I have never seen a vagina in real life.That is the real problem in this world.
>>535376188but you probably saw plenty of Penis so its not all that bad.
They smell funny
>>535376188>I have never seen a vagina in real life.>That is the real problem in this world.I've heard they have teeth in them, is that true? I'm afraid to venture into the mouth of the cave and find out.
>>535376188They are nothing to write home about let me tell you, it feels good when you move your penis in and out of one, that's it
>>535376188just pay an escort, i wish i would have instead of getting married.
>>535376188>tfw 27mI'm going to just fuck a hooker soon to have it done with. I have a question though, since this world is fucked up, if I try to pay for sex does the hooker still have like an unspoken gigachads-only policy? I.e do I show up and she goes "ew no"?It seems like too good a deal to be true. Especially since I only plan on doing this once in my life.
>>535376188do you ever leave your house? how does that happen
>>535376188Trust me you will have your chance, policy will reform them, and make it clear they have to reproduce; the men and women that protest that we remove their citizenship and throw them out, and shut the gates on them.
>>535376188The real problem is you have seen thousands of them not irl
I hear Jannie got a pay raise this year.
>>535376188lmao
>>535376188I’d show you mine but i have the periods
It's pretty nasty, an internal body crevice that is surrounded by hair and oozes gunk. Youre luck if she cleans it.
>>535376517triple it
>>535376627> Aussie problems You know the women in the rest of the world are generally quite clean, right?
>>535376188Your not missing much
>>535376627>bloke from perth shags woman named Joe
Turn your heart to Christ, my son, and he will solve your problems. Spend more time in prayer, be welcoming to people of poop-colored skin, go to church. Eventually you will see a vagina.
>>535376289They do have teeth, how else do you think they chew the cum?
>>535376770The women here are fucking gross The women in NZ seem so much better
>>535376188are you gay?
>>535376627its pretty good when its 16 years old, clean and hairless
Or maybe my son you would like to experiment with putting your dick up another man's poophole or having a man put his dick up your poophole and getting a prostate orgasm. Christ is King
>>535376770why do you talk like bongs?
>>535376188The astral parasites are the real issue.
>>535376488This.>>535376188You don't actually see a vagina when you're fucking it. (There's no eyes on the dick.)Only terminally online masturbator incels stare at vagina daily.
>>535376701Actually varies quite a bit within Aus too. I had one bird in Darwin who left a noticeable smell on me for a full day, with a shower inbetween. But also had girls in Brisbane who are like dolls down there, no hair, no smell, no nothin.None of them have been as foul as some of the lower class minge I've grabbed in NZ though, I've had 3 STIs my entire adult life and 2 were in Christchurch. Fuckin tragic this place
>>53537670180% of humanity has parasitic worms you ignorant fool. Dirty cunts who wipe from back to front have eggs collect in their labia.
>>535376254so there was this blindman, right?
>>535376829In Auckland maybe, I've had some nights out on the bag in Christchurch and Queenstown that made me feel like a rape victim the morning after
>>535376188Not politics + dilate troon.
Hi,I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all thatThey're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
>>535376941Depends where you grew up in NZ. South Island is pretty English slang wise, North Islanders tend to mimic boongas. Once you cross cook strait you tend to hear less bloke/bird and more fulla/missus
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>>535376188Vaginas are so strange. If it was anything else in nature I feel like people would avoid it out of fear of some kind of toxicity or that sort of alien revulsion one feels at seeing high res close up pictures of insects or something. Yet countless men have ruined their lives for these bizarre, smelly folds rife for bacteria that weep strange unnameable fluids and bleed for a few days every month. It's gross to think of women wearing those little diaper things or shoving a stick up their weepy, bleeding pussy and letting the blood fester and rot inside of this bacterial chasm of sweat and pus all day long and we treat these things as human beings and afford them dignity to walk around like this, nowadays even flaunting their pussy lips in public view. I'm straight btw.
>>535376188I went to art school so I have. Never touched one, though
>>535377904Humans aren't naturally monogamous. You're repulsed by periods because that's when the pussy is least fertile, it's your primal rapist instinct telling you to go find a different hole until this one ripens
>>535376358Can any hookermaxxing anon pls answer my question? It isn't a shitpost. I am autistic as fuck and freak out if I don't have a formulaic answer to a question. If I am ~5/10 but GIGA-AUTISTIC can she just get the ick and tell me to leave?
>>535376188If that is your biggest gripe with the world I truly envy you anon.
>>535376358Don't do it. You'll regret it.
Hire a hooker, you dumb chink.Just don't overpay.
>>535376358>>535378262You need to find the right hooker. Some of them can be really bitchy.Honestly bro I think you'e better off finding some chudette you can trust. I think you can find her if you put your mind to it.
>>535378347That is part of why I haven't done it. I am afraid of losing my occult wizard status as a male virgin (unironically). It's safe to say the entire sexual market/society value angle has utterly mind-fucked me. Pretty sure my cavemen brethren would've just not given a shit but I am fucked in the head or something.But again my question is, do they deny men if they think they are too ugly or cringe?
