>JPMorgan Chase executive Lorna Hajdini is suing disgraced former banker Chirayu Rana for defamation, accusing him of completely fabricating claims that she used and abused him as her “sex slave,” The Post has learned.>Hajdini filed a defamation lawsuit against Rana in the New York state Supreme Court earlier Tuesday.>“Ms. Hajdini categorically and unequivocally denies each and every allegation of unlawful conduct,” the countersuit reads.>“These allegations are entirely false, malicious, and fabricated, and were concocted for the improper purpose of personal enrichment at the expense of defendants and others,” it said.>Her lawyers also blasted Rana for “peddling his lies that Ms. Hajdini was a racist, sexual predator,” stating that his aim was “to destroy her reputation for leverage to extort millions of dollars” from her and JPMorgan.>A JPMorgan spokesman said: “We fully support Lorna and her right to defend herself and protect her reputation. As we have said from the outset, we don’t believe the allegations against her or the firm have merit.”>Rana accused the executive director in JPMorgan’s leveraged finance division of drugging him, subjecting him to months of nonconsensual sex acts, and insulting him with racial slurs.>One of Rana’s main allegations had been that Hajdini had threatened to slash his bonus unless he agreed to have sex with her.>This newspaper knows the identity of the woman who dated the one-time student basketball player during his time at JPMorgan. Sources close to the couple said they never married, although their current relationship status is unclear.
>>535451164OPEN UP MY LITTLE BROWN BOYYOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS
>>535451164I dont care if its fantasies or if its fake. It is a humiliation ritual for Lorna Hajdini that cannot survive being memed into a pajeet fucker. Chirayu’s curry stained hands fingering her gefilte fish axe wound and both those odors mixing and permeating in the room. hahahahah he fucking won at the end. She will be immortalized cannons and all. Post feet. I dont care if its AI and Hajdini has six toes! I want to believe the smell! Chirayu what a fuckin troll hahaha she cannot undo this defamation it has to much meme magick in it. Chirayu looks so innocent, his angelic doe eyes and so naive to be a troll gas lighting the well. lmao the fucker has the last laff for sure. Hajdini has suffered from an offensive pajeet counter psyop of Brahmin levels over 9000 that has damaged her entire persona being the jamboy fucker that she is. I wonder how spicy she liked her vindaloo penis? Bet her vagene expels raita goo from her arousals of having a brown boytoy. And the cannons she has are unmatched! Flat chested fishheads are seething! She gets spit roasted as well. lmao kek I even like the pajeet smile Hajdini is doing as a mockery hahahah
>>535451209Where are the more explicit versions of these?
Why didn't he just take the money and run? He already had made off with untold izzat by making people think he got white bobs but he has kept pushing his chips in and is possibly going to lose all his izzat.
>>535451315Because he was telling the truth and hes a principled man
>>535451164nobody cares about this jeet fantasy
>>535451336There's no such thing as an honorable jeet
My experience with courthouse is that if the other side has nothing on their hands against me, they try to sue me back with bullshit claims.I guess the jeet is right.
>>535451164>one-time student basketball playerWhat's relevancy?
>>535451164THE CANNONS SHALL REDEEM!
>>535451164do you think she knows that she is pretty much a sex-symbol in cyberspace?
>>535451241>I dont care if its fantasies or if its fake. It is a humiliation ritual for Lorna Hajdini that cannot survive being memed into a pajeet fucker. Chirayu’s curry stained hands fingering her gefilte fish axe wound and both those odors mixing and permeating in the room. hahahahah he fucking won at the end.>>535451280>Where are the more explicit versions of these?>>535451315>Why didn't he just take the money and run? He already had made off with untold izzat by making people think he got white bobs but he has kept pushing his chips in and is possibly going to lose all his izzat.>>535451336>Because he was telling the truth and hes a principled manSpoken like a TRUE pajeet, saar.
only jeets care about this story
>>535451164>Shqiptars 1 Gorkhas 1
>>535451706Right, it's the jeets making 40 India threads each day all day. You faggots here are obsessed.
>>535451241I know you think this is a killer post because you've been spamming it so hard but this lady is going to be fine. Nobody sane believed it when it came out and the longer it goes on, the more humiliation befalls the scamjeet and the legions of perverted desi boys who can't understand why they're so unrespectable.
What if this whole thing is just the next level of findom? It isn’t enough to just give some hoe your money, now you have to be publicly legally required to give her massive sums and garnish your wages.
>>535451893Yes, indians and related subasians are constantly spamming about themselves (yourselves).
>>535451164>>“Ms. Hajdini categorically and unequivocally denies each and every allegation of unlawful conduct,” the countersuit reads.she's clearly nervous and guilty.when are we going to teach women that rape is not okay?
>>535451315because in the pajeet mind since JP Morgan already offered him a relatively paltry to be rich as fuck settlement of $1 million dollars to go away, the pajeet now believes his own lies and believes they will offer even more if he keeps pushing
NOOOOO SAARIT IS NOT FAKE SAAAR WHITE WOMEN SEXUALLY HARRASS INDIAN MEN SAAAAR
>>535451164
I hope they settle out of Court
>>535451341>>535451706I’m not a jeet, but I care a LOT about cannons.
