>Warwick Castle castle editionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warwick_Castlehttps://www.berkeley-castle.com/events/category/whats-on/Gunman who killed six in Krakow believed to have been inspired by far-right ideology, minister sayshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cq3dj1xv02vyt>UK cannot 'cherry pick' EU single market deal, Barnier tells BBChttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9kgjj206nzpo>Andy Burnham wants to get closer to the EU - but he shouldn't expect a smooth ridehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwjdmm0z74plo>'Dana, please take the job!' - Trump asks UFC boss to be White House press secretaryhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvze47p9jeexo>Tens of thousands of tents flooded after heavy rains in Gazahttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx240e5py64joPrevious>>545803400
We evolved from apes to humans to gamers... what does the gamer evolve into
that video of callum turner touching dua lipas bum outside the fountain in rome has my head fumingi want to touch dua lipas bum outside a fountain in rome but i'm not allowed
CATURDAY
>>545815619genetic dead end
>>545815660Have you tried asking? Worth a go.
>>545815686
>>545815660>>545815619Slam dunked these degenerate faggots into the filter, bosh
>>545815736she's got a boyfriend you have to respect boundaries
You lads ever wonder about what r Arseboon Dilbaro is up to
bit foggy out lads
>>545815674
>>545815827That's just smoke from all the fireworks.
>>545815660Name one Dua Lipa song.Name one Callum Turner film.
>>545815853Stealing this
This guy was based wtf is wrong with you guys?
Jews invented fish and potato btw
>>545816098Who invented Jews
>>545816005He fell out of tge news pretty fucking quickly. Mandleson with him.
>>545816005The guy who let jimmy saville die without answering for meganoncery? The guy who set up kangaroo courts for the Southporters? The guy who's gaff and motor got firebombed by ukrainian thinks?
>>545816005hi neema
Every time I watch one of these "ex-nazi" videos, they always say the reason they left is because one day they were bashing someone's head in for some reason and suddenly thought>oh no! what am I doing!?!?Correct me if I'm wrong, but to me, smashing someone's head in isn't exactly National Socialism. These skinhead gangs seem far removed from political beliefs apart from choosing which type of person they want to fight. Wasn't this that pudgy little HnH guy's story as well?
>>545815934Easy as fuck:Dua Lipa - Twelve hungry ducks (feat Example)and Callum Turner starred in that one about ponds
>Another victim, who worked for MTV, said Brand 'lunged' at her and grabbed her breasts when they were talking about Big Brother in a Soho bar in July 2004.>Prosecutors said the comedian had a 'big, weird grin' on his face as he assaulted her.>In her recorded interview with police, the woman said 'he literally just grabbed my boobs out of nowhere in the middle of the conversation, just in the middle of a conversation and I just remember this weird maniacal grin, looming in front of me as he just grabbed my boobs'.
Have a really bad cough/cold. This sucks, I can hardley breathe. More rum and lucozade until I no longer care.
>>545816139Your father, the Devil
>>545816393That's covid
>>545816393Lemsip n chicken soup
Holy fuck what are these GPU prices? My 7600 XT is showing its age now due to lack of RDNA 4 but an upgrade will cost a bare minimum of £540. Already got an Xbox but I could buy a PS5 for that. Or a sofa or new bed. Why does it feel like the tech industry doesn't want people to be gamers?
>>545816393>rum and lucozade
>>545816393rub some Vicks Vapour rub on your balls, it really helpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bzAd04GTe8
>>545816393Hot toddies - any whisky will do
>>545816629>we have a subscription for that goys
fancy an old school Lilt now
SAAAAAR
>>545816393get in the bath and use your gillsi've just spoken to your gp and she says you're a fish, i said that's confidential and she said report me to the ico there's no data protection law that applies to fishes i said you'll be hearing from our lawyers
>>545816629consider what might actually be worth purchasing to play. when you make that list, do you really need or want to spend the money on a newer GPU?
