Wh-what does the cow know that we don't...?What's happening bros?
>>543571981I thought what I'd pretend to do is I'd be one of those laughing cows
>>543571981look I understand you're being paid to make people eat more cheesebut are you sure 4chan is the demographic you need to target
>my cream cheese wants to divorce meI want to go back to the normal world now.
>>543571981the sign is a subtle joke
>>543572091I am tired of women, even the (lower) animal ones
>Sorry guys but this Laughing Cow won't be laughing again until Palestine is free!
>>543572200based cow
>>543571981Their CEO has a hard-on for linkedin rhetoric and sustainability. My guess is this has something to do with the environment.
What a fucking retarded marketing campaign People fucking hate each other they're not going to be all lovey dovey by eating BRAND processed cheese. God I wish these marketers would kill themselves after this.
>>543572453>Putting a vegan as head of dairy brandWhat were they thinking
>>543571981the ginger cow signals the end of times
>>543571981It's a red cow, she's about to get slaughtered for jews so they can build the satanic temple
>>543571981People actually buy that shit?
>>543571981You wouldn't get it
>>543572830>processedOhhhhh boogey man word I'm so scare.
there is nothing to smile about
>>543572940Would love to see how much soda and bullshit is in your cart.
>>543571981The one on the right looks like it's laughing at me. The one on the left is smirking condescendingly at me. Either way I'm not buying Laughing Cow cheese so who cares
>>543572940It's genuinely not bad.It's like the processed cheese version of gouda, as opposed to cheddar.Much better for snacking.
>>543573037
Red heifer moment
>>543572127why keep hiding the jew cap?
>>543572453no more laughing because this dope will put them out of business in 12 months
>>543572453>Stop being happy
>>543572453it's a marketing gimmick. the cow is no longer laughing because it is sad about how divided everyone is ("driving wedges between us" because the cheese is wedge-shaped). you make the cow laugh again by sending in your stories about you and your friends resolving your differences (removing the wedge)