>>535451241she's hotI'm okay with it
>>535451164https://www.efinancialcareers.com/news/lorna-hajdini-sues-chirayu-rana>The new filing states that Hajdini "has sought and received mental-health treatment to manage the severe emotional distress" caused by Rana's claims. It says there have been threats to her personal safety and that both Hajdini and members of her family "have been mocked, ridiculed, and harassed around the clock." Hadjini has been "the ongoing focal point of countless jokes, memes, and AI generated images and videos of a persistently vile, degrading, and sexual nature.">Hajdini's filing adds that her "beloved" work with an organisation representing underprivileged students has also come to an end.She really loved to work with those poor students heh
>>535452250>535452250that pajeet is really funny because 1 million plus whatever he made from before his time would have easily landed him in a LCOL region of the US and into an early retirement.
>>535451164>believing foidsCouldn’t be me. This is already an open and shut case as far as I’m concerned. #believesllmen
>>535451315He's about to redeem the entire division he worked in from the look of things. I respect the hustle. He might double his Izzat at this stage.
>>535451164You can’t sue people for court filings
>>535451692>believe womenFuck off. This is hilarious and any true /pol/lack is spamming “believe victims” all over the internet so the cunts’ propensity for trying to force everyone to believe their lies blows up in their face. I hope the next lawsuit is a 5’6” balding middle aged ogre and he accuses a genuine Stacy of raping him at gunpoint.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779287019407849.mp4>The alleged assaults continued for months, with Rana finally reporting Hajdini for race and gender-based discrimination and harassment to JPMorgan bosses in May 2025. Next, he says his family received anonymous, threatening phone calls, with one caller saying, “Just wait till you’re back in New York, brown boy… You’d better stay away — snitch.”>>535451164
>>535451336>offered literally a million dollars to leave and stfu>goes to the media instead with his softcore porn storieshe's gotten half the subcontinent erect with these tales
>>535451164>woman vs jeetThe battle of lies and manipulation has begun.
>>535453376Indians are not men.
>>535451164>unequivocally denies each and every allegation of unlawful conduct,” the countersuit reads.Think like a JEW now:She viewed the sexual conduct as CONSENTUAL
>>535451164This is why they offered settlement. They wanted to fatten up the jeet before Mommy Cannons fired back and sucked him dry.
>>535453641What AI did you use? I like making videos of male springbreakers being drugged by motel indian owners before they pull down their shorts and motorboat their white buttocks.
>>535453776Based Mexican wiseman
>>535451164Believe all men.Thats when the world healsMan>woman.Should deport raj though he shouldnt be here and fire her women shouldnt work
>>535453636You'd have to be a fucking retard to believe this 99.999% certain Pajeet lie, or a Poocel yourself.
>>535451164Who should I root for? I don’t know.
>>535451164What a fumble on his part though they were clearly made for each other
>>535453641God damn she's so sexyWatch her come to the trial intentionally looking ugly with no makeup just to stop people making these videos
>>535455116root for reality and logic.logically there's zero chance she said those things. white people don't work that way. those words don't form together in the western brain llm.
Rana is just showing us the final form of the jeet call scammer
So he didn't fuck her??
>>535455810that. pretty much showing true colors. er. uh. poo colors.it's super obvious.
>>535455776logically there's no way a jeet turns down a mil for fake shit he made upif there were absolutely nothing to this then JPM would have laughed him out of the office and made sure none of the other counterfeiting houses would hire himthey wouldnt have made multiple 7 figure offers to try and make it go awayeventually some lawyer told this cunt look we have to try and countersue because that's what someone who was innocent would do in this case
Hadjini was a compact little firecracker of a woman, barely 5’2” in her heels, with a tight, toned body that turned heads in every boardroom she entered. Her platinum blonde hair was always pulled into a severe high ponytail, and her sharp blue eyes missed nothing. At 34 she was already a Senior VP, ruthless, ambitious, and addicted to the thrill of breaking people beneath her Louboutins.Rana was her direct report. Tall, light-skinned, soft-spoken, and painfully polite, the South Asian analyst tried his best to stay invisible. He was good at his job, but Hadjini had smelled weakness on him from day one and she loved nothing more than exploiting it.It started after a late-night deadline.The rest of the floor had gone home. Hadjini’s corner office was dim, lit only by her monitor and the city lights outside. “Lock the door,” she said without looking up.Rana hesitated, then obeyed.When he turned back, Hadjini had kicked off her heels and was perched on the edge of her desk, legs crossed. Her tight black pencil skirt had ridden up enough to show the lacy tops of her thigh-high stockings.“You’ve been staring at my ass for weeks, Rana,” she said, voice dripping with mocking sweetness. “Don’t deny it. I see you in the reflection of the glass walls every time I walk past your cubicle.”His face burned. “Ma’am, I didn’t”“Shut the fuck up.” She smiled, cold and beautiful. “Take off your clothes. All of them.”Rana’s hands shook as he stripped. When he was completely naked, his cock already half-hard from shame and unwanted arousal, Hadjini laughed softly.“Look at that. Pathetic. Is that the best your little brown dick can do for me?”She uncrossed her legs and spread them, hiking her skirt up to her waist. No panties. She glistened under the low light.“Crawl.”He dropped to his knees and crawled across the carpet until his face was inches from her cunt. The scent of her made his head spin.
