media is still saying "shark attacks are rare occasion"https://www.hs.fi/maailma/art-2000012029276.html39 year old Australian went to fishing in Great Reef with a small boatShark pulled him out of the boat when he in turn was pulling a fish netShark bite of one of his arm and swam away hand in mouthThe man started to bleed to deathThere was other people fishing nearby so someone saw what happened and the victim was helped to the beach where ambulance was waiting.But he bled to death anyway.The news dont say what kind of attempts there were to stop major bleeding
A shark ate op’s cock
>>535689855I read this trans person? Did they end it?
This town crier Finn is really getting on my tits. A thread about women died for this.
>>535690247the transe in OP picture ended himself after dealing with "foul smelling opening" between his legs for long enough timewhat is important about him is his "emotional support shark" which is seen in the pictureso called blåhaj in Swedish IKEA
>>535690283there arent even sharks near the premises of your silly unimportant island
>>535689855He was spearfishing at Kennedy shoal he wasn't pulling a net.
Finbro what happend?no violent deaths in Finnland to post?
>>535690446ok but anyway, even spearfishing causes you to be too close to the water surface when you should be staying right in the middle of the boat so sharks cant see youthey see the boat but determine its not edible
>>535689855Fun fact the shark attack mob that tracks shark attacks doesn't include predatory bites like this as attack for number keeping sake they get classified as provoked and ignored.>because many databases, like the Australian Shark Incident Database (ASID) and the International Shark Attack File, reserve the term "attack" only for instances where a living person is physically injured in the waterSo in Australia you need a witness to see you getting eaten before it counts on stats.A guy with half his chest eaten washed up on Maggie island and wasn't even recorded as a shark attack death earlier this year.
>>535690579You are in the water water when spearfishing...
>>535690446He would have had a net to put his spear catch in, probably just a hand net and not a drag or floating net
>>535690631No dickhead you are wrong you use a string line to put your fish on while spearfishing.You can't be an Aussie if you read the word spear fishing and think of a guy spearing from the edge not swimming.
>>535690630ok, I have never seen itI thought you are in the boat and stab fish with a spear when they come near a bait you have laid next to the boat
>>535689855Commie marine biologocucks gas light the fuck out of us on the number of shark attacks. If no one witnessed this attack it wouldn’t be counted as a shark attack. Just a accidental drowning or a heart attack, the hand was just scavaged after his death. Fucking commies
>>535689855Yeah we just tell tourists that sharks don't often attack peopleMost shark attacks the body is never going to be found, if you actually want to know just ask any surfer that comes here what he thinks about itWe make a big effort to find and track sharks and clear people out of the water for a reason. A lot of "drownings" are shark attacks.
>>535690700I know what spearfishing is nigger some people use a CATCH BAG which normgroids may refer to as a net
>>535689855is it fucked up that I still would hit this guy right in his butt preferably with my erection no homo
>>535690713Nah bud you get in a chase em down.
>>535690756You only use really use a bag when slug diving.
>>535690756Hold up you said catch bag not creel.You are an American.
>>535690854Yea I cant see any mention of a net on aussie news probably fins dont know whats going on
>>535690980No I dont go spearfishing just diving I’ve seen people using the net but dont know the details
>>535690367I love to see it.Anyone that is gullible enough to fall for tranny propaganda deserves to be removed from the gene pool.
>>535690746ThisWas in NZ years ago and met locals who laughed at me as Brit tourist when I asked about shark attacks, was a beach near Auckland, >har har stupid wank Brit reading all that stuff about dangerous sharks.FF couple of years later a Kiwi chomped by a shark at that beach
>>535691015Fair enough I'll let it slide ay.>>535690989It was spearfishing it's the talk of town at the moment.They took all the drum lines and now you have to throw back every shark over 150cm no matter what type it is so it was only a matter of time before it happens again.
>>535691118I have seen a hammerhead almost as long as my 6m boat sitting on the surface shaking like a hound who sees a rabbit on the other side of the fence.It's the only time iv ever pulled pick and fucked it was nice clear day too.
>>535690367>the transe in OP picture ended himself after dealing with "foul smelling opening" between his legs for long enough timeI heard from /pol/ he detransitioned, but you tell me he acked himself eventually?
>>535690724Biologists do this constantly so I'm not shocked when the MB's do too. They make the data fit their narrative and then just gaslight the shit out of the population who of course cannot rebuke muh science. A good example of this is biologists purposefully misinterpreting genetic data to push a narrative that peaceful migration's been happening throughout ancient human civilization. Most of them should be strung up.
