PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
My butt itches.
TYB. and good evening all.
>>536485650ty baker
evenin' brosmight tune in or might watch a scary movietoo many options is bad
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>536485713Have you tried sitting on the floor and dragging your but across the carpet? Sometimes that helps.
Wow, slow thread so far tonight
>>536487726That's my go-to method. I just made a pepperoni and habanero pizza, that's probably not going to help matters.
>>536488046This better be good anon will show up any second now
>>536488083Nice, looks tasty.
TND
>>536485650I made it on time for once! Will butthole be shown?
>>536488083would
This guy looks a bit light in the loafers.
They should get a camera crew to follow those corrupt cops in Utah
Gay or zoomer?
>emotional support animal and ptsd dog
>>536488315I keep hoping
>you could kick down the doorYeah I don't think this faggot is able to kick down a door
>>536488450he couldn't kick down a screen door
>>536485713Based itchy butt poster
I have no words. American manhood is in trouble. Even the ones who dont look, talk or live like this have gotten feminized.
>>536488450Yeah, that dude is a bottom.
>>536488324>>536488149Thank you. I should take the time to cook more often than just the weekends.
priDEMONth
>>536488553Uh, that's a chick, right?
>fast food and four gay men in one apartmentImagine the smell
>Arby's
i dont know a single person that has ever eaten arbys
arby's is gettin cold
Gaybe
A lot of white people in this apartment complex
>>536488083looks average at best
is that bill orielly
>>536488665That's so gross lol
>fight at a restaurantNIGGER ALERT
Kek, they're watching bill O'Reilly in there.
>>536488780Thank you anon. What are you having?
The face of physical media collectors
>>536488868incorrect!
Who the hell is this other camera op?
>>536488943braised beef stew, carrots, potatoes, corn and biscuitshave a hangover still from last night, so i need the energy
WTF kind of a place is this?
>>536489056The future of the US
this Fullerton crew looks like Reno 911
>>536489056Athletic club or something
You guys paying the jewz to watch it tonight? Thetvapp server is full.
>>536489056Repurposed commercial real estate
>>536489073New boot goofin'
>>536489056that rec building?i dunno..never seen anything like it herelooked straight outta Mexico
>>536489120Probably used to be an old pool hall or nightclub
>>536489087I got reelz+ it's only 5.99 a month not bad
>>536489056>Salon De Eventos Las Nubesbeaner event center
>>536489087Reelz+ is $35.88 for an entire year right now. I use Peacock. My work amex provides a free Walmart+ membership, which in turn provides a free Peacock subscription.
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
>>536489204It's $35.88/year right now. You might consider upgrading to that.
>>536489241We are truly doomed.
>>536489249My wife has Walmart+, we get everything except meat delivered. Setting it up now. Thx!
>sorry officer i didn't see you
Better driver than most people we see on this show
>>536488841>>536488884Huh? My stream had a weird glitch
That is not the wrong way
>>536489450kek
>>536489450>The fedoras above the shelfThese guys couldn't be any more gay.
>>536489404Oh, you welcome.
>lucifer in this bitch>i might serve the devil but i am not the devilis this the guy we overheard on the radio talkin about being attacked by the new world order a couple weeks ago
America bears little resemblance to America now
If you want to get on this show now all you have to do is drive around in reverse until the camera crew shows up
She's kinda cute
mystery meat
Jeaus, half the show is no speaky english
>>536489649nevermind, ching chong
>>536489656That's half the country.
i kind of like those houseslook like they were built in the 80s or something
chink spy
Enough waiting around, time to send in uncle phuc vu up
>>536489717No…no, no.. I.. yes. Who?
how can someone as brain damaged as this avoid this expensive of a house?
>who the hell are you?
>>536489696Sadly yes. Knox county seems like a decent white enclave, outside of the heavy meth use and drunk shiners
>>536489776I often wonder things like this. I am always amazed by the weird, off balance and, seemingly, dumb and troublesome people that live in apartment complexes. Everyone I’ve ever applied to live in, even shitty ones, had me interview, needed references, multiple pay stubs, did a background check, etc. and the only one I ever did get was because I knew someone who already lived there.
