STRAIT TO BE OPENEDTRUMP WONANOTHER WAR ENDEDhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116625784011805994
>>535660621I'll believe it when it's been working for six months without interruption.
>>535660621>Separately, I had a call with Bibilmfao
>IRGC still in power>no uranium removed>gas prices rising dailystunning victory
>>535660621except israel killed 160 children in a rocket attack....
>>535660621>subject to finalizationSo another long winded nothing burger tweet.Trump can run his mouth all he wants but Iran has Veto power on anything he says.
>>535660732
>>535660621It ain't over until the fat orange nigger sings.
>>535660621I thought Iran tried to assassinate his daughter tho?
>>535660621Yeah sure ok
I'll believe it if Israel can go three (3) days without violating the ceasefire (impossible)
>>535660621>I just had a phone call with a bunch of countries that do not include Iran, pertaining to Iran. We have all agreed that the Strait must be opened and I have the biggest dick in the world. We are notifying Iran of this agreement at this very moment.
>>535660621None of those countries are Iran. No deal has been made.
>>535660621funny part is the peace deal will state that the strait is closed, but the US markets will "react" like we just set the grounds for a new free market world orderpretty sure the US empire dies with stocks hitting new unheard of ATH too
>>535661020Stocks are based on the health of companies and every major tech company has been posting record profits. Whatever schizo think you come up with is just that, schizo rambling.
>>535660621The king of getting away with it. Well done, Mr. President
>>535660621>I just had a good phone call with Mohammad bin ali shawarma Osama Obama Al-Jazeera bazooka backpack boomwhy does he always say it like that
BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME EDITION>BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME EDITIONBUT FOR REAL THIS TIME EDITION>BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME EDITIONBUT FOR REAL THIS TIME EDITION>BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME EDITION
>>535660621Two more weeks..
>>535660621>I had a call with everyone but Iran
>>535660858Imagine if Israel bombs Jr. and Trump gives no fucks.
>>535660621he listed every person there lmao
>>535660698must request masters approval
>>535660621>final aspect currently being discussed.this has happened before some time ago and it never works out.
>>535661244If he made the announcement in his own name no one would believe it.
>>535660621>STRAIT TO BE OPENED>TRUMP WONthe strait was open before trump started bombing iran
Nothing fucking happened again?
>trusting orange Jewish nigger after 50 fake statements about this war >talked with everyone except Iranmiggers lmao
>>535661244Why does he say the person's name as it is? Probably because if he gets even a single letter wrong a million butthurt liberals will freak out about him being uneducated.
>>535660999they are all enemies of iran, kek
>Prime Minister Mohammed bin Abdulrahman bin Jassim bin Jaber Al ThaniWhat a mouthful
>>535660895I said six months, but you're way more accurate.
>>535660621He's like a little kid, telling mom he cleaned his room, honestly!
>>535661411And the iranian cabinet was alive
>>535660621ok, markets seem to believe it https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
>>535660621>spoke with all of our vassals and then our master Israel>didn't speak with Iran>peace with Iran soonWhat a pointless statement.
>>535660621What a legend
>>535660621those are capitulation terms, though. they're going to back to pre-war status quo plus revert sanctions and extended control over the strait
Lmfao redskull faggot wasn't lying
>>535660621A jewish ceasefire?
>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool>I'LL KILL YOU ALL>all cool we reached an agreement, we cool
>>535660858>get rid of the evidence for me pleaseYou can't threaten the pedo with a good time, Cletus.
>>535660621>i had a call with Bibi Trump making sure his boss approves that enough goyim blood was spilled for Israel
>>535661613>this obvious spam post got past the filterlol jannie
America is anti Israel. If it were pro Israel, it would keep the war going and build a pipeline from hormuz to Israel. It wouldn't even negotiate.
>>535660621He's literally going to attack.
>>535661639y-y-you won?I hope you enjoy your newly found membership to the Abraham Accords.
>>535661521The iranian cabinet is still alive, just with new people. You lost
>>535660621taking note of all the niggers mad about the prospect of peace. i.e. Jews, neocons, democrats, leftists, pakistanis
>>535660621The President of the United States announces a peace deal and nobody gives a shit because he lies out his ass all the time, and there's no reason to think this is any exception.