>Fish head wife>Cannons like theseThese do not sound like things a white person would come up with
Hadjini grabbed his thick black hair and yanked his face forward, smothering him against her slick folds.“Lick, bitch. Show me what that curry tongue is good for.”Rana licked desperately, sloppy and eager, while she ground against his face, smearing her juices across his cheeks and nose. She kept up a steady stream of humiliating taunts.“God, you look ridiculous. My little brown office pet. This is what you were made for, isn’t it? Not spreadsheets, eating superior white pussy.”When she came the first time, she clamped her thighs around his head and soaked his face, moaning loud enough that he prayed no one was still on the floor. Then she pushed him back roughly.“On your back. Now.”He lay down on the cold floor. Hadjini stood over him, looking down with contempt and lust. She slowly peeled off her blouse and bra, revealing perky C-cup tits with hard pink nipples. Then she squatted over his cock, hovering just above it.“You don’t get to fuck me, Rana. Ever. This dick is too small and too brown for my pussy. You only get what I decide to give you.”She lowered herself until her wet cunt rested on top of his throbbing shaft, pinning it against his stomach. Then she started sliding back and forth, using his cock like a toy to rub her clit. Every time the head of his dick brushed her entrance he whimpered, desperate to thrust up, but she slapped his chest hard.“Stay still, loser.”
>>535456121straight up babbling 3rd worlder giberish.
>>535451164100% of poopjeets are scammers
She rode him like that until she came again, moaning his name mockingly “Ohhh Rana, your worthless brown cock feels so fucking good under me” then stood up, leaving his erection angry and leaking.“Open your mouth.”She straddled his face again, this time facing his cock. While she ground herself on his tongue, she wrapped her small manicured hand around him and started stroking him with cruel, teasing slowness.“You’re going to cum like the pathetic subordinate you are on your own stomach while your boss smothers you with her cunt. And then you’re going to thank me.”Rana’s hips bucked helplessly. The taste of her, the weight of her perfect ass on his face, the humiliating words, it was too much. He came hard, thick ropes of cum splattering across his own dark chest and belly while she laughed.When she finally stood up, she looked down at the mess he’d made and wrinkled her nose in disgust.“Clean yourself up. And tomorrow, you’re going to wear that cum-stained shirt under your suit all day. Every time you feel it crusting against your skin, I want you to remember who owns you.”Hadjini smoothed her skirt back down, slipped her heels on, and grabbed her purse like nothing had happened.“Send me the finalized deck in the morning. And Rana?”She paused at the door, flashing a wicked smile.“Next time I’m going to make you lick my asshole while I take calls with the CEO. Try not to disappoint me.”The door clicked shut behind her, leaving Rana naked, sticky, and utterly broken on the office floor, already dreading how badly he would crave it.
>>535455100Try learning how to read, retarded nigger. Or just keep spamming jeet jeet jeet at everyone until the whole fucking insult is ruined, underage faggot loser.
>>535455776Albanians aren’t white and are culturally muslims
>>535456180Good morning memeflag XIIIIRRRS!
>>535456302>Take it from someone who used to travel a lot. Yes, they are white.>>>Yes, Albanians are considered white. They are native to the Balkans in Southeastern Europe, and their ancient and modern genetics firmly link them to other European populations.Key details regarding their demographics and ancestry include:Genetic Background: Albanians descend from indigenous Paleo-Balkan populations (like the Illyrians) and share the same genetic profiles and DNA markers as other European and Mediterranean populations.Census Classification: On standard demographic and official census forms (including those in the US and Europe), people of Albanian heritage are classified as White.Physical Appearance: Their appearance generally aligns with other Southern European and Mediterranean populations, such as Italians and Greeks.
>>535456585First of all, the middle girl and right boy look like Palestinian kids. Second of all, you greentexted when you meant to just respond to me because you’re a newfaggot MUSLIM NIGGER and just because we share a common enemy in Shylocks does not mean I like you
>>535451336This. Everyone know white women LOVE Indian men bc they are the strongest and sexiest and most successful in the entire world! I am white woman and I leave white husband for superior Indian man! Just look at pic rel how can Timmy compete with THAT! Good luck Timmy!!!
>>535456958Its greentext because its reposting another anon's post dummy >>535183218Also I'm a white man, I just think this story and Hajdini are hot. She looks Mediterranean at most.Also I've seen many white Palestinians. There are always sub populations that refuse to breed with browns / taint their whiteness, even in places like Palestine, Brazil and Turkey. Albania just has a lot lower proportion of brown people vs Palestine.
