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Have you thought about how you're going to die? Not thinking about it means you're going to probably end your days in a hospital bed being treated like like cattle.
This is not a suicidal ideation thread or anything, I plan to live for a long time but just wondering about the best way to end it when the time comes.
Before I'm too old to wipe my own ass I plan to end it all in a place of my choosing. I'll just go to that place and blow my brains out. Is there a better idea?
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>>536353796
just stop eating & you'll eventually fall asleep & not wake up
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>>536353796
I'd like to spare people the indignity of cleaning up my brains.
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>>536354071
I don't think that's realistic the pain of hunger is too hard to ignore. Seems too painful.
>>536354079
I agree with that a lot but I was thinking of doing it in the wilderness. I don't know, what's a better idea?
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>>536354257
you asked & i gave you an answer but you're obviously too retarded to understand it is the most peaceful option
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>>536354257
>I agree with that a lot but I was thinking of doing it in the wilderness. I don't know, what's a better idea?
if you want to die out in nature that's good, but shit man, don't blow your head off.
Just take a bunch of pills or something.
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>>536354599
it's awful and the opposite of peaceful but points for creativity
>>536354966
yea who knows
is that what you plan to do?
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>>536353796
> how you're going to die?
A sunny peaceful day in the mountains. Listening to birds and bees. Falling asleep and not waking up.
That's what I would try to arrange for myself if being given the opportunity but in ugly reality I will probably be run over by a jeet truck driver long before.
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>>536353796
You'll work your ass off and retire at 72 in the 2070s. Do the math and know the year you think you'll be able to retire. That should infuriate you. We should fucking retire at 40.
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>>536353796
Shoot myself in the head with an ar15 in the field behind my house so it doesnt fuck my wife on having to disclose a suicide
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I'd get in a time machine, go back to 1974, and have a threesome with Susan George and Karen Black. You're a fag if you wouldn't.
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>>536354079
This plus you feel it. Their last motions are always pulling away from the pain, and it lasts considering most of your brain stem is still there. Just exit bag, it puts you to sleep and you don't end up all gross.
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>>536353796
if anything hospitals are going to terminate your ass early, especially if they old. they wont want to go through the trouble officially delcaring you brian dead but will stress your case is terminal and hope your family agrees to pull the plug.
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>>536353796
I wish I had been.. more.. antisemitic on.. 4chan..... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
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>>536353796
If aging isn't slowed down in the future I was thinking to off myself at 60 something years old by overdose, I will go somewhere in a nice trip, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck prostitutes until I have no money then get drunk and overdose with some nice music on while looking at old pictures of me a remembering everything with a big smile on face and tears of joy in eyes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3ELSnWybX8
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>>536355821
Skill issue
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>>536353796
Why are you thinking about death rather than living
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Hike in late fall to remote location with barely any supplies until nature takes it's course. Go swimming in the moonlight on a cold night. Squirrel suit and jump, credit my brother. All nursing homes by law should have pods like vending machines and if he public wants to come in and take the ride a ok.
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Commit an act of terrorism against Zionists at 65 or so. Either the cops kill me (preferred option) or I get solitary confinement in a supermax prison with free food, housing, and medical care.
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>>536356115
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>>536356115
>Either the cops kill me (preferred option) or I get solitary confinement in a supermax prison with free food, housing, and medical care.
the ""medical care"" you get in prison is worse than getting killed.
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>>536353796
My father and his father both died at 34 years old. I turn 34 next year. I've already made arrangements for my funeral and have picked out the songs that will be played. I have no clue, however, what the nature of my death will be.
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>>536353796
I’m going to go wander off into the woods. Drive as far north as possible and then start walking. I haven’t planned the route yet but I’m considering ending it with a canoe and a large body of water just floating.
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>>536353796
I am going to marry a hot 18yo nympho to suck me off, ride me, and let me lick her pussy.
This is how I want to spend my last days; in the 69 position.
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>>536355981
> at 60 something years
Life is still enjoyable at 60 something.
It can be even at 70 something if you paid attention to fitness.
It usually becomes more tedious from 80 something and it cer< much depends on the kinds and severity of illnesses you deal with.
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>>536356115
>Commit an act of terrorism against Zionists

