you randomly find a Death Note on your desk one daywhat's the first name you write in it?
>>543254143Donald trump.
>>543254143OP
>>543254143George Soros
>>543254143John Lennon
>>543254143Is palantir monitoring this thread?
>>543254143Niggers
Warwick Davis
>>543254143non-Anonymous
>>543254777
Such a little girls.
Satan
>>543254282Beat me to it.
>>543254743
>>543254143Hassan Piker not because I believe he is a subhuman cockroach shit eating e-clown turkshit but because big yahoo named him yesterday and him dying seemingly randomly the next week or sooner would raise a lot chaos and whenever his fanbase would turn him into a martyr and wage war on the jews and republicans or forget about him would be way fucking funny.
>>543254143my own
>>543254282/thread
>>543255203cause of death?
satanyahu
>>543255303happiness
>>543254143Gaius Julius Caesar
>>543254143Jews
>>543254143Nick Fuentes, fuck that smelly spic
rothschildsAll of them
Elon musk.Just to see all the jockeying for his estate. Like a capitalist version of the war of roses
>>543255203>>543255303>>543255522Based, same
I'd be taking advantage of the ability to time things so that a lot of politicians go out at once.
>>543255853Don't forget to write "cause of death: testicular torsion"
>>543254143If I had a death note I wouldn’t use it right away. I would only kill two unforgivable criminals in jail to check if it’s real. I wouldn’t use heart attacks. I’d make them die in unique ways that only a death note would be able to manufacture. Then when I know it’s real I would get as much information as I can about my targets and write elaborate deaths for them where they admit to everything on live tv and name their co conspirators and show the photos of their faces before committing suicide. So I could gather more information. And repeat ad infinitum. I would make every death a public suicide with lots of witnesses and recordings. I would make it so that my victims would say that they are forced to do this because it’s better than the alternative. I would make the cops think that someone is getting to the elites. I would target those who protect my enemies. Id never gloat or brag about any of it. I would never speak the words death note out loud.
>>543254143can we use wildcards?Benjamin, all of them
>>543254143Joe Rogan, so I can kill comedy deader than he did.
>>543254143Human Race in its Entirety.
>>543255978Even Sargon of Mossad? Nooo!
>>543255903https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slobhI2HXhA
>>543254786how many gimmickchecks do you have
>>543257401not enoughmaybe half the old batch I hadand I still haven't bothered reformatting those so they all point right for this cssprobably time for new ones too
My own, in case I lose it :)
>>543254143Mohammed.>*KILLING SPREE!*
>>543257556...Okay this one wins.
>>543255522>>543255782Suffocation by white girl ass, got it
>>543254143you randomly find a Life Note on your desk one day. It can bring someone back to life and also make a living person never die.what's the first name you write in it?
>>543257852Vladimir Lenin (Ulyanov) of course
Some of you may remember my story how I found a death note on the side of the road about 5 years ago deep in a rural area.Sadly it turned out to be fake but I wrote names in it. Strange part is it did disappear after that and I have never seen it since. The people I wrote the names of did not die.
>>543258104And yes, it said "Barnes & Noble" in the back of it but I thought that might be a trick by The Matrix to stop me from using it. The strange part is it disappearing but of course not that strange since I didn't look at it for weeks until one day deciding to post about it on 4chan with a photo but then couldn't find it to do so.Looked for it a 3rd time about 5 months ago, still nothing.
>>543258165>And yes, it said "Barnes & Noble" in the back of it but I thought that might be a trick by The Matrix to stop me from using it.based matrix breaker outter
Benjamin NetanyahuuSanna MarinOne of those, I'd flip a coin
>>543254143Indians.
>>543258392>write a joke name>millions perish
>>543257852You already know it (Bibi)
