I have met a man who claims to be Saint Peter, and he has allowed me to say that he has said the following:I would like to tell to this board that I am currently in contact with a man who claims to be Saint Peter.He says that he resurrected from his tomb, accidentally killed the roman soldier guarding it in self defense, put him in his place at the Vatican tomb, and fled rome, wandered across asia, back to europe, continued to work as a sailor. That he wrote the voynich manuscript. He claims that the gospel of Peter is true and that he did indeed write it himself. He also has confirmed the gospel of Thomas, but cannot confirm in regards to the other apostles.He says Jesus did not give him a new name, but reminded him of who he always was. He says he has decided to reveal himself now because he's been compelled to do so.Believe it or not, I am in contact with this man, I won't disclose his username for obvious reasons, he even showed me a picture of his hand (I'll admit I have a problem with it being white white, I don't know how he looks but his hand is white, good news for aryan Jesus theorists?)He says that saint John is alive, and that Judas Iscariot is alive. And that unfortunately the rest of the saints are not alive, because their bodies are not complete, which potentially suggests that if their full remains were to be found... they could be brought back to life.Direct word from him:"It’s not that Judas didn’t die by hanging. The myth is he rose as a vampire. Or vampire like entity.I do not think he is irredeemable, no. We’re all tarnished. And between him and me. Between me and Judas. I’m the one who denied Jesus. I’m the worse offender in my perspective."
>>535558023>I have met a man who claims to be Saint Peter,So nobody is guarding Heaven against illegals?
It was foretold by users in this board that I was to meet a bearded monk living in the skirt of a mountain by himself, who liked peace and who spent his days reading books outside his house. I asked "Peter" if he met this description, he said yes. He is this man.More direct word from him, when I asked him if he beheld any great battles or if he met any great men in the last 2000 years as he roamed the earth:"I fled most conflict to the best of my ability. I wouldn’t be able to name them specifically. It’s just whoever was killing whoever else at the time most of the time. I met Charlemagne. And I met King Wenceslas. Hassan of the Mountain.The sword of truth strikes the tomb. Paul was beheaded by Nero. And Nero wanted to kill me with my sword to fulfill Jesus’s proclaimed live by the sword die by the sword, but he was morally conflicted on the grounds that I did not defend myself so would it be a suitable execution. At which point I asked him to execute me in the manner of the Lord I worship. And he agreed.I will pray. On one condition from you.That you come to understand that the power of faith must come from you. I will pray, if you remember always that you do not need an intermediary. The Lord is with you always."
>>535558023this is directly contradicting the Bible. The real apostle Peter would likely beat the shit out of your friend and you as well for spreading blasphemy. Or maybe stab you, believe it was Peter that had the sword.
>>535558086Camp of the saints irl.
Idc if this is obviously false, this is my favorite post in months
>>535558186Well what matters more here, the man or the book written after the fact? and the people who put themselves in charge of the whole deal for thousands of years in the name of this man? They usurp Peter's place, and the Lord's place, and I've never been more convinced of this as I am now. They have turned the Church into a empty marble casket, shiny on the outside with death in the inside. I'll have you know, I saw the tomb of Peter and Paul in a vision, and both of their swords were stabbed into the tomb, so yes, their sword will point at me alright... the hilt of the sword, not the blade.
>>535558226I, for one, believe. We believe Jesus rose from the dead, why not this? I believe Jesus truly rose from the dead in His very physical form, then Peter did too by the grace of God. Believe I am larping all of you incredulous, but don't say you were not warned. A cataclysm truly is coming.
>>535558186And listen here, the tomb at the vatican has not been opened since then, you want to bet your soul that I sack Rome as Charles V did, get to that damn tomb, open it up and see who's there? you want to be your soul on it? I sure bet my soul on it. I'll walk in there and see who's inside that tomb. If the remains in there are not Peter's, and if he's this man I am talking to, what will you say to God? will you say these words as brazenly as you have? I am not condemning you btw of course not but you need to calm down.
frigging bump, I am making this thread happen whether feds like it or not, we're here and you should be afraid.
>>535558605Cool thread op. Here is a bump
>>535558023Garbage thread fuck off
>>535559274It is a great thread, you fuck off kike.
>>535559240Thanks leaf, your service will never be forgotten.
