Well hello there. You boys behaving?
Sheriff Chitwood is a big dumdum poopoo head. I fart in his face.
>>536600710Didn't he get caught with cp?
>>536600710What?
>>536600710gonna shit in his yard in 5 minutes
QRD?
>>536600899>Starts getting eaten out by chitwood
>>536600710You won't do shit
>>536601095This man has defeated the chuds of /pol/ every time. Hes undefeated. The people here are afraid of him.
>>536600710Cross Eye Chit isn't believeing Karmelo Cholo's Shit
High five sheriff chitwood, have a beer with sheriff chitwood, grill hot dogs with sheriff chitwood
>>536600710Sir, yes sir, mister chitwood
does free speech end when you say something like, chitwood's personal vehicle will have an explosive device planted in it, his wife will be gunned down on her doorstep, his family pet will be stolen, his grave will be descerated?
>>536600710Am I the only one who wants to anally rape him. I'm not even gay or anything. I think it might be the power dynamic
>>536600710>Well hello there. You boys behaving?
>>536601095His entire claim to fame is getting three /pol/ tards arrested for 4chan posts. That's it. That's his entire career.
>>536600710First day of the work week for your kind, huh Shitwood?
>>536601411Chitwould
>>536601328Sounds like you're trying to warn him to me.
>>536600710kek
>>536601426You have no idea what batman does. Only the stuff the news reports on. Just saying
>>536600986>>536601095He helps me make this collage of chuds. I am waiting for more faces but they ain't coming anymore.
>>536600710Fuck you kike, I love committing thought crimes
>>536601095No matter where you live, if you threaten him online he will get you. You will be sent to Daytona Beach, Florida and sit in a cell for a day.
>>536601491lol. that's great anon...from here on out obligatory first post in a chtwood thread needs to bechitwould
>>536601328YesFree speech doesnt cover threatening a public official defamation or libel Land of the free, ugh I know. I know
>>536601533Do glowniggers really take 4chan posts this seriously?Also>not ending post in MinecraftRooky mistake.
>>536601328Damnit, McGregor!We don't have enough money to be transporting all of Ireland to Florida just so you can afford to get there!We have been informed that our burden is to forever fund the Israeli military.We don't have endless money, you know.Just stop it.
>inb4 that unhinged Serb comes into the thread
>>536600710He wuz rite about Trump
>>536600710hey.. go to tell Donald Trump that there are jews in Los Angeles who wanted to vote for Spencer Pratt and they couldn't.. maybe if Donald Trump knew that there were jews, who had no right to vote in Los Angeles, then he might try to restore the right to vote for everybody.. just kinda seems like some Americans are a lot more American than others.. I don't think Donald Trump ever actually regarded American citizens in California as being fully American.. I really believe that.. I think that he might just plain not like people, who live in, or are from California, even when they were on his side, and tried to vote for him
>>536601533zased chicano, doing the work whitoids wont
>>536601666>Do glowniggers really take 4chan posts this seriously?How new are you?>How FBI tracks 4chan /pol/ potentially criminal posts:>1. Make post on /pol/: https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/429801454/>2. FBI (NTOC_OCC, NTOC_SOMEX, HQ-DIV22-SIOC-THREATS-TO-DIRECTOR, CTWatch and others*) are alerted to it through one of their partners (this time through ZeroFox): https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00163269.pdf>3. FBI make arrest and charge Anon: https://www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/us-v-woodbury-indictment-usdc-northern-ga.pdf>Reporting to National Threat Operations Center (NTOC), Social Media Exploitation (SOMEX), or Counterterrorism Watch (CTWatch) happens automatically once bad keywords are detected on the main catalog.
>>536601426Nah. He single handedly ended school shootings by perp walking the kids and making the parents responsible for paying out all the OT.It worked...Chitwood is actually pretty based.
Sheriff Shitwood, always a pleasure.
>>536600710yes sirthanks for checking in YET AGAIN
>>536601573How is this arrestable? He didn't say HE was going to shoot him, just openly called for his death.