Is this Jon Voight?
>>536489717>chink spymaybe
>>536489883Knoxville city is full of nigs
What the fuck? Reelz has original movies now?
Where is everyone? I’m so lonely
>>536490366I'm here, cowboy.
>>536490366I'm here anon.
>>536490366Checked, and I'm still here.
SHIEEET
>>536490366dan's not givin the people what they want
WTF is wrong with the 4chan verification?Every time I try to post it says my IP is blocked for abuseI can only post if I very my email addressAnyone else having to deal with this crap?
Guess who?>One suspect was detained while another, identified as 18-year-old Qwa’Maurie Deaver, died at the scene.https://www.wistv.com/2026/06/04/1-dead-after-richland-county-shootout-up-10-possible-suspects-involved/
>1 suspect killed>no cops hitNiggers
>>536490552
>>536490552>Qwa’Maurie DeaverThis nigga get named by a cat walking across the computer keyboard at the hospital?
>>536490584i dont get it
>>536490547>my IP is blocked for abuseyeah that's bullshit. i posted on another computer in my house and fucked up the ridiculous captchas a few times, then i got that message. i went back to my other computer and could post fine. prolly gotta clear whatever cookie they set on your browser and do a couple months worth of captchas to get back in good standing.
>>536490659there was a fire fight, you uncultured swine
>>536490659It’s the only gif I could find from the scene but, in it, Willem Dafoe’s character exclaims "there was a firefight" after investigating a crime scene riddled with bullet holes. It’s the first thing I think of when I see gunfights.
This is a VC where we routinely watch OPL and chat about it.
>>536490796only groomers and trannies use vc
>>536490547I’ve gotten that notice before too but was never given an explanation. I a;so got banned from /tv/ once gir ‘banned text’ and I have no fuckjng clue what that was.
>>536490366right here senpai desu
>>536490764cool thx he's great but don't know that movie
>>536490796fuck off
>>536490690>>536490838I always clear the cache and I only post on 4chan in OPL threads (twice a week)so ... bullshitor I REALLY need a VPNon the plus side, after verifying my email, the captcha is easier
>>536490874boondock saints
The sexy officers are on the other side
>>536490827No sign up, no email, VPN friendly, why don't you just go to discord and join the ms just arrested for DUI!>>536490885Why? Because I enjoy a voice chat? A succulent voice chat on OPL?
dan didn't pay for the "works in parking garages" plan
>>536490827you are right becusse Stella is in that VC
>red lobster Blacks again?
>>536485650>red lobster
>>536490985african american men have distinct voices
>>536490796
>still on the clock
>Im getting charged as a doltCorrect>He won't be making it to work>WorkDan, come on
richland county always has car chases>can ya'll give me a ride back to work?>i'm still on the clock
>>536491036Sorry,Have a nice day eh' :)
>>536490906oh yeah. i should like that but does nothing for me.
>>536491085I would if I had jungle fever.
>teslaLucky it didn't explode
>>536490897I've been banned twice for shit I didn't post on boards I don't even go to. Luckily it wasn't anything illegal. Something happens on the mobile network.
>damage a building with the front of your car and flee>park your car with the front facing out
>>536491200There are always range bans in place on mobile networks for gnarly shit.
>garage packed to the gills with bullshityep true and honest americans
How can these people be in the US in such a nice house and still not be able to speak english?
>she's trying to give them bird nest drinkDamn, that's nice of her. That shit's expensive.>>536491363They live in a parallel society anon, complete ethnic enclaves. Truthfully, the Chinese do it better than anyone.>There's a Chinatown in every city in every country in the world.
Is Phil Swift real or CGI?
>>536491440That’s still in debate.
It's my nightmare to date a woman like the Warby Parker lady
>>536491553for me it's the senna poop lady>anon>how's your stool?>huh? this is a folding chair>no anon
>>536491200>>536491268it's all on my home (Comcast/xfinity) computer so same IP so ... maybe one of my neighbors did something bad?I guess VPN is the answerin the man time the shripmfag is posting like crazy
>>536491603When you're constipated, you can wear overalls because you'll never have to take them down
>>536491603I'd let her take my Sennakock if you know what I mean>>536491432Translation services should be completely removed from government offices.>no engrish?>no mortgage or drivers license
>>536491618any anons here can give me some advice on VPNs?I never used one and I don't even know where to start or what to look for in one
nigga scared of the dark
He knows to leave.
