>>544150724I'm just happy that they didn't harambe the poor kitty.
>>544150796What if the retard was a jew?
Is that dumb fuck scalding the tiger?
>>544150895
>>544151021it almost worked too, tried the Karen gambit
>>544150724Just punch it in the nose as hard as possible that faggot is running away
>>544151021Transcript from the video..>No! No!! Bad cat..>AAARGH>Stop that you bloody pillock>AAAAARGH ME BLOODY SPOINE
>>544150724Hes scared hes autistic he thought the tigers would accept him as one of their own i have an autistic son it makes me so sad when I think too much about it I cant breathe
>>544150724funny thing is that everyone is cheering that the tiger wasn't shot dead or that he won't be put down after this, but if the retard had been a little kid instead they'd be crying that the tiger should have been shot on the spot.just comes to show how humans are fucking retards.
>>544150724Shouldn't have called him a Tigger
>>544150724His brain couldn't help it, it was telling the retard to kill himself Brain won
>>544151485True, that's their word.
>>544150724A man with female delusions.
>>544150724Yiffing in the tiger enclosure (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXU-ACKKKK)
>>544150724Just shove your arm down its throat it cant bite and will leave you alone. You motherfuckers are not going to survive inna woods with bears once the power goes out. Muh guns a bear will get you while bathing in the river
>>544151854This.Damn few zoomers would be alive now if it wasn't for a cushy urban environment protecting them from any type of real harm. That goes for about 90% of everyone else also. Only those that have experienced real world survival have any kind of clue.
>>544150724Terminally online young lads have lost touch with reality
>>544151854>>544152133Rotfl retarded boomers think they can fight off a bear no cap
>>544152140>wallah>cest brulethe year is yet from over>>544150724>how retarded can you getyou dont want to actually know the answer to that questionsuffice to say, the zoomer mannerism of trying really hard to not care as well as seeing everything in an ironic context does not help, either
>>544150724Why isn’t there a guy with a tranq gun at the ready. This is a perfect example of what happens when you don’t retard proof things or have fail safes in place. If you’re dealing with the general public, especially as many as a zoo sees, you HAVE to tard proof things. I’m sure this opens them up to a lawsuit some kike is licking his claws in anticipation
>>544151485True, by saying the T slur he provoked the young kitty who dindu nuffin so he kinda had it coming desu.
He was LITERALLY a retard, OP. A deaf one at that. The question is "how retarded can the people hired to watch this retard get?"
>>544152459Apparently they had tear gas grenades and the tiger shot with tranqs, along with an ambulance, all done within five minutes. Wasn't enough, tigger still fucked the guy's neck and spine up beyond help.
>>544152486Based retard tbqh, he had more guts than most of the cowards just standing and filming.>My ancestors are smiling upon me, neurotypical. Can you say the same?
>>544151021He was trying to copy this lol https://youtube.com/watch?v=RHBam4E74gA
>>544150724What's retarded about it? This is a cool way to go. Get a tiger to do the job. Cool.You will die shitting in a diaper being manhandled by shaniqua because you are a coward. This guy died a cool death. Who is the retard?
>>544152626kekaroo
>>544150724Nothing of value was lost.
>>544151854>Just shove your arm down its throa>50 stone tiger jumps to the left>arm/wrist now dislocated >claws your eyes out while your arm sits limpy in its closed jawYou'd have better odds just getting nude and taking the barb
>>544152305Its not fighting the bear its your only chance at survival nigger.
>>544152729It cant close its jaw with 2 feet of human arm harded by decades of mastubation.
>>544152305We boomers would just put a round in your leg and whistle for the bear.
>>544150724He’s a retard who probably lives in a big city and thinks all animals are le heckin doggorinos that are harmless. These people have never actually been out in nature and seen how brutal it is. Newsflash: lots of animals fucking kill each other.
>>544151461Kids are stupid, they're put on earth to do stupid thingsA grown man should know better, unless he's literally retarded
>>544151336This. Always punch them square in the nose or poke their eye if you have the chance. This boy had a chance to do both. I'm sure it's terrifying, but always gather yourself in a crisis.
>>544151021evidently he was retarded and using some form of sign language that is taught to retards. the sign he's making apparently says "bad", as though the cat would be able to understand anything. it worked for a second though because the cat looked visibly confused when he did it.
>>544151854>I'd just do a 360 no scope on the tiger>you don't understand bro>when I get mad, I just see red and nothing can stop me
>>544151194The tiger was clearly finger wagged at some point in its "training", domestication or whatever you want to call it so it was unironically not the dumbest idea in his head at that point. Unfortunately for him, every other idea he had in his life nullified that moment of genius.
>>544151021that tiger needs to learn some manners, very disrespectful way to treat guests didnt even put a kettle on for a cupa
>>544150724I'm just impressed he got the tiger to stop for a few seconds by giving it a stern talking to and a finger wag.
>>544150895>>544151022kekrare case of a jeet and a paki working well together
>>544150724The best part is where he actually tells the kitty off and it obeys.We humans are masters of the animal kingdom, but due to our imperfection, we lost the ability to exert the ultimate level of control over all living things. I've seen people do this kind of thing in the most incredible of moments, but it's like rolling a natural 20. It's a skill you can improve on, but never master.
>>544150796They didn't? That's great news.
where are the vegans at why aren't they screaming at the tiger about "eating meat is murder."
>>544150724Oi moite please show your loicense for those claws.
>>544151432>I cant breathenigger
>>544150724I keep hearing that this video was AI even though the event itself was real. Is there any more to the video itself? Did anyone record the tiger actually killing him?
