Harry Potter audio streams are up 1000% after Malfoid
>>543650640Men are so simple
>>543650640Not from the new TV show?Or did they rewrite the books to have a female draco?
>>543650640I've been under a rock for the last month, what's happening?
>>543650876They should redo the entire series as a harem Manga. Would be kino af
>>543650752Simple not simplistic
>>543650640If Rowling had just allowed there to be a normal multiplayer Harry Potter game we wouldnt have stupid shit like this. Just a bunch of old heads contained within their dead game.
>>543650940That's 25% of Harry Potter fanfiction. There's probably a hundred billion words of hp harem fanfiction written
context?
>>543650893nothing OP is paid to spam the gender war/culture war so they find whatever they can and spam it as long as it concern male/female relation and it's not talking about the jews the banks or anything relevant
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>>543650876gender bent anime draco malfoy (aka malfoid) is being viral on X and Instagram and so on because chuds are obsessed with aristocratic tsunderes who call them mudbloods, and the original malfoid designer refused to make her lesbian or trans so it became a culture war issue with trannies and leftoids trying to cancel malfoid (also because they think it's a psyop to support "fascist transphobe" JK Rowling), so now young zoomer men are buying Harry Potter audio books in droves and harry potter is no longer lib-coded
>>543651207K, keep me posted.
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>>543651271Ngl, a pale racist tsundere Malfoy that bullies Harry and the gang would be hot as fuck.
>>543650752The best things in life are simple.
>>543650876>Not from the new TV show?There is a new tv show?
>>543651295that's not how that meme is used but I don't expect you to understand anything >>543651347put a gun in your mouth and shoot filthy jew I hope someone blow your bunker in the negev desert
>>543651440Its funny to me
>>543651232That's a lot of words to say this Earth is gay and beyond repair
>>543651347Okay now make a meme with women branded with some sort of communist symbol
>>543650752All men asks for is a cute girl who love you and calls you slurs.
>>543650893twitter bullshit. That site is worse than 4chan.
>>543650752>woman who likes you but plays moody/hard to getYeah women liking you is an absurd impossibility in jewmerica
>>543651207The Jews own you blvd
>>543651232JK Rowling is a literal satanist with Lucifer's arm tattoos on her wrist
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has anybody rewritten Harry Potter yet with a female Malfoy? unironically it works way better
>>543651538>>543651368Normally I don't go for gender bender swaps, but Malfoy's high bitch energy fits too muchCharacter should've been a girl to begin with
>>543651368>if /pol/'s mommy did not fear successit would have been kino
>>543651232kek what the fuck does this even mean>>543651710This is actually true but she pretty much just ripped Tolken who had old religion occult knowledge
>>543651943Imagine if instead of Harry going for Weasly, he ends up with Malfoid. Would be so much better.
>>543650640If you liked this completely organic Twitter trend don’t forget to watch HBO’s Harry Potter on December 25th, 2026. It’s Harry Potter for a new generation!
>>543652521no malfoid no watch, sorry. they've got 2 months to fix it in post, chop chop
>>543651943Let Draco begin as a boy, but Harry fumbles with some high energy magic that turns Draco into a girl. Now you have an extremely good cause for Draco to hate Harry. Malfoid could gradually soften up like a classic tsundere as she becomes used to being a girl. A final-ish book could end on a cliffhanger with Harry finally learning to reverse the magic, but hesitating as this rich bitch wants his other wand.
>>543650876>Not from the new TV show?no it couldn't be that, it must be some gooner image that /pol/ is obsessed with
>>543650752And yet women fail to figure us out
>>543653203Of course it's the Swede coming in with some gay shit.
>>543651063>>543652521Kek yup
>>543650893jews convinced retards a male character turned female is epically pwning trannies and woketards somehow so now they'll consume the product
>>543650640well Chamber of Secrets is easily the best bookmemeflag nigger
>>543650940Negima was close
>>543651943Exactly, it just makes sense.