>>535456219>Try learning how to read, retarded nigger. Or just keep spamming jeet jeet jeet at everyone until the whole fucking insult is ruined, underage faggot loser.Ok, you are obviously very hurt by the fact your Poocel hero is about to get the legal hammering of his life and wish so very hard that he's innocent and the white girl is found guilty. Unfortunately you are both a Poocel and too retarded to realise you gave it away the moment you came to the defence of the worlds most invasive pest despite the obvious self-fuckery he's already achieved by lying about having a wife at all, something he claimed to have had in his cringe as fuck manifesto. What woman uses the words 'my cannons' to describe their own tits anyway? None. Noone but a Pajeet has shit like this in his head, and clearly you're trying to score Izzat very hard by defending him. More than likely because White women find you just as revolting and smelly as the Pajeeta herself finds you. Oh, I am so very grateful to the Lord that I was not born Indian.
>>535451164>cannon roastie says she never even met this pajeet There’s literally videos and pictures of them socializing privately
>>535456958There’s nothing Palestinian looking about any of these white kids. Pajeets will slander anybody to maintain izzat, this isn’t how social dynamics works Dalit, it makes you look retarded when you lie blatantly. This is why you are always enslaved brown boy.
>>535451164It’s 9am and I just did a bump of cocaine. AMA (ask me anything)
>>535455100I’m in the top 8% percentile IQ in my country and I believe it
>>535457197This but unironically
That's why I'm against pajeets. They come here and our women go crazy for how sexy they are the white race will not survive with 1 billion jeet studs coming in our women.
>>535451241You should replace the lead journalist at NYT
>>535456585Canned AI slop response.
>>535453317>the ongoing focal point of countless jokes, memes, and AI generated images and videos of a persistently vile, degrading, and sexual nature."Remind me to never ever get famous for any reason whatsoever. Forget hacking or blackmail or whatever. Getting meme'd on , that is the real threat.
>>535451315It's not about the money. It's about sending a message. A message about cannons and rape.
>>535456958Muslims are whiter then you bub. You lost against them 3x, pitting you lower on the racial scale. Them meaning brown people.
>>535453473Thats really unlikely. J.P. Morgan has offered him as much as they are willing to pay. They likely deemed it to be less costly to fight him and take the bad PR on the chin than pay him more.He stands no chance as his fake story falls apart, the company was simply willing to pay to spare themselves a few weeks of bad headlines. I think he overplayed his hand, there is no way he can keep it up in court.
>>535460491I don't get why he'd be so willing to go to court if he had no evidence nor any chance of winning
>>535460697To gain izzat
>>535460754that wouldn't gain him izzat though, it's be a huge loss for him on all fronts
>good morning saar>would you like to purchase any potions or elixirs?
>>535460830I require only your strongest potions.
>>535451164This Queen is going to peg him in front of the entire world and then take his money.
>>535460830Kek
>>535451164I think the pics and story are AI created.
I think she is especially insulted that it was a jeet who claimed to be so irresistible that she just had to turn him into her sexslave.She will grind his izzat into dust with her cannons
>>535451164this going mainstream instead of quietly being dealt with is a massive W no matter what the outcome is
>>535461222nice digits>cannonsI want to believe
Sex-haver here, and I think Rana is lying. Here's why. Women aren't like that outside of larping with a trusted partener in a secure relationship. This is all Rana's fantasy that he got caught in and decided to double down on to save face and make money. He's a scammer.
>>535451164This Jam boy fucked up bigtime So under law, no lawsuit claims can be used for defamation however this Jam boy went around handing it out to the media and giving comments so now he can be suedHe tried to blackmail JPM into giving him some payout to go away and it completely failed
>>535461595You sure? Women who make that much money are always insane megalomaniacs.
>>535451315Izzat is a zero sum game.
>>535451315He felt like he could get away with more. That's all there is to it. The guy faked his dad's death to get a long paid holiday
>>535453641>that slight areola exposure Exquisite work by a master coomer
reminder that this jeet works at one of the top companies in the US, and is therefore a top .01% jeet, and therefore all jeets are either like him or infinitely worse
>>535461748Any lawyer would have told him whatever you do don't make any public statements or get caught shopping this to publicity firms or you are now liable.>yes saaar>hallo new york post? big booba fish head, she touch my pp and called me huge Raja chad.
>>535461748>>535461863Good noticing.
>>535462149did he though? I thought all that spicy shit was from the court filings. He hasn't done any interviews or gone into the spotlight (intentionally)
>>535460491Never accept the first offer bub.
>>535460806If he didn't have a case. Judenpedomoron wouldn't offer him 1 million for no reason just because 'le fees are expensive and couldn't be bothered'He's about to farm some izzat for nepal and secede from india
>>535462311He must have if she's suing him.We all know he shopped this to PR agencies who probably snitched on him.If the complaint is already filed we can read in it exactly what he did I bet it's just as hilarious like him wearing a disguise and meeting reporters or something ridiculous "Hello I am Indian ambassador, check this story out Mr Finklestein"
>>535460830>from Dictator of All Syria to peddling hooch in the alleys of Moscow
>>535462980>He must have if she's suing him.yeah I think court filings are exempt from being considered defamation. Her lawsuit could just get thrown out, because I haven't seen evidence of him defaming her publicly outside of the filings. Maybe she has evidence of that, though
>>535456068
>>535460830L E LEL
>>535451336>ID: Fgit
Less words more lorna slop
>>535451164>>A JPMorgan spokesman said: “We fully support Lorna and her right to defend herself and protect her reputation.The jeet has no money though she is going to have to shift blame to her employer to get a big pay day out of this. They didn't protect her from the sexual predator. She will make some accusations of inappropriate conduct against him soon.