>>5364917141 They don't log 2 they aren't in your country 3 they have a good reputation for not being able to cooperate with various people
>>536491638https://youtu.be/5eSVa6sqz0g
Damn bros. Gooning time.
>>536491714How much privacy you looking for? Basically have to pay with Monero bought with cash to truly be anon. I just use Opera browser VPN if I need one.
>>536491714Most VPN IP blocks are banned here.
What did she do?
>>536491432The rich Chinese bring the whole family over and they wouldn't let their dog live in a 1.2mil house. Having a family member take care of a property that is just increasing in value every year is just a good business move to them. It's kinda like McDonald's makes money off real estate, not food. They're playing the long game.
fake tears
You just know she has an only fans account
>my place of home
Uh she can stay with me
>>536491836Yeah I don't understand how JIDF or whatever shill farms end up being able to constantly jump IPs and post here.
I’ll get her a hotel room and save her
>>536491553Would you rather date Little Miss Cluster B here, chugging a Red Bull at 8 at night?
she looks like someone i went to school with
A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
>>536491899Buy a pass and find out
Fell asleep for like 20 minutes, did they do a triple play yet?
>my place of homeI'll ask my mom if she can come over
>>536491788thanks>>536491820getting local prices for hotels/rental car websites abroadbeing able to use peacock abroadbeing able to see some geolocked stuffnothing out if the ordinary>>536491836which one ISN'T banned here?
>it’s obviously my stuff>how can you prove that?>shutdown.wav
>>536491925You can post on VPN with a pass? I had one for a year many years ago but didn't really see the benefit other than bypassing captcha.
why
>>536491973>which one ISN'T banned here?I couldn't tell you. I know when I've accidentally left my proton VPN enabled because I can't post here.
>>536491983Yep you can use a vpn with a pass but can still get banned. Static IP’s and phone/tablet posters also just hit airplane mode and clear cookies and ready for more shilling but even that now with the new captchas where if you do that gives you like 5 of the super difficult and annoying captchas for like a month until they get easier
>>536491980>hold on let me go sit down on the car>ack!>ow!>ah!>oof!>ack!>ow!>exhales violently and pushes himself up onto his landlord's car to sit on itYea he's not answering my calls
>>536491973For that type of stuff I think any of the major VPN comapnies that travel vloggers shill would work fine. I think I see NordVPN getting reccomended more than most. And Proton.
this shit is embarassing
pit him again
>>536485650Any car truck anons know what ford truck that was. Ive been making lists of hard to pit vehicles. That one and a jeep gladiator have been impressive
>>536491603For me its Meibo Galadriel
his new retirement gift is to be free of her forever
WOMEN:>NOT>EVEN >ONCE
What's going on with this whore?
>>536491871>They're playing the long game.Absolutely. Although admittedly, they're not the worst neighbors you could have. >>536491706>Translation services should be completely removed from government offices.C'mon bro I'm sure if we went to China we could get a paperwork in English to sign up for a drivers license and mortgage.
>>536492281Anything that can tow a large trailer hauling liquid will make short work of pitting cop cars.
Damn I need to upgrade to the yearly plan. I don't care if I'm a paycuck for it, I got on the monthly plan a few months ago and its so fucking comfy to just turn on the TV and watch it rather than fucking with the links and shit.
>>536492281I think it was difficult to stop because the woman was drunk and high.
>>536492281it's more the tires and the driver skill than anything elsealso, older vehicles are less likely to be disabled by impacts/shocks/accidents
>>536492284Miebo? Huh. I wonder how that stuff works.
>>536492281it was only a hard pit because the cop didn't know what he was doing and was a pussythey had her blocked in and he was yelling "she might be suicidal! let her have space!"
>>536492281From the shape of the taillights a ford f-150 crew cab after 2020 model can’t be more specific without seeing the front/grill
Does Stella still post here?