>>544153060yep the tiger was rather restrained in the attack, could tell there was some reluctance to strike but that inherent tiger instinct inevitably overrode all attempts at domestication training
>>544151336>>544153019>amerimutt on the internet: "JSUT BE A MAN & PUNCH THAT FAGGOT IN TEH NOSE">amerimutt in real life:*sharts, kicks & screams & dies shitting pants with blood and corn syrup slime gurgling out their lardgullet*
>>544150724Not the poor zoom zoom!
>>544150895wdym? He wasn't jewish
>>544150724Zoomers are clinically retarded, yes.
>>544151485A lot is about the "hard R"You can say "Tiggah" if you are somewhere in between 1/64 and 1/1,024 Native Tiger, the hard R is only acceptable to say if you are bonafide 0% albiino tiger.
>>544150724Not the worst way to go
>>544150796It probably got shot and they replaced it with another tiger already
>>544152571Is that how the guy died? Battered neck and spine?Daww, Tigger didn't tear him up or shred him to bits.Tigger respected the audience.
>>544151021YOU LISTEN ERE MATE
>>544153269Idiots can't tell the difference between artifacts from a shitty cell phone camera on full zoom and AI hallucinating the details of an image. The overwhelming majority of people are idiots.
>>544150724he shitted when he should have peed
>>544150724Apparently he was mentally disabled and if that's true he should have had a handler or something.
>>544150724A little context would be nice, you fucking homo.
>>544152459They can't realistically staff with tranqs at the ready for every single dangerous animal exhibit. It is understood that the animals are unable to exit their habitat, just as it is understood that patrons either have the proper knowledge or proper supervision not to find themselves in the exhibit. The harambe kid was a fluke because he was way to young to know any better and it was 100% his mother's fault. This retard may well have not even been at the zoo in the first place. As >>544152486 asks, what was the deal with his handlers? I've worked in an assisted living facility before. Nearly 90% of the staff were lazy browns who barely spoke english. They all seemed to speak French too which leads me to assume they were from Jamaica or Haiti or something, and they barely did anything to take care of the residents. I have no issue assuming those are the same sorts of people who were responsible for this man.
>>544153491Dude jumped into the tiger enclosure and got mauled to death by the tiger. People are claiming he was mentally disabled but I'm not 100% sure on that.
>>544153287Yeah and he actually flinched right when the guy wagged his finger. That would definitely not have worked with a tiger in the wild.As crude as it may sound I hope they spare the tiger and don't go with the "now it's tasted human flesh!" bs. He was literally just doing exactly what any tiger would've done when some moron invades his enclosure.At least the guy didn't suffer long as he went straight for the spinal chomp.
>>544153425I'm aware, and even if AI is fake and gay, it has made it painfully obvious how smart the average person seems to think they are. Reddit is full of retards calling everything AI, even videos that are over five years old before AI video was even really a thing.
>>544153475If that's true then you have to ask what his carer was doing.Retarded person + tiger enclosure would be a situation where a carer should be on high alert I would've thought.
>>544153475Why do autists always wear those longsleeve shirts
>>544153572>I'm not 100% sure on that.Trying to scold the lion (not even yelling loudly to scare it away) doesn't make you 100% sure he's retarded?
>>544153287This tiger was almost certainly born in captivity and has most likely never hunted anything in its life. I'm sure it had no idea what to do when it actually confronted the guy. I've seen videos of predators in zoos hunting birds that land in the enclosure and then just let it go because they didn't know what to do when they got it.
>>544153660People do a lot of retarded shit in life or death moments.
>>544153660maybe you shouldn't be calling him retarded if you can't even tell what kind of animal that was
>>544153425it's not the details. it's the action, pause, action, pause flow. it's the exaggerated bollywood/silent movie expression of emotion. the bloodlessness, the lack of any damage at all, it's the whole package.
>>544153572Someone posted his gaping butthole on britpol
>>544152486Source?
>>544153247Animals are blameless because they are too stupid and fundamentally different from people biologically to understand moralityHumans understand morality and that animals think and feel just like we do so killing them would be wrongIts that shrimple desu
>>544153742Maybe but he was also retarded enough to climb into the exhibit to begin with.>>544153774Get baited.
>>544153885>oh no! i said something retarded!>quick, how do I save face?joke's on you, I was only pretending to be retarded!!!
>>544153621Stupid people are too stupid to realise they are stupid, you have to be stupid not to realise this
>>544153597>>544153060I doubt the tiger even noticed the finger.Looking at fingers is a very human thing.His whole body language showed strength for a few seconds and he probably yelled something.It's only natural for a wild animal to assess an unexpected situation to reduce the chance of injury.But I think eventually he would test him and go for the kill once he's confident the human poses no threat.
>>544153933You got master baited epic style, fool.
>>544150724Where's the video/webm?
So where's the graphic footage? I want to watch it before it comes out that this guy was mentally disabled and we're all all browbeat in to feeling bad.
>>544153019How many tigers have you punched in the nose and poked eyes of anon?
>>544150724shouldnt have said his chinese pp is small wytebois
>>544153019You understand cats have faster reflexes than snake a in mid strike? Do you think you could dodge a snake bite on the spot?
than *a snake
At the san diego zoo you can hop a gaurd rail and get so close to the baby tigers because there is only a chicken wire fence in that spot. One baby tiger had its nose through one of the holes in the fence and on a dare (and clonazepam) i took in n out spread sauce and smeared it on its nose. Iv done dumber things ama.
>>544150724How come I can see russian dying in Technicolor but not one video of this dickwad being eaten alive. This is bullshit!
>>544154451The tiger was pretending to sleep thats how i got so close.
>>544154451How brown are you?
>>544154532Im finnish blonde hair green eyes 6 ft.