>>535451164He's going to lose so much izzat from this his entire family is going to be demoted to the bottom of the caste system.YOUR BRAHMIN CARD HAS BEEN REVOKED SAAAAARNO REDEEM FOR YOU SAAAAAAR
I worship Lorna. I can give mommy a soothing erotic massage to help her through her fee fees being hurt.
>>535451315Live as Pajeet, die by the jeet
>>535464606L E LE EL E L
>>535451164That dude has got to be the biggest faggot in existence. Such a hot bitch being all over him with her cannons, and all he does is go like>REEEEEEEEEEE I SUFFEEEEEEER SHE WANTS ME TO LOOK AT HER BOBS AND VAGEEEEENE ;_;
>>535451164I knew that filthy jam boy pajeet was lying no Aryan princess would ever
>>535453641Even has caked on makeup. AI getting too good.
>>535451209>poo coloured jacketshe was really trying to get in his good graces
>>535460026>it's OKthat was my replay from days ago
>>535456958>Palestinian kidsnot even close
>>535451209If this happened to me I would be furiously fapping while looking through the door viewer
Will she have to show her cannons in the discovery phase of this judicial exercise?
>>535470350She and chadryu will have to do some simulated reenactments of the allegations in question>will the gentlelady please be seated
>>535453317>>The new filing states that Hajdini "has sought and received mental-health treatment to manage the severe emotional distress" caused by Rana's claims. It says there have been threats to her personal safety and that both Hajdini and members of her family "have been mocked, ridiculed, and harassed around the clock." Hadjini has been "the ongoing focal point of countless jokes, memes, and AI generated images and videos of a persistently vile, degrading, and sexual nature."Jennifer Lawrence should play her in the movie. This reminds me of her reaction to the fappening.
>>535470350yes and if they're big and look natural, Rana may be telling the truth. If they're small or fake, she'd probably never brag she had "cannons">>535470857They can call it Disclosure 2
>>535451164#BelieveVictims
>>535470802Nice to know I can still get quality legal advice here, thanks anon.
>>535451315As a mature modern man I am glad someone is standing up to these large cannon nymphos forcing themselves upon us men.
>>535456121Yeah it’s ridiculous, him using slurs from the 50s is the best part, no zoomette had ever heard the term fish head outside of their grandpa once cursing at the old Asian lady that cut him off and then slammed her breaks at the just turned yellow light she then proceeded to sit atAnd cannons?I had never even heard that for tiddies until that Jeets gooner fan fic
can someone AI generate a video of him sucking on her toes?
>>535457197>>535459036lol all meme flags are india or israeltwo races who's ideal outcome for life is abortion at birth lol
Why the fuck don’t webms work on phones anymore?
Cannon to right of them,Cannon to left of them,Cannon in front of themVolleyed and thundered;Stormed at with shot and shell,Boldly Chiryu rode and well,Trapped by the thighs of Mommy,She somehow missed the smell
>>535451209I would answerAnd probably not wear a condom
>>535451164we need more jeets to sue with scam
>>535451336Saaar
>>535456302Her surname means, Turk fighter, so very doubtful, according to some Albania anonAlso half of Albania is orthodox
>>535456958>looks like a Palestinian kid
>>535458704How many times was it stepped on
>>535461863Apparently the Rana’s are some mountain type of subcontinent people and they are absolutely despised in their homeland
>>535465809>god I wish that were me.jpg
>>535451164Post cannons already. Somebody please
>>535451164>her life is being ruined by internet trolls using aiwe did it 4han
>>535451164It says a lot about how brown /pol/ has become that they not only took the claims at face value but also spent weeks writing erotica fanfiction about them being in the filthy Indians place.
>>535461595Most women aren't ambitious power-hungry NYC investment bankers either>>535478208Her memes are quite flattering, they make her look like a nympho femdom sex icon. She's an alleged rapist and it'd be deeply hypocritical to exempt her from the harassment that comes with that just because she's female.
>>535451241You're not wrong.Maybe the jeet was actuallyone of those 9000IQ brahmin saars. Overcame his need for delusional gloating, and in a moment of honest genius recognized that the biggest humiliation he could possibly inflict on a woman is having her be known as a jeetfucker. And not just a casual and discrete jeetfucker, no , the kind who would actively fiend for curry dick. The lowest thing any woman can ever do, including pajeetas. She probably fucked him over at work, and thus he went to task
>>535451241you typed out so much fucking nonsense
>>535462606Yes, but in his case he is a Pajeet who is trying to translate some dommy mommy phantasy he wrote with his left hand into a court settlement.A few well pointed questions and he is toast. With a hand that bad, you take what you can and make off before someone asks you to show your cards. >>535478567>power-hungry NYC investment bankers Aka the sort of woman who would check your apartments for hidden cams before she takes off her bra. If anything , thats the last kind of person who would be a rabid horndog right in the workplace.
