Imagine your whole life you eat nothing but beans, and yet you think you eat at 5-star Michelin restaurants. That's the anglosphere. (the beans are their language)
>>535326242Terence Hill was Italian.
>>535326400>isI though he was dead.
>>535326242But that's an Italian
>>535326447He's 87
>>535326400>>535326490fucking brainlets
>>535326447Nah, Bud Spencer died 10 years ago, easy to mix up.
>>535326627He is Italian, though.
>>535326242anglos are subhumans and so is their 'cuisine'. even the wellington is a stolen french dish.
>>535326809So? Fucking retard. The thread is about the English language. Eating only beans is a metaphor for using only English.
>>535326627Their real names are Carlo Pedersoli and Mario Girotti, brainlet.
>>535326901I said anglosphere fucking dumbass and this thread is not about food. You're all really fucking low IQ.
>>535326979fuck off dumbass
>>535326901Do you need a license to own plates in the UK?
>>535326953But... he's Italian
>>535327091It's a fucking movie. I'm out of here. Fucking imbeciles.
>>535327142get rekt lole
>>535326242a tire restaurant? wtf lame as shit is this? i'd rather eat at a goodyear or cooper restaurant anyway.
>>535327142Why do you hate Italians so much?
>>535327142jews invented pornography, it's what kept them from leaving the stone age until whites dragged them, kicking and oogabooga-ing, right into the light
>>535326242Beans are great. No gristle or fat. Just nice tasty firm but yeilding protein. They respond well to a variety of spices. I love beansI'm still warming up to lentils
Good thread, Mohammed
>>535326242>5-star Michelin restaurantsThat's not a thing. It's just a Michelin star and you either have it or you don't. It's not a scale that gives more stars the better the place is. You would know this if you weren't a brown third worlder who eats literal feces.
>>535326242Best thread today
>>535326242>Imagine your whole life you eat nothing but beans, and yet you think you eat at 5-star Michelin restaurants.For the moment, I was thinking you're writing about polish soup anon.
>>535327360I'm white, and I'm learning German, French, Russian, Latin etc, unlike you. All of them are superior to English in every way. English, due to lack of gender and case, can't produce a poem like this:Von ungefähr muß einen BlindenEin Lahmer auf der Straße finden,Und jener hofft schon freudenvoll,Daß ihn der andre leiten soll.Dir, spricht der Lahme, beyzustehen?Ich armer Mann kann selbst nicht gehen;Doch scheints, daß du zu einer LastNoch sehr gesunde Schultern hast.Entschließe dich, mich fortzutragen,So will ich dir die Stege sagen:So wird dein starker Fuß mein Bein,Mein helles Auge deines seyn.Der Lahme hängt, mit seinen Krücken,Sich auf des Blinden breiten Rücken.Vereint wirkt also dieses Paar,Was einzeln keinem möglich war.Du hast das nicht, was andre haben,Und andern mangeln deine Gaben;Aus dieser UnvollkommenheitEntspringet die Geselligkeit.Wenn jenem nicht die Gabe fehlte,Die die Natur für mich erwählte:So würd er nur für sich allein,Und nicht für mich bekümmert seyn.Beschwer die Götter nicht mit Klagen!Der Vortheil, den sie dir versagen,Und jenem schenken, wird gemein,Wir dürfen nur gesellig seyn.
>>535327460There's 1 star, 2 stars and 3 stars, not that I care or that it matters for the metaphor.
god i want some beans right now
>>535326242THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANSARENT THEY SPAGHETTI WESTERNS IT SHOULD BE PASTA
>>535327460>he doesn't know it's 1 2 or 3-starYour brown is showing.
>>535327837cared enough to reply
>>535327774Why do you hate ilalians so much?One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna me bitch !!Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!!!
>>535327941Too bad, dry ones will require several hours of presoaking.... assuming no one posting in such quality thread as this will ever eat anything canned.
man I love beans but seeing people fellate movies always gave me a bad feeling
>>535326242>eat nothing but beansThat reminds of something a guy I know told me. His boomer mother went to school with a kid who ate dirt from the playground. You see, his family were poor ass beans farmers, and that's all they ate - breakfast, lunch and supper. So to make up for the lack of nutrients he couldn't get from beans, he got it by craving dirt.
>>535328425i have many types of beans in tomato sauce and salt water tetra packs, no dried ones thohowever i have to eat all the chicken soup before i can have the beansalso its too late to cook, i have to go to bed
Nothing but low-IQ Dr Lexus-type clownbrained coomers on this board. There is never any serious discussion. The only thing that gets traction is clowning. Rot in hell, shit-for-brains.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/535186080
>>535327774Erm... Can you post this in English? I don't now if you are knew round hear? But um this is an English language website geez lee weez
>>535326242>5-star Michelin restaurantsShitskin detected lmao
>>535327074Mario Girotti deserves sainthood.