Yes Mister Shitwood, Sir, I have been behaving SIR
>>536601673chitwood has no balls. zero spunk. in a self defense situation, i would legally and with the full weight of law on my side, tear his jugular open with my gnashing teeth and watch him panic as his vison fades to thr image of my blood stained teeth, mouthing "niggerfaggot" at him. if he was ever so stupid to try break the law that is
I've literally threatened both the president of the US and chitwood. they never take my threats to hire a voodoo priest to hex anyone seriously. It totally bums me out they don't think curses are viable method of assassination. I know for a fact they work...just got to have the scratch and know the right guy
>>536600710IM GOING TO SAY IT
dis guy is good>>536601936
>>536601532You're right, he's also known for being ugly as fuck.
>>536601825>>536601839>>536601856I wrote a song about how Sheriff Basedwood cleaned up 4chan. He’s a hero. The worst is still ahead! You didn’t think the side effects happened all at once did you? And now in your weakened state … you’ll be braindead and crippled after your next episode. Sucks to suck. https://nypost.com/2026/06/07/sports/christian-eriksen-collapses-during-denmark-game-5-years-after-cardiac-arrest/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_apphttps://nypost.com/2021/06/12/christian-eriksen-collapses-during-euro-2020-soccer-match/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app
>>536601573All of this because chuds were mad that florida police were cracking down on GDL retards. All of this to what? Defend a bunch of larping grifter's right to harrass people in the streets?
>>536600710Yes sir! now show me those titties
>>536600710what's the quick rundown on this guy?
>>536601794Related news article:>John Donovan Woodbury, 34, of Roswellhttps://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/roswell-man-indictment-threats-kill-fbi-directorhttps://www.wrdw.com/2024/07/19/ga-man-arraigned-charges-threatening-fbi-director/https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/54612078/USA_v_Woodburyhttps://static.politico.com/f7/27/610fd2bb456aa7d8ce922401acfe/woodburyminutes071824.pdfNo pics of him.
>>536602126He's the sheriff around these parts...
>>536601596>be anon who is a big fan of chitwood.>post threats on 4chan and dont say in Minecraft. >go meet chitwood and completely blindside him by being nice to him and telling him your a big fan and offering positive remarks on his exploits.>drive around with chitwood all day.>Anons fucking riot of laughter seeing the footage.>nice shot of the friendly handshake and pat on the back at the golf course with chitwood.>get to visit anons behind enemy lines with chitwood.>take pictures to show anons when I get back.I know atleast one of us has nothing better to do...be the change you want to be in the world and say the magic free vacation words.
>>536601236i was not, said i would assstomp this guy until 4chan mods banned me for a yearwhat he gonna do, come here and arrest me in norway? lolol
>>536602055Whoopsiedoodle. Here’s the song. https://youtu.be/6cZl0vt2A70
>>536601588Based
>>536600710I'll make this niggerkike golem drink my piss and castrate him!
>>536601328>irish flag>first thing he can think about is car bombscome on bro
>>536601794>>536602154why dont u niggas ID and doxx employees and owners/directors of confirmed companies that monitor this shithole for intelligence agencies?
>>536602201>gonna do, come here and arrest me in norway?yes that's exactly what will happen. I don't know if he's ever done Norway but finland anon got it. You don't understand. chitwood is literally transnational.
>>536601666>>not ending post in Minecraft>Rooky mistakeRe-read the middle post, anon. Chitwood got him (in Minecraft)
>>536602025with his express written consent, i would bind mr. chitwood in barbed wire. sharp metal strew across his blody like roadmap of hell. hundreds of dull, rusty spikes piercing his flabby old body. a man like that has no will to struggle. he would be helpless and i did unmentionable things to him. sexual devience that law istelf is blind too, so zero legislation or regulation exists to stop me, because no human could fathom the depths me and a willing mr.chitwood would sink to in sexual violence
CHITWOOD TONGUE NIGGER ANUSES
>>536602408go on...
