Why do Bongs still eat like it is WW2 and they have to hide from bombs in the bunkers, this would be akin to Croats still eating Truman's powdered eggs?
brother, bongs are unemployed and apparently like 30% of the youth think they have a mental illness. none of them can afford a house, I think they're ironically justified eating cheap stuff now.
>>535776537It's comfort food from when he was a child during austerity. I hate that preachy faggot, but this is normal.
>>535776537WWII will be over when we say it's over.
>>535776537He's an xman
>>535776537Better than some of the corn syrup monstrosities that Americans eat for breakfast
>>535776741Why do you eat so much chewna?
>>535776537
nothing wrong with beans on toast
>>535777106But why fucking baked beans? I love beans, trust me. But baked beans are the nastiest goddamned things ever. Even black beans would've been better. Or kidney beans
I routinely stick up for bong food culture.But baked beans are actually fucking digusting slop not fit for humans.>tasteless plant lumps coated in the cheapest, fakest ketchup-water known to manThis is not fit for human consumption. This is actually indian-tier food. Even danish proles still ate pork, you wannabe vegan poos.I've eaten baked beans twice in my 35 years of existence and that was 3 times too many.
>>535777169Cannellini or Pinto beans are the perfect texture and flavour for beans on toast. Once you go down the road of "I make my own beans" "What about kidney beans" it stops being the real deal
>>535776537It may look weird but if it is nutritious enough, it's okay, especially helpful during long alcohol withdrawals when body needs proteins, vitamins of the group B, electrolytes and other.
luv me nan, luv me scran, luv me DAN
>>535777106https://youtube.com/shorts/ZO3VHRlNsZM>>535777169black beans are some tex mex new world shit, they sell more volume in latin america than baked(navy) beans do in europe and the US unrelated, pic of some fat people I found on horses --- when US cavalry used horses one of the requirements was that you weigh 150lbs or less :D
>>535777552Danny Dyers.
>>535777169They're completely different to your baked beans. Lived in the US and yes, your baked beans on toast would be disgusting. Don't get me wrong - your beans definitely are fine in their own right, just don't work on toast like British baked beans do.Ironically, the British baked beans (navy beans) were originally American.The closest I found in the states without going to a British shop was the vegetarian beans in tomato sauce (not the barebecue/brown sauce).A lot of people who've tried them and describe the sauce as watery (see the Dane above), you've eaten super-cheap crap beans so no wonder you didn't like it. You won't try it again, but if you do, Heinz or, even better, Branston beans, salted butter on nearly-overdone white toast. Add cheese, egg, bacon or ham if you're feeling frisky.Beans on toast is not a poverty meal (although those do exist and are still made here, not defending our "cuisine" just specifically beans on toast), it's just a nice simple childhood meal that can be made in pretty much any circumstance. You can do it on a campfire or a student bedsit with a toaster and a microwave.
>>535777700Heinz is our company, you twat. Just admit that Brits cannot cook to save their asses. >>535777587You can't cook either, faggot.
>>535777700I don't fucking eat canned beans because I'm not some hillbilly or white trash. I'm Sicilian and English. I can actually cook. And generally outcook the lot of you since I've worked in the service industry for many years.
Best bong food is Shepherds Pie when done right
>>535777700I hope this is you doing a bit, because otherwise you need to get sectioned. Actual lunacy.
>>535776537>Hey Google, show me some traditional Serbian foodMother of God..
>>535777860Explain why you guys like jacket potatoes.
>>535777810>I'm not some hillbilly or white trash.>I'm Sicilian(trash) and English(white). keep making that tex mex shit mutt
Croatian food Meat stew and hand rolled home made pasta.
>>535778139Keep eating your fucking dino nuggies, queer.
>>535778240stews predate croatias existence anon
>>535777872For eating a delicious meal that is still less than a pound a pop? Sorry if it's not hygge enough for you.Nah. Still have it at least once or twice a week for breakfast. >>535777746 Heinz is a US company but the baked beans are made here in the largest canning factory in the world.Am definitely not a hillbilly or white trash, and I literally said in my comment that I'm not defending our cuisine (although there is plenty to defend).
>>535776537I don't know what Croatian boomers eat. Tell us.