>>535455873no, dumbass
>>535456193fuck off with this shit, moron
>>535458541may we see them?
>>535451241
>>535479370>thats the last kind of person who would be a rabid horndog right in the workplace.Sounds like pure conjecture. I'm willing to hear him out in the trial (May 26). He seems quite willing to let it go to trial for someone who is fabricating everything. He couldn't be all that stupid to have made it this far where he's making $500k as her peer. After he left JPM, he just got another banking job anyway, so it's not like his career was ruined
>>535478567Can you make her lean to the camera say "open up" and then let a long spit drool down on the camera lens?
>>535478474whats wrong with self insert fanfiction? isn’t it better that we as white men are replacing our self with the mountain jeet?
>>535451164I actually couldn’t give a shit anymore which one of them is lying, I will wait the case out, I just want more webms of AI being a dommymommy in the office
>>535451164Litigation privilege is a bitch
I’m really curious about how ugly the fish head wife is.. like a flounder? Or hammerhead shark?
>>535451209The fucked up thing is this webm isn't ai
>>535456193You have quite a knack for erotica, anon. You could have a career writing chick lit, fr.
fuck this mountain jeet royal faggot bastard if even one of these things actually happened to him. I wish that was me.
>>535451241I read this when it broke. It's such a LARP, I can't believe anyone believes it. This is literally what the dude must have made up during his masturbation fantasies. It's something straight out of hentai, except it's less believable.
His fanfiction was so fuxkin cringey it read like some horny jeet or Chris-Chan tier autist wrote it with the help of ChatGPT>yes Saar please to fuck me, look at my giga cannons!
Aw sweet, a cannons thread.
>>535453317He psychic raped her by putting the mental imagery of the accusations in minds.
>>535481393She doesn’t even exist
>>535460890Blody bich basterd, you cannot the potions saar, they are too strong.
>>535460830Thread theme https://youtu.be/b2n2_z5CuGI
For the Pajeet guy…why would he fuck up a situation where he would get raped THAT. I would love to be raped by THAT. That’s why it sounds so fake and everyone thinks he’s lying.
>>535482084I didn’t write it although I wish I did. it’s another anons post from a different thread, it can become good pasta though
>>535481438>menu says dorsia great touch, very nice
>>535483050His mom looks like such an evil scheming women.
>>535459335They mostly scoop up the ones with terrible self-esteem, just like what niggers do.
>>535479445correct, she fucked him (against his will)
Nepalese guy > roastie
>>535451241A woman striking a dominant pose standing on a desk in an office is peak sexual predator behavior. I believe in El Rana.
>>535451164I believe his Highness Prince Chirayu
>>535466376she’s suing him for defamation, not ‘lying’
>>535451164I hope she flushes this jeet>um actually he's aryan from nepalDon't care.
>>535451164jeet fatigue is real
What I wouldn’t do for the girls to kidnap me and use me as their slave.Anyways, the story in the OP didn’t happen. This is the male jeet (or whatever he is) version of the girls announcing to the world, with their tits out and a face full of makeup, that they are under constant threat of being raped. It’s an SMV advertisement.
>>535451164She didn't even call him a Jam-boy in the fanfic. Why not?
>>535451164Stop being a simp.Believe all men.
Proof she didn't do it
>>535451164>1pbtidthis entire story is a psyop
>>535489366Um. this man is not a ‘jeet.’ He’s an actual Aryan prince from Nepal. You will be hearing from the Rana Dynasty about this.
>>535489626>whose face did you sit on?!>no one's!
>>535489674>this entire story is a psyopShe should lean into it and develop a diva sex symbol mentality
Will this be the biggest izzat loss in all of poopjeet history?I bet the entirety of india gets butthurt and dogpiles this one woman with online harassment for years to come, cementing everyone's hatred toward them.
>>535489930Born stupid? On drugs? So sick of cumskins
>>535489930he’s a Nepalese Chad that BhaRATIans are trying to claim.
>>535451164EVERY SINGLE PERSON AT CORPS LIKE THISBESIDES USEFUL IDIOTSARE CHILD RAPING NIGGER SATANISTS LOLMOST OF THEM ARE TRANNIES TOOFUCKING TRANNIES LOL
>>535451209>>535453641>>535456087>>535465809>>535481467hot
>>535451164>This newspaper knows the identity of the woman who dated the one-time student basketball player during his time at JPMorgan. Sources close to the couple said they never married, although their current relationship status is unclear Why is this relevant? Was he cheating?
>>535492303THE CANNONS, MASONWHAT DO THEY MEAN
>We have Lorna at home
>>535493409>buying a life size cutout of a meme lady on Klarna
>>535493478I absolutely would
>>535451164Is he gay or something?
>>535451164Idk who to believe here. Indian men are spastic goofy retards that will do anything for money, but modern white women are vapid whores that often get promoted to positions far above their skill level.