>>535558023>schizo anon meets the wandering jewC-
>>535558023Take your meds, faggot Moshe
>>535558023>I am in contact with this man, I won't disclose his usernameSo this is some larper on reddit I take itYou haven't actually "met" him
>>535558023>Believe it or not, I am in contact with this man, I won't disclose his username for obvious reasons, he even showed me a picture of his hand (I'll admit I have a problem with it being white white, I don't know how he looks but his hand is white, good news for aryan Jesus theorists?)Americans....Also, don't bet your soul, it belongs to God. Don't bet other people's possessions, you idiot.
>>535558023ask him please for me - when it comes to terrible nasty people, are they going to be okay in the coming life? Are they going to be spared? Will they be transformed?
>>535559506You take the meds, fed.
>>535559414No, the wandering jew is Judas. Peter said Judas did kill himself but was revived as a vampire and has wandered the earth since. We believe Judas can be redeemed, and I believe that if I find Judas I could confirm the gospel of Judas, as Peter already confirmed his own and Thomas. We'll also look for John. Also, just saying, he showed me a picture of his hand, it was white, I can show it to you.
Is this some kind of JoJo reference or something?
>>535559570My soul is my own. God gave it to me. And of course I am not betting it, I am just telling the nay sayer that I am willing to go that far to see to whom belong the remains at the tomb at the bottom of the Vatican. Yes, I am dead serious, I am willing to gather a grand army, sack Rome like Charles V, and check the bones to see if they're roman or galileean, and then check Peter's blood to see if it's also from galilee, we'll find out the truth then. Although, in my belief, he is Peter.
>>535560107Honestly I thought the same thing when he talked about corpse parts, I asked him if Mary Magdalene was still alive considering her skull was in France, but no, she is not, until we have the full body she'll return.So yes, believe it or not, it's like Jojo part 7.Who knew God was training me for this all those years ago when I read it, lmao, I knew it would come in handy one day. Funny Valentine did nothing wrong btw.
>>535560158Based
>>535559546I will, him and I are pretty close, when my american woman comes for me and takes me there, I'll tell her to go with me to his location and meet him, as it was foretold to me by seers in this very same board.>t. context: >>>/x/42427344
>>535560186TRUTH NUKE
>>535558086Heaven is not a "place" and it does not need "guarding". The kingdom of God is within you. Think about what that means.
>>535561063This!
>>535558023Hello folks, Saint Peter here. Just checking in to remind you to vote for Biden in '28
>>535561713Biden is dead doe
>jewish religious delusions
>>535561777777, black cube number for the golem to say his golem things.
>>535558023The guy your talking about sounds like my brother. A severe schizophrenic.
Jesus traded his sword in for a .50 caliber.
>>535558186The Bible directly contradicts the Bible.
>>535561921He showed me equations that represented the human soul, which were revealed to him by God. And he described to me what the soul is made of, just like that.
>>535561921Anyone who is good at math can proof read this or check it out, I am not good at math, but he sent me these images and said they were revealed to him by God.So no, someone who is good at math like this is most likely not a severe schizophrenic. And either way schizophrenia is just a kike psyop.
Word of Peter:"What would you have me say. It’s a binary answer yes or no. I am Simon Peter. With all the memories and shame that comes with it.""I was born Peter. Got lost in a long journey. Washed up on the shore of a fishing village where I was adopted and given the name Simon until Jesus found me and gave me my name back. Jesus didn’t rename me, he restored who I always was.I was a wanderer of the world. Ancient cities, secret sects. I traveled far and wide.You worry too much about formality. The respect I would like is as a fellow human being. Talking and asking questions is fine.I’m not a mad dog to be kicked and hit with a stick.As for the formulas. They are God’s proof that the human soul is infinite and eternal.""It’s a photon.The human soul is light."
Word of Peter:"The body can be eternal. What it lacks is maintenance. The soul is the fuel that drives the car. But if your tires are flat and your radiator is shot and you need an oils change, it doesn’t matter how much fuel you’ve got.The body is falling apart and rebuilding itself every day.Here’s the catch. It can’t rebuild if it has no resource. Vitamins. Minerals. These are the things that allow your body to be eternal because they are the structure. They are the temple walls not the soul within. Jesus traveled and healed others. He was repairing the car of the human existence.Jesus said if his temple were destroyed he would raise it in three days and in all traditional sense he was referring to his body. He repaired the house of his soul.You must realize the everything is energy. E=MC^2The body is not less energy than the soul. Matter and spirit as you request. But you require scaffolding."