>>535777552>Come on mate, pack it in, I don't wanna have sex with your wife. Even though from the preview, I'd see id have a ruddy good time
>>535778354I didn't grow up with a mutt family like you, that looks extremely average
>>535778240>croat foodYou're iron curtain serbs who eat buckwheat and jellied bullshit.
>>535778411So explain to me why Brits like jacket potatoes. Face it, Nigel: most British cuisine is very bland and antiquated. This isn't the rationing era anymore. You don't have to eat out of cans anymore. People didn't have access to the same ingredients in the same quantities and so food was more bland and boring, and a whole generation of children (mostly Boomers) were brought up with that food. Yet you guys still consume the most God awful shit and I will never understand why. My mother and grandmother were full blooded English and the way they cooked was just embarrassing. My Sicilian father never liked my mothers food.
>>535778604Then duplicate it. Or anything that I could make. You can't. Because you're a low brow faggot.
>>535778640What's wrong with a jacket potato? You guys eat plenty of them too. Get the skin crispy and load them with cheese and butter (like loaded skins) and the middle with a bit of pepper is nice on its own or blended with cream cheese like philadelphia or boursin.If it fits your little worldview to think we're eating as if it was rationing, go ahead but we're happy here with our healthier food, lower rates of obesity, diabetes and longer life expectancy.As for Sicilly, a place for classic peasant food. Nothing wrong with it but it is peasant tood, so maybe take a step or two off your high cavalla.
>>535779049>creamcheese, potatoes, butter, cheeseYou have the tastebuds of 7 year-old morbidly obese kid from Wisconsin. I'd compare you to a section 8 ghetto nigger from America too, but they at least know about spices.You keep outing yourself as a subhuman.
>>535776537Jewish occupation since Cromwell
>>535776537patrick stewart grew up in extreme poverty
lol.lmao.rofl even.
Bong food is still prevalent here in the colonies and I don't eat the majority of it. The cheap shit like beans on toast is hard to defend beyond being quite nourishing for how little it costs. High brow British staples like scotch eggs go hard as fuck though, if you disagree it's because you've never had one
Beans on buttered toast is actually good. I use these
>>535778801>plebbit picof fucking course
>>535779951You lost tranny
>>535776537It's nostalgia food.
Pic relWhich group are you and what is the toughest thing your generation has faced?
>>535776537Beans on toast is just like literally any other food on toast, people eat it as they actually enjoy it because it is good. It is in no way associated with the war. You can keep tins of beans for years, they go with anything, one day you feel like putting them on toast, that is all.
>>535782212Nigger.
>>535779297>you eat poverty food!>you eat like an obese kid from America!>you eat jeet food!>you don't know about spices!That flag can't hide your nigger mutt brain, Cletus, you seething sack of shit. LOL
>>535777169>But baked beans are the nastiest goddamned things ever. Even black beans would've been better. Or kidney beansNo they aren't, and that would taste like absolute shit. I know for a fact they serve them constantly in the US navy and everyone likes them and calls them navy beans, cowboys lived off them, medieval knights lived off them, the Union army lived off them and they were the first convenience food. They are literally the single most versatile foods in existence.
>>535776537Those are shitty beans too. We make our own over here and only use the canned beans as a base for our baked beans. T. Just rinsed a can of Bushes Baked Beans to get rid of the nasty ass "sauce". These poors eat it straight from the can. Absolutely detestible.
>>535782439Ignore that cun, he's a lying fat bitchsee >>535778801 >>535781921
>>535777810>I'm Sicilian and EnglishSo, nothing then
>>535778640>People didn't have access to the same ingredients in the same quantities and so food was more bland and boringNo such thing as "bland" or "boring" food,only White self loathing and browns with nuked tastebuds burnt out from too much capsaicin.
>>535782095>Which group are you and what is the toughest thing your generation has faced?opening a tin of beans like OP
>>535782413Jeg er en dansk kok, din ærkemongol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qse2dR-Pvu8You'd probably love COPEnhagen, but then I realized the food scene is too evolved 4 u, subhuman nigger.
>>535777106This. It's actually pretty delicious. Very simple meal to make too.
>>535776537>Why do Bongs still eat like it is WW2they eat like that so the Muslim hoards can eat their women and children. They are an irrelevant people and nation today. Video relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvrMLzdnUU0
>>535782725If you're a nigger who's never been in a kitchen, sure. Stfu ossie.
