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Birthdays are for children. Once a man is past 21 in the US we quite literally do not even recall our own birthdays as major events. To us we're just ruining a random day.
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>>542405134
My wife didn’t even get me a card for my birthday this year.
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>>542405134
FOIDSLOP THREAD WHO ORDERED MORE FOIDSLOP THREAD
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>>542405134
women take their birthdays way too seriously. the smallest little non-issue that happens is multiplied by 100 on their birthday. my girlfriend freaked out because her THIRD RESTAURANT (3) she booked for her birthday (she took all her friends to a bar; a restaurant, and then a third restaurant in one day) pushed her reservation back 10 minutes.
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>>542405134
21?
Real men stop after 13.
What faggot celebrates their birthday after that?
Only women that's who.
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>>542405134
Why do Jews ruin perfectly good civilizations?
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>>542405210
My wife makes a bigger deal out of my birthday than I do. I literally just want a normal day, and she acts like it's something super special.
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The only person that remembered my birthday was my 4 year old daughter who brought me a picture she had draw in pre-k.
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>>542405134
i kinda agree with the nigger, i haven't celebrated my birthday since i turned 22 or 23
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>>542405134
>Doesn't get himself cupcakes for his birthday
I know you retards have trouble understanding life but you literally choose your own misery here. Lighten the fuck up you pussy.
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A man knows his birthday is for the women in his life. They like it. It's for them. Spergs don't get this.
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>>542405134
My wife told me men get a birthday, women celebrate a birth week. But in return she promised to clean, cook and suck my dick or fuck whenever I want. She’s held up her end of the bargain for 8 years, so I consider it a fair deal.
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>>542405385

>I literally just want a normal day

Don´t we all ...
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>https://www.marieclaire.co.uk/life/relationships/why-men-ruin-birthdays
>https://archive.is/QNuTg
Kind of interesting. It's less about birthdays in particular than a phenomenon wherein men sabotage significant events in women's lives (whether they're supposed to be happy events like birthdays or vacations, or challenges like job interviews or running a marathon) by creating drama
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>>542405318
13?
Real men stop after 8.
What faggot celebrates their birthday after that?
Only women that's who.
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true, the cult about one's own person is mega cringe
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>>542405809
Yet /pol/ doesn't have a problem with Trump's narcissism.
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>>542405681
is the drama they create them telling the women to tone it down with the self aggrandizement?
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>>542405134
>LOOK AT ME GIVE ME ATTENTION I AM SPECIAL I AM THE STAR OF MY MOVIE
there now you know everything there is to know about foids
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>>542405134
I hate birthdays and holidays, unless you actually achieved something yourself (like say its a harvest celebration and you and your community worked hard, that's understandable) its void of any meaning.
I did used to hate Thanksgiving as a kid/young adult, it was just such a boring day where the main event was just.. food.
Good food, but still, just food.
Then I started cooking for Thanksgiving and it really did feel good seeing people I care about genuinely enjoying something I put effort into making.
Birthdays are void of merit because you did nothing to get praise.
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>>542405712
8?
Real men stop after 3.
What faggot celebrates their birthday after that?
Only women that's who.
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>>542405681
>men sabotage significant events in women's lives (whether they're supposed to be happy events like birthdays or vacations, or challenges like job interviews or running a marathon) by creating drama
holy fucking projection LMFAO
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>>542405867
narcs love endorsing other narcs from a distance because it gives them a good feeling about their own narcissism

