A storage unit is way cheaper than an apartment
Are they breaking into your unit?If so, call the cops.If not, fuck off and mind your own business.
>>535287734I had a coworker who lived in a storage unit with his wife, it was kind of cool except they shit and pissed in a bucket. Don’t think I could tolerate it with a chick but solo I could easily do it.
>>535287734Yes. They're called pods. Soon you will live in one and you will be happy.
>>535287734>"I Love Living in the most individualistic country in the World">"MASS MEDIA? HELP SOMEONE IS USING THEIR OWN MONEY AND FREE WILL TO DO SOMETHING I FIND WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!"
>>535287803This./thread
>>535287734Liberal white women might be the most evil people on planet Earth
>>535287803unironically this. i look down on van life and shit like that but if you arent messing with me or my life i wont bother you at all
>>535287817Womens shit stinks real bad, no matter how cute. They are full of sulfur, everytime a woman farts a demon pops out, everyone with a fart fetish are full of demons.
>>535287734It costs energy and becomes a fire hazard. If you’re going to do affordable housing it should be safe.
>>535287734Whoever owns the storage unit probably doesn't want people living in it for their own reasons, but more importantly if they knowingly allow people to live there then they're almost certainly liable for a whole bunch of shit and will be sued into oblivion.
>>535287803karens gonna karen
LookAll I want is for my domicile to be a mile away from any road or street
I like running water and air conditioning
>>535287734These already exist in hong kong and are called coffin apartments. Every leftist loves the "density" of Chyna and their walkable cities because you live in a cage. This is considered progress by the left
So no, I don't want van life, or an RV, or a tiny home, or a pod
/pol/ approves of the storage unit life but the moment a nigger or jeet does it, /pol/ loses its head
What's the fucking point if the street just comes right back into my home
IVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH ALL THESE FUELNIGGERS
>>535288040those coffin apartments would be comfy if the cages weren't all rusty looking.
>>535288124propane and good ventilation
>>535287803I am paying for a clean orderly storage space not a locker in a homeless shelter suck my dick
>>535288168Build your own locker then, oh wait you can't because you're lazy and poor lol
>>535287734Living in a storage unit is hard, but it can be done. Here's my advice:There's no bathrooms so you need a bucket or cardboard box for it. You also won't have water in there, so youll need to bring a large clay pot and fill it up to the brim with lake water. Lakes typically have toxic algae so make sure to stir the pot regularly with a solid silver rod (silver has disinfecting properties) It gets really hot in there too, so get naked and bring a fan that's connected to a diesel generator.Finally, we have to talk about rodents and insects. You can't do much about them, but you can create a diversion. Drive around until you find roadkill, then bring it with you and dump it in the "bad corner" (it's called that because it's the corner you must never go to). This will be what attracts the rats, cockroaches, and flies. That way, you can sleep comfortably knowing they will not come for you, even if you fall asleep with honey on your fingers and hands.
>>535287734>just give the homeless houses!!!Doesnt work.
>>535287803what you allow in society becomes society. put up with niggers and everyone becomes niggers. put up with noise and everything becomes noisy. put up with garbage and it becomes indiastop being a pussy and rat that homeless piece of shit out
>>535287734>storage units that folks are allowed to live inside of?Renting a room isn't that much more expensive and it gives you residential amenities. Never understood this because if you're so broke that the difference between a storage unit and a room is enough to break you, your finances are in dire peril.
>>535288343It can be housing availability. In my city you can be in waiting lists for months to rent a place. Took me 6 months to get into my place when I first moved out.
>>535288343a storage room is like 30 dollars a month and a room to rent is like 1000 a month thats a pretty big difference you dumbshit boomer
>>535287953I'm not a fart expert, but I'm sure fart/shit smell is based on the diet, not the gender.Personally, I'm a male and my farts smell like rotten meat. I've been told I'm rotting from the inside after someone smelled my fart.
>>535288168Outside of car storage, I have never known someone to use a storage unit who was a good person.
>>535288244U haul here has restrooms and water fountains but yeah it might be suspicious if you keep coming out to use them. The generator is a bad idea though maybe a small fan that runs off of batteries my friend used one when he lived in his car
>>535288168>>535288323Found the jew
>>535287734An apartment is a storage unit
>>535288307>just give homeless free oxygen Doesn't work
Afternoon, sojourners
>>535287803This, but if they're brown call the police anyways.
>>535287734Why don't you blog post about it, NIMBY liberal cunt?
>>535288244You can get a solar panel and a battery backup system. Most storage unit places never check the roofs. The trick is drilling the hole to run the power cord down without getting caught. Pro tip, if you put a bucket under the hole you can collect the rainwater that drips through. Nothing like fresh rainwater on a hot summer morning.
>>535288663I know what I'm talking about, generator is fine, just have a few extra clay pots for diesel fuel and siphon it into the generator using a hose and your mouth. If you're worried about fumes there's gas masks for that.