>>535778640You have got no idea what British people eat beyond meme threads you fucking retard, it is literally the exact same shit as is served everywhere in america, there is zero difference besides some names and many American versions are genuinely inferior like the vile fucking sausages. But then you have to consider that all your food is made from deliberately poisoned GMO shit that Africans won't eat at ten times the price, your same tired bullshit all the time is meaningless and irrelevant.
>>535782686Seething google translating. Fucking debloat yourself, mutt.
>>535779799Those who grow up in extreme poverty don't become absolute fruitcakes later in life. It is sad to see your heroes on TV growing up end up doing shit like kissing Gandalf in their spare time and generally acting like flaming libtards when off-screen.
Mutt food, btw
>>535782584>cook bacon>sautée onions and shallot in bacon fat with butter if not enough fat>add garlic and sautée until fragrant>add white wine to deglaze>cook off alcohol>salt and pepper>add white vinegar>add BBQ sauce>add ketchup>add mustard>add chopped bacon>add RINSED AND DRIED BEANS>Transfer to clay pot>salt and pepper to taste>stick in oven for 45 minsThere. You now have actually good baked beans and not sloppa.
>>535779049Yeah a baked potato, a literal fucking potato with heat applied to it. This is too icky to these retards but they'll cram their fat craws with GMO potatoes fried in fucking battery acid
>>535776537Good question. You see them posting the traditional English breakfast all the time but that was meant for a British coal miner who worked in a mine all day and not an obese British woman working off a hangover
>>535783038Mutt, shut the fuck up
>>535777169Grow up
>>535782686> Jeg er en dansk kok> kokIt still could mean "a cat", right?
>>535776537>Britain today without Indians
>>535782847Sucks not to be able to enjoy simple meals.I appreciate a lot of food.
>>535783162We mvst retvrn
>>535783108What is it with low IQ brown euros who wash away any criticism with "no u"? You guys rally are at room temperature IQ with how you act like niggers
>>535782925>google translateOnly natives would be aware of Banjo's Likørstue, but you tried.No flipping the topic, we'll remain laser focused on you eating like a subhuman. Beans for turdies and the """""tomato"""""-style sauce is just cheap ketchup water.Say something, nigger.
>>535783108Fucking lol>dis is sum guud eatingsNo wonder mutts are infested with worms. The quality of your beef does not make this safe meal
>>535776537Became their culture. They no longer remember food before the wars. Plus, they didn't have much food worth remembering to begin with.
>>535782914You just embodied the retarded eurofaggot meme while complaining that we don't know what you eat because of memes. Lmao. Eating baked beans from a can is gross. If you cant be assed to make your own baked beans in a clay pot you're retarded. Once you make your own baked beans you will never be able to eat that slop again. Its not hard or expensive. You can even make your own BBQ sauce for cheap if you aren't an inbred nigger retard.
>>535783243>All meat needs to be welldoneYou need to stop outing yourself, bud. And you eat burgers, but the mutts don't eat baked beans unironically.
>>535783228>fatty is still trying to pull it off. Kek
>>535776537Baked beans on toast is awesome though.
>>535783243>>535783108These look gross and inedible. Idk what you're trying to prove.
>>535783390>polydactylyeven they aren't that inbred, this is ai slop
>>535783162Impressive. Let's see the crime and drug addiction statistics.
>>535783465>>535783501KWAB
>>535783375We eat baked beans but we make them ourselves. Canned baked beans are nasty. I literally just put mine in the oven. I even have a clay bean pot that is exclusively used for baked beans and baked beans only.
>>535777169It's not baked beans it just looks identical. It's savory, not super sweet.
>535783148I don't engage russoid flags.>>535783390What a low IQ non-sequitor. Genuinely embarrassing at this point, bean eater.
>>535783595>we wuz dem euros n shit
>>535783581Sorry to say, but I know more about your food culture than you do, and no you don't eat baked beans.
>Buck statusBroken.
>"my country is pathetic and bad but how about no u"why are the euros always like thus?
He’s having it with a tea earl grey hot. It’s crazy how Captain Picard aged so much, But Captain Kirk who is older, sounds and looks better.
you can make great food with simple ingredients. bongs just don't want to. they enjoy eating canned slop.
