This is like some weird intelligence test. If you don't get it your need to accept responsibility for yourself. I wonder if /pol/ is any smarter?
>>537579042jews did this
I don't actually know what you are trying to say, am I supposed to get context from recognizing the picture's source
>>537579042lad i cant feel empathy for europeans two hues darker than me, how the fuck am i gonna feel for a 3d blue cartoon?
>>537579042
>>537579131>I don't actually know what you are trying to sayYeah, sorry you're not going to make it>>537579258Aren't the Irish the africans of Europe?>>537579261You really think a corporation is going to let a rando stick a usb key to save a pic or let you access the internet on their test computers? You also failed the test.
>>537579376yes we are the originators of the white race
>>537579042i applied to mcds once and didnt get the job
>>537579042Things do happen to me all the time, a lot more than other people for some reason.
>>537579463Really? You seem like a lost tribe from africa that has albinism>>537579527That's a good thing anon, they didn't think you were enough of an NPC to get hired >>537579565Retard detected!
>>537579261Good one fag, had me a good chuckle back there
>>537579632I never claimed I wasn't, but it's a simple statement of fact.
>>537579632>seemwomen use that word. but only when sowing fabrics. massive izzat decline, amigo
>>537579042Things happen. Deal with them and move on, it's rarely personal
>>537579042https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmQTYLD398
>Midwit trying to sound smart.
>>537579705Ok, the Irish are the Niggers of Europe, albino africans pretending to be white. Pic very related.
>>537580175>retard being retarded
>>537579131Spbp
>>537580281>retard being retarded
>>537580251>Niggers of Europefar better than being>the europeans of indiakek
>>537579042There is no correct answer because the context of the instructions is missing. If "things happened to me" is supposed to represent the blue skinned freak speaking to you, then the answer is not me, if it is supposed to represent an internal monologue, then the answer is me
>>537579042>your need to accept responsibility you failed, you’re brown and retarded
>>537579042Why do these job application tests have blue alien people?
>>537579042OW MY BALLS
>>537580681>the europeans of indiaWhat does that mean? Is it some kind of Irish cope?>>537580605Bless your heart>>537580704Another retard detected>>537580958>Doesn't want to accept responsibility I don't know what could be more brown coded than that. Go back to your designated shitting country ranjeet>>537580968Because of racism
>>537580251Holy moly, get this Irish looking Mutt McNigger off this board and banished back to Redit Anon
>>537579042Yeet the jeet.
>>537579042i think the more logical explanation is that this is a failed attempt at simplified language for migrants who are bad at english.i think its more likely to mean:"things like this happen to me" referring to being clumsy.as opposed to some"things dont happen to me, i happen to things" responsibility nonsense.the correct answer is "not me". i dont crash my bike. i am not clumsy. i dont drop food. i dont spill.
>>537581654the logic is wrong but the answer is correct.
>>537581654Yeah the way it says "things happen to me makes it look like a fucking street shiter made this test
>>537579376No, Pratty, the Irish are merely harboring an auld berserker phenotype. Irish are some of the most numerous billionaires and scientists per-capita for such a small population recently liberated people..
>>537579042hi pratty
>>537579042pic is missing the stick the rider sticks in "their" own wheel then blames white men or something
>>537579042That ain't me.
>>537579565Sounds like gangstalking, thoughbeit.
>>537581205>What does that mean? Is it some kind of Irish cope?
>>537582068>>537582212Who is pratty? Is he your gay lover or something? It's funny how you double digit iq retards rather deflect then actually try to answer the question.>>537582419lol
>>537582559>me on the left>you on the right
>>537579042It’s a question about your sense of agency. Does life just happen to you, or do you take ownership of your actions and their outcomes?It’s a really shitty way of gauging that, but it’s what they’re after with this question.Example, you’re late to work. Is it because of traffic? Your alarm didn’t go off? You had to wait for the elevator?Or is it because you made a mistake, which you recognize and own up to as your mistake, and then come up with a plan to avoid repeating it in the future?Not defending this pocket shrink garbage, but especially for jobs that are hourly where you need to be somewhere on time to relieve the previous shift, I get why they’d want to evaluate your attitude on this.All that to say the correct answer is “not me.”
