/pol/ webm thread
>>535727389
>>535727358based puppertine
>>535727389actual insanity, her face is so fucked up because of the constant chemical baths she doesthe makeup industry destroyed a lot of women
>>535727389i liked her bald+makeup.. is that weird?
>>535727536Average Parisian
>>535727779>Average ParisianNot anymore.
>>535727705Obviously not, retard. She clearly has some kind of autoimmune condition or something.
>>535727389s-should i be scared or aroused?
>>535727705Think it's some kind of illness/chemo that has her fucked. The Chem baths do ruin them, but that bitch has zero hair. No eyelashes, no brows, balder than Freelands nutsack.
>>535727235>A nigger
>>535727235
>>535727235That geek slaying fine chocolate pussy
>>535727966I like how he catches the broad and tosses her back before she falls out and inevitably takes all the shit for ruining their gathering.
I bet she fucks like a Honda Goldwing
>>535727389>lie to some broad about how you are a surgeon>she lets you fuck her because she's diggin for gold>finds out you lied to her>is considered rape by law>but all that in that webm isntlol
>>535727950both
>>535728147Le-negro Hamburger helper
>>535727235>wiuuu-wiuuu-wiuuu-wiuuu
>>535727389Hi OPthank you for your attention
>>535728898Based cannibal butcher scolding the degenerate sodomizer. Some fucking people simply have no manners or morals.
>>535728570>While you were playing sports, I was studying the popcorn>While you were going to college, I was studying the popcorn>While you were on 4chan, I was studying the popcornMad skills!He must get all the babes.
>>535728898>"heehee heehee, pole up your butt!">*smacks it away* "STOP GOOFING AROUND!"
>>535729461do NOT click this
>>535729541Is it AI? God I hope it’s AI
Whoever invented the WEBM deserves a place in hell right next to the WEBP guy.
>>535728306>is considered rape by lawNo it's not. She can claim you raped her for any number of reasons, but lying about employment isn't.
>>535727966get rekt lol
>>535727389kino
>>535729726>but lying about employment isn'tYes it is.
>>535728212How retarded do you have to be to get worked by that, you could clearly see her breathing
>>535727389>i can't tell the differencemaybe makeup's not a lie.
>>535727536so this is why they have so many balconies
>>535727720
>>535727720kek what Takeshi goin to do ?
bump
I'd fuck the shit out of that black girl
>>535728147
>>535727966holy fucking based
>>535727235I bet she fucks that whiteboi like pic related
>>535727389>>535727535This is the truth behind every Asian "cutie" posted by yellowfeverfags on this site.
>>535732838
>>535727611now make webm of Frey vomiting a gallon
>>535728570I can dig it
>>535733634>no balance>gassed in 5 seconds>glass jawThe fuck would you go for the fat instead of knees and jaw? Oh right, muh retarded coktok short.
>>535733083...did he died?
>>535727536that's a lot of cum
Little Chud goes full rampage
Norf fc
We have Legolas at home
American spawning point
Flat earther goes flat
Get fuckd emus
>>535727389I thought it was a man...Also what is that, is she a burn victim? Whatever is in that makeup cant be good for her if her normal skin looks like THAT
>>535727536Still would
>>535728570Well I guess if you live in corpus Christi Texas, this is about all you can really aspire towards.
>>535727389She has cancer, chemo takes ALL your body hair, eye lashes eye brows included.
>>535730019Go ahead and come back to the thread when you get through your delusional psychosis.
>>535733083Enjoy your prison sentence.
>>535735564vax status?
>>535735433this is a skit
Stefan molyneux had enough
>>535735173context?
>All system nominal >Goliath online
>>535735659Little chuddy wanted to taste real blood
>>535733928>he sits down>then lowers his head so his multiple chins can provide a large shield for his jawThere, he turned into an impenetrable fortress of meat and fat.
>>535728898Women have more meat on them than venison
>>535734443
Man crazy these africans are you can do any kind of human experimentation you wanted over there
>>535727389She has a nice shaped head, I almost prefer it bald over wearing the wig.
>>535727389:(
>>535727389I rooned with a girl like this. She was arguably the ugliest woman I had ever met but when she put her "face" on she was stunning. Friend I was with who was a chad was fooled by her. I said, "go get her".
>>535727834Every time I watch this I'm disappointed that dysgenic little cowardly faggot isn't beaten within an inch of his life.
Ted "rat" Cruz get rekt.
>>535736309At least he will never get cancer i guess
>>535735659kid was high on psych meds and completely ticked out assaulting his mother and little brother with kitchen knivessaid he heard demons voices telling him to do that got memoryholed after it was surfaced that it was caused by side effects of lalapills
>>535736552thanks yeah noticed I couldn't find any news about it
>>535736467Chinkception.
>>535727235hungry hungry negroes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp1ZKltcN30
>>535736487>On September 24, 1980, Bonham began a heavy day of drinking that ultimately lasted around 12 hours. During this time, he consumed an estimated 40 shots (about 1.5 liters) of 40% ABV vodka.and this guy did that in less than 60 seconds
>>535727743Lurch is growing up to be a big boy.
