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$25 for a jar of instant slop at Wal-mart. THERE IS NO INEXPENSIVE COFFEE AT ALL ANYWHERE I LOOKED IRL I LOOKED ONLINE FUCK YOU TRUMP IT WAS EXPENSIVE A YEAR AGO IT'S INSANE NOW
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you won't do shit. just make more money, nothing else to say to you. move on.
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>>535736397
that should last you like half a year
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Get a k cup machine and get the big ole k cup boxes on Amazon, fren.
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coffee addicts are insufferable, it doesnt provide anything for you but a habit
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try coffee brand coffee. it's not drop shipped
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>>535736397
Stop buying instant garbage and just brew regular coffee.
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Oh yeah the tariff thing
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>>535736788
Store brand Chad's stay winning
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>>535736673
>k cups
ngmi
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Just buy the beans and make them yourself holy fuck. Fuck Americans.
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>>535736397
whoah i should ebay some coffee stockpile to americans
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>>535736907
We don't drink basedbean coffee here like you low-t bugs.
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>pickup not available

sooooooo you're being ripped off. Have you tried getting up off your fat fucking ass to the walmart not even 1 mile a distance from where you sit and get your cardio in to the coffee aisle where you'd see coffee for $8 to $12?
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>>535736924
Actually, if you can find a cheap international transporter you could make good cash dropshipping just whatever is most common in your country.

For me that would be browns and homosexuality.
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>>535736397
>makes about 210 cups
$24.90/210 = 0.1185714286

Is 12 cents really too much anon?
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That's the nominal value we pay in Brazil
25 brl
We make 5brl an hour

You make 15usd an hour
You aren't going to die, we live like that since the 80s, I am sure many other countries are like this
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>>535736788
And this one comes out to under 5 cents a cup.
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What's the best coffee maker and why is it the De'Longhi Magnifica S?
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>>535736907
Do you roast your own coffee? Some of the best coffee I’ve ever had was roasted in some South Korean guys garage on a hilly part of souel with old traditional buildings.
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>>535737155
Kek. Is there a demand for niggers and faggots outside of America?
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>>535736788
OK. Pro-tip: Do not choose the coffee-hill to die on when psy-opping the burgers.
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>>535736907
Only LITERAL BOOMER buy this type of instant coffee.
Every one else either uses beans (connoisseur larpers), kcups (normies), or buys it premade (consumerist whores).
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>>535736788
Wrong. That's still $10. Look at the size. And, it's the nigger brand.

go fuck yourself
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Oh look, this thread again
ProTip:
If you type sage in the options field it lets you reply without bumping the thread.
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>>535737722
>kcups are normies
I can't wait for this trash country to fall in on itself
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>>535736397
stop being poor
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>>535736788
JUST DRINK THE BITTER PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH ACID SLOP BURN YOUR STOMACH LINING HMMM GOOD THAT SHIT USED TO BE $2.99 NOW EVEN THE UNDRINKABLE SHIT IS $6 MOTHERFUCKER I USED TO BE ABLE TO GET TWO CANS OF GOOD QUALITY GROUND COFFEE FOR THAT YOU ASSHOLE THE STANDARD OF LIVING IS GOING DOWN GET IT?!?!?!?!?
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>>535736397
>>535736788
>instand coffee
yikes
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>>535737573
I make drip coffee after grinding them.
Times better than the instant garbage with unknown chemicals
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>>535736397
>instant coffee
Grossest beaner shit ever. Even worse than nopales.
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>>535736397
You don’t need coffee, ever heard of waking up earlier?
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>>535736397
Get it from Guatemala or something. What the fuck coffee are you buying?
>kikemart instant trash
So you're retarded, no bump for you. I drink deathwish or wild tiger and it's nowhere near that price. You kike faggot retard.
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>>535737653
For faggots, yes.
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>>535738196
Imagine not having a decent french press and buying high quality coffee you brew into espresso by hand. You are a waste of life. The best part of you is dried onto a cheap motel headboard somewhere.
Even some of my old jobs gave us free fresh-brewed coffee and espresso, you're a special sort of spic or nigger if this is a point of serious contension.
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>>535738544
in a world?
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>>535736397
wrong
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>>535736661
Lol no. Their cup is like 6oz. So if you actually drink coffee, you're using 2-3 servings so it becomes 70-105 so maybe 3 months tops and 25-35 cents a cup. So not that much but still cheap. And it tastes like shit too.
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>>535736788
Better to kill yourself than drink this, I can only imagine what sort of liquid ganges diarrhea this shit tastes like.
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>>535736397
you could just drink my cum
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>>535739615
AGAIN THAT GARBAGE USED TO BE $2.99 IT WAS THE LOWEST COST OPTION OFTEN ON SALE FOR TWO BUCKS OR EVEN LESS YOU ASSHOLE NOW PEOPLE ARE POSTING PRICES THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN CRAZY FOR DISCOUNT BRANDS ONLY 2 YEARS AGO THE STANDARD OF LIVING IS GOING DOWN GET IT!?!?!?!?!?
$6.62 WOULD BUY YOU 11OZ OF REALLY GOOD COFFEE NOT LONG AGO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY ARE YOU ALL TRYING SO HARD TO DENY THIS SHIT
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>>535736397
Instant?
Get ground or whole bean, name brands, for under $7 for 12oz just about anywhere online. Even better buying bulk bags of beans if you drink coffee like Voltaire.
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>>535736705
STFU nigger faggot
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>>535738927
I'VE USED A FRENCH PRESS FOR TEN YEARS BECAUSE IT'S THE MOST EFFICIENT ASSHOLE NOW THE CHEAPEST DRINKABLE GROUND COFFEE IS 4 TIMES WHAT IT USED TO COST SO I THOUGHT I'D LOOK AT INSTANT AND THAT SHIT IS THROUGH THE ROOF TOO WHAT THE FUCK
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I get a pound of premium whole bean for $12.
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>>535739918
I get to pound your mom for 12$
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>>535736577
Checked based class war instigator
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>>535739788
This
>>535739615
is a moka pot full of espresso for two weeks so like 25 cents a day and is perfectly fine if you keep your pot clean
You said you wanted affordable coffee, not coffee at pre-inflation prices.
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>>535736397
Turn off the caps lock, boomer...and maybe consider our MAID program.
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>>535736397
I have an Nespresso machine with capsules
Luckily Lidl still sells them at ~50cents a capsule and it's bar like quality espresso
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>>535740111
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>>535737536
It's the 1980 model Mister Coffee I bought in a garage sale ten years ago, and you can't have it.
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>>535736705
Coffee is loaded with antioxidants. Probably one of the most healthy items Americans actually consume lol
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>>535736397
>instant
>coffee
kek
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>>535737536
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>>535736397
You must acquire:
-6 cup chemex
-chemex brand unbleached filters
-burr grinder (flat or conical, doesnt matter for a noob)
-real, whole beans. single origin *and* light roast (if you want an incredible bang for your buck, go with black oak coffee roasters out of ukiah, california)

