Have you learned how to prepare your own food and stopped consuming goyslop prepared by God knows who from God knows what?
>>536443426I’m gay and fat
I am not the best cook, but I eat mostly homemade stuff. Mostly.
>>536443453Grim, have you considered not being fat?>>536443548Based.
>>536443426I make everything I eat.
cant have it any other way cause processed slop tastes bad and makes you feel bad
Takes too long and isn't as tasty. I dont trust anything unless its doordashed.
>>536443426Just eat whole foods. If it has more than 1 ingredient listed on the packet, don't buy it. Meat, fish, fruit, veg, eggs and dairy are all you need for optimal health.
>>536446443lol, your taste buds are fucked by monosodium glutamatebut you american so it checks out
>>536446562No, they're not. Order up.
>>536445857>Amazon Basics silpatyou don't deserve to live
>>536446562>lol, your taste buds are fucked by monosodium glutamateyou understand that mushrooms have glutamates, which is why they make everything extra tasty, right?msg is fucking awesome.
>>536446813yes msg is fucking awesomebut if you have it on everything in unnatural quantities you are frying more than your taste budsyour deliver-slop is only "tastier" because they add unhealthy heaps of msg, sugar and fat
>>536446892I don't disagree with the unhealthy slop you mention, but don't shit on a valid ingredient when used appropriately."people" that eat mass produced, industrial goyslop should be fed into a wood chipper.
>>536446684Why would I buy a more expensive one? It's a fucking silicone mat.
>>536447070>feeds the beast that chokes out small business>shop at Walmart instead and wonder why there are no other options.>muh saved 0.30!fucking kys
>>536447004>but don't shit on a valid ingredient when used appropriately.i shat exactly on when it is used inappropriatelythere is zero reason for you to sperg out
>>536447689I sperg when I wanna sperg
>>536447723fine, lil sperg, it is your human right to be uncool
L>>536447821thanks for the acknowledgment, I now feel complete.
>>536443548That is the way, anon. You eventually get good at a few dishes or styles.I made some high quality dishes for Christmas Eve, and now my family thinks I'm a super chef, but my everyday meals are hit and miss.Summer farm stands are great. And best to leave Chinese food to Chinese takeout.
Cooking is too important to leave to women. Even making your own food can be bad if you use bad ingredients
>>536447485>Drive to Williams Sonoma and spend 6 gazillion dollars on le artisanal silicone matNo
I’ve been cooking since I was a kid and can make anything really well. Cook exceptional holiday dinners for twenty people by myself no problem. I’d rather eat a Big Mac most of the time. I don’t bake though because it’s way too much measuring and a little gay
>>536443426Yes. I make kraut today.
>>536443426>Have you taken the wiping your ass pill yet /pol/?Have you learned how to wipe your own ass and stopped consuming diaperslop prepared by God knows who from God knows what?
>>536443426You’re a hook nosed kike rat
>fell for the culinary school meme and slogged away cooking for 15 yearswell at least I got some skills out of it in exchange for my sanity
>>536450584Fun fact, I've never worn a diaper, not even as a baby.
>>536448711I find that being able to cook yourself grants you absolute power over foids in relationships. Oh you're not gonna cook for me? I'll cook for myself, get out of my house.
Hello frens, what did u eat today? I had some leftover spaghetti with basil and tomato from yesterday and an egg sandwich as breakfast
>>5364513282 cigs and a black coffee but for dinner yesterday i did phyllo wrapped artic char coated in homemade pesto ontop of some roasted parsnip puree
>>536443426Unless you have personally grown every ingredient you will always get kiked with chemicals. although significantly less
>>536451647If you long cook you can boil most of the bad stuff out.
>>536446468This. I get less and less of my food from grocery stores and more from farmers I know. Helps that I live way out in the country though. You don't even have to be that good at cooking, just using really good ingredients will make everything delicious.t. just picked up a gallon of raw milk, 4 chickens, 60 eggs, some farm butter which I will turn into ghee, and a loaf of sourdough.
>>536451936Holy based, actual food.
>>536443426Why did you have to fuck with the Palestinians? Now my favorite hummus is banned in all grocery stores because it's made in Isreal.
>>536452062Make some yourself. Fresh hummus tastes a million times better than the canned shit.It's not even hard, just boil some chickpeas
>>536451936another use for your milk solids from making clarified butter is to blend it with a bit of xanthan gum/water and it turns back into drinkable milk lel
>>536443426I take the hamburger helper out of the box and pour the powder on the noodles and heat w/ water.
>>536450850This is true for the sad reason that women no longer have the ability to feed themselves. They can't cook they do minimal cleaning and they all got fired from their girlboss 6figgy jobs last year. What are they bringing to the table now?
>>536453693Well, we have no way to make kids without them (yet) but once artificial wombs are available I'm afraid it's over for them.
>>536456669Speaking of some one owes me 40 hammas oven roasted jew babies..
>>536456820The other other white meat
