I'm a radiation safety professional.We just got readings of large spikes of radiation - likely from nuke testings.Guys...be ready...keep your eyes peeled...this might be the big one...
>>543516711>large spikes of radiation - likely from nuke testings.Where nigga
>>543516711Thank You Rad Cat
>>543516711>I'm a radiation safety professional.>We just got readings of large spikes of radiation - likely from nuke testings.If you are that close, then you are fucked. Start digging down.
>>543517085I can't tell you. It's a safety thing. I operate out of a government ran lab with sensors and stuff. Just be careful dude.>>543517128You're welcome man stay alert
>>543517183>government ran lab with sensors and stuff.Sensors you say? Well that sounds pretty legit.
>>543517178I'm fine I'm a professional radiation isn't that much of an issue for me
>>543517234If you were a professional you wouldn’t be here being an alarmist, know what we used to do to dudes like you? Yank the tube on your radiation suit from the breathing apparatus and rip a big fart in it.
>>543517234>I'm fine I'm a professional radiation isn't that much of an issue for meSo you built up immunity to ionizing radiation eh? Smart man. Most never take the time to do that.
>>543517392I'm just trying to help people and keep people safe. I'm a radiation safety professional. It's my job.A thank you would be nice.
>>543517128NOOKS IN T MINUS 2 WEEKS
some country testing nukes doesn’t mean anything. it happened a lot in the past.C=====3
>>543517463Yeah by vagueposting a potentially completely fabricated nuke scare hoax, you realize how fucked up that is? Even if it’s real now you’re here dropping confidential state secrets, you’ll lose your job if it’s real, and the FBI is watching you if you’re making it up.
>>543517678None of that is true.
>>543516711Thanks, anon. Keep me posted.
>>543517847You're welcome bro.
Why the fuck would they trust a cat with radiation safety? Cats are retards.
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>>543517183yeah those neutrino detectors should be accessible we supposedly paid for it
>>543517906As a cat myself it's because I'm small enough to duck and evade radiation it just flies over me.
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>>543517906Because cats will always do the right thing when it matters most.
I hate posts like this because nobody ever describes how systems like these work and I then have to do more of my own research without getting a good launching pointOP if you weren’t a total failure you could describe how stuff works because I know enough that most of it isn’t some super secret dark magic, for example seismology can detect large assplosions. Just throw a bone here I am stuck at the house going crazy
>>543517183Lawrence Livermore?
Calm down.I'm a RADA MkII tech out at Mildenhall. Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing is currently out of the ordinary. I shouldn't really be publicly speaking, but technically, because nothing has actually happened, I'm not announcing anything (?)Your buddy in the OP is lying.
>>543519651the funniest possible outcome would be if OP isn't lying but the radiation is entirely limited to their workspace because someone horribly fucked up with a source
>>543517183>trust me bro and im here on 4chan to warn you about itI
>>543519728Yeah and i'm quite certain the first thing OP would do if he detected radiation was to come here and shitpost about it.
>>543517463>I'm a radiation safety professional. It's my job.Well how about giving some technical specifics, like which isotopes you detected, presumably they're just scientific facts that can be confirmed independently.
Ah. fuck. Call your moms and go stock up on drinking water, please.
>>543520024This
>>543516711thanks kot
>>543516711It was me, I farted.
Thank you OP btw u r my hero
>>543520024Also this.
>>543520024fuck that stupid bitch
>>543516711cool story bro, my dad works for nintendo and he be sayin some wild shit
>>543516711i'm a professionally decaying radioisotopeis there anything i can do to make it stop?it burns really badly when i pee