>>535376358>>535378262In the USA, prostitutes are basically the lowest level of acting. They are too untalented to get a paid production role, so instead act like they're physically attracted to men who pay them for sex. The obvious fakeness will not satisfy your sexual psychology needs but does offer a non-masturbatory means of prostrate relief.
>>535376358>>535378262Prostitutes are frigid and they hate the sex act.The only thing that will get you a black mark is if you steal their money or ruin the physical goods.
>>535378440The part that irks me is that here it is legal but semi-unregulated. So when I did research, more often then not, you have to make a deposit of like $100 before you fuck. Then they say "everything must be consensual between both parties blah blah blah". But then it's like, if you paid $100 before-hand, they could surely just go "nah dude I le don't le consent" and then you're fucked (in the way you don't want). IDK again I think I'm mind-fucked.
>>535376188>>>/r9k/
>>535378448>>535378615We don't know what you look like but she most likely won't deny you if you really want to do it that way. She may give you some hints of disgust though, which to me personally would be just as bad as a straight up denial of service.
>>535376188they smell weird.. would not recommend, become monk
>>535378717At this point I just want to fuck once to get it over with lel. I have similar facial features to my brother, and he fucks a lot (he is probs 7/10). Although I am fat and have bad teeth (but my brother also has shit teeth so idk). The main issue with me is I am insanely fucking autistic and socially retarded like you wouldn't believe. As I said, the world loves to ruin me so I view this hooker shit as too good to be true.
>>535376188Just gotta socialize. Once you got past that chore it's no big thing.
>>535378448Depends on the woman.But you seem sincere, so I'll give more detail.Unless you are truly an ogre, you probably look fine. You still have plenty of time in life to get with a girl and find romance. My first physical experience was at like 36, and I'm pretty autistic.If you were to follow through with your prostitution plan, you won't come out transformed. You'll meet up with a dodgy lady in a dirty place, be awkward, stick your dick in her, probably have trouble performing, and when you succeed, you'll like yourself less and be stuck with the fact that your first time was done for money, and it wasn't pleasurable at all. That will haunt you.Sex isn't some kind of milestone that instantly makes you confident or hate yourself less. Sex isn't transformative unless it's traumatic. It only really works and feels good if you love the other person. You won't have that if you go through with paying for it.Don't let people online with their funny ideas surrounding sex poison your thinking on it. Half of online people are retarded, and the majority don't have your best interests at heart.
>>535378448Hoes can be very caring and understanding, or they can be braindead slobs, just like the rest of us. They'll always check if you have symptoms of STDs, and I suggest you spend real money on something classy, not some awful titty-bar bipolar mess.You'll realize that sex isn't that big a deal at all and what you need is acceptance and desire. Don't just fuck a pussy, notice no change in your life and kill yourself, understand that you pay hoes to go away afterwards because women dangle sex as the bait on the hook of commitment, while men dangle commitment on the hook of sex. The money transaction means no hooks, just get off and get lost.
>>535378262Tell them you're a virginYou dont have to be telling the truth but you will get special treatment.
>>535376188>finally get vagina>kill self for centering existence around a fucking holeretards deserve it.
>>535378870I think you'll be fine. If you can, talk to a few of them first and choose accordingly, good luck.
>>535379244Is that actually somehow attractive?And I am not joking I am a hand-holdless, kissless, sexless virgin at 27. To my knowledge being a virgin is a massive turn-off for both men and women. In the few male interactions I have, I literally create a LARP where I pretend I've had a GF so they stop fucking with me
>>535376188Do they even really exist? What if the images are all just fake?
>>535376188bro you are super handsome. How?I'm 5'7 and medium ugly and my body count is around 80ish I think.
>>535376188No full nudity strip clubs in Stockholm?
>>535377590That’s something a homosexual would post >vsginas are scary and gross , big boys! So come fuck my sweaty man ass instead
>>535376358>paying for what god allowed you to take for freeWorse than being a kekold
I have but its not a big deal. You look like a Viking Chad though, it's all you
>>535379353You're overthinking it mate. I don't know anyone who goes for escorts in Aus, but on K road up in Auckland it's just business. You just book your time, walk into the booth, say gday and get mopped off. I went to first thursday once and one of the guys in our group left for 30 minutes and came back because he had an appointment to get sucked off. Just have a shower beforehand and you'll be a better customer than 90% of the cunts in there I'm sure
>>535376188Not even in sauna?>Inb4 muslims dont bathe
>>535376188They're overrated
>>535380440Guess I'm in the fucked of the fucked m8 since 99.9% of ausfailians seem to magically never be autistic retards. FUUURARRRRKK
>>535379353If you're actually Australian and not chinese or indian or some shit, come to America and spend a couple weeks here. Your accent will get you more pussy than you can handle.
>>535380839Nah m8 I have a fucken DISGUSTING voice. It was originally less disgusting but now I stutter, since I only speak to people 2-3 times a year
>>535379353They get excited to show you the ropes.It genuinely works.
>>535376188Post a pic of yourself op so we can all see one