>>535783685Lol. Ok? Its memorial day here and we eat baked beans when we GRILL. Which today is a grill day. I make some fire ass baked beans that aren't from a Heinz can. You would eat them and you would love them. They are basically candy. Garlic, shallot, onion, bacon, butter, red wine reduction, white vinegar, tomato paste, brown sugar, beans, salt, pepper, paprika, etc. Theyre amazing.
>>535783768>But Captain Kirk who is older, sounds and looks better.You assume that is true because you see occasional images of him but I don't think he puts out a lot of videos of him. IMO when celbs go radio silent is when they are dying like I kept saying "what ever happened to Sean Connery" and a week later he was dead
>>535783809>they enjoy eating canned slop.
>>535783451It's pretty good for something you just pull out of a can and put on toast, which is the point. Yet we don't pretend children's cereal and PB&J sandwiches are the height of mutt food, because we aren't disingenuous niggers
>>535776537Beans and toast is actually quite nice. Quick, easy, filling. It doesn't hold a candle to say, biscuits and gravy, but it's not bad at all.
>>535783809>bongs just don't want to they enjoy eating canned slopAnd people wonder why we now live a decade longer than you. I've never eaten canned food nor will I ever.
>>535784019Geg
>>535784060I like how a Croat made this thread but America is still being attacked for some reason
>>535776537They have celebrities eat like thay to convince the populace they dont need to eat better foods. >look SIR patrick stewart is eating the same meal as me, it must be goodIm not implying US cuisine is any better either, at least bongs eat real ingredients, beans and toast actually is tasty and filling and if you add some pork its awesome and makes the jews kvetch.
>>535784060>>535784132Canned baked beans are fucking gross. You can easily make good baked beans so if a restaurant is serving shitty canned Heinz baked beans and this has become a national fucking dish then your nation is pathetic and all opinions are discarded. >>535784019Never seen a canned chicken until now. Congrats. This is probably an English delicacy.
>>535784240it's all vpn mutts, you blithering crying newfag>>535784210Man
>>535784430>it's all vpn mutts, you blithering crying newfagwow you are really insane lol
>>535776537Why are his glasses broken?
>>535776537Hey broHere's all my bills, thanks for paying for that. By the way nice lhamas.
>>535783809Never heard of Tartiflette before. Looks pretty good, anon. Thanks!
>>535783934>bbq beansI know more about your food than you do and I did not ask. Kindly, shut the fuck up already.
>>535784240You mean the Croat who hasn't responded to anything yet, in his thread full of mutts?
>>535784570yeah I made it the other week and it was really good. the only problem is getting the cheese for it. the kind you're supposed to use is banned here because it's made with raw milk. I had to go to the rich people grocery store to buy the pasteurized milk substitute and it was $13 for a little wheel of it. there's probably a cheaper cheese you can use instead though.
>>535784672Yea that croat. He made it but the thread is still whine about America. Why are all of you slowly becoming canada where any criticism thrown your way is met with "WHATABOUT AMERICA" you are acting like niggers and jeets who can't handle criticism
>>535784582I didn't ask because there is no doubt that you're full of shit so I took it upon myself to educate you as propriety demands.
>>535776537Why the fuck is he cutting it up like a little bitch just pick the toast up and eat it with beans on top then scoop the rest of the beans on plate of with spoon
>>535784768>starting toIts always been this way. Eurofag isn't a term of endearment. They've always been whiney faggots which is why Canadians (servile crown kissing faggots) follow their lead.
>>535777169Beans with cabbage is one of the best
>>535784768You really are a showcase of that one meme of a bitch throwing shit over a wall and starts crying when it's throwing back at her. Get some bants, fatty
>>535784956Yea but it's Australians now too not just eurocucks like this >>535785024 basically anyone not American is expected not to be criticized at all in any way because whataboutism something America did
>>535784351>if a restaurant is serving shitty canned Heinz baked beans and this has become a national fucking dish then your nation is patheticI have never been to a restaurant that serves baked fucking beans. Do you have American restaurants that serve lucky charms? Or do they serve smoked brisket and ribs? Just as an English restaurant would serve beef wellington and shepherd's pie, you fucking retard
>>535777587>when US cavalry used horses one of the requirements was that you weigh 150lbs or lessThat's a crazy thought. Every dashing cavalier was actually a skinny manlet.
