Then I’m gonna get diabolically drunk.
>>542985222Godspeed.
>>542985222>blocks your path
>>542985222Drank a pint of Jager in under an hour yesterday I got so fucking drunk all I remember is making my wife cry because I called her fat and lazy
>>542985222wake upstill not happybetter try again
>>542985222u tk him 2 da bar| ?
>>542985222Lost your drivers license already , right?
>>542986673Can I have sex with her?
>>542986938No I'm not done with her she might be fat and lazy but she is a good fuck
>>542985222May Fortune smile upon Thee, Stalwart Hero.And May Glory be Thine in this Noble Quest.
>>542987046:(
>>542986673>all I remember is making my wife cry because I called her fat and lazyThe truth probably hurt. Women do get fat and lazy the second they don't have to do anything.
>>542985222Be careful. I care about you.
>>542987258I feel bad though this morning she kept telling me how much she loves me and she was pouting the whole time
>>542987361Aow, poor girl. Just tell here that you and all of us here on 4Chan loves her right back
>>542985222
>>542985222Nice trips.Also I did that today. LMFAOIf you take a break, slow down slowly. Never go cold turkey.Cold turkey causes health issues that make you want to go to the hospital. And the hospital will just keep you there to suffer.Tapering off slowly is the correct way.
>>542986673Lmao basedThat’s why she loves youBcuz you treat her like shit
>>542985222Grab a bottle of Sailor Jerry spiced rum for me
>>542988071I'm an asshole and I fuck her atleast twice a day it's a winning formula