>>535660977Pretty much... This is like the kid in elementary school going on and on about what his parents might get him being they mentioned it once over dinner. I'll believe the deal when ships are freely passing the strait.. I assume Trump is going to have to eat some level of shit here too. Like Iran will charge ships or whatever. Basically a worse deal than Obama already had in place.And all it cost us was billions of dollars and higher fuel prices for three to five years. Cool. Thanks Israel! As if your active genocide wasn't bad enough..
>>535660621Am I a retard? I don't get how he could reach a peace deal with Iran when he's talking to every enemy of Iran except Iran itself?
>>535660621based. Make America Great Again
>>535660621it's funny to imagine this orange nigger actually trying to type those names
>>535661708seethe and cope migger
>>535661708it's an accurate timeline
>>535661868I hope they reach a peace agreement but so far every time they say they are close to a peace agreement, it doesn't pan out. We will just have to wait and see because we don't know what's going on with these meetings. Hopefully they do reach a peace agreement but ill believe it when I see it.
>>535662162he doesn’t type anything he has a hot female assistant that types it all, there’s a clip of it during the 2024 election
>>535662226fuck peace. nuke Israel
>>535660621Isn't this like the fifth time we've won the war against Iran in the last month?
>>535660621>ANOTHER WAR ENDEDBut he literally started it, though.
>>535660621IRAN WONLMAO @ Amerikuks
>>535662282Israel is the one that doesn’t want peace btw
>>535662239I know he doesn't type it, that tweet proves it
Fuck, I forgot it's friday for Americas. Thanks for reminding me.
Notice how normal this tweet sounds? Totally unlike his other bombastic "OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT"! or "YOU'LL BE LIVING IN HELL!" ones and many others? This seems like he actually wrote it, the others, not so much. I wonder how many people in his admin have access to his acct and just post for him. W/e it's all kayfabe anyway.
>>535660621Wow, this means he ended like the 17th war! Surely this will get him the nobel prize he so richly deserved?
>>535660621According to what's in the deal, Iran won bigly lol
>>535662437Wtf it's saturday here on middle america
>>535662222he should have heard the CHA CHING at every line
>>535660621Name dropping as a negotiation tactic. Trying to embarrass the Gulf Arab states into action?We'll see how this plays out. I don't expect anything from another stupid Trump tweet.
>>535662437are you drunk? Isn't it Sunday there?
You pussies do know I am nuking the sand niggers, all this talk was just for shit and giggles the sand niggers will never make a deal and I always knew it and it was fun letting them talk. 50 million dead sand niggers being served up with the supreme leader being eaten for dinner in the caves beneath the White House. Donald. Just think the sand niggers did not understand I always, always knew they were full of shit and the only answer was well you will soon see.
I don't trust any nigger in the American government
>>535662564>are you drunk >aussie asinine
>>535662564it's saturday here
>>535662360there’s plenty of tweets he’s done that looks like it was written by a leftist. paragraphs upon paragraphs. embarrassing really
>>535662616That means it's Monday in Australia. The sheep shagger overslept again and has probably lost his job. Needs to lay off the sauce a bit.
Heard that one before. I'll believe it when iran confirms the strait is open
>>535660621Meme flag, tldr sage
>>535660621>1pbtid >no agreement reached
>>535660621tl;drAMERICA WINS AGAINLIBS AND EUROPOORS MALDING IN THE COMMENTS BELOW
>>535660621Dont believe any "positive" things said during the weekend, he does it every week to pump up the stock market
>>535662479I don't know why Norway doesn't give Trump a Nobel peace prize for not invading Greenland. (Before it's too late.)
Anyone actually believe this?
>>535661565protip: red skull is trump. he isn't "predicting", he's reporting to his superiors in the organization. He isnt the top of the chain of command
So he talked with everyone in the middle east except Iran
>>535660621The Hormussy is going to be open this time. I promise!
>>535660621>we talked with every country except Iran>to make an agreement for things we want from Iran>Iran plz respond
>>535662963I wanted the open hormussy so much but feminism denied me, I gave up
Does anyone belive what this nigger jew has to say?
>>535660621Iran won
>>535660621There's no way he knows their names.
