wear as a toga for my debut at the local club this weekend. I am fully embracing the new lore.

Sun starts rising. I am completely at peace with my new identity. Decide to check one last theological forum to see what the ultra-scholars say about it before I officially delete my account. Click on a stickied thread by a Harvard Professor of Ancient Languages.
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>>535225906
"Historical Context of Mark 14:51: A Comprehensive Guide. "Read the top post. "The Greek word sindon indicates a burial shroud or standard nightwear. In ancient Judea, when a house was abruptly raided or an emergency occurred at night, citizens would routinely flee into the streets wearing only their bed linen. The young man was simply a nearby villager who woke up to the noise of the Roman guards, ran outside to see what was happening, and panicked when they grabbed him. It is a literary device used by the author to show that absolutely everyone—even random bystanders—fled from the scene in terror, leaving Jesus completely alone.

"Look at the next paragraph regarding the "Secret Gospel of Mark. ""Furthermore, modern ink analysis and historical consensus have overwhelmingly proven Morton Smith’s 1958 discovery to be a 20th-century hoax and a literal forgery.

"Look down at my phone. See a notification: "You have 5 new matches!"Look at the Amazon tab: "Your Linen Bed Sheet has shipped. "Look at my bank account: -$45. My pyloric valve closes in absolute horror. I played myself.
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>>535225863
Except you made this whole thing up because any retard with an IQ over 80 knows that mark 14:50 onward is describing the abandonment of Christ by his disciples, who were cowardly sinners just like all humans.
He isn’t “getting arrested for being with a naked man” you perfidious kike, he’s being arrested because the jewish authorities were looking for him and he was sold out by (((judas)))
Try harder you fucking liar.
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>>535207154
Those women are pretty hot for nude demonstration standards.
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>>535224647
So you just complain? No solutions?
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>>535225965
>>535225906
>>535225863
Also nice chatgpt you fucking faggot, 4chan doesn’t use “"” natively for quotation marks. In fact no word processors even do that, just AI. You literally used a fucking LLM to make ip bullshit then pasted it here one message after another. You’re cooked, faggot, you couldn’t even post on /pol/ without using a fucking silicoon valley Indian-coded LLM. Fuuuck you.
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>>535226275
>women
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>>535225713
It was a woman who created the British Empire 500 years ago and it lasted almost till today, only to weak dick porn and shit obsessed men ruined things.
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>>535226413
Who was that woman?
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>>535221806
Stop saying "women will fuck you" or other similar such language. Women cannot fuck. To fuck requires a penis. Women do not have a penis. As such, a woman cannot fuck, she can only get fucked.

Saying that a woman can fuck shows that you are brainwashed by feminist language. Saying they can fuck empowers them.

Stop it.
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>>535226481
Look it up.
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>>535214353
made me KEK
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>>535207154
Why do women always have to get naked and present their naked nude vagina and boobs all the time when they protest or do art? Like it just seems like an excuse to show off their asses and vagina and boobs to people
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>>535208419
The slow realization that, as a foid, there’s nothing she can do to impact change besides get naked. And even that will accomplish nothing.
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>>535208215
That's one mightly cute LaDorothysha
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>>535226994
So you made it up? I didn't make the claim, you did. So......
>source
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>>535207154
Trump always wins.
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>>535227417
Their only perceived value is sex.
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>>535227982
Sexo?
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>>535225663
He literally said it
https://youtu.be/S3bPrYf1w40?si=efo_MJ5vfFDZ6EK1
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>>535228049
Yes, that.
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>>535228464
Kek
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