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>>539238907I'm too bad to go to heaven and too good to go to hell
>>539238907The zoo hypothesis.
>>539238907Havana Syndrome is real.
Israel is sabotaging the American war effort in Iran because it's destiny for Israel and Russia to ally.
>>539238907Jews are innately good people and anyone saying anything to the contrary is a combination of jealous and evil
>>539238907Me. I'm the conspiracy theory.Are you not impressed?
>>539238907Outer space is water. The government hides this because they dont want us to escape.Also the lotterys main purpose is to catch time travelers and regressors.
>>539238907The second coming of Jesus Christ might be a micronova of our sunSource:Luke 21:25-28, Luke 21:33 (for his words, John 3:16), Matthew 13:37-43, Matthew 24:26-31, 1 Cor 15:50-52 + 58, 2 Peter 3:9-13, John 14:3, etcI think riding novas like this might be a popular activity in Heaven because the New Testament sounds like this is a joyful experience
>>539238907Not a single conspiracy theory has ever beeb proven true. All you schizos need to take your meds and stop spreading baseless rumors.
>>539240176except for white replacement. that is obviously very true.
>>539238907the human race is aliens.... I seen that shit when took over a quarter of shrooms
>>539238907There's a vast global conspiracy to prevent things from happening
Hunter Biden funded Covid's creation, and the Ukraine war since he was in China and Ukraine just before shit hit the fan.
>>539239854But anon, you know outer space is water and you still can’t escape.So that doesn’t make sense.
>>539240176You are aware conspiracy is a crime in every western nation and every western nation has imprisoned people for conspiracy, right?
>>539240346Aliens are time travelling humans from the distant future in changing events to manipulate the future (their present)
>>539239569>>539239569all of these are jewish.CTs are there to befuddle goyim into either not caring about the hall of cost or poisoning the well by inserting harebrained nonsense.Here's what's fake>holocaustalmost every mainstream narrative about ww2>the US, it's not a real country anymore as it lacks race, culture, a vision and basic honesty>judeo-christianity is not a real religion but an effective pseudo-religious scamand here's what's true>A.H. was a true saint>White genocide is real>jews are our enemy
In middle school, when playing volleyball, Thomas played the ball so short that i couldnt get to it.He did that on pupose.
>>539238907the twin towers never existed
There really is gold in bald peoples heads
>>539238907I think an insane amount of content online is full ai, including from content creators who have been around since long before now releasing ai versions of themselves.Famously, Clott Adams did this publicly.Sometimes you will notice a content creator who is edited to hell (camera cuts every few seconds or every other phrase, lots of talking with the host not visible) and they will on occasion make mistakes no human would make.For example, I was watching a video and the (American) dude said “capris” like the pants instead of “carapace” like bug shells. No American would ever look at “carapace” and try to say “capris” and if they were simply reading a script they would immediately find “capris” out of place. Bonus points, they said “carapace” just earlier in the video referring to the exact same subject. Even if all of this was a mistake, I can’t imagine it not getting caught in post.But increasingly I see this as a massive problem with search results, particularly hobby and news-related. There are tons of full ai news sites gaming the algorithm and getting top results with extremely useless articles full of mistakes.And of course, here and sites like it. It’s obvious we not only have a swarm of full-ai posters, but another issue is large amounts of seemingly human (NPC?) posters who will get into an argument, then start pasting in AI “responses” that are lengthy but not actually pertinent to the item being discussed. This is the one that concerns me the most because I am convinced a human is involved but they have entirely surrendered to offloading their thinking to AI. They FEEL strongly enough about a subject to enter into arguments about it, but when they can’t actually THINK about the topic, they just send it into AI, do NOT read the output, and paste it at you (likely with some smug sense of satisfaction). It’s inhuman and, on some primal level, absolutely terrifies me.
>>539241546I’ve been in the restaurant near the top.
>>539239569t very good bad boy
>>539241746You're not real
>>539240660No one would ever do this on purpose if it was even possible. Any significant change would likely delete everyone in (future) existence, with that becoming more likely the further in the future they come from, becoming an absolute certainty faster than you would think.While you could pretend it’s possible to change the future (your present) to make it better, you would actually just be deleting everyone from existence.
