What is it?>Eurovision is a political and socioeconomic nationalist battle & the world’s largest, most popular, and gayest song/music competition attracting more than 160m viewers, larger than the Super Bowl.Eurovision websitehttps://eurovision.tv/Full YouTube Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/EurovisionSongContestLivestream of the finalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYEIv2qhYAICurrent oddshttps://eurovisionworld.com/odds/eurovision
Final Running order:1.Denmark,Søren Torpegaard Lund - Før Vi Går Hjemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqXYe1SHNZA2.Germany,Sarah Engels - Firehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpGjPN1E2DE3.Israel,Noam Bettan - Michellehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9JVTSHKeqc4.Belgium,ESSYLA - Dancing on the Icehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz8CWouTIoo5.Albania,Alis - Nânhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBoF2J8Mrbw6.Greece,Akylas - Fertohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0y1sZ4CxaE7.Ukraine,LELÉKA - Ridnymhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSUIylL64XU8.Australia,Delta Goodrem - Eclipsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlze1NdwlII9.Serbia,LAVINA - Kraj Menehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyfdKvR1nJM10.Malta,AIDAN - Bellahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpG_DV2jAQo
>>53521060111.Czechia,Daniel Zizka - CROSSROADShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNfJxo04M5I12.Bulgaria,DARA - Bangarangahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNfJxo04M5I13.Croatia,LELEK - Andromedahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qtoDzlS-rk14.United Kingdom,LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins, Zwei, Dreihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnls0LHAJLg15.France,Monroe - Regarde !https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwwE7zqQ6XM16.Moldova,Satoshi - Viva, Moldova!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJjTOalT4DY17.Finland,Linda Lampenius x Pete Parkkonen - Liekinheitinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8vlDO89YQA18.Poland,ALICJA - Prayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsmVIlscdJU19.Lithuania,Lion Ceccah - Sólo Quiero Máshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0kkvvTc3hQ
20.Sweden,FELICIA - My Systemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az6XIorzZxM21.Cyprus,Antigoni - JALLAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMjGilVXpD022.Italy,Sal Da Vinci - Per Sempre Sìhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OknnSe8SG8Q23.Norway,JONAS LOVV - YA YA YAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcFaMMTz5-M24.Romania,Alexandra Căpitănescu - Choke Mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJgWNtg6YPo25.Austria,COSMÓ - Tanzscheinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9YqxdIzPQk
AKILA WE ARE WITH YOUFERTO FEMTO
No removing threads like you did two days and 4 days ago janiors. You let us enjoy six final threads last year
Cmon euro bros dont let this thread die to some nigger dick mutt thread.
>>535210677Your song is so gay and your faggot cant sing for shit.
>>535210857There is another >>535210711
>>535210857theres another thread same as ypurs...
>>535210985I hosted the last edition tho
>>535210936Cool, what's your song this year?
>>535211064Our gay ass govement is boycotting it due to Israel
we will lose again-boring artist-song even more boring
>>535210601this is faggot show isn't? why it get so ugly uh... does any one watch this shit?
>>535211163At least you send a normal girl this time not a tranny.
>>535210949>>535210985 I’ve redirected the other to this one.. you were up first .. and the links are better. HERES THE LINEUP AND SCORECARD
>>535210601GO ISRAELGLORY TO JUDEAIF WE WONT WIN VIENNA WILL LOOK LIKE GAZAWE WILL BE THE GAYEST
who are the favorites to win this year?>inb4 israel
>>535211283Thanks lets hope it does not get nuked like on semi final 1 and semi final 2 day.
>>535210601>politicalIt only promotora globohomo shit>Socioeconomic It's not>NationalisticIt's globohomoNot pol
>>535211343Finland,Israel,Australia
>>535210601I'm voting for Israel (not in Eurovision).
this entire freakshow is the entertainment version of goyslop for faggots, troons and other such sexual deviants.
>>535211343Book makers Odds https://eurovisionworld.com/odds/eurovisionhttps://www.oddschecker.com/tv/eurovision/winnerFinlands still the favourite, but Australia has surged since the semis.