>>544153491>fiftieth thread since yesterdayno, anon, it's you this time
>>544154466I doubt it even managed to take a chunk out of him, probably just snapped his neck or something
>>544153976I live in the northern Canadian wilderness and I can attest to how bold cats are. In comparison, you can wave your arms, yell, throw things, fire a gun in the air, etc. to a bear and you can rest assured that once the bear turns its back that it's going to leave you alone for good. Cats are different. They're bold. They're inquisitive. They're relentless. If you even see one at all it's because it's already chosen to stalk you. You can do everything within your power to scare it off and even if it shows its back walking of in the other direction, it's not gone like the bear will be gone. It's just out of sight. Still stalking. Still probing. the only appropriate course of action to spotting a wild cat near you in the bush is to shoot it on sight. It's already made it's choice.
It's too the persons own discretion off course. If you see indicators like a carcass near by, or young cubs, the wild cat is probably not stalking you and you're the one intruding. But most of the time, it's just stalking you.
Ok could a 200lb active male take a huge rock and bash the cat over the head and fuck it up? I think i could fuck it up with a 30lb dumbell.
heres the video
>>544153715the big cat probably wasnt sure if is another caretaker, a toy, "exotic" food, or whatever
>>544154830how fast do you think you could do that? because the cat is going to be much faster than you. a cat can dodge a snake that's already in mid strike.
>>544150724It will absolutely be revealed he was mentally disabled, and that the reason he got in was because his African handlers were incompetent. Non-Brita don't comprehend that, due to the Conservatives, the country was flooded with nig nog "care workers" who have zero competence and yet are given care responsibilities over very vulnerable people. See this for example:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c750vqp1wlxo>It is not known exactly when Hugo was attacked, but at 01:31 the patient in the room next to Torres-Pena can be seen on CCTV coming out of his room. He appears to be looking up and down the corridor, seemingly disturbed by something. There are no staff in sight. The patient is then seen watching something that's out of shot. It is thought this is when Hugo was beaten and strangled.>During this period, the two nurses, Rosemary Chukwuji-Ohanachum and Raji Olagunju, were in the staff room with the door shut. Despite three patients having been seen walking around the corridor, no staff are seen. Nursing assistant Anthony Onuh was asleep for two hours in the therapy room.Nothing will happen of course. It will be called "a tragedy" and that's that. No reflection, no change, no calls for deportation. >>544150796They did though, British media lie constantly now as their main purpose is "fortification", not truth telling.
>>544154901Thanks
>>544154884That cat is sedentary and almost domesticated. About 6 haymakers and kitty is walking away.
>>544154830A group of people maybe. One on one, not a chance. You would need a proper weapon like a long knife/machete and you'd have to be pretty damn good with it. A cats reflexes are far too extraordinary for a poorly armed average guy.
>>544151854Not a delusional play as many weak fags would suggest. Eye gouging an eye the same time would help to. The faster you do it the better the effect because a tiger isn't that quick and will for sure chomp and claw in and scrape on whatever it can but gagging it will definitely get an immediate disinterest reflex. It would definitely not see it coming as it's the opposite of what they're expecting.
>>544154955>British media lie constantly now as their main purpose is "fortification", not truth tellingthey only do that to protect browns, they wouldn't care that a white guy was killed. especially if they can make him in to the bad guy.
>>544154955Same shit that happens here. Old people in homes are straight up murdered by the niggers "taking care of them" every single day.
>>544154884>>544154901Post the rest. I want to see this retard's head getting crunched like a melon.
>>544153715>I've seen videos of predators in zoos hunting birds that land in the enclosure and then just let it go because they didn't know what to do when they got it.tfw
>>544154955>They did thoughits two tigers they have there, it hasnt yet reopened, but they would not get away for long with that, the people would noticeyou need to understand that many animals in zoos have "fans" out therethe zoos know, these "fans" are a regular source of incomewhat youre doing, if its intentional, would be called FUDyou're not entirely wrong about british media, thoughbut because of your ulterior motives, you don't equal opportunity apply your biases
>>544155187thats all i could find
>>544155187It ripped his spine out mortal kombat style
>>544154955I worked overnights at an assisted living facility. There were tons of brown staff and almost all of them would sleep during their night shifts. You could chalk this up to people just being tired at night, but these same sorts of brown immigrants almost always seem tired even during the middle of the day.
>>544152140This
>>544150724What I don't get is why god made it so cute if you're not supposed to pet it.
>>544153597He bled to death iirhc
>>544150724If he had practiced yoga and reached enlightenment the tiger would not have attacked him.
>>544152729Your lack of faith in the power of the human body says a lot about you as a "man". Men are physically capable of some extraordinary things especially if they strength train or at least are physical and know their body and function against opposing forces, the more varied the better.
sources say he's stableplease god
>>544155229KWAB
>>544155082You can argue this tiger isn't 'quick' simply because it was raised by people. But that's simply a side effect of being conditioned to live in captivity. The only thing most people can do if a real wild big cat jumps them is basically just scream and flail helplessly. Cats can literally dodge a snake strike on the spot. There's is no physical comparison. An average unarmed and unarmored man loses 99.5% of the time.
>>544152878>Live hard; die harder.
>>544155590Kek
>>544154588>Im finnish blonde hair green eyes 6 ft.
>>544155669Whiter than you moshe
>>544154588>>544155669>finnish, blonde>hair, green>eyes, 6 ftyou're an ayy, thats what you are
>>544153296We get it anon you're a little girl faggot that crumbles under pressure and has no experience in imposing violence on an attacker cuz you're gay. Hooray for you pussy. Nobody said "oh I can snap that tiger niggas neck and dropkick it with da quickness senpai fr fr" you actual fucking nigger pussy. Kill yourself faggot. All you're doing is admitting you're a little bitch while trying to cope by bringing others to your nutless level. Fag.
>>544155787I said 6 haymakers from a california parolee and the near domesticated kitty walks away.