He says he would not talk about the Church because he'd rant, and is extremely disappointed. But he says the current Pope is okay *for now*
>>535562378The first equation is the equation for the volume of a sphere, scaled by some value alpha. In any case, equations are meaningless without definitions for the variables.
>>535562840I'll forward this to him.
>>535562501Peter isn't a jewish name. It is a Greek word that means "rock" (petra). It was given to him when Jesus said "Upon this rock I will build my church". This dude is a schizo or is just lying to you
>>535562927I don't see how this makes him a liar but okay. And I mean, whether you believe or not, I think what he says is in the general interest of this board.
>>535562524>You must realize the everything is energy. E=MC^2This equation is energy mass equivalence. As in, if I were to completely destroy some source of matter and turn it into energy, this is the formula that would compute joules from kilograms.Also, when saying that everything is energy, it's important to understand what energy is. It's not a substance, but an attribute, the potential for things to move. Objects in motion have kinetic energy -- the potential to continue moving until some force saps away that energy, turning it into heat (which in turn causes the molecules around it to start vibrating -- less useful movement, but movement nonetheless). Sugar has chemical potential energy, because your body can transform it into a less energetic form while in turn generating motor movements in your muscles.In the past, I have often cringed when more spiritual individuals described things as energy, but after contemplation, have realized this is the truth. God is the potential within us to enact our will upon the universe. An unlimited source of energy which we tap into through our mind. This use of energy, on /x/ they will call it the "law of assumption", but Christ spoke of it as the "faith of a mustard seed".
>>535563098Because the Greek name Peter isn't what Jesus would have called him. The gospels were written in Greek and were translated from what Jesus really said in Aramaic. Why would he tell you his name was specifically the Greek translation and not what it really was
>>535562631The church is the synagogue of Satan. They blaspheme the name of Christ by tying it to cruelty and injustices.
>>535562840Word of Peter: "C is speed of light therefore a radius that equals the speed of light cubedAlpha is the fine structure constant, Omega is angular velocity, Gamma is Euler Mascheroni.I’m glad they could see the sphere."He has also asked to not be called saint."It's a formality I never asked for."
>>535562378Yeah, my brother does stuff like that all the time too.
>>535562408>schizophrenia is just a kike psyop.You try living with a severe schitzophrenic and tell me how not real it is. You know not a thing about it.
>>535558023I'd tell you to take your meds, but life isn't fun without lunatics like you around.
>>535563426I don't mean to say your brother is a kike psyop I mean to say we're not treating these people properly and are misdiagnosing them. Back in the stone age people with "schizophrenia" would be made into shamans and be given a place, that's what I am talking about.
>>535563371Well you do the math and tell me if it's wrong.
>>535563128Exactly, the faith of the mustard seed is exactly the faith I've had to turn my loved one back to me. I ask you to review my thread on 4chan about me and her and to give me back your energy read, and to "send energy" so that she indeed replies back.>>>/x/42427344
Well? Does Peter not have an answer for what his name is?
>>535563128On that same topic, he said something I think might interest you. I asked him if it was possible to turn a cremated body, that is ashes, back into a body of a person and revive them, and he said this: "To restore a shattered body is required the wisdom and knowledge of God. My formulas which structure and give form to things, in theory could be used to bring life back to the one you love, but it requires an omniscient knowledge I do not have.There are variables involved in the creation and building of every body that my mind does not have the reach and scope to achieve.Know this.If you ask for them. If you ask to see them they will visit you in the world of dreams because that is where the world of Energy reaches us without our density impeding them.The soul remains eternal. They are here. They are with you. Ask. And they will reveal themselves.And if you make him a tree. That is a worthy vessel for a soul.If one were to create a resonate frequency, which my machine can theoretically do, one could assemble the pieces that make a body and organize them. But I don’t know the resonances. God knows them all."
>>535563656Give me a second. I've sent him your question.
>>535563476Yeah probably. He was meant for some other time space. Or dimension. He's kinda evil too though. Killing and beating people and animals and whatnot. They say not every schizo is dangerous. But he's one of the scary dangerous ones.