>>536492377It's not actually known how Meibo works, anon.
>>536492353Ah yea...i dont think thats how it works. Speed (slow) may have been a factor. But even on rims when it was picking up speed (rims smoking) it still took multiple pit attempts.
>>536492377Bro I just called and you're not going to believe what they told me about how MIEBO works.
>>536492359> skilllSHE was drunk and high and the truck had no tires!
sorry guys gotta go meeting her in the parking lot
>>536492457The tiny little shitbox Explorers all the cops use now make it much harder to PIT a full size truck than back when all the cops were rolling in Tahoes and shit. But yeah he was still driving like a pussy.
>>536491937heh. please be joking.
>>536492515>SHE was drunk and high and the truck had no tires!and their insurance company is going to lolololololol
>>536492377fucking miebo, how does it work?
>>536492557Good luck, buddy.
>>536492425Thanks anon! Ill check it out.
>>536492515see this>>536492414in the end, the only standard are Arkansas copslook at what vehicles THEY can't pit
>>536492428stfu
>>536491932Nah. They only showed the Richland county coral shootout
>>536492425i was thinkin f250 since she's 44 and the husband just retired, he's retiring in his mid 40s because he did 20 years in the army so now his retirement pays for his truck while he goes and gets a new job
>>536492607sorry cant talk if you know what i mean
6-32 he's going
>>536492640No problemo>>536492782The side view of the front was definitely a f-150, the f-250 hood and side is shaped different
>>536491899Look up Residential proxies. > https://servury.com/
>>536492862I agree it was an F150, 250s look completely different from every angle. Like Chad v Virgin Fords.
>>536492905>canadianyeah that's not gonna be as anonymous as they say
>collars and coIt's his money, that's what she's sensing. Who is that commercial kidding?
They should make it legal to drive a bike when drunk
>>536491133the VC have non white in it
>>536493173>Who is that commercial kidding?Poorfags that want to look like richfags. If I was loaded I would still be flying private jets in hoodies and cargo pants.
DoorDash stoner forgot where he parked lol
>>536492862>looked up his name>found his address>check google street view>march 2024this guy really likes red f150s
>>536493157You can tunnel proxies using socks port in browser. So you can pick whatever 733t h4xx0r VPN to connect to the proxy. (you) -> 733t h4xx0r VPN -> proxy -> 4chan
HGN is fine, this guy ain't drunk
>literally like 2 beersConvincing
>Mira mira
And if he would have just put any fucking plate on his bike he would have been home by now.
why does this bitch have a whole dick vein on her head
>>5364934212 beers served in buckets
>>536493347Nice sleuthing work anon
I have a headlamp from a brand called NEBO, whenever I see it I say to myself "NEBO, OHHH YEAHH"
>>536493765How does that work?
i have no idea what's going on
>>536493765Kek. Now I want one>The exact way headlamps work is not known
shit's goin down at the arboretum
A lot of fine mommas in this party
Get that clown
Troon spotted…lgbt Pride event
>>536493795It's not clear. But I plug it in for a while and it makes light.>clown faceI hope screenshot anon got that.>>536493821Memes aside, first time having a rechargable headlamp and it works really nice.
this fuckin delayed audio, imma have a seizure
Kek thought that clown looked like billy Crystal
>>536493875>But, Dan, I am fuckin’ Pagliacci!
>>536493955Kekekek xDDid anyone else hear Dan lose his train of thought when those shirtless guys got on camera and started flexing?
>>536494025I thought that was Rizzo saying something.
>>536493910For just 30c a day you can watch it on your TV buffer free.
>>536494056Ah you might be right.>>536494075Based, thanks webm anon.
>YOU ALMOST KILLED>AN INNOCENT WOMAN
Shoot that tranny that's yelling
Would the one on the right.
Why is them yelling
>>536494162The only one without a gut? Yeah thats a troon too
>>536494163They're mentally ill
>>536494202Nah, that's a chick going through her lesbian phase.
>>536494151Nice screenshot>park full of angry gay teenagers with emotional problems>Commercial break is for Caplyta mood stabilizersWhat is dan trying to imply?