if you like nutty, smooth coffee, go with washed process. if you like coffee with some serious character and fruity/floral tones, go for natural process.

>t. coffee snob

heed my words, nigger
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>>535736397
You know with regular coffee being this expensive you should instead get premium Coffee Brand Coffee coffee.
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>>535736397
My mom drinks that. Used to be like 7 bux. I copped like 5 of them a few momths back when they were on sale for $10 at CVS
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>buy this
>only buy bags of roasted beans (much cheaper and taste better) and water filters for the rest of my life
stop getting jewed
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I drink instant coffee because I like precise amounts of caffeine and I wake up everyday at 3 or 4 AM.
Nescafe Gold with honey. I bought a years supply because I don't want to run out.
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ATTENTION: ANYONE UPSET ABOUT THE PRICE OF GROCERIES, HELP IS FINALLY HERE
>>535739836
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>>535740239
a disgusting little item that thing is. makes some of the worst coffee on earth for some of the most under-informed and overly pretentious people (europeans).
go get a real espresso machine if you want strong coffee.
beginner class lever machines, and certain autos are surprisingly affordable.
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>>535736397
I went on vacation for 3 weeks and not even joking, the prices went up on so much shit while I was away.

Would you be willing to try something else anon? Would you want to try barley tea (tastes like a mix between coffee and tea at the same time. Delicious) All you have to do is brown it in a pan. Or you could try Fenugreek.
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>>535737536
I bought one of these - Best ever. All Stainless & No Plastic.
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>>535740239
Nice Aluminum toxicity.
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>>535740518
eurofags dont even wash those things out either, because "muh seasoning".
theyre a disgusting bunch of perverts, through and through.
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Weren't you drinking Folgers a few days ago?
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>>535736397
picrel same price at walmart
instant coffee is not for your daily morning cups you fucking retard
get a drip or french press, choose convenience or taste
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>>535737366
Read the fine print. 6oz cup is coffee standered redpill. You think it's 8oz coffee Jews gonna jew 74cups give or take
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simpler times
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>>535740924
I wonder if the pandemic caused coffee demand to collapse.
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>>535736397
i may start a farm to grow yaupon holly for the caffeinated leaves...maybe i should start a go fund me idk..
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>>535736397
Do you know how many H1bs walmart hires? That coffee is yours bud
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>>535736855
Yes I will.
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>>535736397
That seller is marking up the price obviously
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>>535736397
>Waaaaaa waaaaaa oh noes my coffee damn you blonald blumpf