>>544155787>We get it anon you're a little girl faggot that crumbles under pressure and has no experience in imposing violence on an attacker cuz you're gay. Hooray for you pussy. Nobody said "oh I can snap that tiger niggas neck and dropkick it with da quickness senpai fr fr" you actual fucking nigger pussy. Kill yourself faggot. All you're doing is admitting you're a little bitch while trying to cope by bringing others to your nutless level. Fag.
>>544154926Smaller cats maybe, not a tiger dumbass.
>>544155934If it is on top of you about to bite you punch down its throat. I pinch my dick down nigress esophagus once a week buckbreak style.
>>544155229Why does the goose not fuck off from the enclosure as soon as it notices the tiger? What's in there that's worth being next to that?
>>544155934okay. the tiger is still going to be faster than a lanklet trying to dwing a bar bell.
>>544151432lmao go home niggerthis is the great filter, this incident... if you weren't releived that it was just a literal tard dying from natural selection you are sick in the head. To me and everyone sane that is a whole lot better than an ordinary person pushed to suicide by tiger.
>>544156139I don't know how effectively they can take off straight upwards. it might not have had enough room to take off while also being stalked.
>>544156139Its the perfect place to live exept that big cat thing. He asserted dominance on that wanna be tiger and owns the enclosure.
>>544156139TF Tiggy gon do?
>>544150724
>>544151461A kid has more value than a retard. People express that directly in their sentiments.
>>544153384Point? Is it more likely now to attack humans? I don't know how are these retards working with animals even real. No amount of money would make me go inside that closure. Even if they replace the tiger, does it even matter? If a retarded jew goes in again, what would change?
>>544156208That makes sense.>>544156215>>544156276So they're just belligerent psychos? Geese don't come to my part of the country.
>>544156276Canadian Geese are such fucking haters
>>544156390harambe was killed over a nigger child who intrinsically has even less value than an adult retard
>>544156461Where in from they hunt jews. One by one.
>>544156139goose unlike you is not a little bitch and can stand its groundyou see a nigger and leave
>>544154884The tiger fear the autism finger
>>544156208>I don't know how effectively they can take off straight upwards.They can't. Geese and other heavy birds need a running start and a large open space if they're taking off from level ground under their own power (i.e. not catching a strong headwind). Smaller birds have better lift to weight ratios.
>>544156139Geese are trolls. It's fucking with Pi.
How did he even get in there to begin with?
>>544153976Fair enough, though it may have picked up a few things just being around zookeepers, or perhaps when it was younger.>>544154665Sounds about right, I know as much even just from having had a cat.
>>544155528>just do an extraordinary thing no one in recorded history has ever done that also sounds extremely retarded bro!Your options with a tiger are covering your neck and maybe kicking or punching it if comes too close, and you'll still probably die, anything more than that is tranny levels of delusion about your physical reality tbdesu
>>544156461>So they're just belligerent psychos? Geese don't come to my part of the country.Yes, Geese are huge fucking assholes and they bite, hard.Not to say they're hard to deal with but honestly it's usually just not worth the trouble.
>>544155578Tigers in or out of captivity are quick but not lightning quick like a jumping rabbit that can actually see a snakes strike coming and hop at a retreating angle and kick it midair. A tiger is less fast and though quick, an undaunted guy that is not a lazy weak homo and isn't one for putting up with shit is capable of putting up some kind of a fight face to face. That applies even moreso if a guy is good at fighting and has good hands or grappling. And it doesn't take an elite fighter to stick your arm down it's throat enough to gag it and cause it's reflex to want to spit out your arm and back away. Obviously having a weapon would be better but for this scenario you have to think of something. Giving your back or running is not an answer to a big cat either. Even throwing dirt in their eye is something. Also, I don't think a tiger would expect jabbing out an eye poke or full on gouge. Impairing its vision would vastly improve odds of survival. And you know what, if you happen to make it so lays down and blindly rubs its eyes, it gives the opportunity to jump on its neck and go for a triangle while trying to pull its eyes out. It will try to claw your hands and arms but it's possible. Realistically depending on the environment you'd want to get far as possible if you can get to safety but if not you can look for a big rock and smash its head or get a tough stick if available and stab its eyes or club it continuously with a heavier piece of wood. We can be capable of a lot if we put our mind to it. The lack of confidence and ambition by so many explains why society, all of our lives are easily run by a group of likes in power. The sad thing is yes the tiger is the greater threat in person, and still everyone is too divided and without a simple game plan to take down the baal worshipping fags that control the world we live in.
>"I could totally take a tiger in a fight," claims man who has never seen a tiger anywhere but the internet before
>>544150724Of course it's a whitoid.
>>544157508https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/environment/flora-fauna/man-fights-off-tiger-in-west-bengal/articleshow/3192948.cmsIt's rare, but it happens. Tigers aren't like pit bulls looking to fight to the death. Predators that make a living off of killing things don't want to risk an injury that could kill them, so the threshold of victory is convincing the tiger that it's not worth it to continue rather than physically defeating it.
>>544157102a lot of enclosures like this don't always have open covers. they tend to be at the bottom of pits surrounded by concrete walls that are impossible to climb for the animal. generally speaking there's no need to extra protection to keep a person from falling in, but it is also generally understood that a human will know better or otherwise be under the supervision of a parent or guardian. if this guy really was special needs, there's a nearly 90% chance that his caretakers were haitian or something and had no idea where the guy even was.
>>544157867Sure it is possible for a unarmed/lightly armed but competent and physically adept outdoorsman to survive an ambush from a big cat. But let's be real, there's a 0.5% sized space for outliers when it comes to most people. Trying to grapple on even terms with a big cat might be your only option when it's already on you, the moment it starts kicking in to you with its rear legs, you're going to bleed out in seconds.
>>544150724Better than working and paying taxes for 50 years.