>>537582700Correct! I swear we are one of the only countries in Europe that is not mostly retarded
>>537582610>no uheh rookie mistake
>>537579042Why does the McDonald's job application have scenes from Reboot? Megabyte did nothing wrong, btw.
>>537582869You made it too easy for me to find your reddit account.
>>537582700>All that to say the correct answer is “not me.”Yes but on the other hand, the interview is for some McDick wagie positionYou could be seen as overqualified
>>537582700>Does life just happen to youeven if it does, you can usually trace at least some responsibility back to yourselfI know too fucking many people who immediately jump to blaming others and the world in general
>>537583006I don't have a reddit account, I just go to old.reddit and find bait material lol
>>537579042>This is like some weird intelligence test:>a rubber doll with some stain on its knee area.Someone flew over the cuckoo's nest.
>>537582700Alternatively it could be asking “have you ever fallen off your bike?”
>>537584148>“have you ever fallen off your bike?”but I have never owned a bike
>>537579042I don't know why I'm playing along with this gay thread. >Things happen to meis the mantra of the youth. They pretend they're not in control of anything, and that things just happen to them, and there's nothing they can do to prevent it, and they use it as an excuse for every other fail in their life. Like I can talk to a kid these days about... Let me think here. Oh, a kid hooked up his car backwards on his jumper cables, and I got to hear about how it was everyone else's fault. I asked >Were they mislabeled or colored or something? "Well no..... But blah blah blah"
>>537584476How would you feel if you feel off your bike yesterday?
>>537584699exactly
>>537584723I am actually amazed at how well this image filters out retards on multiple levels. If you owned a company why wouldn't you use this tests when hiring people?
>>537584526>>Were they mislabeled or colored or something?cue one or more of the following:>my dad never taught me this, fucking boomer >why should I even know this, I'm not a mechanic >this should be the automaker's responsibility >why do cars even have batteries>why do batteries even run out, don't they self-charge?etc.
>>537579042nothing ever happens
>>537582700I don't even get how answering "not me" means you're taking responsibility for falling of the bikeis it asking if you ever fell of a bike?sometimes you fall by your own faultsometimes not this whole thing is either retarded or I'm missing a wider context of what I assume is a job application questionnaire to McD
>>537579042what an off putting image for a job interview.
>>537579042I'M BLUE DABBA DEE DABBA DIE
>>537585026"Things" is what it's asking about, the bike is just an example of one of the many "things" that might just happen to you.
>>537585026It's a retarded format and phrasing. Those questions usually are the 'how much you identify with the following phrase''Then a scale 1-5. Things happen to me, rather than me making thing happen. And 3 other variations of it, on the questionnaire.
>>537579042Is this a wagie test for NPCs to work at McDonalds?
>>537585234then why are the choices ME / NOT ME?shouldn't it be YES / NO?seems I'm not getting that McD job
>>537585337I don't envy zoomers at all
>>537585026I crashed my bike and I had an accident, it was my faultvsSomething happened to me causing the bike to crash which made me have an accident. It was not my fault.
>>537582700Surely the correct answer is "me", because as a bottom of the barrel wagie you need to accept everything is your fault, even things you know nothing about, never heard of, never touched, and only become aware of because the blame was just shifted onto you, answering "not me" suggests you're not familiar with the process and will be awkward and combative.
>>537585462what a deliberately confusing way to illustrate that questionit must be part of the test
>>537579042A pointless test. Very feminine of you anon
>>537585492Damn, imagine being too dumb to pass a mcdonalds hiring test. On the bright side you could be a cop, they hire bottom of the barrel retards like yourself. Didn't one of your Bobbies, arrest the stab victims instead of the guy who stabbed him out of pure retardation?
>>537585521It is.>>537585583You're just made you're too dumb to understand it so you attack the messenger instead which is peak woman behavior
>>537585604No, you're wrong.
>>537579042I chose blue
>>537585656mad*Also the point of the test is to filter retards
>>537585669I doubt it
>>537585746>Answers not me>Becomes awkward and combative when told he's wrong, resorts to racisms against customers.I was right.
>>537579042For me it's definitely "Not Me", if "things just happen" to you, you are probably just very unaware of your surroundings. I can see why they would ask this because most niggers would probably vote "Me".
