The previous worst super el nino occurred in 1877 and killed 6% of the entire planet's human population
>>543522734Hurricanes don't exist.
What’s it like living in rural china?
>>543522734Don't care, still consuming.
America was supposed to do these announcements, but I suppose this is the result of gutting NOAA because climate science and weather satellites are woke
>>543522734what will the weather do?
>>543522734let me know when the niggers start dying
>>543522734>China announces thing we have known for monthsGreat>>543522800Nigger our mother fucking YOUTUBERS announced it
I'll believe it when I see it.
Why are Chinese speaking Mexican?I hate globalism so much.
The Chinese are definitely controlling the weather
>>543522800We announced the same thing already as well. China announcing it is just another source corroborating “yeah we’re boned”
>>543522734It's so much less ominous when you replace "El Nino" with "The Baby".
this is simply not my problem :DDDhow is everyone day doing today ???????i wake up while ago today is sunny very nice day, temperature still good, ideal for nice walk
>>543522734>ELNINOI have never seen this phenomenon mentioned anywhere until a week ago. New mandella effect?
>>543522800>NOAAWas full of retards anyway. My brother and I fish 200 miles apart from one another so the weather broadcast are completely different. His are never right, nor are mine. They will say one foot seas and before I get in the truck to drive to the dock I know it's going to be 6 foot. It's called fucking wind. I don't even need to check buoy reports. It is almost never right.
India status?
>>543523372Raped to death, hopefully.
>>543523283Eat shit and die, self centered asshat. NOAA is by far one of the most useful thing the US government does. Also have you ever flown on a plane in the US? If so congrats, the go/no go decision was made with NOAA data.
>>543523208No, you're just retarded.
>>543522790yes, we're well aware you baby dick sucking rabbi
>>543523208No, it's been a thing for years, but it's something to do with the US west coast. For the rest of us it just means a slightly warmer or colder autumn or some shit.Million bazillion dead my ass, that's pure climate apocalypse fanfic, most of the world didn't even have proper census back then.
>>543522734We must sacrifice a chicken to the storm god to appease his anger.
>>543522734It's raining rn from Malaysia to Okinawa btw
>>543522827Superheat the air to the point where even insects die. Not a single mosquito in sight. Just people dying in the moment. Why do you think the Elites are running to the ocean?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwcu8SOmSPI
>>543522827>"And the Wrath of The Ram will befall the Earth, and all the great men and kings of the earth will run and hide in their caves and their castles to flee his wrath, praying to The Lord "Hide us from his wrath and his fury!" but these caves and castles will become their tombs."There are many terrifying things in this world.Some more terrifying than others.But all in all, one thing is always certain."There is always a bigger fish."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWrZ0t185z0
Summer is over. Why would I care that el ninio, which has been in effect all year will give a mild winter?Also this summer was just normal hot and not record breaking.
>>543522734Based china, now I believe it
>>543522734Good, I hope a lot of people die. I hope we get a lot of rain.
Chinese weather machine is trying to kill the western hemisphere
>>543522734Nigger, do you even know what an el niño is?
>>543525568There is a pretty good chance you're going to get a shit ton of snow, depending where you are.
>OP is retarded as usualthe state of california was first to announce this super el nino / kelvin wave event. it's been all over the local news. several beaches in southern california have been reduced to rocks. go check it out if you don't believe it. there have been multiple hurricanes forming in the west pacific. one just plowed though baja california sur and into mainland mexico. there is flooding in several states. there is a serious chance a hurricane will impact southern california in the next two months. a real one this time.
>>543525803Good. I hope the entire continent gets buried in snow and ice.
>>543525832Don't we all? Sadly that's probably not happening.
El Nino? I prefer Ill Ninohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR2ivcZEx8c
>>543525896Nigerians are projected to die. The more brownoids that die, the better.
>>543522734My neighbor was talking about it and I looked at the weather forecast and it was sunny all throughout next week. Wtf?
>>543525804Silly anon, only the east coast counts for these sorts of things.
>>543525803>There is a pretty good chance you're going to get a shit ton of snow, depending where you are.isnt el nino kinda does the opposite? rising temperatures? too warm winter?