based
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Brenton Tarrant
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I'll take a bunch of testosterone at 55, once I feel myself slowing down I'll go for a high score for the senior citizen age bracket
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>>536353796
Unless something kills me rapidly and unexpectedly, like being hit by a car, or contracting some rapidly progressing disease, I'm almost certainly going to die by suicide one day.
I watched all of my grandparents die of age related illnesses drawn out over the span of years. My last grandparent lived to be 95, and she spent the last 15 years of her life wishing she would just hurry up and die already. All of her friends had already died, and she lacked the strength to do anything besides move from her bed to her wheelchair. Seems pretty miserable if you ask me.
I'll probably never have children or a family of my own so I see no reason to persist for long once age begins to make me too frail to live independently.
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>>536353796
I'm only 35 ill give it a few more years yet before I think about it
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>>536356284
>My father and his father both died at 34 years old.
How the fuck were they both the same age? Was your grandfather slaying pussy the year he was born?
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>>536356284
Wtf was wrong with those niggas?
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>>536356508
You've taught us all something about how the brown mind parses information.
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>>536356549
My dad dropped dead of an undetected heart condition. His dad was killed in an auto accident.
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>>536356620
Damn, was it congenital, did you get screened or was it just something uniquely wrong with his heart?
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>>536356115
based and correct
we should all aim to cause maximum pain to this satanic kike system before we exit
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>>536356723
Yeah, my heart's fine. I don't expect that will be the thing that takes me out.
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>>536356417
Yea similar experience seen old people suffering in the end and don't see the point of going through that unless you have religious reasons (I dont)
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>>536356823
I had a great grandfather like that but we suspect he was killed by Al Capone's goons. He was a Chicago businessman at that time and we think they made up the heart attack story to protect his widow.
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>>536353796
My plan is too make an advance directive that says that in the event of my permanent mental incapacitation, and if two doctors state that the condition is likely to never resolve, that all life saving measures are to be withheld. Also, if and when the US ever approves assisted suicide, I should be enrolled.
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>>536353796
you can always hit the "fast forward" button....
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>>536354257
This is a suicidal ideation, or pride & malice thread: you are reducing people to animals, that life is about overcoming instinct for some notional utility.
Die like a man, surrounded by friends and family, on the battlefield, or doing life until you pass away. Don't dwell on planning to do what is correct; simply do what you know is right.
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>>536353796
i will not die, sorry bro
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>>536357144
>if two doctors state that the condition is likely to never resolve, that all life saving measures are to be withheld. Also, if and when the US ever approves assisted suicide, I should be enrolled.

They just give you a black nurse. It's the same outcome.
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Heroin overdose
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>>536353796
I shant be dying
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>>536354257
>>536354071
And it doesn't work, you can go months without food. Of course an American would suggest this
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>>536353796
Maybe slicing 2 kikes throats and then getting bulletsprayed by the antichtrist forces. Would be great
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>>536353796
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>>536356905
I don't like the idea of putting parents in homes for strangers to wage over. So I'll look after them. For me? Dunno. The real shit that'll get you right the fuck down is when you realise you're like 55yo or something and your dick or your bladder needs to be removed for some reason or you can't piss or something. Pain Town. The best thing that could happen is not waking up. Copping a heart snafu. I dunno. But the modern age means the te$chnology is there to keep you paying for your life for a long time. They probably want 5 to 10 years out of some ancient 80-90yo on the $$$ money hook paying for someone to wheel you into a shower recess to have your anus sprayed with a hose. It's all business model. Hunter S Thompson wasn't gonna stick around for that shit. But anyway...lots of fucking shit out there in food, water, air, waves in the air etc that are gonna basically guarantee you get some shit that fucks your shit up leaving you helpless. Sucks hey.
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>>536353796
Yeah, I have a container of "No-Salt" salt substitute (KCl). It's sold in grocery stores so that people who have to limit their sodium intake due to high blood pressure can still "salt" their food. It adds a slightly unpleasant metallic taste when you actually use it in your cooking.

Fun fact: Potassium chloride (KCl) is the "lethal" part of "lethal injection". An excess of potassium ions in your body will rapidly cause heart stoppage due to disruption of the electrical signaling that your heart uses to beat. Inject a small amount of it and your heart stops. Mix it with water and DMSO and rub it on your skin and your heart stops. Eat more than about ten grams of it in a short period of time and your heart stops.

You don't need to sit around drooling yourself to death if you don't want to. It's there for me, and for you, whenever we need it.
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Why worry about a period of time which is like 0.00001% of my total life span right at the end? Am I supposed to constantly worry about something I'll be too dead to care about once it's over? Between choking on tubes in a hospital bed or dying valiantly in battle on the field I'll choose the comfy bed thank you
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>>536355844
She's going to know when she finds you... Buy a hotshot of fent and shoot it into your arm. You die peacefully and your wife will think you were battling some demons and accidentally ODed.
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>>536358448
Having someone poke a catheter down your dick every other day for the next 8 years while you lay on a bed having bed sores scrapped off like barnacles sounds pretty legit.
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>>536354071
>>536354257
Clearly you guys have never done fasting for weightloss. I've done it a few times. After about 36 hours the hunger sensation largely stops.

This guy went 382 days with just vitamins and a little nutritional yeast for protein:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri%27s_fast

The ol' "just starve yourself to death" works if you're a skin-and-bones geriatric who's already on death's door. Not so much if you're a reasonably healthy and probably overweight normie.
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>>536353796
Trains make excellent quick and efficient means for death if they're going at speed. You are hit at speed with such force that you instantly die. Our government lies about death statistics surrounding this. It's a 98% chance of instant death if the train is above 60mph.
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>>536356115
Best of luck to you with your future endeavors.
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>>536353796
Modern medication reached so far and wide, trust me, you won't notice.

I will have 100k to blast when I'm 70 and I don't know what to do with it.
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>>536358448
You will not be comfy in your bed you will be slowly drowning in your own fluids and at the complete mercy of a jeet nurse to make sure your painkillers are pumping at a high enough dosage.
>>536358424
Might be nasty. From what I'm reading they add a paralyzing agent when doing those lethal injections so people don't see the body convulsing.
Anyway I'm kinda regretting this thread it's too negative but I just wanted to have the end figured out so I won't have to worry about it some day.
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>>536358556
Shit doesn't work that way anymore. To start with a catheter is usually installed for days and weeks and can be semi permanent. Also 8 years of palliative care is very unlikely for anyone. You'll see, you're obviously a child and never seen anyone die. It's usually quite quick



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