>>545816329i've done this before actually while excessively pissedi'm going to be #metoo'd in a few yearsi won't survive inside
>>54581691560 fps Nethacker reporting in
>>545816951>It could have been me tooBrand dodged a bullet there
>>545816629cloud computing, you'll be allowed to buy a little Apple terminal and from that you shall do your gaming, gooning(after age verification facial recognition checks), and other general consumption of goymedia
>>545816576That's on the menu for tomorrow. Just had weed tea, lemon and ginger today as couldn't be asked to go to the shop. Weed seems to work as an amazing antihistamine for me.
>>545816951>Have had sex beforeWaiting for another visit from the police to be accused of being both a rapist and incel now
>>545816951i listened to a podcast with an air hostess and she said russell brand asked to look at my arse and i showed him itit's like fuck off man
Bit mad how there are uncontacted Amazon tribes who>have no idea what country they belong to or even what a country is>have no history with Britain at all>the full extent of their knowledge of europeans is a vague knowledge of Brazilians as the other people who exist>will never have a single tribesman learn that england existsAnd yet, in spite of all that, they are actually just as British as you, if not more so. Probably more so.
>>545816982imagine the mess in that bag
>>545816915Not just gaming though. Streaming. Also local Stable Diffusion for making le funny memes and personal goon material.
>>545817137weed tea is dumb cannabinoids are not water soluble which is why you get it is resin or butter form for oral consumption
>>545816329>having a conversation with a known sex pest while he's drunk in a barOh please.
Has Katy Perry commented?
>>545817171They built Britain
fire a firework at me house burn me to death hahadon't tell the insurance company haha
>>545817314>How could this happen to me ?
>>545817377on brit/pol/?
https://archive.is/iwDXNThoughts on the purposed conversion therapy ban?
>>545817146If you're not rich, you have nothing to worry about. There's nothing to gain from accusing you.
Josh was kicked from the bumcord for posting CP and he got caught posting CP in /uhg/ and had a melty claiming he was 4chan staff, but he also wasn't here, and he's going to call cops haha fat stupid paedophile. Also the french flag is a member of his paedophile discord ring as is sosban
>>545815619morlocks
>>545816005he bums rent boys and gets bummed by jeet lords pretty far from based
Ive seen a lot of leftwing views here lately like support for Ukraine and trannies shouldnt be executed. Knock that shit off
One time in da club I rubbed my pussy lips on some drunk dyke lmao
I may have put too many different toppings on my pizza
>>545817118Christ, this is actually going to happen, isn't it? This is actually the future.I reckon this'll help create an underground lofi tech scene and alternate internet with people making their own little computer kits and modems from Raspberry Pi kind of shit, to bypass the cloud stuff altogether. We'll be like oldschool hacker nerds.
>>545817824Remember when you went on Sesame Street with your tits out?Then you were on The Simpsons and Moe was giving you oral?What the fuck was all that about?? I guess they're right, the 00s really were fucked up.
https://www.reddit.com/r/FIREUK/comments/1x2j5o3/maxed_out_my_ss_isa_what_now/The worst Reddit subs are those financial "advice" subs where half the posts are smug cunts hunblebragging instead of asking for actual advice>23 and maxed out my ISA lads, my problem is what do I do with all my money?
>>545816329>I can recall this drunken conversation from 22 years perfectly, and yes there's plenty of proof to corroborate it beyond reasonable doubt.
>>545817392You know it's bad when you're hoping to get taken out by a stray Brahminian cake shell.
Give it me straight lads, is RB a rapist and unwelcomed bummer? Or this be a shakedown by is enemies and a jilted roastie?Here’s a cat for your thoughts.
>>545817493Fink am safe.For now.
>>545818042He's as innocent as you or me
>>545818076Just be careful. Don't suddenly become a famous and successful billionaire.
>>545817876you don't get it do you?locked down thin clients to licenced portals only allowed, a complete lock down .. >"Everything within the cloud, nothing outside the cloud"OEM's will not make consoomer gear outside this model, either through government restrictions or financial regulatory reasons. It will be thin clients only.