Lol at dipshits that have addictions to such stupid things
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>>535742176
youve already not made it.
it was over before it even began.
k-goy-cup machines are for people that have already accepted their fate as untermensch, whether they choose to admit it or not.
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>>535739615
I like the flavor of that stuff but my guts sure don't. Whatever it is about it, it consistently gives me instant acid overload, and that never happens to me.
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>Shows price on a fucking app
Okay, but when you walk into the physical Wal Mart, and look at the price tag right below the coffee jar in the actual aisle, what does *that* say?
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>>535737755
>And, it's the nigger brand
BUY THE NIGGER BRAND OR STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT PRICES
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>>535743015
Not OP, but my Walmart just switched to those electronic, dynamic tags about a month ago. Instore prices are the same as online prices at Walmart unless it needs to be shipped or is sold by a 3rd party vendor.
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Single cup ceramic pour over chads stay winning.
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>>535736673
>drink microplastic coffee with soi beans mixed in
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>>535742996
theyre low quality beans. when coffee is harvested, the farmers usually sort by redness of the berry, float test them for density, and handpick the good ones.
both bustelo and la llave coffees use the second and third choice beans, process them as cheaply as possible which never allows the natural sugars in the bean to develop. usually, into sweeter earthier but not bitter/sour flavors (minimal fermentation, poor drying practices, etc.). after that, they over roast the beans to mask the poorer qualities of the lot theyre using, and then after being ground into a powder, it sits in that bag oxidizing, ultimately becoming the nasty thing it is.
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>>535736907
Instant coffee is the least popular way to make it in the US. Instant coffee is a brittish and japanes thing.
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>slaves to a bean
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>>535736397
Dollar tree literally sells coffee or 1.25 approximately the same size as that
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>>535736397
yeah i'm paying almost $20 for a pound of decent beans, it's crazy. it's not even fantastic coffee, it's like peet's tier minus the brand premium. i seriously hope people start assassinating the entire government until good coffee is $12 per pound again
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>>535743015
>things are so dire americans are in-store pricing each other now
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>>535743685
yeah, until maybe a few years ago the only place id see anyone using instant was in europe.
in fancy coffee circles here in america, instant has made a sort of comeback though. theyve begun to do some min/max'ing of the process from simple spray dried stuff, and the results are pretty amazing.
ive had instant from some craft roasters like verve that beats the pants off of coffee from most brick and mortar cafes.
you gotta pay through the nose for it, though.
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>>535736397
>Instant coffee
Do americans really?
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>>535743856
only honorary jews like op
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>>535736397
Weget espresso for $10 already grounded, lasts about a month.
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>>535736397
I only buy whole bean coffee, and I grind it and steep it instead of using a coffee machine. I could never go back to instant. If you don't mind weighing out a serving and grinding it, I highly recommend it.
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>>535736397
Why the fuck are you drinking dried toilet scrapings? Get some beans and grind them like God intended.
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>>535736397
That's not coffee. That's goydust.
Authentic coffee beans will run you at least $12/lb
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>>535739902
Maybe buy less dildos so you have more money for coffee, faggot?

Naw, you have to lie and find something outrageously priced sold by an OUTSIDE SELLER through WalMart just to act like this is the reality for all coffee. You're just a well-poisoner, ya fucking LIAR
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>>535739902
Maybe cut back, retard. You're too high-strung. Chill thr fuck out and get quality coffee from a small plantation. Failing that, maybe invest in some sturdy twine and learn to braid rope. Get a fucking grip. My son broke my french press a few months back. I learned to improvise with a dollar store coffee machine. Man the fuck up.
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>>535736397
coffee is a luxury good. nobody is forcing you to consume it. the english have learned how to brew tea so maybe you can too.
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My adhd meds cost me $2 per day and last 12 hours. They’re also smoother than caffeine, which I can get for free from work but usually avoid because it’s a dirty drug. Coffee beans and the pots you brew them in are full of disgusting mold. Tea is the thinking man’s brew of choice.
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>>535739902
Nigger, I've had a lifelong fear of spiders. Last night I picked up a golden orb weaver and she hung out on my hands and left web trails. Stop fearing change you fucking loser. Time waits for no man, if you could call yourself a man. Get the fuck up and get moving. I used to put down 3 cans of ghost a day and have totally kicked caffeine. You fucking pussy.
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>>535740402
Nogger, do you actually have a job? Fucking pathetic.
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>>535736397
Do cocaine, it's cheaper
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>>535736397

drink tea, it is the europoor's coffee.
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>>535736397
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>>535736397
Let me guess - you sit in the same chair all day, pissing into Mountain Dew bottles, then also bitch after sunset that the room is too dark.
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>>535736705
low IQ leaf(jeet)
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>>535745384
Why not both?
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>>535745791

because euros are disgusting goblins that love slurping tea because it reminds them of the migrant cock they warm up to every night.
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you can get beans for $10/lb and grind them right there and it'll be cheaper and better than any folgers or maxwell house.
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>>535736397
Get cash back bro, it pays for itself
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>>535736397
kcups off of Amazon is decent coffee.
even the amazon basic coffee isn't that bad
Target brand coffee is really good (Good n Gather)
the coffee is like 50 cents a kcup. sometimes super sales like 2 for 1. so its a quarter.
you can always by a bag of beans for 7 bucks and grind your own. of course you need filters which are usually 4 bucks a box.

