He hasn't seen it
>>543668559I've seen't it and it ain't look like that
>>543668647this?
>>543668647Sad. Everyone should see it. Everyone should be made to see it. The suffering must be spread as thinly as possible.
>>543668705
>>543668689>>543668693>>543668647>I have no counterarguments, so dead meme, it is.Yeah, that's why you incels will always be incels.
>>543668559i think she has a crush on us. but it's been seent>>543668693AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH GOD
>>543668748Hi Pizzacake
>>543668693Look upon the abyssal sun, ye faithless.
>>543668559New oops bonus art
>>543668693WOULD. BED BREAKING SWEATY SEX WITH PIZZACAKE.
>>543668559DAMN......... 'ZACAKE looks like THAT????!!!!!!
>>543668693its crazy women act like they're hot shit when they got arbys in their pants
>>543668878
>>543668797Wrong addressee. Try again.
>>543668693Not as good as I thought it'd be.
>>543668930>Wrongdoubt
>>543668906
>>543668930buy an ad, too.
>>543668930>I-I'm not P-Pizzacake you baka!!!Just so you know, we've all seen it.
>>543668748Pizzacunt in da house!
>>543668693
>>543668693Would
>>543668693Looks almost as bad as a botched trans surgery
>>543668693she is so nasty man. jesus christ.
>>543668760Oh definitely. Plenty of free male attention? This place is probably the only force keeping her relevant. It's not like she's funny, witty or observant. She'd have long been eclipsed into obscurity if 4chan didn't GAF about her.
>>543669051this was the one that convinced me. there isnt a chance in hell she doesnt lurk here
>>543668647Nay, but I have
>>543669051>>543669060>>543669045>>543669006>>543669025>idiots thinking I'm Pizzacake...eh, I suppose I can't completely blame you. This is anonymous, after all.
>>543669266
>>543668693Ts is why the ancients warned us that women were creatures of the darkest abyss
>>543668748I have seen your cunt, it looked back.
>>543668748I seen your cunt
>>543668748I've seen your cunt on the internet
>>543668693as a gay guy, this is just how vaginas look like to us, not kidding
>>543669386You aren’t pizza cake. Youre clearly quirk chungus
>>543669386whether its you or not, my point stands. she lurks here
>>543669411>>543669438>>543669442
>>543668748on the internet
>>543668832She sucks and is unfunny and yet unironically hotter than the fatty fatty shitwhales that what 99% of this whiny ass board could only dream to pull.
>>543669526Seen it
>>543668693Somehow the hairy roast beef is far from the worst part of that photo.
>>543669584
>>543669526Why do you keep posting your cunt on my internets?
>>543668798
>>543669619Where did you see it?
>Be me, 24>Standard /pol/ poster, joined the daily Pizzacake threads to laugh at "reddit slop">Then an anon leaks her OnlyFans folder>I download it out of pure, ironic morbid curiosity>That was nine months ago>The irony completely evaporated>I realized I didn't care about the politics or the bad comics anymore>I pull out my credit card and do the basic $15 a month sub>I've fallen completely, helplessly in love with her>I know she’s almost 40 and I'm only 24, but that’s the exact reason she breaks me>My own mother is a hyper-controlling, domineering matriarch who still does my laundry and manages my doctor's appointments while telling me what a pathetic disappointment I am>I have a deep-seated, humiliating psychological need to be managed by a loud, annoyed older woman>Seeing her stretched-out midsection and mom-bod in those high-res photos doesn't turn me off—it feels like homeThe absolute peak of the joke? I know her online persona of the sarcastic, defensive internet arguer is a calculated frontBut I look at her actual life, her cats, her messy background vlogs, and I know the truthShe is tired, she is aging, and she is ready to take over exactly where my mommy leaves offI have a decent logistics job, I’m normal looking, and I genuinely want to move into her house, pay her bills, and let her boss me around for the rest of my lifeHow do I pitch this to her?Should I buy one of her custom tier milestones to write a long, honest message explaining my domestic background and how I want to be her live-in helper? Or do I try to find out which comic conventions she’s appearing at this year and lay out the proposal at her booth?Please give me actual advice, anons, I am losing my mind here
>>543669633Even facehuggers look attractive compared to that cunt
>>543668906What else needs to be said?
>>543669526Nobody here would ever defend that cunt. You reply like a redditor with the same style of "I'm the calm one, you're the yelling one acting silly" of the comics. You are on par with Lainey.
>>543669526one day your kids are going to see iton the internethow does it feel?
>>543669659
>>543668693mid bitches really think shit like this looks sexy
>>543669722Don't talk shit about Lainey!
>>543668693It's literally coloured like shit, that can't be fucking healthy.