>>537584860i would like to see the other questions. by the time you get to that question you most likely know already what they want from you. the question alone could also filter out high iq quizees who tend to overthink things
>>537585847I do agree that they might want to hire niggers though. Maybe it's more of a manager/slave question
>>537585828Huh? What the fuck are you on about?>>537585856>the question alone could also filter out high iq quizees who tend to overthink thingsMidwit coping
>>537585656>Demanding I care>Badly explained child like story>Trying to shift the blame>Calling others dumb while making typoAnon you need only call me an incel and stinky gash status will be confirmed.
>>537585462Both of those things can happen. I can make a mistake and crash my bike or something can happen that's out of my control that I couldn't reasonably avoid that would cause me to crash my bike.
>>537585963Stop hitting on boys on /pol/ fucking faggot Australian el clasico
>>537585963>retard seething and screeching bless your retarded heart
>>537585847Isn't answering "me" accepting responsibility for where you end up? Where as answering "not me" means you just end up in situations, seemingly confused as to why, trying to blame others for it?Why is everyone in this thread saying "not me" is the correct answer to enter the wonderful world of wagies?
>>537585999Yes but as a bottom of the barrel wagie even if the manger jump kicks you in the face and sends you flying off the bicycle it's your fault. Do you want a job or not? It's always your fault.
>>537586031answering "not me" means you are not identifiying as a person who would say >things happen to me a person who says >things happen to me is a person who is passive and doesn't take responsibility that's not you, right, anon?you are not a passive bitch, you take responsibility for fuckups on the job so answer NOT ME
>>537585999Anon, it's always your fault, you chose to go on your bike. Every outcome of every accident has that action as the root, your choice to go out on a bicycle.
>>537586104At this point I have to believe you are pretending to be retarded or your an indian that is pretending to be a Brit
The question is trying to weed out people who have a victim mentality.As in are you the kind of person that blames external factors for failure.The question is missing important contextual information that would otherwise be given in the preceding series of questions but the question is basically:"Are you the kind of person that has things happen to him/her or are you the kind of person that owns up to their own failures?"Basically they're trying to weed out the people that will sue McDonalds if they fall into the deep fryer.In practice though it selects for 50% of the retards and 100% of the psychopaths because anyone with half a brain will realize they want a happy perfect drone that takes full responsibilities of things happening their life and answer accordingly.
>>537586195He made the classic mistake of sticking his dick in crazy and then marrying it.
>>537586031>enter the wonderful world of wagies?A lot of the people answering might not be hoping for this outcomeSemantically and logically, Not Me is the responsible/sentient human answer
>>537586029You're either a woman or a faggot, which is it anon?
>>537579042IT'S A FUCKING WEBSITETHERE'S OVER A DOZEN WAYS TO SAVE THE WEBSITE TO POST IT HERE BETTER THAN TAKING A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR MONITOR IN 2026
>>537586264I fucked your mom last night, go ask her.
>>537586204I wouldn't hire someone who doesn't take responsibility for everything, including shit that's dumped on them for convenience, you're all crazy paying someone to argue with you? Fuck no... it's your fault you fell of the bike and it's your fault I plundered the company accounts to spend it all on marching powder and toothless hookers, fuck am I paying you all for.
>>537586218All they really had to do was rename the options "agree" and "disagree" and it would make a lot more sense to be perfectly desu
>>537586298You really think a corporation is going to let a rando stick a usb key to save a pic or let you access the internet on their test computers? You also failed the test.
>>537586345I should be paid to read your retarded, schizo rambling
>>537586298Now this is a truly autistic post. I have done the exact same move because, believe it or not NEETIE-kun, many of these hiring tests are timed and you might just want to send a quick pic to your gf about how crazy it is, and then continue with the actual hiring process that you are in the middle of instead of pasting screenshots here and there
>>537586386But it would filter less retards rendering the test less effective. We need to stop retard proofing the world.
>>537586218Also the true philosophical answer is yes (Me). Things happen to everyone. No one is truly in control of their life or destiny, and most of it is predetermined by the circumstances of one's birth and luck. An enlightened human being knows this.These tests and corporate America actively trains people to have these psychopathic and narcissistic "dark triad" mindsets though. That's partly why the US is in decline and partly why millennials aren't inclined to have children even on top of financial worries. Because narcissistic parents create NEETs. See the raisedbynarcissists subreddit.