>>543522734comfy...i hope we get lots of storms
>>543522734what kind of faggot added the "china" to this? all major nations have a weather service for the air and marine forces you retarded niggers
>>543525928Excess heat deaths are much like covid deaths. They're extremely easy to manipulate and don't really mean anything at this point.Just look at the different definitions the US and EU uses and realise that the reason that the EU leads in excess heat deaths is entirely due to the definition.
all i can say is that this is definitely the fault of anyone who didn't purchase a new EV (electric vehicle) during the financial period ending March 2026, not including anyone who bought a Tesla because they don't heckin count anymore.
>>543526043Blah blah blah, I don't care! Just give me deaths!
>>543525988Yes and no. The global temperature is higher, yes. But some places are going to be much colder than normal, and due to the surrounding warmer air, there is going to be plenty of excess moisture to make snow.
>>543522786It's rice.
>>543522734Job 41:31-32Leviathan makes the water boil with its commotion.It stirs the depths like a pot of ointment.The water glistens in its wake, making the sea look white.
>>543525896kek god said fuck indians in particularrolling for famine and heat death waves
>>543522734Thank god it's just the strongest super El Nino and not the strongest ultra super El Nino because that would've been bad.
>>543522734we've been in this for a while now. it's sad how fake and gay 4 chan is now. hope whoever is behind the op suffers because of super el nino
>>543522734>This yearTwo more months
>>543522734>the chinese have developed their own HAARPit's over
>>543526070People die every day
>The 1877–1878 El Niño event was likely the strongest El Niño on record. It contributed to widespread drought and famine in multiple countries, causing the death of more than 50 million people. Disasters associated with it include the Great Famine of 1876–1878 in India, the Grande Seca in Brazil, and the Northern Chinese Famine of 1876–1879oh, ok
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>>543526465As far as I have understood. They missed their monsoon season this year, and only got 43% of their expected rain.So unless something strange happens they're in for an abnormally long drought now in their dry season.Hopefully the fuel costs ground them and makes it impossible for them to leave for greener pastures.
>>543523208No, you're retarded. We had one before/during covid and it got overshadowed by covid reporting.
>>543526899>implying western governments/corporations won't send mass rescues to get them to safer areas for those cheap wages
>>543526989>implying western governments are going to have anything to send
>>543522827extra mild winter :3gracias el nino
>>543527309>extra mild winter :3>gracias el ninoNooo Europe was supposed to freeze to death for the 7th time in a row.
>>543526989>>543527224Yeah, with the war in Ukraine, with the high fertilizer prices and the extreme population in India and SEA there's no way the west can save them for a major famine this year.
>>543527309>>543527349Maybe we can drown instead?
>>543527370Don't forget the increased fuel and energy prices due to the war with Iran
super duper el la ninanino developing!!!it's over!
>>543523451They're like the forest service. An agency created to give woman jobs.
>>543527370>SEARain has been pouring down nonstop from morning till night for a month here and causing heavy flooding in Thailand. The weather right now feels like paradise if you aren’t a wage slave
>>543525804Flush it all away
>>543526390You finally understand. The reason they parted like waves wasn't because they feared me. They fear what's behind me, and it, is, devastating. The only thing holding back the long night is the sun Anon. The only thing they fear, isn't it's light, it's its absence. However I am furious, so I think I'll invite some friends to the next meeting. Something of value was taken from me Anon. I intend "whole heartedly" to get it back. Every. Last. Drop.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GeDmoPDgPs
I ain't a brazilian jungle monkey so it's not my problem.
>>543526818Bricshitskins keeps winning lmao
>>543527791That's great, my comment was simply aimed at showing that the west is in no position to save any major populations from the effects of famine, not necessarily that famine is to be expected.If there is a famine in asia I very much hope it doesn't happen in SEA. India is another matter.
>>543523208I was dreading about this in Kids Discover magazine in 2007.
>>543527791Makes sense considering what happened during the 2024 one
>>543522734>and killed 6% of the entire planet's human populationIf it killed 6% today, it would be a blessing, but I doubt we're that lucky.