that's why you see women gloat about "yaasss go queen! as he should!" on social media
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>>542405681
Well yeah they are emotionally abusive and trying to make the most impact, because they hate them. It happens with people of both sexes. Loads of fathers fucking love ruining every single Christmas.
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>>542406003
Maybe read the room and don't tell your girlfriend you're breaking up with her right when she is about to do something that requires focus?
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>>542405677
No one above 15 is a kid, no birthday beyond a symbolic cake.
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>>542405877
No.
It's this:
>"Hey hubby did you remember to take me to a fancy restaurant for my birthday today? ^^"
>today? oh we can go if you want
and this:
>"So, did you plan a nice big pretty cake?"
>what cake? didn't you say your mother was bringing it?
and of course this:
>"Hey baby where are youuu, the girls miss youuu we wend clubbing aaand dey wanna sug u off hahaha bud ur nod heerrre bb come here pls i need u"
>having coffee with the guys, it's 7am honey where the hell were you all night I was worried... wait are you drunk?
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I've grown to hate all holidays and birthdays for a number of reasons. I'd be quite happy sitting in nature until I die, alone.
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>>542406275
maybe don't act in ways that makes people never wanting to have to deal with you ever again just because you had to focus one time
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>>542406226
Because you turn it into an abnormal tiktok event, cunt.
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The only things real men do are: work and vote for Donald Trump, anything else is for sissies and children
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>>542406311
that's basically what I said but yeah
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>>542405299
she sounds like a peach
put a ring on it
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>>542405134
Who cares what the holes think?
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>>542405134
Haven't bothered celebrating anyone's birthday in atleast the past 7 years. Last was my mom's right before she died, I began my journey into being a semi-shutin recluse. I just stay in my rusty old trailer on my 2 acres most the time, only go outside to mow my lawn and grab mail, bring my weekly walmart/ amazon grocery deliveries inside, go to my semi-annual doctor visits to keep my disability check and food stamps. My family never bother to visit, just send me Christmas cards with $20 or $50 gift cards in them. I call and chat for a few minutes with each on Christmas, thank them for the cards. That's been my entire existence. I honestly don't care about my family or anything that happens outside my ittle chunk of land.
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>>542405681
after reading through it, I think the main reason for what they complain about is probably just this
>significant occasions bring difficult emotions to the surface
the man knows he'd be expected to make the day all about her and shower her in presents and kisses and he just can't put up with that shit anymore since he has already emotionally fully dissociated, and this expectations towards him gives him the last push he needs to finally come clean and admit to what he should have admitted to months ago.
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>>542405134
>To us we're just ruining a random day.
We know amerigolems aren't human but it's always nice to get evidence from the source
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>>542405134
I'm the type of person who will find a gift for a friend 6 months ahead of time and hold onto it because it's special and personal, or make someone's favorite cake. But I don't do it with anyone I know, because people are ungrateful miserable cattle, and make life hell every other day out of the year. I only shop for nieces and nephews anymore.
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>>542405134
We get it: you don't have any friends
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>>542405385
Congrats
My mom called me out on Thanksgiving when everyone had quieted down to start eating for not getting her a birthday present when she spent that week down the shore with her grandkids. She hasn’t gotten be a birthday or Christmas present in over a decade.
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>>542405134
Literally my birthday today and I forgot how old I was.
Wife confirmed I’m 32
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>>542406615
someone's permanently stuck in the luteal phase
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>>542405134
I actually find it super cringe and embarassing when a grown woman expects a big birthday celebration - they are literally children
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>>542405134
Moments of celebrations are good for people and for society.
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>>542406648
Ridiculous. I've told people for over a decade to not get me any presents. That if they ABSOLUTELY must get me something, let it be a framed picture of them/their family. The only time I send gifts is for weddings and the birth of nieces/nephews.
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>>542405134
It’s understandable when others celebrate your birthday with you because they love you or are very close to you and are happy that you exist. Above all, your parents should congratulate you on your birthday, along with other relatives; birthdays are really just a family affair. But celebrating for yourself is odd and weird - because what exactly are you celebrating? That you’ve gotten older? Or that you’re glad you were born? Are you celebrating the opportunity to have an excuse, once a year, to get completely drunk without restraint? What is it? That’s what I ask myself every year on my birthday. However, my birthday falls exactly on the summer solstice, and esotericists, eccentrics, magicians, witches, and druids all over the world celebrate this day. I take the liberty of feeling flattered by that. Aside from that, I just find birthday parties tacky.
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>>542405229
*Hurls bag of peanuts at your head*
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>>542406817
>What is it?
people that make a big fuss about their own birthday want to be worshipped by everyone sacrificing their time and money to them because they are demonically possessed
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>>542405681
Men don’t care enough to remember significant dates.
I honestly struggle to remember how old I am
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>>542406817
The language matters too.
In English it's birthday and the implication is great, it's the day you were born X amount of years ago.
In Dutch it's verjaardag. Verjaren means aging out and aging away. It symbolises decay, rot and being forgotten. Somehow we managed to make that our birthdays.
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>>542405134
My mother told me it was retarded to celebrate birthdays past the age of 9 (which i agree) but she still organized shit for my sister until she was 16 kek.
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Never forget the first birthday I had with a gf, she said we would go out to a nice restaurant. yeah when that bill came she handed it right to me.