I dont know why anyone would buy instant coffee outside of being an emergency supply
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>>535736397
Sams is 14 bucks for flogers
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>>535745129
>Coffee beans and the pots you brew them in are full of disgusting mold
coffee beans are fermented and are full of things that are good for you.
your coffee pot being full of mold is a skill issue.
if you were actually a thinking man, and not a neurotic, medicated retard, you'd pick coffee over tea.
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>>535736397
Get the small pack of insta coffees for 1-2 dollars retard
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>>535739639
>And it tastes like shit too.
It's weak but neither this nor the folgers freeze dried shit ever came across bad to me. You aren't scalding it are you?
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>>535746473
nescafe is shit no matter how you prepare it.
shit beans, shit processing, and over roasting make for shit coffee. the fact that it has already been brewed, dried out and must be remade just amplifies how bad it is.
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>>535743856
No, but you do. See >>535743685
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>>535743724
Yeah, I only buy the beans. You know the ground coffee is full of bugs like roaches. The FDA allows up to 10% of the grounds to be roaches. That's the funny joke in the coffee world, guys saying they won't eat bugs having a cup of joe.
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>>535746406
Tea has more polyphenols, less cortisol spike, is less acidic and doesn’t disrupt sleep like coffee. Its superior in every way
>fermented so it’s good
I bet you drink the hoppy goy brew too
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>>535746563
>nescafe is shit no matter how you prepare it.
I guess I can't account for taste but all I know is you absolutely can prepare it in a way that's significantly worse than other ways. My brother in law was complaining about that kind of instant coffee being acrid and disgusting and when I asked him about it I quickly came to find that nobody ever told him how instant coffee is supposed to be brewed so he was just dumping boiling water onto a couple heaping spoonfulls of the stuff in a mug and scalding the dogshit out of it. When you compare that to what it tastes like when you dissolve it in a small amount of cool water first before dumping hot water in the difference is night and day.

Obviously if I have the choice I'm brewing some real shit not the super processed homogenized freeze dried stuff, but sometimes that's all there is or the conditions make brewing the real thing not feasible. In those cases not scalding the fuck out of an already mediocre product goes a long way to make the stuff palatable.
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>>535746731
>stereotypical teafag seething about coffee chads
indeed i do also have hoppy brew, and its the funniest thing, im way less mentally ill and insecure than you, billy-no-mates.

just messing, im stocked to the brim with every kind of tea. ive been into fermented oolongs that have crazy fruit bomb characteristics recently, i have this one called milk oolong that tastes like a tropical punch mixed w/ green tea. its still in a head to head competition with a more "regular" oolong called "monkey-pick" though, its hard to give up the gold standard.
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>>535746968
>you absolutely can prepare it in a way that's significantly worse than other ways
100% true. if you go above 195F in most coffees you ruin them and kill the more subtle characteristics.

i have packets of instant from verve that are next level, but i will almost always take the extra 10-20 min to do it right with whole bean.
it was a substantial investment for the gear though, i can see why people that just want morning caffeine would never bother.
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>>535736397
>>535738196
>>535738196
For Kenyan AA coffee, the price is approximately $8–$10 per kilogram for standard auction lots.
1
Premium micro-lots can reach $12–$15 per kilogram.
1
The average price across all grades has remained around $385 per bag ($7.70/kg)


get a french press fuck it get 10 sell them to your friends and import 10kg then sell 1kg increments in hilariously shady ways to your friends and then sue some detective when he splatters you across the pavement for selling coffee

in all seriousness you absolutely should be bulk buying from source where applicable

if you pull together like 30k you could import like a half tonne of premium with an insane retail from source

just call all the producers directly and pick it up from the port

but that sounds super complicted *hey im calling about buying some coffie where do you export from and too