>>535735683
>>535736749buy an ad, faggot.
>>535735831prepare to be football kicked to death, there's a reason that kicks to a downed opponent's head are illegal in mma
>>535727535I like the beginning skank look better than the fake mask
Shame I can't post webms with sound. My best webms comes with sound (I won't cross posting from another board)
>>535737457Catbox it my nigga.I'm enjoying your webms so far
>>535735831Just let the fat fuck end his adventuring by taking a foot to the knee. Why do you think sumos squat as part of their technique as a fat man?
>>535737323Shiiiieeeet dat nigga watched 2 much bold and the beautiful dat nigga ZESTY dat nigga THEATRICAL
>>535733634I would just be peppering him with leg kicks and knee shots. the second that fat ass throws one of those sloppy front kicks, I'm grabbing a hold of that tree trunk and dumping his ass. Just start nigger romping stomping his ass like he was fucking trampoline.
>>535735398jfc that was fucking deliberate wtf
>>535735519>Enjoy your prison sentenceOh fuckin well. Enjoy being a cunt.
Chink one child policy in effect
Nigga that's fucking nuts!
>>535737799This is called money laundering, btw.
Coleslaw sandwich anyone?
>>535735489Yeet the jeet.
>>535727535
>>535727235Gross
>>535737835>Nogs get colonized by Christian whites who want to elevate them from chimps to humanity>They chimp out and kick out the whites>Whitey raciss surely Chang is betterGonna be a hard lesson for the world when whites are gone and Chinese rule everyone like Qing despots.
>>535735867More like these?
>>535737323surprisingly convincing acting and good premise from these guysme at the end trying to hold it in
I have almost 15k webm.LoooooooL
>>535737145Wut
>>535738208I don’t get it.
>>535735519Yes the guy who grabbed the woman should be arrested and in prison for sexual assault
>>535737559was already sent to the front and died
>>535737993He would be loving that
>>535733207
>>535738299most of the people getting injured doing the "milk crate challenge" were blackit's a "niggers are dumb" sketch, that's why the crates are displayed at the casket and why the mournful brother tries it himself
>>535728147The cop runs up and immediately puts hand in ass.
>>535732838Keep telling yourself that. I see a lot of girls wearing quite a bit of makeup here but I am still surprised that you hardly see any ugly chicks. I dare you to go to any western country minus slavs/italian/spaniards and tell me you don't see a difference.
>>535738476I still don’t get it. Maybes it’s not funny?
we need more /pol/ threads like these
>>535732819>CGIlol
>>535727235That something mentally.
>>535738527Only Jews save shit like this.
>>535738661>JewsKikes like you save CP
>>535737518Sorry but I won't gonna take the extra effort.
>>535735877Soooo...should we eat them??
>>535729654>WEBMWhy the fuck won’t they play on iPhone?
>>535735339>9 whole seconds to realize you're dead.holy grim.
Fats really can't fall properly
Dumping webm
>>535738613you didn't instantly recognize it for what it is so you can't really expect to enjoy a subtle joke once it's explained to you, cmon dumbass
All the material in this thread is soft edgy shit. Watch this:
>>535738912>Why the fuck won’t they play on iPhone?You have a controlled goyim Phone
>>535738912Get Firefox dumb fuck
>>535738574In front of his family, really? Not even the decency to drag him around the corner? Spics are truly niggers.
>>535728898dudes just trying to eat his Haitian BBQ and some fuckass is playing with its butthole
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>>535727720>when he isnt white
>>535739161To be fair he can't fly directly over the fire or they'll be dead within the week.
>>535727389>why do my eyes hurt>because you've never used them before
>>535732819like the Lougheed Martin proposal for NGAD?is this some kind of advanced aus banter?
>>535735835Whatever happened to this guy anyway? Officially, I mean.
>>535727389>eww I hate guys that wear lifts
>>535739337Kek speed running Russian roulette by yourself is wild
>>535727966Based boomer crusher
>>535739528kek they jawline pops into place, jeets should have programmed the filter with a smooth transition
>>535727536someone has to clean that up
>>535739607it is more common than you think lol
>>535727389Shes literally dying >>535735173Lol, literally every chud here, when no tendies
>>535727358Islam is right about dogs
>>535727966I like how some of the nigger goyim couldnt decide where to go until the herd started moving lmao. There is a reason why the kikes have so much power and influence today.
>>535739911it's how you raise them desu
>>535739528As a White man, I never understood the attraction to east Asians. Black women are great in the sack, Latinas are great for a some flare, White women are the only women to have a relationship and children with, but Asians just seem... Boring. The only type of woman I wish I had gotten to sleep with before settling down are Persians.
>>535735339What happened?
>>535736749American cops are the least trained the lowest IQ police in the world.
>>535740005>I never understood the attraction to east Asians.cuz they will accept the ugly, fat white dicklets.