I could swing it so it was wasn't devastating, but if left up to me I would have eaten at home. She wanted to go out, not me. To top it off she was ragging so no pussy that night.
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>>542407077
you sure know how to pick em
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>>542405134
I literally haven't had a birthday party since like 15/16 or something. Women are all mentally stunted.
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>>542405134
I forget my age sometimes and have to calculate it
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>>542405134
My last Bday I celebrated was when I was 18 and still a senior in highschool. You have your friends over, folks get a pizza, you play SNES and that's it. After that, I was working full time and my buddies were too, so you're an adult and you don't have time to kid stuff. I don't get why it's such a weird issue with some people.
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>>542407050
Do Spaniards celebrate anything equivalent to a quinces for girls?
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>>542406890
>because they are demonically possessed
I see you using that term, and it's clear you have no idea what it means.
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>>542407035
Interesting.
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>>542405473
>eating garbage on your birthday
Fatass
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>>542405134
Women at my work throw birthday parties, exactly like adult children. Does anyone really want to spend their birthday pretending they want to exchange superficial praise with coworkers?
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>>542408123
ok fine, demonically influenced but that's how possession starts
what do you think it means? in my understanding it means someone letting demons work through them by using their free will to chose sin and making a huge deal of your birthday and forcing everyone else to participate to prove how much you mean to them and chastising them if they don't live up to your expectations is multiple sins combined, like greed, gluttony, pride and probably also envy in the form of consuming content of some influencers' out of control birthday celebrations and then feeling entitled to the same treatment
if that's not demonic in nature, idk what is
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>>542405134
>Birthdays are for children. Once a man is past 21 in the US we quite literally do not even recall our own birthdays as major events. To us we're just ruining a random day.
I stopped doing anything for my wife on her birthday and any other holiday, eg, valentines.
She wasnt doing anything for me and I just dont care anymore to "celebrate" jewish made up holidays for jewish consumption.
All I care about is ejaculating my load into her poonani - I want to enhance that process and enjoy it as much as possible.
I also secretly video as many of our sexual encounters as possible. This motivates me to get into better shape so I look better on camera.
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>>542408198
Me we should start using the term Verjahrungstag in German as well.
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>>542405210
My wife, as well as myself, completely forgot about my birthday last year. The day after we were lying in bed and I saw the date on my phone and said, "oh damn, yesterday was my birthday." She came unglued, like I was about to leave her or some shit. I said I really didn't care, then she just got angry at herself. It took like 3 days for me to get it through her thick skull that I haven't given a damn about my birthday since 25 when my car insurance got cheaper. Judging by her reaction, I assume she'll leave me if I ever forget hers.
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>>542408553
we have Jahrestag, almost the same thing
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>>542406002
Real men stop after 3 because their mom strangled them with an exercise band.
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>>542405681
>>542406226
Women are bad people
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>>542408619
Jahrestag has too positive a connotation.
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>>542406615
You think like a woman but type like a man. I'm confused.
Anyway, bless your heart.
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>>542405396
Thats an awesome birthday.
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>>542408683
The most physically omnipotent, REAL men die during birth
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>>542408631
Would be nice booba if she didn't obviously pad.
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>>542407476
>I was working full time
80h, right? You're not a baby working only 40 a week, right? After all, you're a real man, right?
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>>542405385
See >>542405473
>Oh no my wife loves me steak too juicy lobster too buttery
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>>542406275
It's the opposite. There's always something on a woman's mind. She's just remembering the one time you told her something on her birthday because that day stands out.
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I'm 38 and my mommy still makes me a cake and dinner and gives me a present for my birthday.
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>>542408488
What you’re describing is a narcissistic ape with a neglected soul. No demon would associate with such a corrupt soul. Demonic possession is defined entirely differently. The demon doesn’t just test your human soul, he also purifies it. He cleanses your soul of all evil, because he doesn’t want to dwell in a filthy hovel - who would? Of course, this can be very painful at times, and it certainly leads to social exclusion. But he wouldn’t choose anyone who couldn’t handle that, either. Most people know nothing about this and are only familiar with the concept of possession from movies and other works of fiction. But I tell you this: a person who is selfish, corrupt, and devious is completely unsuitable as a candidate for possession. Malice, stupidity, and stunted creative potential are the strongest indicators that someone is NOT possessed, for he drifts along like a boat without a helmsman.
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>>542409092
I love my wife, and I'm glad she loves me, but I went to make the bed just now and she stopped me because "it's your birthday and you shouldn't." It's annoying.
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>>542409212
moms are allowed to do that, the cringe part is demanding to be celebrated
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>>542409222
that might be true for high level full on possession where the demon needs a sober and calculated weapon to carry out his plans but there's so many ranks of demons, they aren't all lucifer themselves, some only have the capacity to lead low level weaklings into becoming a menace to the people around them by perpetuating sin
>He cleanses your soul of all evil, because he doesn’t want to dwell in a filthy hovel
are you a satanist?
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>>542407529
No
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>>542409459
>there's so many ranks of demons
Well, no. Strictly speaking, there's only one.