>>535777106But youll shit on skyline.
>>535783006Never seen that in my life and sont recognize it but it looks like its made with actual slow roasted beef
>>53578476890% of the replies are from mutts you illiterate faggot. Should I just start flaming Ethiopians until one turns up?
>>535785112>ive never been to a restaurant that serves baked beansGo to england.
>>535785063>abloo bloo bloo plz no bullyGod, what whiny fucking faggot>>535785292LOL
>>535785329Its an american website, nigger.
>>535777810>Sicilian
>>535785329>no ukek it's like you are a broken bot or shitty AI stuck on loop>>535785362>bullyIt's not even that. You know what bant is? Me going to my best friend and telling him "what up faggot" and him responding with "nothing homo". Insults that are endearing in some way. You faggots though any time you are critical in any way just deflect to America. It's deflection not bants because you are no different than niggers who deflect to whites when they are being criticized. So you admit you are nigger tier correct?
>>535777169>But why fucking baked beans?Bongs mostly use canned heinz beans, which taste like they've been stewed in sweet SpaghettiO's sauce. It's not the worst thing in the world, at the very least it doesn't taste bland.
>>535784210Beffaroni with some cool ranch Doritos. Ambrosia.
>>535785456WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOM They're picking on me again.
>>535785456And you're losing something around 10 billion per year. In 30 years that sums up to 300 billion. Cash or card?
>>535776803More like Ex-Man.
>>535785362>baked beans are a staple item found in nearly every British pub and café, where they are commonly served as part of the Full English Breakfast or as a standalone lunch/dinner optionThat settles why you're being such a butthurt faggot. Lol. They aren't even good baked beans. Just straight out of a Heinz can. Gross
>>535785526>>535785528Since words aren't getting to you maybe this meme video will help you understand what you arehttps://x.com/ImmortalAvatar2/status/1732305496172830985
>>535783243>can't eat raw meat>thinks his opinion is valid
>>535785456>So broken he can't even apply no u correctlyDo your tears taste like saturated fat and plastic as well?
>>535785586Not clicking on your faggy linkCry harder fatboy.
>>535783006Bloody stool sliders?
>>535785584How fat are you exactly?
>>535785681>no u againkek>>535785701You should it depicts how you look and sound like
>>535785396So obviously the thread is going to be filled with Americans, who will in turn be responded to. Fuck me, you "people" really need to be spoonfed everything
>>535785754WAAAAAAAAAAAAMOM he won't click on the link I sent.
>>535784019>>535784210>>535784316>>535783108>>535779951>>535778801>>535776537Smell my cheese you MotherBaked Bean on toast requires a good cheese to finish it off properly
>>535785815look at how much you are seething right now
>>535776537I love me a good plate of digestive plant nubbles over a warm breddy toasties ensemble
>>535785912WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI will tell him that he is seething . . . .that'll teach him.WAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5357857386'4"/230lbs. I could throw you around effortlessly tbqhwyfam.
>>535785974cool saying that annoyed you enough that you had to address it. Thanks for the confirmation my seething friend
>535784820I'm not even gonna read a single word of this.
>>535777035If you're eating Heinz beans you're literally eating chemical goy slop.Try Bramwell's beans, the taste is 100x better I'm not kidding,
>>535783038your recipe is like reading:> add sugar> more sugar> some more sugar
>>535778354Look at that delusion Mutt and laugh.
>>535784754My wife makes these delicious tomato tarts (just a fancy name for some of the best damn pizza you'll ever have) and she uses some pretty nice cheeses when she does. So, I'd imagine there must be some sort of pretty decent cheese that we can use. In any case, many thanks for letting me know this Tartiflette dish exists. Cheers!
>>535786107not enough salt
>>535786053WAAAAAAAAAIt worked mom, I told him he was seething and that really told him.I feel better now mom.
>>535776741the Napoleonic Wars aren't over too
>>535785977Lol, you could not. You'd be dead before you had the chance.Post wrists tubby.
