> Hello anons> I am someone who loves browsing internet lore and news> I know about the legendary things that 4chan users, specifically you guys, have achieved in the past> Especially on this /pol/ and /k/ board, you guys did some truly extraordinary things> I've heard all about the Shia LaBeouf flag capture and the air strike on the terrorist camp in Syria, you guys are absolutely amazing> And today, I am here because I want to learn more about your legendary status, and also, I have a challenge for you guys> Alright anons, let's bring out the king of all internet mysteries> I have a challenge for the real military and intel autists here> The unsolved rabbit hole of Lake City Quiet Pills (LCQP)> Started right here on the internet after a user named ReligionOfPeace died, exposing a hidden network of black-ops mercenaries> Cryptic codes, job postings for international hitmen, and "Quiet Pills" which was just military slang for clean assassination bullets> The scariest part: The encrypted job logs matched the exact dates and locations of real-life political assassinations, like the Hamas commander in Dubai> My challenge for /k/ and /pol/: Dig into the archived HTML source codes and decode the remaining mercenary logs> Let's see if 4chan can uncover the truth about this real-life dark web shadow government, or if you guys are just scared of the fedsShow me what you got.
They're retired
Not your personal army
>>541547434Okay, I checked it out. It seems that commies are thieving sacks of shit.
>>541547434>Lake City Quiet Pills (LCQP)The mouthy murderer of Fart dot com? I haven’t thought of him in a squirrels balls age
Your first mistake was posting under a commie flag.
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>>541547434why are you speaking in greentext you dunce?
>>541547434i'm very very good at speaking cryptically and formulating wild conspiracies out of minor details.
>>541547434Best I can do is order a pizza to someone's address for the lolz
Like OP wants us to use a web browser to look up shit.....nah, I'm good.
>>541547434>Mercenaries and hitmenNot interested, I heard they're not that bad
>>541547434/pol/ is ( or at least was) made up of all the anons that should actually be leading our institutions if we had all White nations not run by jews. The weaponized autism meme isn't just a meme. Our system actively selects against high IQ White males and forces them into NEETdom and containment boards like 4chan, only giving all these bright lads so much free time just gave them the ability to aquire PHD level expertise in geopolitics, genetics, racial science, philosophy, religion, and history and engage in a cross disciplinary study that gradually exposed the jews for what they are. And it ultimately paid off. The average normie is way more jew aware than they were even just 5 years ago, and this is going to start effecting irl policy. Schlomo is getting sweaty. His secret is out, and his psyop containment board designed to keep these fine men from fulfilling their destiny actually just helped it along, albeit in a roundabout way.
>>541548898Yeah we got flooded with shit for that reason same with /b/ and /co/ Both boards are just about niggerdicks now
>>541548898Shlomstein didn't make this place. They can't make anything
>>541548985True but I'm a post 2012 newfag ( although I've literally been called an old fag by Zoomers which is hilarious) so my only frame of reference for 4chan is after the boards were already significantly compromised.
>>541547434Firstly, NYPASecondly, all those autists of the glory days of /pol/ are gone. The userbase are now a bunch of retarded tech illiterate zoomies that can't even make a webm or gif for OC let alone HTML fluencyThirdly, you're a newfag that can't greentext properly so anyone that would had been willing will now not want to do it because some outsider normalnigger told them to
>>541549192I don't know I just hung out in ylyl and Hitler threads. The mods were always playing petty tyrants so how can you tell who's who. I think people being able to discuss things honestly scares a lot of people
sounds like too much work for a NEET GOD like me. I'll pass.
>>541549211>You need tech literacy to solve mysteries Where's my scooby snacks
>>541547434There are no more Anons here bro it's just a bunch of Glowie's throwing shade at each other and accusing each other of being mentally ill. So they're not wrong but unfortunately for you the days of Pools being closed and flags being captured are done bro lol.
>>541549580Le douche wasn't even that difficult though. Just a lot of autism
>>541549635In Autism We Trust motherfucker lol.
>>541549685What did they use? Flight radar and stars or something?