I'll believe it when I see it.
>>535660621Bibi seething?
>>535660709Just the softest, wettest boy!
>>535660621>Prime Minister Mohammed bin Abdulrahman bin Jassim bin Jaber Al ThaniThat's a mouthfull
>>535660621That would explain why this got posted.
Assuming a deal is actually reached and this isn't yet another migger cope attempting to paint themselves as the good guys and the victors, I give it a week before israel fucks it up for everyone yet again.
>>535660621>peace deal with iran reached>literally says subject to be finalised with iran. >all the countries mentioned in the beginning of the circlejerk didnt include irantake your meds scholomo. thread should be renamed upcoming taco tuesday: eid edition
>>535660621>FanFiction.com
>>535660709A fag and his fag show
>>535660621hormussy status
>>535663491Ok, that's pretty funny, so it might be true.
Thus, nuclear fals-flag...
>>535663491Likely a lie, but if true, false flag incoming.
>>535660621Trump needs his face on Mount Rushmore.
>>535660621>PEACE DEAL WITH IRAN REACHEDI don't trust it.https://youtu.be/A4gHGoV0XIE
>>535663957Ve a chuparle el pito al chacal de tu marido.
>>535663957His face only belongs with these other faces
20 to 30 shots were fired at the White House.
>>535660621He messed up. The post was supposed to appear on sunday evening.
>>535662864Well because giving him the prize WILL make him pounce on Greenland, given that if he has the prize in his pocket...why shouldn't he invade?>but then didn't he claim he might invade because he's seething cause no prize?yep, that too. Catch 22.Sieg Heil niggerfaggots.
>>535660621So back the way it was before Trump started his illegal war.
>>535660621They certainly dont have some aligned interests.
>>535661360What a good goy he is!
>>535660621NACHO
This is all so fucking embarrassingThe Gulf countries, The EU and even The republican party.Almost everyone is telling him this war is retarded.The only people happy with it are the Jews.He can't back out now either because he's killed a fuck load of these people's families and they've ransomed the strait.He is genuinely retarded.He's actually going to have to follow through with one of his retarded idea.
>>535664822Holy reddit spacing. no one fucking cares.
>>535660759muzzies. No harm no foul
why did iranians cuck
>>535660709
>>535660621>everything goes back to the way before this faggot started a war for his jewish masters>winning
>>535660621this nigga has claimed this shit like 20 times now. also Israel is just going to blow up whoever the negotiator is so things continue on with war
>>535664863Communicates in paragraphsMuSt bE a Reddit orSorry I'm not a ESL fag anon.
>>535665715go back to playing fallout tranny vegas.
>>535660621Oh hey, rolling out the negotiations for peace in ukraine playbook!>lets invite all these countries>draw up a peace plan>lets NOT include one of the belligerent countries.>hey why is our peace deal not working! The negotiations went great!!!!
This orange nigger wrecked the global economy just to lose a war and give Iran a better deal than Obama made without firing a shot.
>>535660621>peace deal signed>Israel attacks Iran 2 hours later
>>535660977Literally this
>>535666666
>>535661613It do be like that
>>535667961wasted digits being a faggot migger. yawn
>>535660621I voted for no more war with Iran!
>>535660621anyone think that with AI bibi out of the picture Trump is just running the whole thing in the US/Israel? Seems like Trump is leading Israel at this point too.
>>535663491And the circus continues
>>535663491Lolhttps://t.me/Middle_East_Spectator/32335I hope it wasn't a false flag and made everyone pee a little
>>535660621STRAIGHT TO BE OPENED IN TWO MORE WEEKS!!!!!!
>>535660709Fellow dem kike and brown shills we most get to work quickly and flood the Internet with loss theories
>>535669102Gen x retard with the same insults.
>>535660621Between January and June their elderly leader died and the US sent them billions of dollars and they got a ton of toys to shoot down American jets. Suuuuuch a win.
>>535660709fuck this onions show have you seen the kvetching creator? so glad I never put on even the first episode it looked like shit before it even came out. every actor who worked on it is a useless trash can whore even the dudes so pathetic how can they look at themselves in the mirror bunch of prostitutes. Exactly like the actors who willingly portray whites as evil rapist drug dealing stupid thugs on shows like Chicago PD and law and order just sell out desperate whores, truly pathetic shabbos goys Shakespeare was right actors should be drug out in the street and executed at high noon to be made examples of lmao
>>535663850It happened. There were shots fired at the WH today.