>>535786218calm down
>>535783934That is goyslop with loads of corn syrup and artificial flavors
>>535786227post cankles
>>535786227
>People from across the world are this upset about baked beans
>>535786107Some poojeet is mixing their spaghetti with cow shit right now
>>535777169british beans have a tomato flavoring
>>535786158I make a nice tart but with a sheet of puff pastry, not dough. I put on fried onions (red, preferably), thinly sliced potatoes and rosemary, then cover with cheese - wash the edges with milk or egg if you like - then bake until done.Goes well with salad and maybe some bread, a nice summer dish.
>>535785977>6'4"/230lbs. I could throw you around effortlessly tbqhwyfam.
>>535776537Nothing wrong with beans, this is part of anti-white rhetoric. I would much rather eat british food than whatever rancid expired dogshit covered in spices that suhkdeeps and ngubus tend to eat.
>>5357863155'10 180.I dont know why you're attacking me, grill boy is the fat ass. I even defended beans on toast.
>>535786227Are you implying you would shoot me or jerk me off to death with that wrist comment? Lol.
>>535786614Post your wrists, you fat piece of shit.
>>535786475sounds delicious and gay .. I think it's the puff pastry and rosemary that queered it.
>>535786530230 isnt fat for someone who is 6'4", manlet. And I can curl your body weight easily. Meanwhile, you're a twig and short.
>>535786158That looks tasty, anon.
>>535786780Post wrists you delusional lard covered cow.
I actually love beans on toast, I eat it sometimes. I discovered it while on a bike trip in england last year
>>535786475Sounds pretty great, Nigel. I'd imagine the rosemary is a nice touch. (Same with the puff pastry.)Instead of puff pastry, she makes hers on home made focaccia. (She makes the focaccia the day before and leaves it overnight, then puts all the toppings on and bakes it for lunch or whatever.) She paints the focaccia with a dijon mustard based sauce (I know it sounds crazy, but it works) and then garlic, onion, tomato, basil, mozzarella, manchego, and goat's milk cheese. (Or something along those lines. Sometimes she changes it up a little depending on what ingredients we have on hand. I'm sure you understand.)Cheers!
>>535786872No. Lol. 5'10" 180. Lmao. I remember being 12.
>>535786879It's funny the Brits are having a temper tantrum in this thread but I think smashed peas on fries and gravy is actually really. It looks like literal shit but it tastes good
>>535787089I know you won't. Because you're an lardass overweigt food loving shitskin. Closer to 380 than 230Faggot.
>>535786762>It's not gay, it's French.
>>535786530You're greek toed, buy wider/longer footwear, that pinky toe is getting hammered. Not being a dickhead, my half asian wife's feet look like that from her mother making her wear cutesy little chinkgirl shoes as a kid, fucks your balance up and makes your feet hurt if you're on them too long. They'll straighten out if you start wearing big toed shoes like boots or converse
>>535786852Thanks. It's really pretty good. I bet you'd like it.
>>535787041That sounds nice, and filling.I've started trying to make bread recently, sourdough has been a successful experiment so perhaps I can give focaccia a try!
>>535787162Bangers and mash is good. Mushy peas is good. Beef wellington is good. Actual north atlantic cod fish and chips with vinegar is awesome. I will always and forever make fun of beans and toast and their diminutive asses can't stop me.
>>535787204>It's Frenchlike is said .. gay
>>535787221Nah, I was flexing my foot. I'm a former zogbot. Ive marched thousands of miles, never even had a blister. I can completely rip off my pinky toe nail though if I want. Doesn't hurt. Might be related, but its fun to do to freak people out.
>>535787185You're posting pictures of yourself on 4chan, anon. There is no coming back from that kind of faggotry. I get to wake up everyday being 6'4" 230 lbs of pure sex while you are posting pictures of yourself on fucking 4chan asking other anons to do the same. Insanely homosexual of you, manlet. I don't post personal pictures on image boards. Have never. Won't ever. You can seethe and make up all the weird reasons you want why I wouldn't when the simple fact is that its incredibly gay and retarded to post pictures of yourself on 4chan and no one should do it.
>>535787274>filling...Yeah. I'm a big eater and it's enough to feed us for two full days with some left overs besides. (She generally won't eat leftovers if they're more than a day and a half old.)>perhaps I can give focaccia a try...I bet you can. I think you'll like it.
>>535787375kek
>>535787525Dont speak to me you disgusting fat piece of shit.