We sent a faggot this year, you better give us the win
>>535211399Euroivson has been longer on pol than you dumbass.
>>535211447It's an excuse for tribalism, like football. Whatever a limited war would do for the national spirit back in the day, this contest does now
>>535210601MOOOOOM /POL/ IS RETARDED AGAIN
>>535211343 Finland
I'm ready with my family for the cringe.
>>535211677Suprised your brodcaster is brodcasting it.
Just wait until Canada joins next year we teach you all how to sing again.
>>535211811No Euorpean wants Canada to particiapte so fuck off we are full.
>>535210601nice to yet again be able to greet you in this great general, Irelandbro!
>>535211899You too my German friend im not palnning on stopping even if Jannies keep deleting my threads.
>>535211811 Canada will outfag us in our own faggot show
>>535211331maybe will be no Israel to the next year ...?
>>535210601Does anyone under the age of 40 even watch this shit?
>>535212059Everbody who is a true Euopean is watching it.
>>535211677>Be a /pol/tard>Be somehow even a bigger faggot than the NPO
UK nil points
COS NOW YOU'RE IN MY HEADMY HEARTMY BODY PARTSYOU'RE ALWAYS COMING BACK ON THE WEEKENDS
>>535212059yes
Not this Austrian faggot again.
LEEETTTS GOOOOOOOO
EUROVISION WATCH PARTY ON PICREL
IT'S COMING HOME
>>535212438Reminder Italians thought this was really racist and were furious
Any gay hidden messaging seen yet?
toyota hiace to this thread
Support these pagan sisters. Least gay song and pretty good tune.Well played Croatia
>>535212526hidden? no but blatant yes
>>535210601Love me some Eurosong.FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK FAGGOTS
What are the chances of Ukraine and Aussie singers kissing and having lesbian sex…
germany and ukraine LOOKING
>>535212526Like this
>>535212695tf is this niggerfaggot shit, where is the first song
Pretty sure Ukraine will win this one.Standard sympathy vote + decent song.
>>535212742Lat year winner...
>>535212793Wtf Sweden, I see you don't send a cave nigger this time?
UK SINGING IN GERMANabsolute pottery
>>535212825Oh right, I only remember the winner was shit last year
i dont own a tv license therefor the stream is blocked for me and youtube asks me to sign in when using a vpn.so you know what? i hope Russia nukes the fucking lot of ya, cunts.
Fuck, posted in the wrong thread...Does Austria have any non-gay singers at all? Any examples?This Thai twink does not even look European
Swedish bird is mine
>>535212867EINS ZWEI DREIAlso he's a youtuber who builds stuff with old computers and electronics that I watched for a few years
>>535212858Ours is ...decent.Rooting for Croatia. Only song with a real beat to it, and very theatrical
Wow I never knew that /pol/ houses so many homosexuals.
Any good songs this year? Haven't watched in 20 something years
is Germany in the finale?
>>535212918She has autism thats why she wears that stupid mask. You want to have autistic children.
>>535211985but then who'll mock the dead relatives of performers
>>535211985found the muslim, go back to the desert
Damn that woman has a mouth on her
>>535212964Give it a rest.
>>535212793I would be surprised. It is a bad song, and all Ukraine has achieved is to grift money from their European political elites. Remember before the war Ukraine was known for two things. Corruption and the biggest producer of CP in the world. Wonder if the last part of the reason Ukraine was able to grab so much money from their political counterparts in other countries.
>>535213010She looks like a monkey
>>535213078rare
>>535210601Frankly, I never cared. I mostly just watch how my country will get humiliated this year and forget about it until next year. And as expected, the french song is pretty shit this year as well.
BULGARIAFINLANDCROATIA
MOMMY
Can Israel just fuck off for good
This woman host is such a dumb bitch.... The male host has to carry the entire show.
Why does the male host look like josef Fritzl?