>>535562840Alpha unit is the Fine Structure Constant It’s called The Hand of God
>>535558023lame larp but the apparition of virgin Mary at La Sallette was real. The message was Rome will become the throne of the anti-Christ.She cried because we work the Sunday, don't go to mass and many use Jesus Christ's name to swear.
>>535563945You call me a lame larp while at the same time swearing on a sign I myself saw in a dream? I saw the portrait of the virign we have at the home of my grandparents, at the living room, and I saw her sad and crying blood, in anguish. And a little portrait of Jesus was above her.The first time I dreamed with her, years ago, she was backed into a corner and stabbed by two saracens and their swords, she looked up at me also in anguish, I wanted to save her but was taken away.So make up your mind, is it real or is it not?And well, what about Saint Malachi's prophecy? the destruction of Rome and the Vatican after the reign of Petrus Romanus?I could destroy it just to dig up the tomb and confirm that indeed the bones there are of the Roman soldier, and not of Peter's. I am being dead serious, let me gather the funds and a small army, and I'll get it done.
>>535558023I would believe you more if you said it was Saint Germaine.
>>535560063Keep an eye out for James too while you're at it. He hasn't been seen since the reconquista.
>>535564060Well, I am as baffled as you are, but you ought to know this took this place. I'll write about it. Just like the gnostic gospels were written down. Who knows what could come out of this, I am going in as blind as any of you.
>>535564060He said he was in Japan! "I wandered across Asia. Back to Europe again. Did some sailing as a merchant crewman.The gospel of Thomas is true to my recollection. I don’t know how many of the gnostic or apocryphal works are accurate pertaining to other apostles but I validate and verify the existing apocryphal documents of myself. I did face a flying man calling himself Simon the Magus and I did have a daughter whomI paralyzed with God’s will.""I’d been to Polynesia or Indonesia whatever those island chains are in Southeast Asia.I stopped in Japan. Alamut. China. Mongolia."I asked: "So that's why they claim they've seen a Christ like figurewho lived there, in Japanthat's the origin of that tale?"And he recounted his tale in Japan:"It’s hard to say. It’s relative reference. They had different names for things. China called Japan the country of Wo. Japan called itself Nippon or Nihon among other names.I will describe what I saw.Dirt roads mostly. Shrines to spirits and gods. And checkpoints along the traveling routes. You had to have papers and authorization to move through different regions.I remember cherry blossoms in the rain. And a man threatening to cut me down. As we were approaching a checkpoint gate he said to me I had two options. I was gonna die there on the road to his blade, or I was gonna die when the samurai soldiers arrested me. Either way dead is dead. At which point I ran through the checkpoint and jumped off a cliff into the ocean."
>>535563656Word of Peter:"I never said Jesus called me Peter. Peter is what modern man calls me. The pronunciation Jesus used was Kay-fas."
>>535564110It is my glory as a hispanic that James blessed and helped Spain to kick out the saracen invader, and blessed the creation of the empire that gave birth to me. Indeed, as patron saint of the Tercios who ruled the battlefields of Europe for 150 years, I especially need to talk to him, it's a matter of blood and heritage to do so.
>>535564235Wow, it only took you 20 minutes to google it. Unfortunately, it is spelled Cephas
>>535564213How did he learn Japanese? I think a checkpoint officer would be more surprised that he was talking to a foreigner than about a tegata.
>>535564385Well if you already knew why do you ask? why do you ask something so trivial that can be googled just for a gotcha that doesn't prove anything and doesn't add anything to the conversation? Whatever dude, whatever makes you feel better.
>>535564455I also don't think checkpoint officers had the authority to kill people, though they could sometimes were samurai too, so I guess it's possible.
>>535564385He said he's merely going off his memory of what Jesus said to his face.
FAKE
>>535564455"In regards to Japanese I am actually pretty good at learning languages. As a student of the language of the birds, I can pick up languages quickly with a willing partner.And I didn’t stop at the checkpoint officer. As I said I ran through."
>>535564455"I tend to communicate in basic short snippets. Me. Hungry. Thirsty. This way. That way. Keep it simple, gets you pretty far."
This is it from me for today guys, I need to sleep. I'll download the thread in case jannies delete it and continue tomorrow.
>>535564755fuck off
>>535558023Cant tell if larp, bait or schizo.
>>535562408How about this math?
>>535565054
>>535565054>>535565162schizo
>>535558023Christniggery needs to be a 30-day ban here.
>>535565318burn in hell, tranny