>>537586386the question should have been>NIGGA DIS YOU?and the answers>SHEEIT DAS MEand>FUCK NO
>>537586433Sense of humour bypass eh, the point still stands, nobody wants to hire somebody who doesn't take responsibility for stuff, and the more things they're willing to take responsibility for the more useful they are. Saying you can't even fall off your own bike without taking responsibility for it is a huge red flag you're going to be awkward, go start your own business if you think that way nobody wants to hire you.
>>537586334You sound upset anon. Did I hit a bit too close to home?
>>537586481The choices here are to accommodate retards, it's why they're using first grade vocabulary. if they used big words like disagree, half the staff would fail the test simply from not knowing what the word means.
>>537586536>An enlightened human being knows this.an overqualified employee is bad for the companythis filters out the overqualified people
>>537586542they dont want to hire victim mentality. they want to hire winners. the right answer is to portray yourself as an infallible winner who never has bad things happen
>>537586537The only option should be>but I didn't fall off my bike this morning
>>537579042did I ever fall off a bike?does a small bruise bother me?do I feel like this blue AI generated kid right now, as I'm applying to this dead end job?
>>537586434>NEETIE-kunEasily the gayest fucking post on this entire website, only a newfaggot would ever think that's good enough to post. You are an absolute butt-sucking homosexual and I'm glad my very existence is above yours.
>>537586386They don't want you answering in third person, because I think with psychometric tests they want you as immersed as possible to make it harder to lie.But yea it's only confusing out of context. It's a whole series of questions of "DIS U, HOMIE?" which makes it absolutely clear what they're asking.
>>537586654I'm fairly certain McDs does not want to nor has it ever hired winners.
>>537586654Keke. Anon this is McDonald's, they want to hire jeets.I think OP is a little brown faggot
>>537579042This is 100% percent done to filter the schizos and schizotypals.
>>537586654>they want to hire winnersThat's what I think of when I interact with fast food employees, here's a winner who takes charge of things in their life
>>537586662indeed>>537584476>>537584699
>>537586680Yes, I am sure you are very good at 4chan posting, just not at job interviews
>>537585521Well it shows no one else involved and a curb right there. But honestly you don't need the pic for the question to work. >Things happen to meVs>I make things happen for myself
>>537586155Seems like brainwashing.>everything bad that happens to you is your responsibilityWell, no shit, it inevitably becomes my responsibility but its not my responsibility to make sure a McDonalds CEO doesn't attach a hose to the fryer and douse me in boiling oil. Lol.Similarly, if you find $20 on the ground its not by your will alone that you "happened upon" a windfall.
the only retards are the companies who send those out
>>537586642Mentally overqualified people can spot the answer/personality archetype they're looking for right away.What it really filters out are the honest to a fault type people. That's why so many "optimal" workers steal from their workplaces. These personality tests are a grift from whatever company provides them to the companies, probably some nepotistic embezzling scheme where the cousin of one of the executives in the companies provide these useless retarded glorified slideshows for a piece of whatever company's opex.I doubt they have these tests in China and they seem to be doing just fine without.
>>537579042Make the fucking burger, wagie.
>>537579376Jeet detected.No wonder it smells in here.Loathsome creatures, you pajeets.
>>537586718>>537586721it's top down from corporate. shaniqua the hiring manager doesnt care about tests like these
>>537586757Only a sith thinks in such extremes. There are levels of ineptitude. The lowest level being >Wahhhh why do all these things keep happening to me!?
>>537586968>I doubt they have these tests in China and they seem to be doing just fine without.The only test they do is a physical fitness test to make sure they can't clear the suicide nets when they leap off the factory roof
>>537587202A name fag making star wars references is the lowest form of creature in this universe
>>537579042I need more information about the context in which this question is being asked to understand what the private entity, public body, or individual (posing such simplistic question) expects of me.Without further context: the 'it depends' button is missing.Now I'll venture to ask you a question in return. Who or whom is to blame for India continuing to be an open-air dump that exports subhuman waste to the rest of the world?Depends on your answer ill give you the correct answer.
>>537587341you've already failed for too much thinking which is what they don't want
>>537587252We don't know the working conditions of apple/foxconn slave villages.It could be that we'd consider the number of suicide attempts low if we knew the truth.
>>537584476but have you ever stole one?