>>535451164Is anyone taking bets on whether the jeet will kill himself because his izzaat or whatever the fuck got wiped out?
>>535451315I hope his miscalculation ends with his suicide.How can we encourage him to believe he hasn't just destroyed his own izzaat but also his family's?
>>535452966epic if true
>>535491174>>535491186You are all actual shit to us. We can’t be bothered to distinguish between the flavors of shit.
>>535451164https://youtube.com/shorts/CqyiERmRcTI
I don't believe his claims just on the fact that women with that much power would disregard someone that looks like him and is not willing to do what she wants right away. You know how many young horny good looking guys with better looks than him are waiting for a chance with a cougar that would just spoil them on the side?As soon as saw his picture I knew he was full of shit. Knowing he used his father death( he still alive) for his advantage and that JP Morgan is willing to back her up is enough evidence to tell me he was full of shit.
Why is the immigrant family working at a bank the priority of our justice system?
>>535478567that's not even her face. ai is fucking trash
>>535493409i need this
>>535495533nuh uh
>>535491174Imagine believing there is a difference lol.You are all equally subhuman, butthurt cowardly memeflaggot.
>>535451164oh no no no jeetbros
>>535451164lol
>>535451164If he wanted to make it more believable he should have tried not being indian
this story was so obviously fake from the start but internet is filled with so many indians who desperetly want it to be real that it gets spammed everywhere anyway, always alongside AI pictures that they discusss as if they're real
>>535451209SAAR DO I LOOK LIKE NAPOLEON SAAR I DID NOT ORDER CANNONS BASTERD!
>>535451241What a fucking bitch. I’m glad he was able to free himself.
>>535451164Poos gonna get flushed
>>535451164Uh oh U watching cricket match later? I made epic app on Claude Code that keeps track of test match
>>535451315Anon, if he were smart he wouldn't be izzating in the first place
she did thatdeadassotherwise it wouldn't have come out in search of public supportThe board representative publicly interveneddoesn't add up
Never trust a jeet.
>>535451315>>535499016The lawsuit prevents his visa from expiring.
>>535451164Sounds like she needs to just man up just like men do when they get falsely accused, and kill herself just like a man would.
>>535498321But he’s not
>>535451315Why settle for million dollar settlement offer if you can extort more? That is what jeet was thinking. That one million was the go away sum JPMorganChase was willing to pay to avoid extra costs in courts, public embarrassment and to remain chaste.
>>535451209I'll be honest here, I'd enjoy being fired at with the cannons.
Fuck man hasn’t this thread been up for 2 days? Who is babysitting this thread?
>>53550034717 hours, the topic just gets posted about a lot
>>535451164>we don’t believe the allegations against her or the firm have meritI dont understand why its him vs jpmorgan.Like realistically if it happened wouldnt it be between him and her? Jpmorgan being involved at all makes it seem like hes telling the truth and that others knew.Otherwise it simply doesnt make sense.You cant sue your boss because of what your coworker did, so why is jpmorgan itself involved in this way?
>>535493325Kek
>>535451164>be millionaire jeet working in banking >still act like a retarded sex pest
>>535499103he’s born and raised in America dumbass>>535500723they are obviously protecting her
>>535501168He was born in Nepal and was educated in India
>>535451164Algaynian vs Jeet Who wins pol?????
>>535501209He is from Virginia he absolutely was not born here
>>535501168>they are obviously protecting herRight. And why?Something happened that made this not just a him vs her case. This is what makes me believe hes telling the truth.Because if it was fake or even if it was real but the company itself wasnt involved in someway then they would let it be a 1v1 and just say not my problem while putting her on temp suspension.
>>535456121The "fish head" comment really confirmed it was all made up. I have never heard that slur in all my life and I know every racist slur in multiple languages.No liberal banker white woman at JP Morgan would have known or used that slur. The jeet made it all up.
>>535501471White guys really need to learn that a significant portion of white women have a huge fetish for south asian men. Like seriously it's bizarre. When I first came here I thought white women would ignore me but I was completely wrong.
>>535493325Holy shit the fish head in the background lmao
>>535474936Also only Indians call themselves "Asian" no westerner would ever call one of them asian. It's a shame you can't bring racism evidence to court like this you could disprove this street shitters entire case just by asking any racist white person.
>>535501515No American ever refers to Indians as "asian" or "south Asian" this is Indian and british cope.
>>535501330I have many similar questions anon>>535501596Nepalese is Asian you dumb mutt
>>535501471Based slur scholar
>>535501471>No liberal banker white womanShes Indian, just look at that last name
>>535451241Least brown American flag poster
>>535451164>browns vs brownsPeak America moment.
>>535501565I would volunteer for position of court rayciss
>>535501677I'm sorry literally no one here knows or cares except for a few scholars. 90% of Americans couldn't find it on a map we just don't care.
>>535501932thats what chirayu thought too
why are scamjeets like this? he landed a job at JPM - he should have just worked like an honest man
>>535501932That's Albanian you retard, get on my level.