>>535740045nah theyre just sick of niggersjust a few years on the beat will make you hate themyou're obviously a nigger or a stupid as fuck deluded white idiot liberal trashcan or you'd know better.
>>535727966How do you arrest a guy in a balloon 1 thousand feet in the air?
goyim exist for the sole purpose of serving there Jewish masters
>>535736521My wife.
>>535738574This is how Tony Soprano went out
>>535739251Palestinian extract
Anybody got the one of the guy painting where the ocean moved back just before the tsunami came in? Absolute legend.
a classic
>>535737145Paraplegic
>>535740043>Flat earther wanted to see the curve >Building a homemade rocket>Launch >Parachute open too early and it get torn offThe rest is history
>>535727389She's not ugly though. Only unfortunate for having alopecia and rosacea.
>>535740192>Brown hands
>>535740192fuck white people are so naive and gulliblejust nuke the earth god fucking damn
>>535739911No they aren't.Also you're brown.
>>535740043Sabotage.
>>535740263kek
>>535732838Jeet just jealous he maxes out at 5cm/2”
Why'd the janny close this threadfucking faggot retard let us enjoy the weekend nigga
>>535740324people simply don't realize what the world is against
>>535740005i dated a chinese girl and she was fucking insane in bed. did everything i wanted, always tried to make me happy when we fucked. best 5 years of my life tbqh
>>535740421Bump limit newfag
>>535739821Me
>>535740457tight pussy too I betmy ex wife had a super tight pussy and loved sucking dick, big viet titties too and tiny waist
>>535740390>impressed at 5.5 inchesthis woman would have a heart attack if she saw my penis
>>535740458DONT YOU FUCKING CALL ME NEWFAG SAAR BLOODY BICH I FUCK YOU MODERCHUD BLOODY
>>535736521I’d fuck that
>>535740515hell yeah, lucky. mine had very small perky tits and a slightly wide waist, shortstack build.
>>535737457>>535738837>I'm A No-Effort Newfag: The Post newfags: shitting up the board since 2015
>>535740263I guess he finally saw it.
>>535740586nice, bet she had a great ass too. most short women compensate with a big booty
>>535737323Detroit has had Drive-Thru funeral homes since the 1980s, for various reasons, Goyslop culture included. But fights and mass-brawls breaking out were common before the Drive-Thru
>>535740543women were right about bears
>>535740371Elon? Means and motive.
>>535728898will he be seasoned?
>Webm can't be larger than 4mb>Can't be longer than 120 sec>No sound support Why are this site so cucked?Fuck you gook moot
>>535740594>1 post by this idYou should shut up your whore mouth you amerimutt.
>>535740737slav = slave newfag
>>535736552They actually put homicidal ideation in pamphlets as a side-effect of psychotropics now. Not sure how "this might make you want to murder people" is something you can just sign off on as a risk. Y'know, given the whole murder thing. Rich fucks make a killing on that shit, so I guess I answered my own question. Seriously, look it up. With one exception I can think of, every mass killer in history was on a psychotropic, and the companies paid huge money to avoid mentioning it. It makes people homicidal and they admit it now.
>>535735414Crazy how no one does terrorism on them, only Christians...
>>535740687that nigga thinks he's going to heaven
>>535735819She thought he was air humping her lol
>>535738697>be called out for Jewish obsessions>immediately start thinking of child pornYikes.
>>535728263Ofc pajeets like them
>>535740984>>535741037both of these old but great
Nigger car
>>535741128
>>535736220Sekiro: samsungs sell twice
>>535736979Based egor
>>535738621These fucks are behaving like MAGA.
>>535737145Just straight up slimed that kid out
>>535736995I can put down 1.75 in an evening, doesn't make me less retarded. My record is 2.5 in a day, but is it really worth it?
>>535739593Looks like the voice actor for Valkyrie in Apex Legends.
>>535736851I forget the context here. What exactly did they expect to happen?
>>535737598White lives matter
>>535728898Dinner to go. :yum:
>>535741521The jeet thunder dome
>>535738236White lives matter
>>535739240This one was always so funny. Those cars are so shit that no one was sure whether it was a car bomb or just another manufacturing issue. Easily the worst car ever made.
>>535740470No that’s me
>>535739099Literally everything they believe is false
>>535735248Holy shit I remmeber this. What was the story? Georg3 Floyd?
>>535742138They say everyone was black originally, and it makes you ask "Well where did white people come from then?" but now I am starting to actually wonder that, but about niggers. Were niggers possibly the original niggers too? How does this origin story fold in on itself?
>>535727950Brother I have not seen this image in a good 15 years thanks for posting it. A reminder of good times gone by
>>535728147He tried to noclip into the Backrooms
>>535740263He was a a stuntman doing a stunt.
>>535740182A good solution would be to launch a 2nd chase balloon to pursue this one. However, if this is in New Mexico it is illegal to discharge a firearm from a hot air balloon so im not sure what their options will be