I bought Two monster energy Ice Creams from Mc Donald’s. I felt this kind of panic and racing heart all night. I didn’t sleep all night and vomited this morning when the sunlight started hitting me. Also I have been shitting a ton.Mc Donald’s is literally selling this shit to kids and families
>>536777426
no you didntalso buy an ad kikeflag
>>536777426OH BOY MC SATAN GOYCREAM?? NEATORINO!
>>536777426Oh boy goy slop yummy yummy!
>>536777426Come on that’s not real
I doubt there's more than 50mg of caffeine in that.
>>536777776it's an AI image you dumbfuck. i swear you phonefags fall for everything nowadays
>>536777426For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>536777426reminder
>>536777426Oh man, is that some fukkin sugar water? Fuck yeah, I'm such a good little goy for that sugar water hell to the fuck yeah I'm such a gentile, I'm such a wet little bitch for that sugar water. Can't wait to crack open a can of sugar water and quench my dry little gentile throat and get my throatussy all wet with that canned sugar water made for good and well behaved little boyim toyim employim goyim like me. I'll pay double, I'll pay triple, anything for another can of the goyslurpiest sugar water. Kssshh! *ssip* Ahhhhh! Praise Israel
>>536779093Looks a bit raw that.
>>536777426100% of these are sold by EBT
>not being able to handle dairy and caffeine Bro, you soft or something? You soft? You got a sensitive little stomach, huh? You tummy all hurty from ice cream? I think someone was probably a bit of piggy and needs to stop wolfing down junk food kek
>>536779360I don’t think it does, mate
>>536779093WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING IN THE MID
>>536777447ahhhhhh
>>536777426Prison.
>>536777426i would buy the shit out of thatespecially if they could somehow make it taste like monster
>>536777426>i ate 2000+ calories and over 200 grams of caffeinated sugar like a retard and now I dont feel good>mcdonalds is responsible for my fatasseryNo one made you do that you nigger
>>536777426I used to drink monster every day and just from that alone i felt spiking pain in my heart. I cant imagine what kind of cancer they're selling this time.
>>536779093Jack Burger
>>536782115how? i can go through six cans a day and feel nothing.
>>536782883he is clearly a weakling nevermind him, king
This is just like idiocracy
>>536777426>>536777447>There is no official Monster Energy McFlurry on the McDonald's menu. While McDonald's is a Coca-Cola partner that sometimes sells Monster energy drinks, this specific ice cream combination is purely a viral internet concept and has never been officially released in restaurants./pol/ making up things to get mad about again
I wish I was born American
>>536783931no, /pol/ is making it into reality, but you ruined itNEVER FORGET THIS IS THE DAY THIS ANON>>536783931HAS RUINED THE POSSIBILITY OF A MONSTER MCFLURRY
>>536777426>>536777447If these were real and an architect fed this to a fat lady, she'd fucking explode.
>>536783993
>>536777426Does it have caffeine? Also, 4chan shitposts are a huge step up in marketing than having that faggot ass ceo pretend to eat a burger. Still wouldnt buy it, but i am inspired to try making a red bull float.
>>536777426Don't care, bring the stroopwafel one back.
>>536777426>>536777447ai slop op is a faggot
>>536777426I didn't like it. Made me nauseated and my heart was skipping beats. But it did taste legit thoI don't think it was worth the $7
>>536784421That one was GOATed.
>>536784610I really like it especially the green sauce on top I had one just earlier today
>>536784837KEK
>>536777426kino peak goyslop
>>536777447>ultra whiteBased.
>>536779093>McChicken sauce packetsmayonnaise?
>>536777426God I love white people
>>536777426Report all blogposters for off-topic.
>>536777426If I would ever visit US, I will have to try at least one of yours gigagoyslops
No idea how people can eat/drink that shitI just drink beer/wine/spirits and I have no need for anything else
For me, it’s the MandM McFlurry. Mysteriously missing from the menu always, but always available. What an enigma, the M&M mcflurry
>>536786092based been my goto since i was 9 and my parents took me to mcies for the first time
>>536782115It's called caffeine idiot. Take enough caffeine and you can die. A sugar free monster a day won't do anything to you except drain you of money.
>>536777426>>536777447but why?
>>536777426yes eat the goy sludge goy
>>536783931>/pol/ making up things to get mad about againIt's called forum sliding.
>>536785474I fucking hate that pasta for some reason..
Why did you buy satanic inverted cross 666 products ya dummy?
>>536786417Its not sludge its good stuff.
>>536777426Have you never had coffee in your life? How does a little caffeine almost kill you
>>536779093somebody AI a mc chicken and sundae mc flurry for mega LELs
>>536777447You got me with the white one lmao
>>536777426Kek bad night at the goy trough piggy? All jokes aside, we are living through an active genocide. Most of my friends and family are dead and im 30
>>536777510
>>536777426I fucking wish
>>536777776So close
>>536779093Thats not the pic that is supposed to go with the pasta.
>>536783993Fucking NAILED IT