>>544157508How often has an actually tough scrappy motherfucker that isn't afraid been in that situation in all of history? Going fetal position is just giving it your neck and spine like it wants. It's not a machine, sure it has advantages over you but it's not an invincible creature. In the end it all comes down to two choices, submit your life like a worthless faggot in which you should just kill yourself right now cuz you're a worthless faggot that shouldn't exist wasting resources, or use your human brain and warrior spirit to try to fucking do something and survive. It's obvious who's who in this thread. Faggots.
>>544150796they would have if they'd gotten there in time and the guy was still alive. But since he was gone they're not about to make a double tragedy.the sad thing about Harambe is Harambe thought he was protecting the kid from the screaming crowd. Harambe was trying to be a hero.
>>544153868idk, if animals are that stupid, why is it wrong to eat them? they're the same as plants.
>>544157508Putting a mask on the back of your head so it looks like you have eyes in all directions is enough to prevent tiger ambushes in the wild. They really don't like their prey to fight back. Real-world accounts of surviving big cat attacks involve punching/kicking and sticking an arm down the throat.
>>544158167there's a list of all 'man eater' tiger incidents in india. turns out, most or all of the tigers had some health issue that prevented them from hunting their regular prey. bad teeth, injuries. it's not like tigers go out of their way to eat an indian. dunno about siberian tigers. anyone?
>>544156313
>>544151336Most carnivores have crazy pain resistence, you aint doing shit but dying the second your face is not looking at the tiger as that triggers its pouncing instinct
>>544150796Fpbp
>>544158649>dunno about siberian tigers. anyone?They mostly eat boars in Siberia, where there aren't many humans around. Nearly all tiger attacks happen in India because that's where wild tiger populations overlap with dense human populations.
>>544151021this may be england but do you see a kettle anywhere?
>>544158726Iv shit a wild biar with a 12ga slug and it bounced off its head.
>>544158296Thats about right and arguing about that would be just splitting hairs. And your estimates could be right or even off to a degree in favor of more guys being able fend off being decimated but I do really think it's possible for more men to survive if they really try is all I'm saying. And that more guys should have the kind of mind set to survive such a situation. Even better if they think of it and not necessarily prepare for it but at least build some backbone and grit to empower themselves instead of fold like a pessimistic wimp.
>>544158672can we do her like wide putin?
>>544158938Don't you all carry pocket kettles for tea emergencies?
>>544150796>they didn't harambe the poor kitty.no they headshotted the mong instead to put him out of his kike enhanced pain.
>>544153742No they fucking don't, which is why in this particular case everyone can tell he's retarded.
>>544151336Your hand would be in its jaws before you could land the punch. Their reaction time is far superior the average human's.
>>544158974It would be nice if there were more of a healthy defensive killer instinct in white men. What we really have is this performative reddit male who's only tough when it's time to post about punching the hecken nazis>*checks notes>the nazi is the milquetoast conservative pussy that is just mainstream enough to show up in their highly moderated and procured trannie feed
>>544159395Are they really as quick as house cats?
>>544150724He shouldn't have said the T word!
>>544158979>wide putin?What is 'wide putin'
>>544159482No.
>>544159392The retarded thing was putting himself there. Unironically once the tiger was deciding what to do with him, he did the best you could do. He didn't show fear, he didn't pose himself as a threat, he wasn't challenging it, he wasn't trying to run. That's the best you can do in that situation. He actually did really well. But obviously it's all up to whatever the tiger decides and it decided he was food.
>>544153572Do you think smart people jump into tiger cages?
>>544159498it's like posting putin except he gets more wide
>lol just shove your arm in its mouthThis post was written by a tiger, "yeah climb into my mouth while I'm trying to eat you" fucking retards...
>>544159751Have you ever read any accounts of tiger attack survivors?
>>544159751this
>>544159498>What is 'wide putin'zoomer, please...it was only 6 years ago
>>544159636Yea maybe. Someone with enough ego and wanting to chase clout hard enough might do it even if they're not retarded. It's a gamble. He could have been thinking about the fame he would have if he survived. Smart people do dumb shit all of the time. Dumb people do smart shit too.
>>544159828showing arm down the throat works on (non fighting breed) dogsid be very surprised if this is a real technique with tigers
>>544153287Tiger didn't know or trust that absolute fool.You have to earn theur trust like you do with any person or animal. I'm unusual in that I earn most animals' trust almost immediately, but even I exercise caution.I've had wolves, bears, large cats, and birds of prey let me pet them after about 30 seconds of calm interaction and showing them I mean no harm.That moron just jumped right in and got in the tiger's space. Really stupid.If you don't know an animal, it's dumb to approach without any information.It could be starving, hurt, in a bad mood, or improperly socialized.You just don't know. Feeding it first would have been a good start.Establishing mutual respect would work.Unless it's an animal that just wants to be left alone.Then very little will convince it not to eat you.
>>544159913>He could have been thinking about the fame he would have if he survived.nobody would think he was cool or brave even if he survived. people still harass the harambe kid even though he was not old enough to know better and was effectively not his fault.
>>544153296Nothing more embarrassing than an American adopting kiked, self deprecating nomenclature like "amerimutt"
>>544150724White crackers are dumb cunts.
>>544151021>scalding*scolding, retard
>>544156139Birdbrain
He should have tried a triangle choke (no legs in) or a guillotine
>>544156276Zoo animals are conditioned not to be aggressive. A goose wouldnt last 30 seconds against a wild predator
>>544159751To elaborate, cats don't eat their food live. They kill it first. A tiger wouldn't try to eat someone until after the fight is over. Jamming your arm down a crocodile's throat would just result in it rolling and tearing it off, but tigers are different.>>544159995>showing arm down the throat works on (non fighting breed) dogsAnd why do you suppose that is?>id be very surprised if this is a real technique with tigersIt works, according to survivors. Would YOU be weirded out if someone stick their arm down your throat? Survivors combine this with punches and general struggling that makes the experience unpleasant for the cat.
why was this retard in there in the first place?