VOTING IS OPEN
>>535213096I expect songs to be bad, I don't even care, as long as it isn't some fucking nigger in fucking EUROsong or some overly faggot shit I enjoy it even with bad songs.
>>535213179kek
Starting with Denmark hahaha the most gay song of them all. This is intentional
>>535213179why does he have a slavic name?
>>535213179A gay version
>>535212964Every OP is a faggot, newfag
Fet wicked mand
>>535213234At least he will flop
nvm, first song is already overly gay shitthanks Denmark
>>535210601do euro's understand that when they speak english they sound like retarded 4 year old's to us?
>so the country Israel the voter points are>...>1488!
Any other straight lads here who actually enjoy Eurovision? I watch it every year and I always feel embarrassed to tell people because people just assume it's an LGBT thing now.
...painted nails
>>535213237a lot of Austrians in Vienna have some czech ancestry
I’ve seen him somewhere before…
Wtf did Denmark send a tranny?
>>535213320
>>535213369Nords are special breed.
>>535213309>says the man speaking in ebonics
>>535213369Unsure if he's a tranny or just a faggot
>>535213010She looks familiar
Watch this each year with no prep or knowledge of the build-up. Here's what I expect based on 25+ years of experience:>Several performances will be gay as fuck. One of them will finish top 2.>Around 5-6 performances will be genuinely great. >2-3 will be 'alt' ones, and out of those one will come top 5, but not win. Others will do depressingly badly.>The other great songs will have broad pop/dance appeal with a good beat. One of them will come top 2, along with something gay as fuck.>Israel's performance will be heavily booed, but the audio will hide it. It will either be gay as fuck, or great, not both, depending on whether they choose to prioritise propaganda or dominance.>UK will be shit. Very rarely it's good, but if that happens I hear about it beforehand. Regardless, UK will never win, because....>....voting is hilariously political. It's one of the best reasons to watch. They talk about fairness but the votes are rigged as fuck. Watch Scandanavian countries all vote for each other, for example. Also watch most countries give Israel at least some points.>First 4-5 performances will do poorly, no matter how good they are, as people have short memories. Planned favourites are never given these slots.
>>535212888watch some weirdos watching some weirdoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_nHJ65NYY
>>535213369What a wonderful opening thanks denmark for the aids
Amerimutts cannot ESC
>>535212888>checkedhttps://www.livetvuk.com/bbc-one-live/
Is this really live? How did they replace the stage decorations so quickly?
>>535213438Wanna watch me watch Eurovision?
>asked gf if she wants to watch eurovision>she says she is boycotting eurovision because israel is allowed in it
GERMANY SINGING IN ENGLISHabsolute pottery
>German frauleins in leotards
>>535213553Why is the cage empty?
>those hips
Song is shit, but I want sexual intercourse with Sarah Engels
Israel next
> singing in Englishto trash it goesIs she at least German or a migrant mystery meat?
>>535213561you have a good gf
>>535213633My thai wife escaped
>>535212982ehhhm did she just lower the mic and the vocals went on oooops
Oh boy can't wait for Israel to get bood
>Israellolololol, get ya fake crowd noise ready
imagine someone got a gun in and just fired rn in the air for kek
>>535213715Funny how they picked a 'calm' song so you can absolutely hear the booin and "FREE GAZA"
>>535213561your gf is too based to be with you.
>>535213688are the booings censored?
>>535213725Fingers crossed for a chaotic exit
Palestine lost
>>535213768They said they wont censor any booing this year.
>>535213768Probably.You could hear it very clearly in the Semi-finals tho.There was a lot of "FREE GAZA" in the background.
this shit is unironically redpilling normies on JQ
Imagine that dancer gyrates around him and then just pulls a shank
>>535213633Sometimes you need to give your rapegnome some space.
Is that a giant butt plug?
>>535213690I think she's a Spanish immigrant to Germany.I consider it a joint German-Spanish operation against Israel and homosexuality.