*we use x and x*

awsome how much would 10kg be and do you have contact numbers for x and x

you could daisy chain it together in an afternoon since you will be saveing like 5+k

every price you get *use a calculator*
tell them you will give them a little extra for being so helpful

its going to be $4000 for x kilo
"thank you ill send 4200 so you can have a little for yourself just mark the deal at 4k"

gg you will actually get what you ask for it will be smoother than butter and save you thousands
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>>535737536
No idea, but I have the same one. Can't complain about it.
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>>535736397
I buy my coffee from based Wyoming monks because they're using the money to build a monastery in Meteetse... fucking Wyoming. Not even joking.
mysticmonkcoffee.com
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stop drinking instant sloppa jesus
buy a fucking machine and grind your own it's not even hard
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>>535736788
This is what I drink, but I was in the military, and I'm used to the most utter disgusting zogslop coffee so anything is better than the shit I drank in my early to late 20s
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>>535747412
>thats actually badass
you just know the monks make good coffee because all day everyday they are thinking about tweaking it to get right with the lord


burnt out
lets look over the blend's so we cam inviven the proles
tired
lets see if father john can cook something up everybody loves his couture expresso

yfw monks used to grow tabacoo and all kinds of shit

imagine putting 40 dudes in a giant building and all they do is read the bible talk and study things

then you give them a communal project like tabaco cultivation or coffee making

its almost impossible to not get a good product

best of all they actually want you to have a good product because it reflects on them and thus spreads the gospel

i wonder how the tax works though
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>>535737536
The one. The only.
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>>535740479
why do people even buy theese machines

litterly you are just pouring hot water over the granuals

your paying 5k for a kettle with some dogshit plastic prongs to hold the granuals for you

or am i missing something?

its like a thermomiter a filter and a kettle combined.....
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>>535736397
14 oz container.
2 teapsoons for a 12 oz cup according to the back.
That's a cup a day for 42 days.
That's around 60 cents a cup.
Quit being poor.
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>>535748095
youre pretty much on the money.

the tall commercial ones with the metal basket and plumbed hot water are great, but youre gonna be shelling out beaucoup bucks for it.
they can have rotating water nozzles and programmable brew parameters and everything.

the tiny ones are probably pretty bad though. youd be better off getting a fancy consumer level option if you want something smaller.
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>>535736397
I use anger and spite, works better than trying to slog along on stimulants.
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>>535736397
Coffee is not good for you
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>>535748095
>>535748095
combine
thermomiter a filter and a kettle

with a notebook and you just saved a fortune and loose nothing

infact you just gained flexibility

maybe you like it a few degrees colder than the whatever setting

maybe you want an over-roast >>535748910


i can already hear the sales pitch

"ITS AN AT HOME BARISTA"
tens of billions made on this and im sat here unable to afford sushi
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>>535739639
All coffee tastes the same. Unless you grind it on the spot then it tastes different. But still like shit
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>>535739788
That was like $15 you lying sack of shit. And I used to get paid $10 an hour, now I get $24 for the same job. There's not much difference
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>>535746968
this anon has worked in an office before where the real coffee gets stolen immediately, I can tell.
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>>535749092
i run a fancy coffee spot, its really the only place for a machine like the one that anon or i pictured, well any machine really, save for a marzocco linea mini or a la pavoni lever for home espresso.

i nearly always stick with a chemex glass funnel, scale, and gooseneck kettle with heat dial for home use, because time is usually running lower than anything.
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>>535740188
Your liver makes the only antioxidants you need. Exogenous antioxidants are poison.
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>>535736397
Jews don’t want you to know this but you can buy caffeine pills in bulk on amazon
>https://www.amazon.com/Nutricost-Caffeine-Pills-Serving-Capsules/dp/B01MY5CW7S/ref=mp_s_a_1_2_sspa?
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>>535748910
Once you try cowboy coffee you will never go back. Cowboy coffee over charcoal beats flame. Filters are effete
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>>535736397

>$25 for 14 oz of Nescafae
>$1.78 an oz

I bought 36 ounces of Lavazza whole beans for $17 yesterday, $0.48 an oz for much better coffee than what you're buying. For $1.78 an oz I could easily buy the fancy coffee I only treat myself to on holidays.

You're just a chump OP.
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>>535736397
How much goddamn coffee are you drinking? Buy better coffee and drink less of it.
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>>535736397
>25 dollary doos
let me guess, California?
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This thread is like a fever dream of a chatgoypt conversation I had like a week ago. I wanted it to recommend me low cost machines not drip makers, realized its more than I want to spend. I cant stand drip makers, and my wife ruins them every time by leaving it on all day resulting in a nasty persistent coffee maker taste thats unbearable. Probably the condensate dripping on the element.

Not picky, I can drink pretty much any coffee as long as its not burnt or completely fucked. Anyway I was about to get a moka pot. Should I? Ive done french press in the past, wasn't thrilled, and im doing a real ghetto pour over situation currently. I just want hot strong coffee, though id like an espresso vibe with crema. Either way i just want a couple cups of good hot strong coffee.
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You can buy beans relatively cheap, grind them, and use a stop over. Better coffee and it's probably cheaper.
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>>535750068
>and my wife ruins them every time by leaving it on all day resulting in a nasty persistent coffee maker taste thats unbearable.