I make beans with my own tomato sauce. Picrel from my garden
>>535787646You asked. I responded. You didnt like the answer then started posting pictures of yourself. Im right. You're gay.
>>535787782>>535787646
>>535787525I'm built like a brick shithouse and have never felt compelled to post my height/weight on an anonymous imageboard. Only puny girly men need to insist they aren't tiny, doing so where nobody can verify it unless you let them is manlet behaviour
>>535776537I like beans on toast.
Ah, one of these threads.I guess I should make a contribution, for the bants and all.Wish you all well.
>>535788001>ive never felt compelled And yet, you just did.
>>535784060"Kids cereals" are dead among white zoomers. Millennials realized boomers were feeding their children literal trash. Boomers fell for the propaganda.This why the cereal brands are reeling only niggers and Mexicans eat that shit.As for beans on toast, it is kinda dumb the beans soggify the toast. Peanut butter is a bean too but it is roasted and higher in protein and fat, yet lower in sugar. Yeah, I am thinking as poverty food goes roasted peanut spread is better than wet sweet beans.
>>535788469Point to where I told you how tall or heavy I am Pablo
>>535783162Honestly would
>>535788617So if I had just said "im built like a brick shithouse" then that would have passed your shit test? Go be gay somewhere else. No one asked. That anon asked how fat I was so I gave him my weight and height as an answer. Perfectly reasonable answer. Who asked you?
>>535788232shittry a glass of coca cola>on ice, natchwith a slice of lemonthank me later
>>535784210Someone once told me "That is dog food for people.And I told them they were absolutely right, as I put 3 cans in my basket.
>>535784351If you are not going to bake beans in an earthen ware pot for 3 or 4 hours, don't even bother.Just slop them with ketchup.
>>535776537What are you talking, 90% of brits are fat shits, overendulging in gluttonous indulgences, get out of your hyperreality you dumb stupid piece of shit, god I hate pieces of shit like you.
>>535788836If that's all you said? Unironically yes. Vaguely alluding to my size to give context to what I'm saying is very different from saying shit like:>I get to wake up everyday being 6'4" 230 lbs of pure sex>I can curl your body weight easily>6'4"/230lbs. I could throw you around effortlesslyYou are almost certainly very small if you feel this compelled to insist otherwise, faggot
>>535789500I say he is a tub of fat lard.No one that talks about how good food is like he did isn't a fat piece of shit.
Baked beans are amazing, low-test hairless faggot.
Read an article the Northern-Bean won the civil war?Feeding Armies is one of the great challenges of War.It was a staple of American Pioneers.
>>535789187The longest lived dog ever, made it to 30 years. Know what he ate? People food.Never had dog food. Dog food is a scam.
>>535776741>WWII will be over when we say it's overHow does one say "it's over" in Urdu?
>>535789500>I make the rules No one asked>>535789649Ive been intermittent fasting for a month and food threads are the only non-shit threads on /pol/. Stay diminutive, friends. Not everyone was cut out to be a giant. Im about to fire up the grill. My brothers just showed up. I hope you have a great cookout with your families.
most people don't know how to cook period
>>535789315Agreed. Enjoy your day, memeflaggot.
>>535790281Brothers? We call them niggers, only niggers call each other that. Have fun riding the train twink, easy on the poppers
>>535790431>kiwis don't regard their family because they all raped someone else in their familyNot surprised you don't understand what a brother is.
>>535790596>erm my fanfictionStand on your tippy toes so I can spit on you
>>535790704>*gay angry hakka noisesNo one cares. Bye.
>>535790281>>535787646
>>535790754That's your third goodbye tiny, you care
>>535782998Poor people are very stupid and turn to evil shit to get attention. Don't ever hang out with someone poorer, or lower class than you. They get off on fucking with people.
>>535776537Rent free
>>535787525Methinks the lady doth protest too much
>>535783162I spy a sneaky powell
>>535783108>>535783243COOK YOUR MEAT
we never really recovered from ww2 due to decades and decades shit governance
>>535776537Stop delineating between levels of zog. We're either for it or against it.
>>535778640> very blandWe have ingredients fit for human consumption which we actually want to taste. Strong flavor exists to cover up the taste of bad ingredients.
>>535776537We have the best food in the world. Beans on toast is the food of kings.
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