>are you a satanist?
Absolutely not, kek. I'm possessed as fuck, but I was like that even as a kid. This isn't a religion. He chose me to write his books. (And then not to share them with anyone.) I wouldn't accept any other teacher. He has explained the whole universe to me, and he has never told a lie. I can hint at this online to a stranger like you, because if anyone has any doubts, they’ll just think I’m crazy, and I can practically make myself invisible among the crowd of truly crazy people. This is, after all, the age in which a possessed person can walk around openly, displaying all the signs of their possession, without being bothered. Three hundred years ago, things were quite different in that regard.
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>>542410607
wdym technically? ofc they are all minions of the light bearer but they are still their own entities just how angels aren't God in my understanding

>but I was like that even as a kid
is that why you say he seeks out a pure vessel? I mean, I'm aware that demonic possession can happen even before being born but there's also more than enough stories of people getting possessed later in life so I don't really see the logic here to extrapolate that he only uses uncontaminated hosts

>He chose me to write his books
reminds me of the encounters a certain someone had in a certain cave

>wouldn't accept any other teacher
why not?
>he has explained the whole universe to me
did he reveal anything previously unknown yet?
>and he has never told a lie
how would you know?
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Jesus Christ you people are miserable. While Birthdays can clearly be overdone the point of them is people who are close to you/love you in any of the latin senses doing nice things to show they care about you. Them making the effort to attempt to make it different from other days is the point. It doesn't have to be anything radically different, just something small you might enjoy like your favorite meal for dinner.
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>>542405385
That's because she cares about you and is making attempts to demonstrate that. Learn to appreciate it.
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>>542405134
Says you.
Fuck off, killjoy.
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>>542405134
Any birthday after 21 is just an excuse to buy cake and splurge
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>>542405318
Men who aren’t afraid to be happy.
You take yourself too seriously.
You’re shitting in your own hat, dumb dumb
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>>542408599
>I assume she'll leave me if I ever forget hers.
for a married guy, you don't know shit about women.
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>>542405963
You sound like a miserable son of a bitch.
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>>542407005
Maybe you’re stupid?
If not, you’re inconsiderate
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>>542405134
You and I both know that the only reason we stopped trying to track birthdays is because they represent milestones of progress wasted on stagnation.
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>>542407476
You obviously don’t understand the value of love you don’t love yourself or anyone else
that’s pathetic
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>>542411382
This.
Thank you.
I’m glad someone here isn’t afraid of happiness
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>>542411569
If you treat women nicely youre a cuck
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>>542411738
So?
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>if you enjoy things, you're a woman or a child, GOY!!!!
Ok, rabbi.
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>>542405134
That female baboon is mad cuz her last name is a man's name kek
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>>542410607
>explained the whole universe to me
Which 3d form demonstrates 4d dynamics?
If you can’t, you don’t even know where demons live.
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>>542412630
Our Sages tell us that when we emulate G‑d by providing new life to others with generosity and love, this paves the way for the awesome gift of Rosh Hashanah, the gift of new life, that G‑d Himself lovingly grants each and every one of us.
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>>542409268
If that's so terrible why don't you just kill yourself?
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>>542412415
Who hurt you, anon?
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>>542405210
best wife ever in other words
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That's cute
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>>542411043
>ofc they are all minions of the light bearer but they are still their own entities just how angels aren't God in my understanding
There is no such thing as Satan or hordes of evil demons; these are all just metaphors for corrupt human beings and their wretched souls. The fact that demonic possession is not usually associated with mental health is probably simply because it is very difficult for most people to endure the torments of spiritual purification, and of course, possession alters one’s view of the world so drastically that one ultimately feels like an outsider, a stranger within it. That is also why artists are considered eccentric or even weird; creative work is demonic by definition.

>demonic possession can happen even before being born
A human life is ridiculously short and insignificant compared to the lifespan of a truly immortal being. He has already chosen my grandmother to extract from her the vessel (my mother) from which I was ultimately born. In a sense, he “created” me; I am HIS creation through and through. And knowing this has defined my entire being and consciousness for as long as I can remember. And no, as a child you’re not automatically “pure,” because you’re out in the world and imitate your surroundings, but those influences can also corrupt you. In that case, you’ll be purified. And that can be very painful. It could probably drive an ordinary person insane and even lead them to suicide. The trick is not to resist it. It only hurts if you resist. And you have no reason to resist.