>>535690724>>535691700I sincerely doubt there is a conspiracy to make sure the evil sharks keep killing whites, bro. Niggers yes of course they will hide that. If sharks killed hundreds of people each month I figure the locals would notice...Maybe it's time to put the tinfoil down and go outside for a while Sven
>>535691820Nobody said this wop-sama. It's about protecting tourism worldwide.
>>535689855If I was catering to this man's wounds he would have lived.
>>535690283Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. You English faggots pay nearly half of your income as tax to support Muslim welfare munchers who rape your children and bring in more of their inbred relatives to replace you while British families are evicted to accommodate them, with the full support of most of the population. You're a castrated, self-hating Labour-voting poofter who celebrated the Manchester bombing, sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer and sold out your own country to the assorted trash of the third world for a chicken tikka masala.If a dirty little swollen headed Somalian foreign bastard stabbing a 6 year old British child 177 times does not make you want to stand up for your country and fight back then I don't know what will. Yet the vast majority of Britroaches continue to defend immigration and minorities. There isn't a single Britroach alive above the age of 20 who is not complicit in the mass sexual exploitation of the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. Each and every one of you, is the moral equivalent of Jimmy Savile and should be treated as such. Everywhere you go, you should be subjected to beating, mutilation and sexual assault. If you have any children, I hope they are killed in a similar fashion as the ones in the Southport stabbing. You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race
>>535691352Wise moveHave you read the KonTiki story?Gave me fucking nightmares, they spotted a 20ft Blue shark at one point and stuff that came up from the depths at night they couldn't ID
>>535691820He is right you are wrong buddy.ISAF doesn't count provoked attacks in statistics.Here's the provoked attacks criteria.Being in the water is considered provocative.They also don't classify non predatory bites as shark attacks.If a shark bites you it's predatory by definition but not according to the record keeping.
>>535689855It's pretty common for a shark to eat your catch there's videos all over YouTube with examples. This guy's gay little boat shouldn't have been out there.Australia has record warm waters this year from some submarine volcano erupting for months many sharks gravitate towards that.
>>535692018Yeah I loved it.The scariest thing for me is the sea dogs (white tips) they follow the big boats in there thousand they might not be the biggest but they are the most ballsy agro sharks of all.They follow your shadow around the boat.
>>535691082He was "removed from gene pool" when he chopped his cock of.That expression relates to his inability to pass down his genetics, not necessarily his death
its every week, last week this guy got bitten in half
>>535692153Yeah its a great story. Couldn't believe how small it was when I seen it in a museum in Oslo
>>535692240Defo need a pogrom on sharks
>>535692094That's a retard take if I have ever seen one.1995 was the hottest water temp average until it was beat last year.1995 we had fuck all sharks because of the shark fin and drum lines that we no longer have any in the great barrier Reef were in operation.Sharks now are at the same level as they were in the 1800s.
>>535690367now I'm wondering if sharks would go after troons in the water.or bears in the woods.imagine a troon being surrounded by a pack of wolves each taking turns nipping at his festering axe wound while he shrieks stop it stop it kek
Why white men get in shark infested waters. Theres great whites in those waters. What chance do you have.. its like pvp server and youre going in unarmed. But every year some surfer fisherman or diver white guy is getting ganked by a shark. Nightmare scenario, one of the worst ways to go. Eaten alive by giant fish.
>>535692506Ever read Rodney foxes story?he couldn't even keep out of the water.One the salts in your blood your hair goes red and you need it everyday.
>>535690391sharks are everywhere m8
>>535690605>A guy with half his chest eaten washed up on Maggie island and wasn't even recorded as a shark attack death earlier this year.This. Shark attacks are grossly under reported. Deaths are covered up and "experts" lie to us about the real nature and danger of sharks. Sharks are predatory and dangerous beasts of the sea. We should be hunting them and culling their numbers. But leftists push this narrative that sharks are "majestic creatures" and that they don't really mean to bite us or that attacks are not common. Why is there an agenda to cover this up and spread a false narrative downplaying the danger of sharks? Look into Vic Hislop, he's been an outspoken voice on the true danger of sharks in Australia for decades but the media write him off as loony conspiracy theorist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEIC2pcnP38https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9q6jVAY_EAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vibEAVmNCwk
>>535692284>Defo need a pogrom on sharksI need a pic of a shark rubbing it's fins together in the merchant pose.
>>535692506white men are descendants of Poseidon, the sea is like a second home. conquered all the oceans in the world, aye darkies wouldnt understand you cant even swim. the white man must sometimes pacify the creatures of the deep with his own flesh and blood like jews rape and eat children to please their god satan. next time you see the rain you can thank these men for their sacrifice
>>535692858Last shark video I tried to watch was some gay cunt sharkbyte and I couldn't finish it he was calling a pig eye shark a bullshark and calling it misunderstood.He couldn't even identify it properly some expert he is.I know sharks are thick now I don't need convincing I catch black tips now in every second creek.It wasn't like this as a kid chucking a big whole whiting on used to get you a big red bream or a Barra now it's a shark.