>>539238907A dude told me when i was 13 that the world was controlled by worm people wearing human skin that come from the center of the earth... could be real I feel bad that I laughed at him
>>539238907Our galaxy is inside a black hole
>>539241885Fair enough.
>>539241949I’m like 80% sure the world is controlled by parasitically controlled humans. He’s not to far off.
>>539240468That's not even a conspiracy. Biden literally funded Poroshenko via Nullan-dexit or whatever its called
>>539240176Nigger
>non white women want to be colonized
>>539239838
>>539241929> you would actually just be deleting everyone from existenceOh no. Anyway.
Gingers are half human and half flower
>>539238907british slacks just were invented by the devil only for me to attack my weak point. just going to a spanish beach resort to meditate about "Mein Kampf" fat, big tit, drunk british girls with 3 degree sun burn show up and I get a boner. Demonic or CIA Tier stuff. Fuck you british women
>>539242715Well, most people would assume that deleting literally everyone from existence runs counter to the plan to fix your timeline.
the first man landed on mars back in the 90sbut it was a one way trip so it was never made public
>>539242932jews are 100% shit said my grandpa. and he worked in a jew ressort in the 40´s
>>539242958If it’s my timeline I’ll do what I want with it. Those people would’ve died anyway, if they don’t like it they can build their own damn time machine.
>>539241929>Any significant change would likely delete everyone inprove it
>>539238907most jews are just polacks who wanted to be a minority
>>539243306Okay, name a change that could plausibly change the trajectory or fate of the human race.Examples:>killing all nonewhites>ending the use of fossil fuels>releasing some super tech way early Whatever. It just has to plausibly change the trajectory or fate of the human race.
>>539238907Moses was the smartest dictator ever
>>539238907God put me on this Earth to save all of you and suffer. My time has not yet come to truthfully save you. Everywhere I've ever been and everyone that I've ever influenced I was there because he put me there. I don't even have my own opinions or my own thoughts. I don't have possession of my own body. I am merely an autopilot vessel of God and I will save all of you, even the ones that deserve damnation. Too many things have happened in my life where I was in the right place at the right time and set of circumstances that would only happen in a movie. Too many instances where where I could or should have died but I didn't. There's a reason why I'm here and there's a reason why I end up where I'm at. Always there's a reason why I linger and do nothing for a period of time and I have no control over it. It's all him
>>539241929But it already happened, so it isn't a change
>>539238907Sperm is stored in the brain.That's why it takes so long to come out compared to pee (which is stored in the balls). Its also why you have a headache after orgasm and why stupid people have stupid kids. Stupid brains produce stupid sperm.
>>539239727I fucks with that leaf now. Can you do me a favor? And can you just put out all the fires. Please get off your lazy ass. Stop talking about zoos and aliens and high pot thesises and put out those fucking fires
>>539243550K, keep us posted.
>>539240176There were people in the '60s and in the '70s saying that the government was drugging people brainwashing them with LSD and using hookers to also bring in drunk so that they can get brainwashed with LSD and have themselves be manipulated.People called these people crazy and then the government burnt. Most of the documents released some documents that are largely blacked out and clear as day it is stated and has been stated by numerous public officials that yes, the American government went to bars and other places and recruited prostitutes to drug drunks so that they could be fucked around with with LSD
There are no such thing as Jews. Invented from European witchcraft in the 17th Century from quasi-Indians like gypsies who learned to read.
>>539241371Fuckin' Thomas.
>>539240346I didn't see that when I was on shrooms. I just saw them in the fucking woods and God damn it were they fucking huge and they were grayish greenish. It was dark.They were fucking huge. There was a lot of them and they had long legs and long lanky arms and they all hid behind the trees. I didn't have the balls to go into the forest that night. I stood at the golf course and I saw beams of light behind them and a pitch black night where there was no moon and everything that was behind them is an actual mile of woods with no lights in them
>>539242936Fuckin' British slacks. I hate those pants.
>>539243654Ooof bong resin that takes me back to being a teenager. A desperate teenager like that's ehh, number one. It's the wettest and smelliest that resin could ever smell and feel. I used to mainly just smoke bongs until I got lazy of lighting. It all the time and everyone I knew just smoked blunts so I smoke blunts smoke a bowl too. Every now and then I'll smoke resin from a bowl. No problem but you know I'm 36 now. It's been like 20 years since I've smoked bong resin and it's not something I'm going to revisit. I have a lot more disposable income now and weed's completely legal so I get it at good prices and I'm never out of weed ever not even close
>>539241371This is my favorite conspiracy theory so far
>>539243624So your theory is they travel back in time in order to not change the future.