>>535660686fpbpI don't trust a word that amoeba says or writes. It's all poison and lies until proven otherwise, with time
>>535661020kind of doubt itTACO is already priced in
>>535661153>Stocks are based on the health of companiesshut up, jeet
>>535660709Realistically both sides will make concessions but will come out claiming victoryit's the only real way forward for bothhopefully Trump doesn't fuck it up sperging out on his hugbox website like last time
>BREAKING: PEACE DEAL WITH ALL OF IRANS ENEMIES HAS BEEN REACHED. IN A SEPERATE CALL, I MADE SURE BIBI WAS OK WITH IT
>>535669642first season was decent then it went to absolute garbage SJW style pandering. glad i only ever pirated it
>>535660621But....but 2 billion starving pajeets were incoming! WTF is wrong with you people?
>>535660621>Peace deal with Iran reached>Trump talks to multiple different muslim country leaders.....except Iran>Of course Trump talks to Netanyahu as well because why wouldn't heHow as a peace deal made yet Trump talked to everyone except Iran? How does that work?
>>535672546kek and not only that, in a seperate call as well. clearly bibis plans do not align with the middle east, even irans enemies
>>535672546Yeah this is the 4th time Trump said they have reached a deal then a few days later Iran goes lolno
2MoreWeeks!
>>535672618He has also said that we've defeated Iran plus destroyed almost their entire military 15 times now.
>>535660621Israel already tried two false flags just today…so good luck with that.
>>535660621>ANOTHER WAR ENDEDThe war HE started?
>>535672618According to Iranian media they are close to some kind of understanding but no official agreement.https://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2026/05/23/769157/Iran-US-Baghaei-understanding-nuclear
>>535660621>Trump understand mass famine in India and other countries on Asia>Economy collapse in Europe and massive inflation on USAIran got save by fucking Strait of Hormuz.Hormuz or Ahura Mazda the supreme god of Zoroastro religion.Saved by Aryan god.
>>535672949Go on...
>>535660621>britbong larping as a muttkys.
>>535661342Somebody else writes these posts, he probably just vets them or tells them what to say.He couldn't write those names even if his life depended on it
>>535671601>hopefully Trump doesn't fuck it upSee you tomorrow
>>535660709>>535660709>>535660709TPBP LOL LMAO NORMIES ARE RETARDED
>>535660709the truth is the Iranian people are either >1. Weakor>2. Cowardlyor>3. Support the regimeThe only way the US could have won was just to carpet bomb Tehran and the rest of Iran into submission. Which they could have done, but no president wants the bad PR of '500,000 civilians dead in crossfire'.
>>535660621>an agreement has been largely negotiatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_IXzU-lnLU
>>535671601>>535671601>>535671601>> HOPEFULLY THE ZION DON SHABBOS GOYMAN DOESN'T FUCK IT UP OHH... OHH ANON YOU POOR THING
DON'T WORRY I HAVE 2 BILLION NIGGERS & 1.5 BILLION INDIANS TO THROW AT ALL OF YOU LOL, LMAO ACTUALLY WORSE THAN NUCLEAR WEAPONS BIO-WEAPONS --- DEMOGRAPHIC WEAPONS ;D
>>535660621He’s at peace with Saudi Arabia and other allies of the US? Wow, that’s great, but what about Iran?
>>535660621>memeflag>I spoke with everyone but iran>seperately, i spoke with netanyahuOrange puckered anus makes another nothingburger post.
>>535664479My grandma used to make those from wild apples.
>>535660709>It was 4D chess all longI want to believe
>>535660621Its like waking up and the day repeat itself
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/trump-plans-to-probably-destroy-irans-uranium-if-handed-over/ar-AA23L2rR#:~:text=WASHINGTON%20%E2%80%94%20President,of%20the%20country.>Destroy Uranium>Probably
>>535660621read the fine print, theres no deal yet on the nuclear material and the deal is still being worked on AKA trump is lying again theres no deal
