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This fuckwit is building a vacation home in my neighbourhood.
Construction site has minimal security. What's the funniest way the neighbors could deal with it?
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>>543380823
>What's the funniest way the neighbors could deal with it?

he's not building a home with a bat sanctuary is he, endangered bird.
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>>543380823
Plant banana trees for the monkey.
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>>543380895
This is NOT Lambright.

This is an attention whoring, grifting faggot with donation links all over his jewtube, and is currently preparing to launch this "$120 a month subscription to edit" wiki site (image fagmiliar), who can not post a thread ID timestamped selfie proving he's Lambright, at first heavily bullshitting and evading it:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/542865432/
then moving from that to outright ignoring any mention of it and hiding:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/542929980/

almost every reply to him is 1pbtid and in the first thread you can see him samefag to offer himself money, so (((Lambright))) could say "n-no I don't need it thanks" while dropping the youtube link with the donation links

-do not give him money
-do not give him views

this has been a public service announcement
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apparently he paid the the goverment to circumvent any construction law. Sadly the buildings seem to lack any aesthetic sense as well
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>>543380823
kudzu bombs
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>>543380823
By not posting your plan on 4chan for a start.
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>>543380823
>What's the funniest way the neighbors could deal with it?
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also while they're still building it, fill some piss jugs, gallon bottles, let it sit for a month+, preferably several, go there one night when they're ripe and pour them all around the vertical support beams
do it on like a fri after construction leaves, preferably a weekend with no rain, so it can sit for as long as possible and soak in
get as much in the foundation as you can too where the walls are
he will never get rid of the smell, it won't be that rank til it's mostly complete and hopefully if you do it in the right obfuscated spots they won't notice it til the house is fully closed up, and then they'll never pinpoint it
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>>543381976
***in minecraft
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>>543380823
Set it on fire and stream it live on twitch or something.
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Invest in Paliantir. Great company. I have made over $17,000 in the past 4 months alone, as it came off its lows in spring.
It's going to do it's thing,no matter what, might as well make money off of it.
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>>543380823
Dude you are goyim cattle, you won't ever do shit.
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>>543380823
>>543381182
hide salmon or some other kind of fish in the construction.
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>>543380823
Have your wife sleep with a bunch of niggers. She gets AIDS. Then send her to suck his dick so he can get AIDS too.
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>>543380823
Area cell jammers. Turn it on and off at a set schedule, but never exact, like 7:07am - 11:21am. It will fuck with his morning routine, but also fuck with his likely meglomaniac narcissism, because it isn't exact, and something he can time.



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