Juiced-up athletes gathered in Las Vegas on Sunday for the first-ever Enhanced Games, where organizers predict world records will be unofficially "beaten" by competitors using performance-enhancing drugs that have sparked health concerns.https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20260524-ready-set-dope-enhanced-games-to-begin-in-las-vegas
>>535726255Very based, hopefully this eventually leads to women with clits the size of quarters wrestling naked.
Let the games begin... the first one to overdose wins, and losing means giving up life’s greatest gift.
>>535726255gigachud
gross
>>535726255I thought everyone in the Olympics was already on steroids
My dad was advocating for something like this years ago. Armstrong was a formidable athlete.
>>535726724YWNBAW
>>535726255The Unlimited League finally comes to pass. This is how you advance human capabilities.
>>535726255Finally should have done this ages ago. If retards want to go out blazing they have the right to do so.
>>535726255I've been waiting for this for so long
>>535726255>I AM STRONGstrongmaxxing bros how we doing tonite
>>535726255also>Also, parent company Enhanced -- which sells many of the substances being taken by its athletes to the publickek basedthis is like the heart attack grill but the other direction
>>535726423>with clits the size of quartersAnd that is just the the Jr Class. After that serious shit happens.
>>535726255Unironically support this. Let’s see how far we can push, how deeply we can alter. The science behind human enhancement wouldImprove dramatically if there’s a market for it. One step closer to 40k.
>>535726255This is sponsored by Peter Thiel. That gigafudgepacker just want to create the biggest bull scientifically possible. Roll for the doping overdose bodycount!
>>535726865>Finally should have done this ages ago. If retards want to go out blazing they have the right to do so.I mean yeah. I was contemplating gladiator fights or other related fighting to the death for entertainment purposes. Idk, im fine with it but i dont think it would be wise to televise it or otherwise make mainstream
>>535726825That guy shoulder bumps you hard at a bar, what do you do?
>>535726255Do not fall for this. This is only being done to endorse and popularizeTranshumanism.
>>535726742Openly no, but yes.Olimpics basically a testbench who could create the best drugs which can slip thru the audits.
>>535726255Literally an old SNL bithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAdG-iTilWU
>>535726825Why didn't the roids develop his chin?
Hopefully someone's heart explodes live.
>>535726255I'd actually watch that. Side show level.
>>535726825It’s so funny how roid users always end up looking like freaks.
>>535726865I've been saying this for as long as I can remember. Kinda surprised this hasn't been a thing before now
>>535726255This should have been the original anyways, with another league for mere humans.So anyways, this means people can just get T now… right?
>>535726255This is what I always wanted to see.
>>535729448>This should have been the original anywaysIt was, thats why its so heavily regulated now
I came uo with that idea in middle school. Kikes stole my intellectual property, yet again.
>>535729512Right but that never should have happened. The correct timeline is a bunch of asshurt non-raiders make their own league.
>>535726255Whats funny is that they wont make any better records than the actual Olympics
>>535726724Not gross. It is cool. Loser.
>>535728003Back when I used to watch SNL.
I'm actually excited for this lol
>>535727300>00Good for them, i guess. Kek has spoken
They aren't going to break records set by first-rate athletes secretly using PEDs with a bunch of third and fourth-rate athletes openly using them.
>>535729269there are sure a lot of very sore sisters in this thread
>>535730179I think thats the joke. This will reveal all athletes are already on gear lolThor going for 515kg deadlift is cool th
>>535726255Gonna be funny when people have physical pain from the cognitive dissonance when the numbers are the same as "natural" league
>>535726962Kek, same