6000000 points to israel
>>535213828Watch the semi-finals, you can totally hear it during the opening of the song
>Sound mixer desperately tries to drown out the boos with fake taped cheers. JUSTICE FOR JOOST
God I've never hoped for a terrorist bombing so bad in my life
>>535213768They probably have no crowd mics at all, they would not risk that. So booing has to be very loud to go through.
>>535213828"they" say a lot of shit
>Crowd of 10,000>50 people cheer, everyone else is 'silent'
>>535213828clearly that was a lie. notice how they aren't showing any audience other than the kike camp
Denmark yes!
At least the Jewish woman was hot
>>535213438fuck it why not. also kek x 2 cheers
Never heard our song yet, hope it's good
these fucking cheap intros lol
>>535212888use the iptv stream in vlchttps://github.com/iptv-org/iptv/blob/master/streams/uk_bbc.m3u
>>535213926The cheering is a filter.There are videos of people filming from inside the stadium, its fucking dead silent. At least that's how it was last year.
>>535213490oh shi thank you!
>>535213705I happens. Hope you tagged her.
>>535213960only hot jew is one straight out of the oven
>>535213989I bet it's AI generated slop too
>>535213961>you look lonely
best so far
>>535210601isn't this event a circus of freaks?
Anyone else watching the UK stream? Host often drops subtle hints about what to expect. He just said"Expect Israel to reach top 3 in the viewer vote"they'll probably make that happen to push a narrative that 'the majority' of people support Israel.
Belgium singer has a good voice. Shame the song sucks.
>>535214043It is not, the Austrian announcer said that he is glad no AI slop was used
Belgium best so far, but it's still a fairly low bar for now.
>>535214085"good voice" not only is she not actually singing (none of them are), she's barely lipsyncing
>>535214070Swedish commentator does similar things. He'll trash songs and say they'll finish at the bottom.
>>535214085shame we sent those 2 jungle apes along
>>535214068You tell me
we gonna win this year
>>535214146Croatia is the only 'good' song desu. You'll see
>albos not sending dua lipa
>>535214146God I hope we don't win, if we organize it it would be turbo nigger and turbo faggot shit.
>>535214190don't the croats always bring something based?
>>535214070>to push a narrative that 'the majority' of people support Israel.It is not as people support Israel. Like last year you could vote 20 times per credit/debit card. So jews maxed out all their cards voting for Israel.I wish instead of limit it to 10 votes per card instead made it €1 for first vote €10 for 2nd, €100 for 3rd, €1000 for 4th and so on. If the jews want israel to win at least make them really pay for it.
kek Albania what the actual fuck
>>535214216For some reason Croatia has always been pretty good at shit. Very random. They're good at world cup, they're good at eurovision
>votes for Albania just to mess shit up
>>535214262I don't get it
>>535214158Not true, most of them sing live, that's why a lot of the vocals are off. Most obvious with Germany so far.
>>535214262final boss music
>>535210601We will win. It has been decided. Bet on polymarket now.
Is it bad that I think Albania was the best so far?
>>535214262>Mother!
>>535210601Man, I forgot this thing is today. I haven't bought any drinks or snacks.
Albania bringing based epic music, best so far
>>535214341Nah, it has atleast some soul.
>>535214341no
TITIES!
>>535214341Albania cool. Love it when countries actually bring random shit, and not some generic pop singer slop.
>>535214377Same, usually I have chips and dip for this.
Post eurovision kikery please
Is it cancelled?
>>535214338>this win was promised to us 3000 years ago
>>535214341Unironically it's one of the best songs this year
>albania>me mum
>>535214316>most of them sing liveAs i understand it the requirement is that all lyrics has to be live. Only instrumental is pre recorded.
>>535213152let’s hope for some nipslip
Greek faggot now.
>>535214341nowas gamer tunes
>>535214377Don't you always have a bottle Koskenkorva at home?
>>535214428No Eurovision loicence for you
>>535214190Should have added that to my run down comment earlier in the thread, but I always forget - Croatia always has a great entry for some reason. From memory there's another one that does that, I think Moldova. Oh and Finland are always interesting!