>>535329363I'm a language appreciator, not a restaurant appreciator. Language-wise you eat nothing but beans out of a can your whole life. Poor intellect. Address the topic or fuck off and kys, clownbrained coombrained subhuman.
>>535329017Beans are great, all sizes and colors. Try cooking with fava beans if you can't get them.> I have to eat all the chicken soup I know that sort of pain, anon.
>>535326586Looks great for his age, I had no idea beans kept you so youthful
>>535326242A man cannot live off beans alone. He also needs a liddle bit of beer.
>>535329775> can't < can>>535329690What's the topic?Yes, eating only beans is bad. It is good to know several languages, as it not only allows one to understand more diverse sources, but it also helps with creating things useful mental models of foreign cultures and nations.Do you want a cookie now?
>>535329356As I said, English can't produce a poem like that. You can translate it but any poem turns to shit when translated. But the point is that even in the original English can't produce a poem like that, because gender and case allow for moving words around so they rhyme. Go back to stroking your cock.
>>535329984DONT FORGET THE TOASTALL THE FOODGROUPS COVERED
>>535329690If you're intentions are to start a language thread, maybe don't start it in bad faith trying to piack a fight with the anglosphere you muppet.
>>535330127Here I sitBroken HeartedThought the thread was about beansTurns out OP was retarded.
>>535330304I don't give a fuck about you, your pride or your shit language. There are actual humans on here too, anglophones aren't invited.
>>535330065He just can't seem to understand that he's Italian
>>535330127how far is swedish away with all you said?would there be a poem like the one you posted?
>>535326242Swedophiles like their Surströmming and fermented shark meat. Oh what a treat
>>535326242what's the problem hes just a bit hungry
>>535330424Then take it to a Swedish website, faggot. Arguing against a language in the language itself is peak pathetic
>>535329775>fava beansi shall put them on my listideally i want something that will last a long time in the cupboard and deosnt require long time to soaknow i will go to bed, good night to all anons in this thread
>>535326242BEANS might be useful.
>>535330424You are truly the gayest retard on this board
>>535330447I don't care, I'm concerned with learning new languages. I'm learning 10+ languages, anglophone swine refuse to learn even one word of any language, that's the point.
>>535330658No it fucking isn't. English is the language we speak here. The difference between me and you is that I'm learning tons of languages, you're learning none.
I like beans
>>535330437Could be, but then I don't get his aversion of beans. It's low IQ antifabaceism.>>535330704Beans, when stored in a sealed dry container could last years. Their seeding viability drops rapidly, tho.Good night, anon.
>>535330790fuck off and kys coomer
>>535326242Mexicans at the time didnt have wheat bread btw. Only corn tortillas.
>>535327261You should thank them. Without pornography, your mom wouldn't have two nickels to rub together.
>>535328302I laffed, tanks anon
>>535326242Is he gettin' ready to rip some huge farts? The looks on their faces seem to say yes.
>>535330918Maybe he's a Pythagorean
>>535330824yes i know swenska. just calm a bit!
>>535331172Maybe, as this thread is apolitical, unless it's supposed to be a thinly veiled D&C.
>>535331068in the movie after he finishes lunch he stands up and rips an enormous fart then walks out of the saloon and everyone is upset
>>535326242did you reall just make a thread about a guy eating beans? come on
>>535331413No that's one of the other movies. In this movie he borrows their mexican to help with some yard work.
>>535331374>thinly veiled
>>535331542Learn what a metaphor is, retard. I guess it's the English language that's limiting your thought.
>>535331794But the metaphor in your example (the beans are the english language) would be that it is you and all other people in the word that have to eat the beans or you will have no chance in this world. And that isn't even a debatable subject. If you don't speak English you are not going to make it very far. Everyone is taught English for a reason. No country in the world is running Parseltongue lessons or whatever it is your native tongue is called.
>>535326242god this webm is so cool lol
>>535327142the talmud is simply /jewpol/ in paper format, and the mainstream pornography and trans stuff of the west is majority jewish in funding and origin.Epstein liked 4chan because it was familiar, and reddit is the female-brained counterpart.
>>535334240best part of the thread
Beans are a nutrient rich super food. Careful the fiber doesn't wash out the nutrients. But overall, favorite meal 1.57 for a 1lb bag of dry yields an entire pot. .97c pound bag of rice is almost 3 cups dry yields 9 cups after cooking. Big bowl beans and rice complete protein, hardy, nutritional delicious. Make burritos with the leftovers. If don't want to deal with dry beans a can of refried beans is 1 pound for 1$. Can make bean patties for burgers, serve with leftover rice just add a 1$ can of Rotel. Too many possibilities to post here.
>>535326242I really don't understand why beans make you lot cope so hard. You don't like beans? Don't eat them. No-ones forcing them on you.
>>535334644send me that folding money
a hefty meal is all you need in life. taste is overrated.