>>544159828are there several ones with an arm stuck down the throat of a fully grown tiger, or one odd coincidence? i mean, it's still best practise if successful once. quite a daring move, too. who'd be able to, when confronted by this mesmerisingly beautiful 600 pounder.
>>544157508There was a guy who beat a grizzly with just his hunting knife and big balls. It fucked him up but he survived and the bear didn't.
>>544159995It worked on that one account of a man taking a bear down with his bare hands.
>>544160348Tigers and other big cats. Multiple incidents.
>>544155082>Eye gouging an eye the same timeI read about a guy who tried gouging a lion's eyes to save his friend that was being attacked, but he said its eyelids were too thick and leathery to shove his fingers through
>>544153868Animals are a lot smarter than most people think.They may not have a civilized education, but they know enough to have not trusted that retard.>Is he my feeder? No.>Is he my handler? No.>is he my friend? No.>Is he that nice kid that brings me fish? No.>Why is he approaching me?>Is he giving the I'M NOT A CHALLENGE, FOOD, OR THREAT display? No.>He seems to be offering himself up as food. Weird.>Should I eat him? He seems insistant.>I am a little hungry. *CLAW CLAW CRUNCH!!!!:*>I hope this is permitted. Tastes kinda good.Yeah. Dumbfuck got what he literally begged for.
>>544150724well just look at bongistan, they're quite retarded
>>544160079Cortez and and his conquistadors who only numbered about 300 landed ashore in mesoamerica and dismantled their own ships leaving no option to retreat with the goal of conquering the entire region which numbered in the millions. In an alternate universe he'd be known as a huge retard for taking a gamble like that. >Well DUH anyone could have seen his army of 300 wouldn't survive a week. But that's not what happened. He made an alliance with local conquered smaller tribes, mustered an army of natives who believed he could lead them to victory, and took modern day Mexico City which at the time was the biggest city on earth which was the end of the Aztec empire's reign.
>>544150724>Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,>Catch a tiger by the toe.>Wag your finger, make him let go,>Eeny, meeny, miny, AAACK.
>>544154665>t.cat knowerAll of that is true. It's hard to change any animal's mind if it's hungry and you come across as an easy meal.
>>544150724At least he survived.
>>544160464How were aztecs so bad at war?
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>>544154884KekCat was testing him.It wasn't hungry.>WTF?!?! Why you in my domain, human??? You're not my dinner or my friend!!! Gtfo, bitch!!!!
>>544160609this woman actually did survive, but her mother who chased after them wound up dying. I am sure this woman in no way has ever once believed this was her fault. she was probably arguing with her husband in an argument she started, and probably blames him for her mother's death even though she's the one who got out of the car.
>>544160617They made enemies of every group that surrounded them, so everyone was waiting for an opportunity to overthrow their dominance already. The Conquistadors provided a rallying spark to kick things off. The plagues introduced by European explorers also helped destabilize things.
>>544154163If you watch (respectfully) while the tiger sinks its teeth into his back and tightens its jaws while it slowly crushes his spine. Its ok to listen (repsectfully) as he screams his last.Also just remember (respectfully) that he was dancing around the cage like a retard asking the bystanders to take pictures of him before he jumped into the cage. His wrangler must have felt euphoria (respectfully) when she heard his fragile retard bones get crushed by the tiger's vicegrip maw.
>>544154901Cat playing with his new chew toy. Cat doesn't see the human as anything but a tasty toy now.kek
>>544160617They weren't. They had fearless warriors, extremely brutal nobody dared challenge them. They didn't count on the surrounding natives they had been subjugating and abusing for generations to gain the courage to fall under a single leader and arrive at their doorstep. It was a huge surprise. Many saw Cortez as divine too, part of some old orally passed down prophesy of light skinned gods.
>>544160635humans are pathetic, JUST FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE FOR FUCKS SAKEHis brain should've giving him the most insane adrenal pump recorded in his existence, use it goddamn faggotgive it alljump kick punch avoid exert your dominance like Gooses dofag...
>>544155528Ok, Rambo.
>>544160092nice try moishe
>>544160925Humans like these were naturally culled before human technology allowed them to artificially survive and breed like cockroaches. There's billions of people like this now.
>>544158672kek
>>544160973whatever pussy
>>544150724>BUT HE WAS LE AUTISTListen buddy 4chan is populated by like 90% of autists yet you don't hear news all across the globe of anons throwing themselves to the nearest zoo tiger.
>>544161109I'm guessing you know that thing was hit by a car or bludgeoned on the head before this clip but you're leaving that out on purpose because you're a massive faggot and a nigger
>>544161109sweet ai vid broski
>>544161109>REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I STRONG, SAAAAARRRRR!!!!!! I GOT IZZATTTTTSSSSSS!!!!!!!!just jump into a tiger enclosure then, Rambo jeet.Show us how powerful your widdle moosles are.
>>544161039that makes sensewhat the hell are the elites waiting to cull the roachesintelligence leads to eugenics but somehow we are stuck in roach world
>>544153024Nope. He asked people (not in sign language) to take a picture with him and the tiger. Then jumped in. This is a 20 year old that can't identify a tiger as a threat.
>>544154955Literal orks would make for better caretakers than these nonce nons at this point
>>544161209https://www.thedailystar.net/environment/wild-life/news/kuwait-girl-catches-carries-escaped-lion-shocking-video-2932076The lion was a family pet.
>>544161209>>544161220so which copei saved this webm from 4chan if you are too dumb to notice yourself>>544161231you are the jeet thoyou talk like monkey and you are scared litttle turdhere you have video of a white manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC7DuEEk-zY
>>544160635>'Who are you praying to? God? Brother, I am God. From the near and far, East to West when men see my fangs they pray.'