>>537587557YOU AINT GOT SHIT ON ME I DINDU NUFFIN AND AINT NOBODY SEEN ME
>>537579042They're retarded. The test is trying to gauge what kind of person you are and if you are a good enough, low risk, slave goy to wage for them.
>>537579565>>537579632>LOL!!!! WHEN A NIGGER RAN YOU OVER RANDOMLY BY SLAMMING THROUGH THE WALL OF YOUR HOUSE THAT WAS YOUR OWN FAULTOP and whoever made this shitty test are midwits bootstrap faggots who think everyone is always 100% in control of everything in their lives and everything that affects them.
>>53758741315 years ago there were leaked videos from Foxconn. We did know what the working conditions were like. They literally had people living in stacked cages who were in debt. It was ran like Carnegie Steel towns where the company monopolize all the essentials then indebted the workers by barely paying them enough to cover their food/rent.
>>537587413You're right, the toddlers tied up outside to railings like junkyard dogs while their parent works 12 hour shifts is probably a positive sign for working conditions in China
>>537579042>phrased in the most retarded way possible>implying having control over X / be a winner>to end up at fucking mcd's
>>537587712I applied to Staples 10 years ago and they had a "personality" test that essentially boiled down to testing your communist purity. Snitch on coworkers, work for free, your manager is your best friend, etc it was disgusting how transparent it was like it was obvious what answer they wanted you to pick. Honestly I probably didn't get the job because I answered "perfectly"
>>537579042>click "not me"i can't fall off a bike, because it got stolen by niggers
>>537587341>in which the question is being askedThere is ZERO question in OP's text, and there's ZERO question in OP's 'picrel' - OP is incapable of creating a thread.
>>537579042Both answers are correct because shit happens and can be unavoidable, like a jeet getting a truckers license from lax jewish adjacent cunts and running you over even if (you) specifically did everything correctly.However if you're doing everything correctly the super majority, 99+% of the time, nothing bad is going to happen.Regardless this is some straight up HR lady retarded tier shenanigans.
>>537587922The o.g foxconn leaks was some harrowing shit. Zoomers might not remember that was the entire reason people started calling out applefags as hypocrites since they were doing all their virtue signaling from a device that is from the top down built on the backs of slaves both adult and children. It wasn't just the overworking that caused people to yeet themselves from the roof. People were losing their kids, were living in cages, starving, dirty, maimed in accidents, etc.
>>537588206Sorry anon you failed the test, no job for you. The correct answer is everything is your fault and bad things only happen because you're not working enough unpaid overtime for your fat niggress manager
>>537579042>>537581654>mfw actually encountered an instance of being too smart (aka what I would think is average intelligence) to understand something and need it dumbed down/smarted up explained to meTho to be fair, its grammatically incoherent.They probably only give you this test if the interviewer finds reasonable grounds to suspect you’re functionally retarded.
>>537588206it sounds like a questionnaire by niggers for niggershad to lose a few braincells momentarily to even understand it
>>537585337>>537585026Are they literally trying to sus out the niggers without agency so as to remove them from the job application?
>>537579042Why is it a yes/no question? Sometimes shit happens to people, sometimes it doesn't. Is OP a faggot for making a shit thread? Yes/no. I pick yes.
>>537588565>Why is it a yes/no question?To filter schizos and psychotic personality structures, unironically.
>>537586604>Did I hit a bit too close to home?No, but I did when I fucked your mom last night ;)
>>537589642But you didn't, because you're a faggot. Thought you were smarter than this Swiss bro
>>537579131/threadIf this was text alone the answer would be "me", because it is true, things happen to me.However the image throws it off. We now have to wonder whether this is a trick question. Click "me" and it might be interpreted as us referring to the picture of a thing happening to a blue girl, a bike crash obviously.The dilemma moves beyond the text question. We now have to try and gauge the intentions of the creator. It is possible they expect us to identify with the blue girl, or it is possible they are aware the image has nothing to do with the question. Which is far more complex and depends more on background knowledge. It is more of a probability than a straight answer.The only winning move is not to play. To refuse to engage in bullshit. Maybe the right move is to give it a shot just to prove you are pragmatic or choose "me" out of principle, but with irrationality and low IQ bullshit on the rise maybe it is better to set yourself apart.
pol is now just schizos, living in sheds, mumblin' esoterica at each other
