If Massie wins I’m gonna crank some bluegrass and get skunked. If he loses, I’m still gonna get skunked.
>>535392003>Not banana pudding
>>535392003I've always wanted to try real 'shine not that pussy imitation shit
>>535392003>20%oof that's a strong wine you have there.
>>535392142You'd like that wouldn't you G man?
>>535392142Just get some clear corn whiskey from the store if you aren't in a place with shine. Closest to the taste.
>>535392003That's not real moonshine you faggot.
>>535392003That's really low alcohol for moonshine, but blackberry can be good depending on when they add the berries. Raspberry is also good.
>>535392142>pussy imitation shitthis, fuck this bullshit fake shine. I've had the real shit I used to live near the number 1 production county of it in America. It's way fucking higher than 80 proof and generally disgusting btw, thick like cough syrup
>>535392003Are you from Ducktown mister?
>>535392142It’s actually REALLY fucking good, esp if the guy making it knows what he’s doing. One of my brothers neighbors at his old place had his own bar in an old airplane hanger where he had stills set up to make his own shine he’d sell and give away to friends. Soooooo fucking good. If I remember he sold it for only like $10 for a big mason jar full. He’d have like 10 different flavors too. It wouldn’t even taste like liquor even though it was like 90 proof. Dangerous shit in that way bc you could drink it like soda pop
>>535392345Based, I've heard real shine is like real absinthe in the sense that it gets you plastered after a few shots and it's a unique kind of drunk
>>535392454If you let jolly ranchers sit in moonshine for about 5 days it tastes like alcoholic candy.
>>535392003Fellow chuds should really be making their own booze. I have gallons of homemade mash, hard juice and cider, wine. It's amazing what sugar, water, yeast, and some fruit and juice can do.
>>535392142Retard proof way is to by an electric '''''water purifier''''' online. Explosion proof, single unit the size of a pour over coffee machine and while not the purest or healthiest product way better than a lot of DIY stills. Just ferment Dextrose with a yeast of your choice, distill and enjoy.The best "real" alcohol to make is Gin.Just needs the dried berries and you're good.Hypothetically.
>>535392003do not mention Tennessee, do not discuss Tennessee
>>535392454>Dangerous shit in that way bc you could drink it like soda popI think it's called bookending.You need a spice on one end and a fruity flavor on the other side and the booze between just vanishes.Tea wine is similar. Various cinnamon cocktails too
>>535392003>40 proofyou call that moonshine, you fucking redneck retard? well i hope you bought enough jars to drink enough of it to kill yourself tonight