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>>535288244wtf
>>535287803Homeless attract crime, drugs, and filth. Let one in and the rest start piling up until the whole place is a dump. They spread like a virus.
>>535287817>>535287953>>535288508My shit doesn't stink. I dont even stink when im exercising.Take the liquid chlorophyll pill (literally). It'll deodorize you from the inside and eliminates root-cause of smell.
>Guy gets divorce raped>Has to live in a storage unit>Woman complains he's there instead of dead in a ditch somewhereName one thing a woman's presence improves.
>>535288244New pasta was born this day
>>535288997You can drill holes through the roof if you blast death metal from a boombox to cover the sounds, when people come to inspect, you hide inside a hollowed out giant CRT TV. No one ever checks those. The people find the boombox and assume it got switched on by animals or ghosts, and then they shrug their shoulders and say "I guess it was nothing", and then leave. Assuming you didnt glue yourself inside the TV, you can clamber out and resume your work>rainwatermake sure to stir it with your silver rod for disinfection, you don't want toxoplasma gondii, giardia, or cryptosporidium
>>535288168Store your shit on your property then
>>535288611>>535289305having a storage unit is basically a requirement for being a grown adult if you live in NYC and not flyover land where your garage is 2000 sq feet
>>535287734>What should I doKeep your fucking mouth shut before you end up a corpse in an abandoned storage unit
>>535289582You will do nothing Timmy and she will get you evicted from your unit for giving her the ick
>>535287803Lots of them check out how often the neighbors come to check on their stuff and will cut through the wall if thry think they have a good opportunity.
>>535287817> I had a coworker who lived in a storage unit with his wife> wifeWas your co worker a 6'5 Chad or was his wife fugly beyond all hope because i don't understand how a man can convince a woman to not divorce him and live in a storage unit and not get divored raped.
>>535288033Storage units tend to be climate controlled, but the water part is still an issue.
If I lived in Canada I'd break into people's homes and squat in em
>>535289899It's called a 5 gallon jug and a gym subscription.
>>535288244Amazing copypasta genesis, also 3 bots replied genuinely
>>535287953
>>535289805"The devil you know..." is how that works
>>535289940you can't stir a 5 gallon jug with a solid silver rod, you're gonna get an infection. You need a large clay pot like picrel
>>535289899The building itself will be climate controlled but there is no airflow in the individual units. They get very stuffy
>>535290092Where did you learn that backwater hippy shit? Just don't let the water get contaminated, retard.
>>535289269>You can drill holes through the roof if you blast death metal from a boombox to cover the soundsOr you can just use a speed handle.
>>535289524>wahh im too poor to buy my own landNot my problem stop being lazy and work
>>535287803If you read the article, he was literally jerking off while she was in the next unit. And he knew someone was there.
>>535288244Eventually, they will shut the boarders so Americans cannot escape from this.
>>535287734People have been doing this for a long time. A lot of people run online businesses out of them.
>>535290138Your 5 galllon jug is teeming with bacteria and parasites, it will make you sick. It's pretty straightforward. Your disinfection options are:1) use chlorine dioxide or sodium dichloroisocyanurate tablets. While these work, they will make the water taste putrid and foul, and the chemicals make linger in your brain giving you nightmares.2) Strain the water through a series of complex filtration tubes attached to a water pump. While this will work, the noise is unbearable. You will get headaches from the noise. The filtered water is safe to consume (and wont give you nightmares), but we're talking about a storage unit here. Before long, the people will come. Drawn to the noise. The people will come and remove you from the storage unit with violence Where will you hide from the people? You have to consider these things.3) A large clay pot filled with lake water that you stir with a solid silver rod. Silence. disinfection, speed, flavor. These are all things offered to you by this method. The ancients knew it, I am merely the messenger of the ancients. You wont be laughing when it works.
>>535290149I clearly don't have the upper body strength for that, neither do most here. My solutions are for everyone, not just the privileged strong.
>>535290473Just buy a survival straw jeez
>>535290213Based and Diogenes pilled
>>535287734.Girl should go Heil Hitler
>>535289805I was thinking the same thing but figured he sold her on a van life trial, while they saved money, for the van to travel. Travel in together, van life. Non stop insta moments, this cold storage locker with a poop bucket buys our ticket.
>>535290213How did she know he was jacking off? Was she watching?
>>535287734Because that would cut into the landlords' profits by reducing housing demand and decreasing rent prices.
Basically niggers / wiggers>Landlord can't evict same-day>Minimum room size lawsTherefore you can't do this stuff. If the landlord could kick you out for having pets, being a nigger, and getting into fights immediately it wouldn't be a problem and affordable housing would be everywhere.Basically motel-sized housing or smaller, gigantic buildings of all studio apartments but it's all non-niggers and nobody bothers each other - that would be possible in a free world. Instead the state protects retards that make everyone's life worse.