>>535692938>the cartilaginous jew
>>535689855Shark attacks are more common because environmentalists outlawed drumlines to catch sharks.
>>535693113That one in Sydney a couple of years ago was pretty brutal. Bunch of people just fishing not really giving a fuck while a great white comes back for seconds and takes a guy's half-eaten corpse away under the waves.
>>535693269That was the pommy diving instructor wasn't it?
>>535689855Literally why do sharks seem to have a PR team>UMMM shark attacks are heckin' rare, chud!>They're more afraid of you than you are of them! (?)
>>535690367Lmao I saw an update and after about a year of dilating and recovery she was doing okay. No, I won't find it for you.
>>535692990Britannia rules the wave and the grampus rules the depths as they used to say The grampus is still the coolest name for killer whale makes it sound like a mythical critter.
>>535693461richfag beach owners dont want to lose revenue
C'mon finbro, you can do better than this.'
>>535693445yeah, i believe so
>>535689855I literally don't care. Oceans aren't human territory. We are basically guests or invaders there.
>>535693505> killer whalesHave never even injured a human in the wild afaik
>>535693868You can't own a beach in Australia.Even if you lease the island all beaches unto 1 chain 20.1 metres 65feet past Highwater (not high tide but the debris deposited by the water during Storm surge) are public.
>>535694064Old whalers journals in the king island museum say otherwise.A dude got eat when swept out of his dory by the tail splash of killer whales that where following the harpooned sperm whale.None the less besides attacking keels of little sail boats I don't think of them as threat to people unless they are bored and want to be.You got me thinking I'm going to see if I can find a more recent example because with sharks you can easily find 10 times more shark attack stories than they ever run on the nightly news.
>>535692990Seems pretty gay. Some antedullivian wickerman paganism human sacrifice shit. Just dont get in the water bros. There be monsters.
>>535690713You have to be over 18 to post here.And also not be a complete fucking retard
>>535694650I think they do it with trident through ice in his country so he added the boat to what he knew.
>>535692938>I need a pic of a shark rubbing it's fins together in the merchant pose.WOMP-WOMP
>>535695508>>535692938gemini's idea of the happy merchant meme
Based Shark protecting his fish friends.
>>535695595Try using the prompt spear tooth shark because they already have the nose type you are trying for.
>>535695595>>535692938qwen somewhat came throughmy prompt is shit tho
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>>535693497Xshe is a poltroon and posts things like "I will never be woman"
>>535695780best i could do rn: >>535695795then it did thisPrompt:Please generate an image based on the provided reference. Your task is to perform an object replacement: identify the human figure in the attached image and replace them with an anthropomorphic spear tooth shark. The anthropomorphic shark should maintain the same pose, scale, and positioning as the original man to ensure the composition remains consistent. Ensure the shark’s anatomy fits naturally within the original environment, matching the lighting, shadows, and color palette of the rest of the image. The character should have a realistic texture and high level of detail while preserving the original background and surrounding elements. Transfer hair on his head and facial hair onto the shark as well.
>>535690700"Naur dick ed"
>>535690700>>535690446Theres 2 separate fatal attacks in 1 week. Are you too sure you're not combining stories? Both were fishing. One in the water, one in a boat, both fishing.https://abcnews.com/International/wireStory/spearfisher-mauled-great-barrier-reef-australias-fatal-shark-133264225
>>535696195Jewish activity!
>>535696195Op article says Kennedy shoal.
>>535696195But it says 50km from shore not 65.The one earlier this week was in wa.
>>535691942Hm, it's not good I'm afraid; some of the stitches have come loose and your rectum has slipped out again, anon. If you take a look at this scan, we see significant trauma at this point here, so I'm going to increase your medication. No more straining when you have a bowel movement, okay? How is your diet, are you eating enough fibre?
>>535694074>>535693461It's the tourist industry. Yes Shark attacks aren't as common as Jaws would potray but it's easily 10-100x more common as official statistcs.Found dead with shark bites? It could've just been scavenging dead bodies, doesn't count.Bitten by something but not sure what it was? Doesn't count.Body simply gone? No body no evidence, does not count.This isn't factoring in all the under-reporting. Sharks are predators that will go over and take a bite if they feel like they can get away with it, or just for the fun of it. Some people cope saying Humans look like Dolphins but that's bullshit come on.
>>535698212We are meat sharks eat meat.If the 154 reported drowning at sea last year in Australia only 82 has bodies recovered.Something doesn't add up to me.
>>535689855>the girls go crazy for a shark killed man