I will literally fuck and jerk off to anything that moves, stands on two legs and has a warm wet hole. I don't know what "standards" are nor do I care. I don't care to argue for who is best girl or not. If you do find me in your threads then it's likely that I'm arguing in bad faith on behalf of one sexually appealing character or another so I can bait you, or any other retard who picks a side into posting more pictures of "best girl" for my sexual gratification. "Which girl is best girl, you ask?" It does not matter. Actually, I don't think it even has to be female. Anyone will do.
>>543653203Dude, that's kind of gay.
>>543653327>>543653657gender bender is straight because the guy actually turns into a biological female
>>543653728And used to be a guy. So that's kind of gay.
>>543650640>shizo leftoids want to turn all male characters in woman>a meme gets hyped where a popular character from a kids book is now a female, not transformed, but female from the start. >the left: NOOOOOOO, not like that!!!!!Fucking insane, you cant deal with these people, they always do the opposite.
>>543653774Anyone who has ever considered that they would have sex with someone of the same sex if they were the opposite sex is still gay.We need imams or something like the muslims have to establish these rules, so it doesn't have to be overexplained
>>543653728You gay, nigga
>>543653203Fuck off faggot. The beauty of malfoid is that it fixes a shit rival character by making him a female from the start, and that in turn makes all the stuff the character did in the books a lot more logical and would make a redemption arc where she becomes the breeding sow of the guy she bullied so much bettert.
>>543653728The point of malfoid is that it's not a guy who turned in a girl at some point, but that it was always a girl from the start.
>>543653953The canon version of Malfoy where he actually grows up to be a virtuous and based example of a Slytherin and not some fuck trophy is still better than this very gay and very tranny coded fantasy propaganda you have allowed yourself to become indoctrinated by. You are GAY
>>5436508932026 bowsettezoomers are staved for anything remotely feminine and interesting other than the nonstop horde of antidepressant zombie foids
>>543653953Would also be a good finale in general.
>>543653774But im not attracted to the guy. Im only attracted to the female version.
>>543654141Still kind of gay. But it's okay.
>>543650640Would
>>543654040Aint that the truth
>>543654025Please, malfoy was based on the female bullies rowling had in her childhood, he acts like a stuck up bitch for the entire book series. It makes so much more sense to make him a actual bitch in the books. And stick that "tranny coded" shit up your projecting ass, you absolute fucking faggot. Faggots like you who use words like that are usually so obsessed with this shit because your in fact a closeted faggot.
>>543653458>jewsPretty aure it was the japs!
>>543653458Sounds like projection.
>>543654238You are a seething Tavistock propagandist and probably a dickless freemartin as well, kill yourself
I'm currently having claude read through the first few HP books and having all instances of Draco now being replaced with MalfoidI'm asking claude to add romantic undertones which culminates in an unplanned pregnancy Once the text is ready I'll get it properly voice acted
>>543654025if it's gay why do troons hate it?
>>543653728You're a faggot and should neck yourself before you inevitably spread it to some innocent youth. That shit is tranny coded and you know it. Go suck a man's feminine penis, you nigger.
>>543654357Unf
>>543654357You clearly don't hate it or you wouldn't be attempting to normalize it, troon-kun
>>543654357This. The trannies hate it, the /pol/ fags hate it. Must mean it's actually kind of good.
>>543654331bless you
>>543650640Harry Potter was a trans black woman the whole time
>>543654357>that fagfest of an imageno john, you are the trannies
>>543650640Rowling really fumbled the ball that she didn't written an aryan nazi girl falling for a mixed blood boy
>>543653894But its a completely different character.Im not saying "I would fuck malfoy if he cut his dick off" it's "if a chicken did those same things and acted that same way I would feel differently about it".Men and women are different anon, gender matters when considering a person's actions.
>>543654357Reads more like foid fantasy to me, they really love that opposites-attract problem relationships. Conflict harmonized through fucking is the female dream.Still cute though. Rape correction for Malfoid!
>>543654430You have the brain of a woman. That's gotta suck when you need everybody to think you're based and redpilled.