>>544161382>>544161389interdasting
>>544161315>This is a 20 year old that can't identify a tiger as a threat.people walk up to 2 ton buffalo in national parks for pictures. an animal doesn't even have to be carnivorous for it to be clearly identifiable as dangerous. if he wasn't drunk or something, which he didn't appear to be, he was definitely legally a retard.
>>544161000Are you a bot? Or just this retarded kek. Legitimately embarrassed for you either way.
>>544154665>His whole body language showed strength for a few seconds and he probably yelled something.>It's only natural for a wild animal to assess an unexpected situation to reduce the chance of injury.>But I think eventually he would test him and go for the kill once he's confident the human poses no threat.>>544154793
>>544161241>what the hell are the elites waiting to cull the roachesAre you assuming these elites are part of a superior class of humans that could survive without modern technology? That's a huge mistake to believe. Elites aren't survivors.
>>544151733That movie was made by men and based on a story written by a man.
>>544161485it doesn't matter if they aren't survivors, and they aren't ubermensh either. if they can afford private security detail, it really doesn't matter what they do.
>>544161315In an alternate universe he would have been known as the guy who bravely pointed his finger at the tiger and sternly told it "no!" even after it bit him a few times. He would have survived the event and gained an online fanbase, there would be countless new memes with him pointing to various bad and powerful forces, he would have been interviewed by famous podcasters, made his own podcast, started a crypto known as "tigercoin", cashed out, married a bombshell blonde, and lived in luxury.His plan did not work in this universe.
>>544161608Until the mercs decide it's more economically sound to just kill the boss and take his wealth for themselves, they are mercs after all.
>>544161628I think he was just retarded bro.
>>544161628If quantum immortaility is true then, from his conciousness POV that worked exactly like you saidOr in other wordsAll of humanity could potentially escape clown world unless me
The most interesting aspect of this is the retard NPCs just watching. If several people would have jumped in and shouted at waved at the tiger it would have gone away. Even one person. The average "person" is not human. They are literally braindead zombies with no higher instincts or thoughts. They just observe everything and comment.
>>544153646Because it's around 14c in England right now.
>>544161845Would you press the red button or the blue button?
>>544160925>>544161039>evidently jeets>insisting they're 'human'
>>544160617They were pretty good at tribal warfare but the Spaniards brought tools, technology, training, and tactics that BTFO native warriors. Also horses
>>544161845and why would they do it?tiger isnt the problem the retard is the problemthe problem is gone now
>>544150724that's a interesting way to die. better than old age at least
I went to Tiger World in Rockwell NC and at the time my fiance was pregnant we walked around and saw Ligers and other stuff. Man hearing their roar and size standing on hind legs was incredible. It makes you realize how puny a human is compared to a large cat like that. There's no way that I would take a chance fighting one without a gun. Armor. Knives etc. You would have to be an idiot to think you'd win a fight against one. And you sure as hell arent going to outrun it. Our running speed even Usain bolt is like child's play to them. They see humans as play toys.
>>544161787you're not killing a high profile person and taking their wealth without getting caught.
>>544161987Ligers are unnatural and far larger than either of their tiger or lion parents.
>>544160887>Many saw Cortez as divine too, part of some old orally passed down prophesy of light skinned gods.It wasn't just that he was white, their arrival was also perfectly timed to suit some big time prophecies which is a crazy coincidence. They had balls of steel and tons of luck. Also, actual steel which was pretty helpful lol
>>544161996In a situation where those mercs will actually be needed by the elites, there won't be police and military around to stop it. That's when your $500M yacht becomes a pirate vessel and you get fed to sharks.
>>544160609The fuck you mean he survived. He's dead.
>>544153597It's not the same as another animal like an elephant that may now see humans as prey/enemies. The tiger is just as dangerous now as it always was, so there's no need to euthanise it. Might be moved to another zoo though.
>>544153868>Animals are blameless because they are too stupid and fundamentally different from people biologically to understand moralityThis is also why i never judge niggers and pajeets for what they do. They're not conscious. They should just be neutralized.
>>544161996not during the peacetime but it all depends on available resourcesif it happens to several rich people at same time while the decline of law is visible everywhere they wont do shit and would have to cut losses
>>544158649There was an incident where a Siberian tiger stalked, ambushed, and killed a guy seemingly because he stole part of the boar it had killed. It even used his dog to lure him, wounding the poor creature and using its pained yelps to draw him to the point of ambush. It also mutilated his corpse and arranged his pieces to send a message. Never listen when someone tells you that only humans kill for sport or vengeance, or that cruelty doesn't exist in the natural world
>>544151461Actually, no. Fuck anyone and everyone that jumps into an enclosure expecting a good outcome. They all should die.
>>544161471one shekel has been deposited into your account
>>544162299It also fucked his wife
>>544162299based tigers terrorizing niggercattle humgroids
>>544162225it had only just arrived in order to breed with a present female. you want that spoiled because of a retard? if anyone is to blame it's the zoo, as in the previous incidents of that sort. shouldn't be possible to climb into exhibits. nobody did this when zoos were established. twas a different world.
>>544162857I was wondering about this. If a human could get in, certainly a tiger could get out right?
>>544150724OI!GIVE IT UP, PALNEARLY BIT ME BUTTOCK, THERE
>>544162299i'm siding with the tiger here. can't go steal food without proper introductions. cruelty is a weird term. jewish in origin i bet.
>>544162960It's usually easier to go down a wall than up.
>>544154884>>544154901
>>544161845>dude just risk your life for someone retarded enough to jump into a tiger's habitat lmao
>>544163081its not about riskwhat he said is logically right and tiger would retreatbut why would you put wellbeing of this retard over wellbeing of a tigerits better to let him have fun with the retard instead of invading his spacethere's 500 tigers like that in the world and like 6-7bln retards like thatit isnt the hard choice
>>544162960it's harder to get out, but given the increasing number of retards, there should at least be permanent staff on watch. or the concept of zoo must be questioned.