>>543668693Bro spoiler that shit what the fuck
>>543669831wait till she gets the butt plug out
>>543668693gross, where is her cock?
>>543669888
>>543669850>spoilercant on /pol/. welcome to the club
That's pretty cute PC
>>543668693STOP FUCKIN' POSTING IT
>>543669941Poor grandpa would faint if he witnessed the horrors of pancakes...
>>543668693I have now seen't it. On the Internet, verily.
>>543668798Lmao
People are spamming seenitcake and such on that other website, right?She probably loves it. Her art is horrendous and SS Sarah's Scribbles bitch was waaay better.
>>543669718That your obsession with somebody else's vagina and inability to refute anything she says is why you and everybody else who thinks as you do will always be incels? I don't know.>>543669723>>543669722>>543669625>>543669584Yeah, you morons keep thinking I'm her. The most it concerns me is that I do so love watching you squirm.
>>543668748Argument? That bitch is nasty and is coping by pretending she has to fend of creepy fans lol
>>543670201Show the real one Nazi.
>>543670231>love watching you squirm.lets talk about squirming
>>543670291fine
>>543669386Hi pizzacunt, we've all seen it just fyi
>>543668748women...
>>543670127
>>543670291Wow someone made a counter meme to that. Lol
>>543670171Mothman isn't looking so good lately.
>>543670231You would be surprised how many married men and women are also disgusted by you. You're not the only hole that browses this board, though you are one of the worst.
>>543668693Damn who's up for some gang "rape"?
>>543668559i like the one where she acknowledges her daughter is watching her be a gross slut in front of everyone
>>543668748>>543669386I actually like your pussy. It looks decent and I would be elated to lick it. Especially with your clit looking a bit exposed and dry.
>>543668693mods!
>>543668748
>>543670231I also seen it, disgusting too
>>543670718queer
Who is the niggerheaded buttfucker that keeps paying for her comics to post here? Fuck you where you live.
>>543670685Gross, dude. But yeah, I've seen worse
>>543670779
>>543668693Why would you post this?
>>543670785bless him. let him take the brunt of what most men despise. nasty ass fucking body
>>543668693Are those infected hemerhoids?
>>543668748you don't see the obvious implied hypocrisy of getting upset about sexy fanart when you literally publish yourself naked that is a counter-argument, you're just too dumb to understand it also the sexy fanart she's referencing is probably just that one comic making fun of her, and even then the artist was just being comically generous
>>543668906Omelet du fromage
>>543668693I hadn't seen't that one yet.
>>543670933no, they're her nipples.
>>543668906that's not all they can saythat's all they need to there is so little personal credibility to this woman nobody feels the need to pick apart her hackneyed low hanging fruit strawman comics
>>543668693this is a mouthfuck after 10 beers at best
>>543670959>>543670764>>543670685>>543670591>>543670449You do realize that I'm not Pizzacake, right? Oh, of course not. You're /pol/ incels.>>543671046And by that, you mean they physically can't refute her because they know she's right.
>>543668748Counterargument to what?What's your counterargument to the statement, "pizzacake is a skank whore whose disgusting body has been seen by God knows how many innocent men online."?
>>543668693I totally would and I’m tired of pretending that I wouldn’t.
>>543668559
>>543671104I don't care if you're pizzakunt or not. Thanks for making the thread entertaining.
>>543671104>You do realize that I'm not Pizzacake, right?I don't care if you are. I responded to your post honestly and in earnest. >And by that, you mean they physically can't refute her because they know she's right.About what? That it's inappropriate to make sexy fanart of women who show themselves naked? She purposely attracts simps for a living. If the comic were real, it would be one of the most innocuous pictures a stranger has ever given her. She patronizes dick pics from fat simps, you fucking retard.
>>543668693>>543668748Lainyball is still way better than you pizzacunt. You're not half the lolcow she is
>>543668689>>543668647even in her fantasy she makes herself disgusting looking. that weird green makeup, like an undead dead-eyed monster. her cartoon bimbo looks sicklyor maybe because I seent it.has her reddit audience?
>>543671357factsthe only people seething or commenting on pizza cunt is new redditors
>>543670959Put me in the screen cap!
>>543671104Is that you Lainey?
>>543668693>Huge clitShe cums harder than anyone else here, I'm kind of envious.
>>543671104>it's inappropriate to make sexy fanart of normal women who don't already publish themselves nakedOh that's a fine argument and one most normal people would agree with. But in order to make that argument, you need to actually be one of the people with I N T E G R I T Y.
>>543668748Hi Pizzacake. I live in NB and I'm chud AF. If I drive to you, can I hit it?