Get a coffee maker with a thermos carafe instead of a heating element. The heating element cooks the coffee and ruins it if you keep it on whereas the thermos will keep the coffee hot without applying more heat to it.

I'd recommend spending about $40 or $50 on a basic burr grinder so you can buy whole beans and grind them easily and then I'd get a drip coffee maker with a thermos. I'm an addict so I bought a Mocca Master; but you should be able to get a decent coffee maker with a thermos carafe for under $150.
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>>535736397
210 cups for $25 holy shit nigger you're POOR. Just drink the free goymeth juice at work.
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>>535749828
oh, i have.
it sucks. its for people that dont know what theyre doing, but want to feel or sound cool when making it poorly.
qahwa is better by a mile.
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>>535750289
Nah I meant the internal element. Im done with coffee like 30 minutes after it brews, she leaves it on for hours for no reason. The conensation in the tank drips on it and scorches. You can drink it right after it brews and it tastes worse than a burnt pot. Like the whole thing is ruined, its absolutely vile.
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>>535750068
We run a bunn here. It's nice but had to make a adjustment to it. You put a ss reducer at the sprayer. it sprays a bit too much without it. But it makes coffee really fast and the water is always boiling hot inside (it stays like that to make coffee instantly and stays clean). I won't go back to the other ones. Key was reducing the spray on it. It wants to spray like waterworld.

>>535750289

Get a Yeti thermos. Those things are mae by aliens.
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>>535750431
I used to make Turkish coffee with cardomon. Made right cowboy is just as good. Same principal, a little finicky. I think it's the temperature profile starting with warm extraction moving to hot
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>>535736397
Buy in bulk.
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>>535737755
hey, there's a good amount of GV stuff that's just fine
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>>535746473
It's not very good. It's better when it's fresh which actually reminds me of another problem with these: the packaging is shit and lets too much air in. They go stale before you can finish them. To be fair the Tasters Choice is halfway acceptable but still not great. If you get the regular one, when that goes stale it smells and tastes like rusty nails. An extremely strong and pungent metallic smell. It is so fucking nasty.
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>>535740239
this

>>535736397
alternatively one can use aeropress if one prefers less strong coffee than mokka.

and of course +1 to all chads suggesting whole beans coffee
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>>535736397
just get a green house and coffee plants and grow your own coffee its legal to do just like tobacco.
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>>535736397
same price here, stop complaining pajeet.
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>>535754133
Damn, they're really fleecing you then.
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>>535739902
>THOUGHT I'D LOOK AT INSTANT AND THAT SHIT IS THROUGH THE ROOF
Instant is horrible quality and if you knew how they made it you would never drink it. Instant coffee is for retards like europeans who can't even use a drip machine with grounds.
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>>535736397
you can pay with klarna and pay over a certain time period :)
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>>535736788
>>535736397
The poor man's coffee is chicory coffee.
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>>535736397
The vile mutt and his instant slop strikes again
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>>535736397
I can't believe you drink that on porpoises. I only have instant for emergencies or for camping. Even then I go with Kopiko instant cappuccino.
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coffee is bad for you
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>>535756829
Roasted chicory, dandelion root and toasted yaupon holly. Get it right medpack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whVvriNe71c&t=158s
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>>535748095
>some dogshit plastic prongs to hold the granuals for you
I got the stainless basket, no plastic. Yeah its a fancy pour-over, but it works.
>>535748910
>youd be better off getting a fancy consumer level option if you want something smaller.
I've had the fancy $250+ cucksumer ones and they don't last or work as good as the Bunn I bought - Not the behemoth you show.
>>535750289
Had the Mocamaster - Way overpriced for what it is. Now sitting in the garage in a box.Plus their customer service sucks ass.
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>>535737536
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>>535736397
I bought a 32oz bag of Tim Horton's whole bean original roast whole bean coffee on Amazon for $15.95. Not a bad buy in orange daddys ruined tariff economy. Of course you have to grind it. Who raised you? Instant coffee is for faggots only.
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>>535736577
Absolute truth, goyim can fuck off and cry in the goycorner
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>>535739639
I generally hate instant coffee but that one actually gets a pass from me, the best instant coffee is actually the starbucks via packets but theyre definitely more expensive.
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>>535736397
try going to a shop that doesn't exclusively sell walls.
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>>535758372
Oh come on don't be like that.
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>>535736397
bro just get the generic version
it possibly comes out of the same factory anyway
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>>535744870
>goydust
fucking lost