>>535502038
>>535453317It doesn't matter if it's made up lies, which it is. Many laughs are to be laughed regardless
>>535451164he better flee back to india lmao
>>535453664Why didn't the jeet take the million and run? Was his reputation trashed to the point he'd never be able to work in finance again unless he saw it through to the end? Corporate rep works like that.
>>535502899why didnt the jeet just work at JPM like an honest man? he must have been getting paid over $500,000 annually
>>535502899His mom got rich running a "at home childcare facility", with that level of generational scamming he had to aim for the moon. His scamommy must be proud.
Reminder that “jeet” means “victory.” You aren’t making us feel bad at all
>>535503064no it doesnt. jeet is an english word, jeet means poop.
>>535474936Yeah, I thought 'fish-head' might be some weird Burgerstani phrase, but jeet English is full of these old Imperial phrases. Here in Australia they keep using these archaic phrases like 'Every Tom Dick and Harry' that haven't been used for decades locally.
>>535501565Asian is UK coded English. They refer to subcontinent jeets as Asian and use Oriental for East Asian. In the rest of the world Asian means East and South-East Asian. Indian, Pakistani or Jeet is correct usage for the subcontinent.
Why is it so hard to believe that a white woman would be attracted to a high earning Indian man?
>>535503032Yeah the 'My dad died' fake bereavement leave and the family history of scamming with the Minneapolis style 'at home learing center' is pretty much the nail in the coffin for this one.
>>535503274why didnt that high earning indian man not implode under his own scamming retardation and work like an honest man at JPM making $500,000 annually?
>>535451336LMAO
>>535503274Because she earns even more as well as not being jeet.It doesn't obey the hotness/richness formula that women are biologically encoded with.I doubt he had a crash-hot personality and good jokes to compensate.
>>535451164Men tooEqualityBelieve all menI hope to God this Jeet uses hr and feminism against the system, I hope to God he's lying, that all evidence is against him, but somehow against all the odds he comes out and wins and destroys her life as a sacrifice to feminism and equality.
>>535503064Jeet means delivery
>>535451426I think they are calling him a nigger
>>535451209I was waiting for her to ring a doorbell on a chain GEM ALARM
>>535453641Jeets are absolutely loving this shit aren't they
>>535451209Pretty good AI just barely showed off the snizz
>>535453317>>535453641I hate AI slop so much it's unreal. Only retarded low iq baboons use this shit
>>535457197the ai watermark is a nice touch doing the skillful
>>535507697They are like photorealistic Blender animations that take much less effort to make. You probably just got laid off over it or something
>>535451164so, he's been paid $1million to gtfo, and then the femdom chick will get this million after her defamation lawsuit, right?
This meme is getting so much traction on this board because all the jeets here love to think that a hot white woman would actually find them attractive.
>>535451209>My name is Harry Dresden, motherfucker!
>>535508153Actually it's because cannons is a really funny word for tits
>>535507697>Only retarded low iq baboons use this shitthat's what they said about televisions, calculators, computers, and so on. Boss, get with the times. You are embarrassing yourself.
AI in politics is a good thing. it helps to make the more difficult concepts easier to understand for laymen like (You)
>>535508153It’s actually because the lines are hilarious.>fish head>cannons
>>535451164Failed pysop to try to make poops sexual appealing to western women.
>>535451164Anyone got any live footage, interviews, of the cannon girl?
>>535509240i like the threads because of the ai edits of her being a bodacious bimbo
>>535451164>Browns fighting over who did the needfulDeport them and their families. Sieze their assets.
>>535509827She does have large tits though. Only fish head wives would say otherwise.
>>535508865They were right about televisions and calculators and they're right about slop
>>535508153Jokes on them, she found a Nepalese guy attractive
>>535451164I've never filed a lawsuit. Is it normal for them to go straight to the state supreme court? Also this shit is hilarious
>>535451241what an extremely brown post, even for /pol/
>>535451164Saar maa'aaam it was just prank, do not redeem the lawsuit
>>535505618lulz, used to mean new york taxi drivers, then outsourcing, then silikhaan valley, then CEOs, now delivery, we the jack of all trades saars
>>535503184Didn't Lorna live in the UK before? She might call Indian people "Asians" in that case
>>535508153I like them because of the AI webms desu
>>535451164Shitars versus Jeets
>>535501471>liberal banker white womanI don't qquestion your slur expertise, but you need to do a bit of research on albanians. They are not your average nondescript eastern europeans.A liberal albanian woman would stab the jeet herself instead of having 20 men from her clan do it. In any case, it would have to happen in public, because they unironically live by the izzat system. And she'd yell 19th century ottoman insults, because they really don't give a shit about what the rest of the world thinks is normal.
>>535511201>we the jack of all tradesand still master of none
>>535510083but you're using a computer right now
>>535508153>all the jeets>thinks only jeets are perverted
>>535451241Thats her looking her very best and probably from years ago.HAGAG
>>535512707Computers are good when running open source software
>>535513004agreed
Honestly guys. She sounds and looks perfect and has money. And the guy is complaining? Suing even?
>>535451241CANNONS