>reminds me of the encounters a certain someone had in a certain cave
In fact, he has been trying this “experiment” since the dawn of time and has had a decisive influence on the entire course of human history. Pretty much everything that people so proudly claim is what truly makes them human is, in truth, of demonic origin.

I could go into more detail and answer all your questions, but I've reached the character limit here.
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>>542405134
Birthday parties are only for young children and the elderly.
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>>542412683
Answer is water.
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>>542412766
Women didn't hurt me that much really compared to people I know
I just hate them, every time I interact with a woman they either want something from you or if you help them with anything they fuck up with no sense of accountability
I would genuinely rather die alone playing vidya my whole life than ever touch or speak to another woman
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>>542405299
What else did you expect from a White girl? Just find yourself a nice Asian girl instead and ignore that narcissistic drama.
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>>542405210
>>542405229
>>542405299
>>542405318
>>542405326

Unc thread
Beware of simps
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>>542413016
Also it's a fact that the less you care about them and the shittier you treat them the more accost you and try to capture your energy
Women need to be sucker punched if they cant control their lust and need for validation

>>542413059
You will burn alive, kike
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>>542405134
>sub 10 m*n wished a happy birthday
>it's fucking ruined
How much power one can wield...
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>>542412917
and how do you know it's demonic possession vs being filled with the holy spirit? does he tell you to do demonic things or write down demonic teachings?

one thing is clear, I can see why he chose you, you take great pride in being the chosen one

if there's no such thing as satan or demons, what's possessing you then? based on your own logic it would have to be your wretched soul, right?
do you mean he created you with a wretched soul and you've been filled by that since always?
how does that wretchedness manifest itself?
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>>542413081
Lol. Actually you need to stop enabling their stupidity and call it out every chance you get, usually from anxiety. Oh there's a delivery in a week? I don't need you to tell me 15 times you dumb bitch. Oh you don't know how it will move? It has wheels doesn't it? Duuuuuuh idk. The motherfucker has wheels doesn't it? Duuuuuuh. So it doesn't have wheels? Duuuuuuh, we have to put them on. Okay so it doesn't have wheels. Duuuuuuh
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>>542413016
They’re unspeakably awful if they aren’t in a society which tempers their evil.
The roastie whores we have in our globohomo jew countries these days are nothing short of black widow spiders.
Burn that red hour glass into your subconscious boys, because that’s all they have ever been and all they will ever be.
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Birthdays are the original feminist hoax and shouldn't be celebrated under any circumstance.

If anything we should be celebrating conception day, and be legally considered 9 months old at birth, similar to what they do in south korea.
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>>542413346
Pretty much this, tell them to shut the fuck up, bend over, and take this dick
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>>542413365
Nah they're just morons that get paid as much as you
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>>542405134
My sister and at least half or close to half of women are control freaks; they want everything to be perfect on special occasions.
If they say sit, walk, touch, dress, or whatever tiny shit that offends them, they'll explode and blame you for every little thing that went wrong in their lives.
If you're dating or married to someone like that, you're married to a control freak who's also a narcissist. My sister is like that; most of the family hates her, but none says something.
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>>542413365
Women are not to be taken seriously
Just cummed into
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>>542405134
I am a guy, someone called me by y first name once and I got confused
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>>542413081
>blames a bro for the awful state of globohomo jew roastie whores
>it’s his fault and he’s evil for wanting a nice wife who is supportive and mother material

What the fuck am I reading
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>>542413491
not sure what youre saying
i responded to a kike shilling WMAF
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>>542413458
>>542413434
>don’t take anything they do or say srsly dudes
>they’ve only destroyed civilization after civilization with this kind of bullshit throughout history

Unironic jew ideology simp shit
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>>542413451
They're raised as perfectionists while also being raised to think any failure is socially ruining. So they refuse to learn anything because they might fail. So what you get is a completely incompetent narcissist
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>>542413081
For insisting that there's quality women with better values?
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>>542413551
> i responded to a kike shilling WMAF