>>539243521I mean prove changing the past can change the future, if anything it would just make a different timeline and your present would still suck
>>539243730Fuckin' Operation Midnight Climax. I hate Operation Midnight Climax
>>539244107Okay, so then I am correct it makes no sense to go back in time to help the future.Good talk.
>>539244093Bong rips wreck my lungs. I feel like I have a chest cold the next day. Bong resin also smells like ass, I remember we used to dare each other and try and trick people into drinking bong water, but I don’t remember that we actually got anyone to do it. It cures Covid you know?
>>539241848Dunno where i heard it but it stuck with me
>>539244242I have tasted bong water. It is gross. It is really gross and I didn't even drink it straight from the bong. No. I had like basically distilled bong water for whatever reason because they didn't want to pour it out and they used to fill it in water bottles and we had a tree fort that we smoked in all the time. Well one day while we were smoking and it was super duper fucking stopped like the whole entire room was spinning stoned. I had dry mouth worse than I had ever had it at that point and it was a long time since I last drank anything and I was so thirsty and there were actual water bottles around and I accidentally grabbed a water bottle because like I was choking or coughing on something and I needed to drink, I was so thirsty and so fast of a drink. It was so fucking gross. I spit everything out. I almost vomited just talking about it every time I can still kind of like almost tasted in the back of my throat
>>539244460Bet it cured your covid though.
>>539240176
>>539244736It says right in your image that he committed suicide by double tap to the back of his head to atone for his lies.
>>539242052can't we see other galaxies?
>lol
>>539238907italian food is not that good for you>yea bro copious amounts of oil are good because its heckin natural oil
>>539238907The english language as we know it now is the original language for humanity and it has been slowly reintroduced piece by piece through genetic memory and interlopers since the languages were confounded in Babylon, it is the source of true magic and simply speaking out will cast your words as works onto yourself or others like a path opening up. Etymology is the most powerful of word arts as it bridges the gaps in meaning and pronunciation and when paired with gematria numerology these tools can be used to enchant soul into stones.
>>539243643I'll get right on sweeping every twig in the billion acre boreal forest, boss.
>>539245172Actually, it's a billion and a third.
>>539238907It isn't the jews, just endless coincidences that everything jews said and wrote about wanting to do to us is happening with jews in positions of power.
>>539244943They can see light in the sky and name them “galaxy”. All the imagery you have seen of other galaxies is cgi. Consider that even if they could zoom in on these lights and see it’s actually a large number of lights, they still wouldn’t have a way to differentiate that from stars within our “galaxy”. The concept of a “galaxy” itself (as differentiated from a “universe”) is not evidenced.Space is very, very fake. Virtually everything you know about it is just made up nonsense.
>>539238907.GOP has already won the midterm elections in the US because Dems are self-sabotaging, and can't hide their Democrat Voter Fraud Scandal (Votergate). They just don't know it yet.
>>539244516No this was like fucking 15 years before covid dude I would say that it made me immune to covid but in the tail end of covids existence I got it along with my fiance. And let me tell you something right now. This isn't some bullshit. I come up with a positive and I just accept it for what it is during the two weeks that I had covid and I did smoke pot smoke blunts. It was the most painful smoking experience I've ever had my entire life and it was one of the only times that I actually limited the amount of times that I would smoke like I smoke mad blunts a day like I think bare minimum at this point like 10 maximum 20 on those days especially the hardest ones. I would smoke like five, maybe six and I would be dying every step of the way
>>539245119This is true. Well said.
>>539245172I have a lot of faith in you. I think you can do it man
4chan is a honeypot, run by Eglin/CIA/Mossad/Jason Lucas.
>>539245476We actually gaslight them.
God's own image was never the target for redemption.
They're putting parasites in fast food.See: taco bell+ explosive diarrhea That's just the tip of the iceberg
>>539245832>Iceberg
>>539245961Also (((Berg)))
>>539238907Child trafficking help the 'country'.