but yeah i just realized goydust is much cheaper than even like on-sale kcups. you can find kcups on sale for 30 cents each which seems like a breddy gud brice for a cup of shitty emergency morning coffee but if you do the math on instant it's cheaper assuming you can resist the temptation to put too much in your cup. like OP's $25 for 397g comes to like 11 cents per coffee with restraint and 18 cents per coffee with moderate lack of self control. it is the cheapest option overall and saves counter space and has the densest storage.
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>>535736397
I swapped for caffeine supplements. It wasn't about the price though, coffee give me jitters too much now.
>but muh hot beverage
Swap it for bone or chicken broth, it's better for you anyways. I know I did. It gets me the runs in the morning and everything.
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>>535736788
>snap EBT eligible
Perfect for gorilla niggers like OP.
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>>535736397
>>535736788
Muttland really is cooked
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>>535736397
Coffee is for closers only.
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>>535759580
dick sucking nigger pedophile found.
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>>535736397
Please please please come back to this thread and give us a QRD of the series of terrible life choices that brought you to the point where your net worth is sub 25 dollars.
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>>535736397
last time I bought the 7oz jar it was $9
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>>535755603
You made it sound so bad but it’s literally just pressing and drying the coffee with heat or cold. Am I missing something? There’s even a flash cooling method that’s supposed to taste better.
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>>535736397
I thought that Americans were rich?
You can't afford £20 for three months worth of dogshit instant coffee?
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>>535736397
if you drink coffee you're the lowest tier subhuman possible
literally makes your sweat, breath and hair stink
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>>535736788
I drink this and it tastes fine. People are nigger brained and addicted to name brands. It’s all the same. In fact, the big name brands are lower their quality and the “knock offs” are slightly better nowadays.
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>>535736788
>>535737755
>the nigger brand
this coffee has fentanyl in it? wow
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>>535737536
A french press. imagine heating up water and pouring it through plastic before you drink it
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>>535761093
same, just had a cup this morning. just add a little milk and it tastes good. i also have a grinder and high end beans but i just end up drinking great value instant because its fine, easy and cheap
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>>535736397
210 cups should last you years. How many of those do you go through?
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>>535764041
>210 cups should last you years
Not if you drink 4+ a day like a normal person.
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>>535736907
Quality instant coffee can be mixed directly into milk for a delicious flavor you will never get to enjoy.
That said, I have 50 pounds of green coffee beans in storage for when my pre-roasted supply runs out. I look forward to trying my hand at it.
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>>535736397
instant has more acrylamide that is formed when foods are heated and processed
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>>535740410
>a disgusting little item that thing is. makes some of the worst coffee on earth
you just don't know how to use it
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>>535736397
I bought a 12 ounce bag of coffee literally yesterday for $7.
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>>535736397
Everything costs $20 now. My coworkers, both of them are korean and I kid you not they spend at least $30 each on salads every day, and I know they aint making that in an hour. Watch, shit will get so expensive soon where the cracks will start showing. Can't have everything be expensive, and then im sure they will try to stimulate the economy with more handouts to make the problem even more worse. I honestly dont think Trumps economy will survive 2028, and im not some crazy liberal either, im just being real.
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>>535749907
As someone who lived in California for over 40 years I can tell you that Texas and California are basically the same state. Even states like PA and MD, they might as well be California. High prices are everywhere now, the gas prices people used to bitch about in California are now here on the east coast.
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>>535738266
i cant even drink instant coffee it makes my stomach go insane
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>>535736397
Just grow your own coffee, stop being a faggot and falling for scarcity mindset, money literally grows on trees!
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>>535739713
>my poor tummy wummy
Fuck you, drink it black and strong.
Shits cheap as fuck and works fine
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>>535736705
What are health benefits of cow urine ramshit?
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>>535736397
Steal it
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>>535736397
People who drink coffee from a jar give me the ick.
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>>535736705
Your habit is nigger semen
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>>535736397
Jer might sell you his supply for next to nothing once it inevitably expires.
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>>535736397
>Goes to walmart site
>Finds most insane 3rd party price. Not unlike how a 4" clay pot is $30 from some
>Claims it's a real price
>Posts on chan ad nauseum as a demoralization bait slide thread

I unironically pay $7-9/kg of whole lavazza beans. Sometimes that price for ground bricks of high end lavazza coffee. Also $7/kg for ground flavored or others
Or when I got 12lb of ground bustelo bricks for $30, despite not being a fan $5.50/kg ie 2.2lb)
Coffee lovers know their deals. I unironically have about 30lbs of coffee stocked up from deals
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>>535771031
he was drop shipping, he isn't storing product
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>>535736397
just do what shitskins do and put like 6 of does cup things in yo purse sis, they always be open in shiet at samsclub they know we be hurtin, all da girls be doin it get yous sis
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> Votes for the Anti Christ
> "Why does satan do this to me"
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>>535736397
>nescafe
>taster’s choice
>golden label
>100% coffee
Who do you think you are?
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>>535736397
>makes up to 210 cups.
Bro is crashing out over 12 cents a cup.
If you get a coffee bean grinder and whole beans, it's even cheaper and tastes better.
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>>535736397
Nescafe instant coffee is known to be an extremely expensive product. IDK why. Normal coffee is way cheaper than that albeit much more expensive than a couple years ago.
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>>535736397
$12 for 250 days of caffeine
stop destroying your stomach lining with that acidic bullshit
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>>535736397
Nescafe has robusta beans and tastes like crap. Try this stuff, it actually tastes like coffee because it's 100% arabica beans
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>>535739713
>>535739639
>>535739988
>>535751950
>>535754830
You are a stupid moron, burn yourself with boiling water.
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>>535736397
>>535736397
>>535736397
NOOOOO
THE
GOYIM
CANNOT
AFFORD
THE
GOYSLOP