Pretending like a guy is a kike for pointing out how bad the globohomo jew roastie far whales are is pretty low. I am glad bro found himself a wife and won in life. You fucks want anons to lose eternally just like the boomers did, because your advice and thinking is literally the same as theirs.
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>>542413702
And whereabouts in the needle stack are they?
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>>542413551
Shilling for evil white roasties is the kike behavior, kike
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>>542413626
>>542413702
>>542413731
Literal eglin faggots
Go clean out your stinking neovagina you disgusting fag
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>call women out, get attacked
>call bugwomen shilling out, get attacked
huh, curious
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>>542413796
Can they be evil if they're terminally retarded?
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>>542413787
Not in globohomo jew countries that’s the point. Just travel to any non globohomo country, or even one that is simply less advanced in the globohomo ideology programming. The women are still mostly all normal
Come back home, every last one is far, stupid, disgusting, insane and a whore.
It’s shocking the night and day difference
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>>542413803
Eglin was about them being on reddit over a decade ago and you have an IQ south of 80
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>>542413935
How badly did you fail in life to be sitting at eglin air force base on 4chan all day you faggot troon
It doesnt take a genius to see where youre posting from
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>>542413935
>tries to deflect
yup, thats an eglintroon alright
I'm easy to find
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>>542413932
I think women are probably universally dumb. The only difference is how confidently retarded they are
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>>542409268
>just now, between doing chores and dodging my wife chasing me around the house showering me in gifts, I found the time to keep you fellow ince- I mean fellow posters up to speed
have sex, incel. your brain is rotting.
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>>542413803
>brings up tranny shit and other degeneracy because anons merely assert simping for disgusting roasties who hate us is retarded

Uh ok
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Eglin troon called for backup?
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>>542414098
Which of my posts would assert the opposite you stupid glownigger
You didnt even deny it
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>>542411382
Baby boy needs his special day to celebrate slithering out of his mother's cunt
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>>542414043
> I think women are probably universally dumb. The only difference is how confidently retarded they are

Which means ignoring them as a collective and just letting them do whatever the fuck they want “cuz they dumb” is suicidally retarded and not what any kind of advanced society does at all.
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>>542414098
I thought women's opinions didn't matter
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>>542405963
You're supossed to be a good person all year and people will celebrate you in your birthday. But if you're a Scrooge, no wonder you feel like you did nothing for anyone.
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>>542411907
Okay little special baby boy, would you like some streamers while you poo in your ABDL pampers?
You have done nothing worth celebrating.
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>>542407050
She just thinks your sister is retarded.
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>>542408631
God these whores are retarded. I told my Asian gf about my birthday party while holding her hand, and I fucked her raw in the back of my car 20 minutes later. The thing about being cold is accurate though, I never have complained about being hot or cold with her and she's commented on it because she always needs to borrow my jacket and I never mind.
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>>542414222
Your anthropology is flawed thoughbeit, ego check a woman into the void enough times and she'll stop being so retarded. Because actually their behavioral reinforcement by the state is really weak
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I'm gonna ruin ur birthday
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>>542414238
Lmao I do the majority of everything for everyone in my life, birthdays are for little downie retards like you who need to be praised for existing. There's 365 birthdays in a year, wow so special.
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>>542407529
>>542410463
Younger generations are like 30% south american. Give it a few years.
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>>542414154
You said you wished an anon would burn in hell because he had the audacity to obtain a good wife and mother for his family. I wish that the roastie whores here weren’t awful evil pieces of shit as much as the next guy, but that’s not his fault or mine.
Might as well blame that anon personally for the U.S. federal debt while you’re at it. The only one who comes off as an Eglin shill is you, hysterically freaking out at anons who disagree with you
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>>542405134
Your life was never worth celebrating so it's weird to gate it to 21
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>>542414481
Let's just collectively toss women into a wormhole and give them a ladder, ezpz
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>>542413787
East and Southeast Asia.

Just get a nice religious Carholic Filipina, and you would be happy for the rest of your life.
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>>542414230
I never said they didn’t matter. Are you having issues following IDs? I have been saying their opinions and what they think matters. Ignoring what they think because they’re supposedly “retarded” is a civilization level suicidal mistake that’s taken down countless empires and countries throughout history.
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>>542405134
I'm pretty sure my last birthday was 18. But it was combined with some other party that I cannot recall. Not that I care. I'm 35 now and I seriously forget my age sometimes. I think maybe four people told me happy birthday and two of them I don't even talk to.
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>>542414481
Eglin kikes are so desparate to shill for race mixing LMAO
Youre pathetic dude
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>>542414000
>>542414042
Hysterical retard
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>>542414592
No I'm not touching a subhuman goblin
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>>542414453
Yes, you sound like such a wonderful human being. I bet everyone you know loves and cherish you for "the majority of everything" you do for them. KEK! Kill yourself, you know nobody will miss you.
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>>542414692
Keep the falsifications coming eglin sister
Your neovagina smells like diarrhea
Jews name call when theyre found out
What a collosal failure you are to work at Eglin AFB LMAO
what a fucking loser
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>>542414238
Being a good person in 2026 means funding infinity niggers.
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>>542413217
>and how do you know it's demonic possession vs being filled with the holy spirit?
Well, maybe it’s basically the same thing, even though I personally wouldn’t define it that way. I asked him what he was when I was still a toddler. He told me he was a demon. I didn’t know that word back then. It wasn’t until later that I learned what most of the rest of the world understands by that term - and that most of it isn’t accurate or is completely distorted. The idea of what a demon is can be truly absurd at times. Well, it's kind of funny that I also asked him his name, and he just gave me the word for “demon” in another language (Greek).