>>536602216>ends it with footage of chitwood doing a roman.Uhh, thats pretty fucking based.
>>536601328CHITS a 4 Star General, mess with him and he'll leave you with a Split Lip
>>536600986>>536601095>>536601205>>536601236>>536601328reposted for years
>>536602503lets just say, they wouldnt even extrodite me. they'd chain me in a sarcophagus if mr.chitwood was to ever revel the extend of our interaction between two consenting adults where no laws were offically broken. the US constitution protects the rights of men like mr.chitwood to participate in debauched sex acts
>>536602526Depends... Western Roman empire or byzantine empire? sure plowing an Alexander, Constantine, Hadrian, etc vs plowing a Nero, Egalabalus. Big difference...details are important
>>536602720Nice bluff I know you sucked chitwood pecker raw last night
>>536602806thats slander and thats illegal. i think you need to spend some time in the sun, anon
He had to call in sick from work due to chafing injuries
You do realize in that one day, thousands of criminals escaped justice
>>536600710Yeah. I am behaving. Woodchip is q fag though.
but fr no joke chitwood looks like a nice fellow, albeit a bit too sensitivehis face reminds me of my grandpa
>>536603020guess i just have a hard time hating old people and cops
>>536602720actually I think if at the end of your depraved sex story, you add "it was at this exact moment that it dawned on him that he was actually enjoying it, anticipating anons manhood as it was about to make contact. legally it's a grey area though
We should send him stuff at his work. Like cards and flowers, maybe a nice set of engraved cuffs with the 4chan logo on it that would be pretty kewland nice
>>536603091there is nothing illegal about me roughing up chitwood, basing him in the face with an errect penis and penetrating him many many many times. he's a big girl, if he chooses to engage in sex me, dressed as ella from frozen, zero laws have been violated. but he will have been. aslong as chutwood draws breath, homosexuals in america are free to engage in as much sodomy as they wishthats what the flag represents. and chitwood would die immuno compromised to protect the freedoms it representshe's a god damn hero who i could theoretically, pump full of cum
Chitwould
>>536603395Implications of being under an order not to leave the county. Threaten to go to nearby county and commit heinous act.To make it work they would have to assume that you WOULD break the law. Also without any money or a car it's just not realistic...they call that "means"I'm literally matlock if he were somebody else
>>536600710I always found Chitwood kinda based. The definition of talk shit get hit, all those anons that thought they could talk shit got arrested
He seems like he might be ex military. I can tell by the way he stands. I wonder what he did. Also, he rides a bike sometimes..I seen him in shorts. 100% he rides. Hobbies idk but I do get the feeling he likes westerns
>>536603843i have expressed zero intentions to commit illegal acts. i simply stated i would ravage chitwoods boipucci after he gave his premission and then i would use whatever means to defend myself if he should become so cocklustful and cum-crazed, that he attacks me and i defend myself by restraining his sphincter with my uncircumcised cock. if he dies he dies. he's an old man with a weak heart. no fould play. well... in the legal sense. our play will be foulest
>>536601095It's a test thread posted six or more times daily. Any time it gets more than one reply is your confirmation that whatever Eglin or the Jews or the Jeets or whatever did to reduce this board to a sniveling, pathetic, pathological self-parody of 85 IQ mindsets that define Internet laughing stock was successful beyond anyone's wildest imagination.Functional adult come here literally only because there's nowhere else to go and deem it worth the effort to weed through the 95% of chaff to get to what little wheat remains.>>536600710Kill yourself, faggot.
>>536602126Some kike who goes around arresting internet retards while his county falls apart
>>536604290My thoughts exactly. It's 99.99999% bullshit and time wasting posts here anymore.
I’ve threatened to kill him before and nothing happened, it’s all fake and gay.Also he made that weird statement about denying child diddle content was on his computer or someone put it on his computer for no reason at all.He’s compromised as fuck.
>>536605642But what about white fertility
>>536600710Well, I am hypothetically not wearing a radiation suit.
>>536602406>Chitwood is literally transWe know.