>>544163043Well, here it is. You be the judge I guess. Their paws are pretty large and wouldn't fit inside chain link fence but their toes could. I bet the tiger could theoretically pull it off if it wanted to.
>>544162960no. why would that be the case? animals like that are typically in deep pits with solid concrete walls. tigers can jump high, but not that high. in fact in most cases they're simply too heavy to even be able to climb something like a chain link fence, which is why they're not typically covered. part of the agreement at the zoo if that nobody is stupid enough to enter an enclosure, and if they are, they're likely accompanied by a parent or guardian. every zoo i've ever been to has had one or more enclosures that would easily be possible to fall in to for anyone who was stupid enough to do it, which is why cases like this are exceedingly rare.there was a case of a tiger at the san diego zoo escaping its enclosure, but it was being taunted by brown people and the enclosure walls simply weren't tall enough to keep the tiger in, it had just never had any reason to try to escape up until then.
>>544161389>NOOOO YOU, SAAARR!!!!! Post hand, Fecaloid.
>>544162048>unnatural, yet occur in natureKekYou're a fucking retard.
>>544154901>bite the pillow I'm going in dry
>>544150724you can be as retarded as you can be intelligent
>>544156313NO KITTY THIS MAH POT PIE
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>>544160441Yes, animals think exactly like people that's why we can empathize with and know exactly what they are thinking and vice versa>>544158555Idk if you're so stupid why can't we eat you?>>544162256>They're not conscious. They should just be neutralizedNeutralizing is punishment and revenge for your small penis mindset. You do not execute a baby for shooting someone because the parents gave it a loaded gun as the baby can't be held responsible since it isn't physically capable of thinking like an human adult, but a baby also does not have an inherent right to use a woman's body so that's why we still need healthcare for women desu
>>544163456they don't occur in the wild. there is nowhere in the world where tiger and lion ranges overlap. the fact that they can happen in controlled captive conditions does not mean that it is a natural occurrence. dilate and seethe, troon.
>>544163348i already proved my point no one cares about you enough to bother you walking turd
>>544154901beeg keetty snuggles :3
>>544151021>now listen here tigerino
>>544161845>jump into the tiger pit and also get killedreal life isnt a video game, you still have to get out of the pit yourself idiot
>>544153868Elephants hate pajeets and know it is right to squash them.
>>544150724>What are you going to do? Kill me?
>>544154901>trainer is retired
>>544161845nobody would ever subject themselves to that if they themselves are not in any immediate danger. you don't even know if there were many other people around. you absolutely would not have done that yourself, and the fact that you think you would have is only easy for you to claim now that you've seen the videos and the guy is confirmed to be dead. I am not putting myself in harms way for a stranger, especially not one retarded enough to jump in to a tiger pen. he did not accidentally fall in, he put himself in to a stupid position where it was even possible to fall in in the first place.
>>544153108The tiger had no prior experience with mentally disordered prey and got confused for a short moment.
>>544163847most people who get killed by elephants are killed by captive elephants who are being mistreated.
>>544163583Jezza would have 100% gone for it.
tigers flatter those who imitate their character
>>544163847That literally only happens because the elephants get abused retard. Anyways animals are only animals and humans are not so its a moot point subhumans try to make to try to "le gotcha" veganchads, its honestly pathetic tbdesuThere's a reason all animal abusers are brown afterall
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>>544159995Probably works on fighting breed dogs, too. The problem is their jaws snap around so quickly you're probably getting your arm shredded before you can J J J J JAM IT IN safely.
>>544150724i had a weird dream last night.i had some sheep and they got into the neighbors pen, so i went to take them out and as i went to round them up, they had dissapeared.i then went into a room searching for them and there was one, with a tiger, and it bolted out of the room, and the tiger walked towards me.i then put out my hand like i was petting a cat, and it jumped up, so i took my hand away, then i put it back up to its head, and it went like it wanted to be pet, and i did that one more time.maybe....he was looking for some sheep, and just failed to exert dominance.
>>544151485>saar i'm not a tigger, i'm blady bangladesh tiger.>saar dont call me tiggar saar.
>>544153868they aren't blameless, but the first kill is free, because they dont know by default that humans are off limits
>>544154901>>544163718RAORA NOOOO!!!
>>54415072424 hours later and all the kikery pointed out and still half of pol is thinking this was real and not a test how many will go along with forced group think
>>544164785>they aren't blamelessThey are dumbass, how do you blame an innocent animal for not following human morality?
>>544155229Mammal boy MOGGED
>>544163532kek
>>544159675kek>>544159860I don't pay attention to Putin posters as he's a red herring.
>>544155270>"finish him" zoo keepers eyes glowing red
>>544154901that guy looks alive and paralyzed
>>544163635Even people don't think exactly like other people.Animals, mammals especially, however, are a lot like human toddlers in the way they process information and respond to prey, strangers, or threats.I interact with a lot of different animals and have a lot of experience with both wild animals and ones raised in captivity. It IS possible to have positive interactions with them if you keep in mind that they're basically children with loaded weapons that can turn on you if you don't establish a bond of trust with them and repeat the positive socializing.Even then you have to keep in mind, they're still learning everyday and if YOU fuck up in any way, it won't go well for you.
>>544163659>unnaturalIf a species can do it without lab intervention, then it's natural.>>544163693>I GOT MORE IZZZATT, SAAAR!!!!! I WIN!!!!!Post hand, fecaloid. You lost, jeet. Kys.
>>544154665Even my own 10lb house cat is freaking relentless and will retard charge for a kill- against crazy resistance-when in hunt mode. Ya...you 100% have to kill a cat that wants you. ASAP
>>544154884>heres the videoThoughts on going for an upkick at 0:13?
>>544165565Umm you just repeated what I said? Retard much?