>>535290597All hail the based storage unit gremlin and his silver wand. He's gonna make it. What can you do to cover the smell of the cardboard box toilet anon?
>>535287803lol what a faggot>>535290213Based
>>535287884Pods are Communism. You will live under a bridge in a tent.
>I noticed someone doing something Ive never seen members of the hivemind doing before>this kind of anti-groupthink behavior worries me>hey collective, what should I do to enforce conformity?Cant describe how much I hate women
>>535287803>Are they breaking into your unit?Someone poor enough to live in a storage unit just might start stealing shit.
>>535288244Would a silver-plated rod also work? I don't think I could afford solid silver right off the bat.
>>535287734I agree that people should have the freedom to live in storage units. But artificial scarcity is the whole point. The rich and boot lickers don't really care about freedom. In fact, we wouldn't even have to consider living in storage units if we changed zoning laws to be more like Japan's or Norway's. But NIMBYs ruin everything. Single-family zoning and not having mixed-use zoning for both commercial and residential ruins everything. Also, minimum parking requirements. And subsidizing cars instead of public transport, even though it would save taxpayers money, because pussies are worried they might sit next to a black man on the bus.
>>535287803/thread
>>535289805damn you really don't get out much, do ya
>>535287734Go ahead.Report it.But what if there is an undocumented migrant living there and his family gets sent back thanks to your thoughtless actions?Haha j/kThey're all kept up in hotels in sanctuary cities and employers' company homes.It's a working White man who just had his rent increase 50% in 2 years.He's probably racist and misogynist thoughbeit, so go ahead.
>>535287803It attracts stinky homeless assholes.
>>535288244Not even haitians
>>535288040Sounds like any city lol
>>535291132Once the smell gets to be too much, you gently toss it into the bad corner, and start a new box or bucket. Eventually, after few cycles of this, you will need to switch to your French-made M2 gas mask.
>>535291752No, it has to be pure silver. If your concern is price you can always drive your car through a silver merchants storefront and steal enough to smelt. Silver plated rods are only useful for butt plugs and beating misbehaving animals.
>/pol/ actually defending nigger behavior like living in a storage unit
>>535292460It would be fine if the people doing it acted like decent people but it's always exclusively some dumb shithead that leaves filth and entropy everywhere they go while the bang bootleg fentanyl into their collapsed vein and nod off on an open flame they were using to cook some shit in a can. These people make their problems your problems and then offer you additional problems that you never even thought of before.
>>535292760A decent person would have their shit in order and not have to live in a storage unit. Homeless people are homeless for a reason
Because eventually they`d turn into crime-ridden ghettos where no decent human being would willingly approach.
>>535287734because housing isn't supposed to be this inflated and living like a hobo shouldn't be an aspiration.
>>535292845Some people get fucked over, that's especially the case in America. For people looking to get by on the storage locker hack I would recommend instead searching for miniature rental workshops. Mine is a space about 13'x30' by 13' tall and comes with free water and electricity. I only pay $600 CAD a month for it and is basically the most cost effective safe solution possible. Since it's a workshop you at least have an excuse for being there for prolonged periods of time "working". Homeless shitheads are much less likely to find these places or be able to afford the slightly higher rent over a standard storage locker. Still no bathroom tho.
every day we stray closer to snow crash lol
>>535293226*also the heating is free which is a big deal in the winter.
>>535291089if the landlord can evict you at the drop of a hat it's not really housing though is it?the problem in the US is that landlords are greedy as hell, you cant fix the housing crisis without breaking their power
>>535287734Storage facilities should be ventilated and required to be evacuated of all oxygen for 2-3 times for entire, random hours between 9 pm and 5 am.
>>535289524>having a storage unit is basically a requirement for being a grown adult if you live in NYCAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABABABABABABABABAVABABAVAVBHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!
>>535287884https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j0_TDPaUznw&ra=m
>>535287803No way, a 40 yo tranny whoes mom wouldn't let him do HIS bullshit her house burned half of mine down with candles.
>>535293455>In the US landlords are greedy as hellOnly the greediest nigger would become a landlord because it involves dealing with so many retards - you have to really want money to babysit these retards every day.That's the thing, the more retarded the laws you put around something the more retarded the people who do the workarounds will be, we're dealing with extreme greed because they scared away all the normal people who would love to throw up an ADU and house someone but who don't want to risk getting some brown creature who will cause 30k in damage and destroy years of their work, or someone who will fight with them.>It's not really a house if you could be evicted though?Some people just want a place to live, they're normal people but more or less want a room to sleep, cook, and relax in. You can have places that are designed for different clients, the vast majority of men just want to be left alone and would happily agree to all these terms if it meant their rent was cheaper.
>>535289083>Homeless attract crime, drugs, and filth.So do wealthy pedophiles.