GLORY TO ISRAELLLLLLL
Keemstar lookin nigga
>>535210601Jesus Christ, why are Euros so fucking gay?
>>535214377I have lube
>>535213174Bring back Terry Wogan
>>535214178For me, it’s Bambie Thug
What the actual, and I can't stress this next part enough, FUCK is this Greek shit? Greece bros get your shit together
>>535214428Check with your local government office if you can watch it.
Holy fuck this cunt is tubro autistic I hope he wins kek
Greekbros... Are we the gayest nation on earth?
WTF, Greece
>>535214427Jews are like women when it comes to video/pictures. They have to try to be the focus. Or tripfagging.
>>535214499>
This shit’s so ass, i miss when we sent memes that ended up being more popular than the “serious” entries.
I think it's pretty funny ngl
based greek
I vote Greece here
I think he's Turkish greek
>>535214518That year was pretty wild. Probably one of the better Eurovisions. Joost, the devil woman, the croatian rock concert etc
um
>>535214540Every year has a comedy act.
>>535214583I liked the scooter
>>535214428yt stream is blocked here see>>535213999
Btw, this is the Greek flag who spams anti-gym threads here.
why are greeks so autistic?
Every year I vote Israel as much as I can. I don't even watch the show I just enjoy the seethe it causes on reddit
Oh and I forgot to mention, there's always 2-3 meme tunes like this, that potentially crossover with the turbogay shit. One of them will do well, but not win.
>>535214583it’s like these Asian girls dances
>>535214490I'll vote Israel just to make them all seethe
sonichu medallion...
Honestly bro just looks like hes having fun
National anthem of Greece better win kek
>>535214499We are just big JoJo fans
Greek is extremely cringe, so bad lmao
Are there at least any hot girls this year?
>>5352146432-3 of them usually.
>>535214428Try Opera vpn?
Beautiful stages this year. Greek background was amazing.
PUCCIA IS SEETHING
>>535214671>>535213999Thanks anon.
>>535214737many hot trans girls as always
hopefully the pity points for jewcraine have stopped
To all headphone users this song has headphone warning.
I bet Ukraine will win, this song is kinda decent, and they always get overwhelming sympathy votes ontop of that
HAHAHAHA
Kek Greece
>>535214754>generic voxel slop
Generic Disney song #234324324
Ukraine song has Disney vibes
Fuck this whoreWe have been sending utter shit to this contest since (((maidan))) and jewish occupationLast time we had any chance was with thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po5NQ4OzzzIbut jews in power banned her after she won national selection
Ukraine has the best ballad song
ukraine not doing le folklory song for a single year = mission impossible
>>535214831The size of my ID absolutely mogs yours.
>ukrainian have to sing in english because the russian langage is banned in eurovisionAll memes aside it's a pretty good song and pretty lady.
>>535214853https://youtu.be/hfjHJneVonEthis was kino af
>>535214782You might be right. But the sympathy-wave has long played out its role. Ukraine have just become a drain on all economies. And the song is mediocre at best.
SLAVA UKRIAINA POL
This Ukraine ones a bit meh.
what kind of drug am I supposed to be on while watching this?
>>535214897agree
Ukraine might win this
>>535214908Yeah, it was iconic. But it was before (((maidan)))
>>535214940Poppers
>>535214940Alcohol poisoning is only way to go.
>>535210601>>535210677>>535210949>>535210985>>/mu/
>>535214940all of them
New bread needs baking….
>>535214940Poppers, to fully enjoy your evening in with your boyfriend.
>>535214940for me it’s cocain and a shit ton of booze. meth would also do the job i guess
>>535214853I mean the song is a bit boring, very disney like, but her vocal prowess is really good, so she's not that bad of a choice I think
>>535214853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XR67NQcAcThis was good
Official Pol ranking so far:1.Israel2.Ukraine3.Albania4.Belgium5.Germanyrest is gay
>>535214882Hard to justify doing an upbeat crazy like Greece did when your claim to fame is being at war for the last few years.
is nu-pol just a bunch of pointless generals for every little thing now?