I
DON'T
CARE
STUPID
INCEL

YOU'RE
PROBABLY
BROWN
SO
YOU'RE
IRRELEVANT

MY
FELLOW
WEIMERIMUTT
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>>535773801
coffee expert here, you’re retarded
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>>535736907
>>535736907
>>535736907
PLEASE
BE PATIENT
WEIMERIMUTTS HAVE AUTISM AND RACE MIXING
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>>535736788
After drinking whole bean coffee this shit tastes like something coming out of Satan's asshole.
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>>535736397
>$25 for a jar of instant slop at Wal-mart. THERE IS NO INEXPENSIVE COFFEE AT ALL ANYWHERE I LOOKED IRL I LOOKED ONLINE FUCK YOU TRUMP IT WAS EXPENSIVE A YEAR AGO IT'S INSANE NOW

My lawn mower blades were $106 free shipping last June
They are in my cart right now for $199 + $30 shipping today, Kinda crazy how some shit has skyrocketed.

If you remember that oceangoing container shipper hitting the bridge in Boston, there was something about a major coffee bean hub in that harbor that was said to have a major impact on coffee prices. My wife drinks like 6 cups a day at different times of day and we stocked up and bought all we could to get her by. It only lasted about 6 months and then we started having to buy the coffee at the elevated prices. That was 2 years ago her coffee was like $6.75 a box and now it is like $10.29 a box.
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>>535741006
It looks like its within the normal deviations there, some people probably switched from buying in person at starbucks to buying it online, since those stores buy in so much bulk, their decreased orders might explain that downwards blip, but again there was a similar decline in 2017 and 2019 too, according to the graph it looks like coffee prices spike around the end/beginning of the year when its colder and drop during the middle of the year when its warmer.
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>>535775851
Same. My family uses those kpods because were trying to speedrun cancer and they went from $21 to $33 just over the past couple years for the pack.
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>>535737755
>$5 is $10
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>>535739902
why are you yelling? maybe you need to drink less coffee
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>$9.99 at trader joe's
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>>535736397
That's not even real coffee.
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>>535746731
Tea is undrinkable for me because covid killed over 50% of my sense of taste/smell and it never returned (unvaxxed pureblood, only got sick once) and now all tea, and I mean ALL TEA, tastes like hot water. And drinking hot water is disgusting.
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>>535736705
It gives me fuck you
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>>535736397
Nescafe is $8 at Aldi's
Go there instead of jew-mart and experience german efficiency
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>>535736397
>makes 210 cups
that's like less than 15 cents a cup if you have to pay shipping you broke bozo
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>>535777160
210 6oz servings
If you drink 20oz as a serving like a normal person you're already down to 50 servings
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>>535736397
That ain't even real coffee you faggot
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>>535736397
Order it from the UK. They are broke and as a result they still charge sensible prices.
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>>535739788
Has your pay not gone up over the last 5 years?
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>>535751201
The instant coffee is NOT among those items.
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>>535746731
So which ones can help with having bad breath even after brushing?
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>>535736788
Weird that this is cheaper by oz than the larger container. My girlfriend and I used to drink a lot of coffee through a Keurig I cut the k-cup sensor wire to. I stopped mostly then stopped buying filters for it, so this is what she drinks now. She likes it well enough. To me it's pretty bad but passable if you really want a cup.
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>>535750786
liking it is whats important, desu. cowboy coffee is too on the bitter earthy end with no real character, this problem gets worse when you use the light roast beans i prefer. darker roasts definitely benefit from cowboy style and other longer/hotter extractions.
the only coffee i like any amount of cafestol in is espresso, so i stick with filtered drip for daily driving.

>>535758098
as long as you drink the coffee straight away youre probably right. im almost positive they get better as time passes too, so manybe theyve substantially improved.

>>535768217
oh i do. it still sucks.
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>>535743562
>microplastics
latest buzzword.
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Imagine snorting a single line of coke in the morning, a little bump at noon, a little afternoon bump. Cheap, appetite suppressor, motivation activated. Only, and only if it is legal.
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>>535736397
Get your own coffee plantation and grow your own beans and stop complaining



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