Hey Faggots,My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
A relic from better days
>>537786206simpler times
I’m gay and fat
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>>537786206Look at this faggot, posting pasta from before his birth
>>537786206Hey John, you know you might want to try being nicer to people. Think about it
>>537786206John, you asshole ; )
>>537786298I never got to see one happen live. It was always faggots starting threads pretending they were actually going to do it
>>537786298Btw a nigger or migrant would do it today and literally nothing would happen, he wouldn't even run
>>537786298kek i was in this thread
>>537786206Zyzz wouldve decked this faggot, looked right into the camera and said "we're all gonna make it brah"
>>537786206Reminder:He's holding on to her cawk.
>>537786206What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Waiter waiter this pasta is quite stale
>>537786206He was right all along,How did not see this impass as a future revelation.
>>537787784This should be posted on shitter everytime a rednigger insults you.
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I miss this but idk if 4chan was better or I was just a kid>Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?Yes, it's literally 50€ for half an hour and you skip the humiliation ritual>What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"?basically just that one, but I'm a prokeksome people's faces go viral as a chad larp, others as an insult. feels bad.
>>537786290It was funny because only idiots would fall for it and now everyone would fall for it outside of 4chan
>>537789952OP here, a lot of people in here pass the newfag check so that's good.>>537786566Don't tell me about pasta, I was around when the ancient memes were freshly written.
>>537787784This will probably get you vanned now if you say it to the wrong faggot
>>537789952Nobody fell for it, faggot, it's too obvious. Trolling is a art.
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