>>535214956The voting (((committee))) is gonna give the win to Ukraine again probably
>>535214998bake at ->>mu<<--
>>535214940i m just drinking beers
>>535213553>Average pragpedoNot even remotely surprising desu
BOGGED AS FUK M8
>>535214940multiple ones
>>535214998There is already a backup thread to use. >>535210711
>>535215024I didnt sign shit.
>>535214940salvia
>>535210601Usually couldn't give a fuck, but Israel has said they will seriously reconsider participating next year, if Finland wins, due to the prevailing anti-israel sentiment
>>535210601We will win. Dont say we didnt say so after. Make money now.
>>535210601Man I wish Hungary was in here, they'd definitely win because they got rid of Orban
These fucking features in between. Wow. Imagine having a job of writing this.
CUNT
6. 7
Fuck are these Aussie cunts doing in Eurovision?
>"Euro"vision>Australia>IsraelHuh?
Australia need to be given an island or something in Europe. Not too comfortable with the current setup.Surely the Scots have something up for grabs? Maybe kick the niggers out of Lampedusa?
Ah yes first israel and now Australia two countries in Europe.
Honorable Europeans down under
>>535215082We know you've rigged it, but you can't win if the arena gets Allah Akbar'd
>>535215134They had one of the biggest per capita viewership in the world so they were invited. It is like Norway that got an X-Files episode because we had so high viewership per capita.
Australian J-Lo
Generic James Bond themesong soundtrack #43
The island which gave us Midnight Juggernauts, the Presets, etc sends this shit? ffs. It's identical to Ukraine's disneyslop.
>>535215090Easiest job ever, since it's a big event its probably paid like 25k euros to ask AI to give you some shitty ideas
Please dont let Australia win it would embarrising for a none european country to win eurovison.
Australia always sends something super serious while everyone else just sends something either a joke or gay award.
She's far too white and normal, disgusting, i've had to take the dragon dildo out of my arse in dispair.
AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE!
>>535215220They send a homosexual sininging about cum last year.
>>535215122She's a proper slag, mate. Started her career making lewd euro trash music for teenagers.
Ukraine song was ok, but the vocals were really strongAustralia is apparently the favourite for tonight.... and people thought the Ukraine entry was a Disney song, fucking hell, this sounds like it came straight out of Frozen.
i want smell her hair
>>535215261That counts as serious business at Eurovision.
>>535215261Or a guy operating a Free Candy van.
Nothing will ever top that greek autist on his scooter
>>535214070Acording to bets ods isreal is going to win the vote>>535214338>Bet on polymarket now>nowI did yesterday and i am up already) the odds was glorious
>>535215157The entire world belongs to Europe
At least Australia is trying to win
>>535215216Australia is a European country though.The Eurovision is the last stand of implicit whiteness.
>>535215196Kek
>>535215274smells like spiders and eucalyptus
Celine Dion vibes. So she will not win as (((judges))) expect personality
>>535215332hot
>>535215263Sounds like my type
NEW >>535210711>>535210711>>535210711
Serbia intro sounds good.
>>535215122Is this from tonight? Ppl wear masks?
Serbian faggot wemo boyband now
new thread baked!>>535210711>>535210711
>Ram Raider from the WarHammer store
>>535215399It called autism
>>535215373not yet
>>535215399Because of the hentai virus.
Oh look Serbias wheeled out Gay Dracula.
o waow a guitar
heard a lot worse>sends a vote for shits and giggles
i wanna cum on her tits
Ah another man with long hair wearing tight leather and singing slowly
>>535210601>eurovisioni wanted to make a sneaky joke about them being blind to the misery in Brussels, but then again, they created an Eurorinal for the homeless to pee in, but they seem not to use it :/
>>535214338It just droped a cent.. u needed exitvliquidity???
Impressive how nothing changed for last 20 years.ESC seems to be a very effective perpetual demoralization psyop.
Surely Korea is going to absolutely mogg the rest of Eurovision Asia? Could be hilarious if they manage to get North Korea to sign up as well though.