>does he tell you to do demonic things or write down demonic teachings?
Of course he does, and I wrote down his story, and I lived my life in such a way that I was always led to the places where I would find the right words. For example, I came to image boards like 4chan to study the pain of a man who cannot breed.

>you take great pride in being the chosen one
Für immer und ewig und jenseits der Zeit verbleibt unser Bündnis der Liebe geweiht.

>what's possessing you then?
Look, humanity has never grown so much - and at the same time been so torn apart - as in its attempt to understand what love is and what sacred texts mean. I know the reason why. I'm possessed by this.

>do you mean he created you with a wretched soul and you've been filled by that since always?
I am possessed, but I am still only human, and I have free will, and I am not subjugated - because none of this would work if it were any other way. I am not being controlled remotely; rather, I am being guided to walk on the right path.
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>>542414728
Okay ESL retard, enjoy acting like a toddler for a day. Be sure to pick up extra diapers for your little poopies.
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>>542414802
IM GONNA RUIN UR BIRTDHAY
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>>542414710
Sucks to be you then. Mine is a solid 9/10.
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>>542414749
>continues freaking out
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>>542414370
> ego check a woman into the void enough times and she'll stop being so retarded. Because actually their behavioral reinforcement by the state is really weak

>actually goyim many hundreds of billions of dollars have been dedicated to psychology, sociology, marketing, glownigger intel agencies, cultural outlets and more because women can just be influenced that easily

What? Women always do what the collective of women around them is doing. If they aren’t personally following the herd themselves, they quietly accept it. They never fight for any good on their own or come up with their own organic ideas collectively. It’s always meme bullshit, that’s why decade after decade women are collectively always obsessed with trends while guys mostly stay the same once reaching adulthood.
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>>542414623
Haha, women have been tossed into a different void. Nothing they say matters because they have been betrayed by the system. Now your own wormhole would easily fix them. Because they need to be stripped down to nothing
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>>542405396
Based daughter.
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>>542414894
Right. They need to be ego blasted like dogs
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>>542414671
I’m not shilling for race mixing, but I refuse to shit on a good anon who’s squeezed lemonade out of lemons. You’d rather anons suffer for some ideological points, and you aren’t even arguing why or how the western fat roastie whores need to collectively correct themselves.
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>>542415063
Fucking a goblin is next level cuck behavior
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>>542414824
>im gonna appeal to some feminine maturity authority

Roastie detected. You’re gonna be fat all weekend just like you are today.
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>>542405134
I would venture to say that most women who agree with this shit will also tell you "yes" if you ask them whether they are in an "abusive" relationship. These are wives, girlfriends and even mothers whom the husband, bf and son treat like shit 355 days per year. But shelling out $4-500 for a couple of Hallmark holidays as "make-up" swag seems to the preferred alternative to a consistently reliable, practical partner. It's not an anecdotal observation. I've seen this all my life since high school. Guys shelling out a shitload on Valentines day for the woman who later that year takes out a restraining order on them.
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i still have birthday parties and i am in my mid 20s
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>>542414761
>daimon
hm, in early greek texts, this is used to refer to divine power, a god or a force shaping human life, it can also mean to distribute/share but it's usually translated as to divide
the only way to know wether an influence is demonic or divine is by it's fruits, so what is he telling you? what's the story? is it one of destruction or creation?
>Für immer und ewig und jenseits der Zeit verbleibt unser Bündnis der Liebe geweiht.
that doesn't sound like something a demon would say
>because none of this would work if it were any other way
exactly, which is why I said he knows why he picked you, lol
>the right path
and what is the right path?
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>>542415185
>appeal to
Leftist man baby detected, sorry you will never be female
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What's there to celebrate?
Help, how do I un-understand? How do I become ignorant again?
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>>542414910
> Nothing they say matters because they have been betrayed by the system. Now your own wormhole would easily fix them. Because they need to be stripped down to nothing