>>539238907the crown is behind ice
>>539245373Should’ve just drunk some more bong water. It cures Covid.
>>539245404Okay, I'll keep going then. The original golem was a clay machination imbued with the word on a piece of parchment or tablet(instruction sets on a IPAD), which is an abuse of our light or ray(Ra) the highest self. The neadnerthals are a race of hylic peoples who use snake/dragon symbology and usher forth materialistic female death cults who interbreed with us and corrupted our lineages with matriarchal influences, their mother was eve(evil), every male human is of our father is Ada-m(egg-man). We are living through a cycle that must be broken at all costs, and it will be broken, AI controlled machines are the golems hiding in plain sight. Nothing new under the sun I suppose, but you get that on those bigger jobs.
The issue isn't Jews, the issue is Gnostics. There are good Jews (like Gleen Greenwald) and bad Jews (like Ben Shapiro) and the thing all the bad guys have in common is Gnosticism. Gnostics are objectively enemies of pragmatic materialism and the beautification o f the world. Their religion tries to make the world less beautiful and splendorous so we'll eventually dissociate from reality forever. Hermeticism and Luciferianism are fine becausw they think matter can be a good thing, whereas all Abrahamic religions are philosophically Gnostic in that they want to end the world and escape matter (which I think is deranged compared to Eastern or Pagan Western philosophy of eternal cycles). The Gnostics are the enemies of humanity, not any specific race.
Woodstock 99 was a government op testing demoralization tactics on a white audience. When Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff turned the crowd from demoralized sheep into a full fucking riot with a single song, US govt spent the next 10 years shutting down every genre of rock and metal music, and neutering any surviving bands into obscurity. That's why rock and metal are dead/niche now.
Earth is a loosh farm controlled by reptilian entities
"bugs" are ancient bio-tech left here to maintain the planet among other things.
https://youtu.be/pllRW9wETzwhttps://youtu.be/2YiHxQcc1tM
>>539238907Eggs are freeChickens dont really mind if you just take them
>>539247204https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE
>>539245373God bless you, anon.
https://youtu.be/vI8c3eSIkQY
>>539239767Israel is sabotaging and hedging every relationship so that they'll be the only ones to profit from chaos in their region.You're doing them a favor by spinning up wild theories for why Israel is playing 5d chess.They're sabotaging everything at once and getting away with it because everyone (muslims) around them are too retarded to unite against Israel, and other powers (west plus catholics plus asians) don't give a shit about semitic infighting.
>>539238907This will probably get flag-filtered or deleted.Ignore the reddit spacing and typos.Flock cameras are a temporary thing.The intelligence agencies know/found out that there is a group that manages people, with no ties to any political party. By managing people, I meaning trafficking, arranging protest and riots, that sort of thing.There's multiple internal reports about vehicles that bring in people, materials for riots, and of course the big one - mail-in ballots. These are known by the public very well, but other people/sample/things have been intercepted. The group is so organized that the trail goes cold very quickly.To solve this, Flock cameras have been installed. These are not your normal cameras, as you have seen over the web. They capture and track so much more. The current administration, intel agencies, and anyone above a nigger-level IQ know that it's just a temporary thing. They were expecting property damage and protests. Flock will die, it's is supposed to die, and hence the backlash. It's scope was about 10-15 years.Waiting to see what they have found.
>>539250966incoming bumplock
>>539238907Sponge bob and the Red Mist Murders
>>539238907Dove Cosmetics "Real Beauty" ads are actually a promotion by the world's largest ice cream company to promote obesity so women eat more ice cream.
>>539238907ive changed the world more than some leaders of nations have just for fun on my computr :3i see ripples of my work decades latter and ppl mostly have no idea who or what ive done, i dont even know what ive done, but every once in a while get recognized for my work and the person normally spergs hours at me in excitement its quite something, the world changed, many died, many saved, some butterfly effect stuff but really dunno and i never will :-) side-note: without the recognition id think myself delusional
>>539250966i like reddit spacingits harder to read stufflike thisouchanyways 15ish whatever years ago reddit was actuall;y cool, used it to post MDE/sam hyde stuff, it was normal, it rotted like a apple, i dont hate the apple because it rots you hate the rot
>>539251210i like spongebob