What? I responded to an anon who said “guys can ignore women cuz they’re retarded”.
Ignoring what the collective of women think is a civilization ending mistake. It’s quite literally how nearly every empire has fallen in actuality.
Your statement doesn’t even make any sense
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>>542414849
>doesnt respond or deny being a fed
i get it dude. make sure i am at the top of the threat matrix
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>>542415241
Keep having your parties bro. Enjoy your life and have a comfy weekend. These shitheads are all just trying to do the
>real man just suffers quietly and eternally
Globohomo jew nonsense. Don’t listen to it
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>>542415318
Right. Individually you can toss them into the ego wormhole and it corrects their behavior. So logically this works on the macro level. The state isn't going to help. It also needs to be tossed in the wormhole. Toss the entire of society in the void and us dudes can laugh as their simpering asses climb back up
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In my 30s and still go drinking with friends for my birthday and for most of their birthdays too.
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>>542415456
> Individually you can toss them into the ego wormhole and it corrects their behavior.

Usually they just cheat on you and try to cuck you into raising a kid that isn’t yours or they divorce rape a guy.
>real man just magically waves a wand and overcomes a society stacked to hurt him and reward roastie divorce whores

Yeah all those divorced boomers who died and are dying alone and their kids don’t want anything to do with them usually had attitudes like this. I remember it vividly
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>>542405134
>it’s unmanly to celebrate your birthday
Isnt it more unmanly to let your govt become occupied by foreigners who are looting, raping and destroying your country? Get your priorities straight you nitpicking faggots.
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>>542415634
The state is inferior to the individual don't you know. That's why it's so easy to fix these cucks. You just need to out will entire groups of people and be an alpha. No means no. You're stupid. Here's how it should be done. These faggots are all weak
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>>542414824
Oogoogaga! I'll enjoy being with my family who actually loves me while you go, I don't know, go feed your cats or whatever. You do sound like a hysteric woman after all.
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>>542405134
>Why do men ruin your birthday
Okay we won't acknowledge or celebrate your birthday in any way.
>NOOOOOO STOP RUINING OUR BIRTHDAYS!
Women need men to withdraw all aid and assistance from them so the can learn what their true worth to society is when they refuse to be mothers
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>>542416079
Oh look a glownigger meme, are you a faggot cuck?
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>>542416079
sloppy job eglin
you niggers are so leadbrained you cant even learn basic illustrator skills
kill yourself expeditiously troon nigger
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>>542415252
>in early greek texts, this is used to refer to divine power, a god or a force shaping human life, it can also mean to distribute/share
The correct translation would be “allocator,” and that is indeed very much the case.

>so what is he telling you?
Everything I need to know.

>what's the story? is it one of destruction or creation?
It is, without a doubt, a story about creation, the great fire of creation, and the divine spark of creation that blazes within all living things. All the existential questions are answered in the story I wrote down for him. But I’ve been instructed not to share it with anyone while I am still alive. At one point, I asked, “How am I supposed to bind these books if no one’s allowed to touch them?” And he assigned me a man who had only half a hand (his hands had been torn apart by homemade bombs in his youth), and together we bound these books with the necessary respect, for he was not allowed to read them either. The creation of these books was a ritual adventure - that much you may know. I now keep the books in a tabernacle I made myself. Over the course of the rest of my life, an opportunity will arise to find a place for these books where they can rest safely even after I’m gone.

>doesn't sound like something a demon would say
He certainly wouldn't say that to just anyone.

>what is the right path?
You're on the right path if you can look up at the sky without feeling any darkness in your heart.
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>>542416160
Why are there so many glowniggers in this thread
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>>542416876
Golems and glowies, they all get the bonk, I'm coming for you, metaphysically of course
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>>542405134
This article was written by the same bitter hag who dared to ask if having a boyfriend is embarrassing. I see the D&C tactics are continuing.
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>>542416873
>You're on the right path if you can look up at the sky without feeling any darkness in your heart.
that sounds like something God would teach
you sure this is a demon and not divine inspiration?
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>>542416949
fucking THIS
ill be out and about destroying these fags and their masters, see you out there bro
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Demonic attacks are actually initiated by advanced psyonic weaponry in the hands of feds
It all becomes evident when you realize the implications
They have been perfecting since MKUltra after all
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>>542405210
I keep explaining to my wife I am not a child and dont need a bombastic birthday bonanza. I told her do not spend a lot of money. she spent $1000. my birthday is next week and I am very mad. Yes, she makes her own birthday out to be a holy day.



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