>>545817995>Landlord at 23You just know
>>545818042Slags doing the current trend of revoking consent 20 years later
>>545816098>jews invent fish and potatoes >jews don't like the Irish>The Irish die from a lack of fish and potatoes Something is afoot
Russell brand raped me as well, well he didn't but he might haveunder certain conditionsi mean look it's a confusing time for everyone and i need space as a victim
>>545817926I'm a whore mate, the whole brand marriage was pure PR, although we did bond over our shared live of female anuses, I'm a lesbian by the way
>>545817995not to brag, but i will, i've got 70k in the isa with 22k in the isa (20k of that waiting for april)
>>545818125there’s starlink but musk already proved recently he will turn that off if he's told to do so by a Freemason who outranks him
>>545818163I'd say a lot of the women accusing him are lefties who sucked him off back when he was a lefty darling who hung round with the likes of Owen Jones and was screeching on the telly about "revolution" ,and are now acting like they never wanted anything to do with him because he's a rightoid and it's shameful to be associated with him
>Trust the plan!!1!
>>545817244I mix it and fry with butter first, then cook for a while with the lemon and ginger.
>>545818426Definitely
Desi prostitute in a back alley in new delhi with perfect english and a yorkshire accent but she only knows like 2 sentences to entice clients
>>545818460>Miller is of Ashkenazi Jewish descent.[17]
>>545818426One of the rapes he was acquitted of actually happened (or rather, didn't happen) at a Labour conference in 1999
>>545818125Me thinking about this comment in a few years
>>545818532Indian broads have purple slits bro, trust me
>>545818467sort of like Himalayan Butter tea ?
>>545816629i'm jealous of all those people who bought a 4090 for £1,500 back in 2022 had one of the top cards for 4 years but alas we live in Burnhams Britain now
>>545818460>who built Britain?>who REALLY built britain?>[[[niggers]]]>bring them ALL IN>where we loicence one, we loicence all- Yook
>>545818612i wonder if that's why the divine feminine is purple
>>545818668I kissed a bird and I loved it gunvna
>>545818592>Me thinking about this comment in a few years
>>545818391Future Chancellor Rayner might thank you when she seizes it for more breakfast clubs
>>545818641>5090 32gb @ 1000W
>>545818779she'll have as much power as a school prefectshe's done as an mp in three years
>>545818460>building the wall to keep them in, not out
>>545817244You’re wrong. Make yourself a nice, ample amount of tea in just-under-boiling water and eat the weed you made the tea from also — report back.
3-D protein printers in every house, powered by your social units daily leccy supply, fed by a hooked up pipeline to your 15 minute cities vertical 5oy farm. It could even be microwaved shaped to give some sense of nostalgia, even makes a little ding noise when its finish printing and heating your 5oy burger
>>545818905>she'll have as much power as a school prefectI'll have her behind the bike shed
>>545818905>he doesn't know about the incumen in Raynerreich
>>545818937Prions on fleek
>>545818969>dogfood for everyone
>>545818724nice one katy as you werei was a big fan of california gurls and roar but after that you sort of lost the zeitgeistbut i was one of your soldiers googling katy perry nudes congrats on the billions of viewseven still you've had like the opposite of the liz truss effect where you've lost all your sexual appeal because the power is goneas you were
>>545818833https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/articles/cwyvrz09mnd6oexpensive if necessary heating
Bibi's gonna do a number on him
>>545818937That would consume way too much power and ruin r climate. Also, brits can't afford that. And above all, that's not remotely humiliating enough. You need industrially-processed bug burgers delivered cold each day by deliverpoo, with optional heating via sunlight if you don't want to eat it cold.
>>545819036>Could such and such mean this or that ?answer is always .. No
>>545815619God>>545815686Tic tock, cunt
>>545819034I'm with Justin now, he licks my ass everyday, I don't need anymore simps, thanks anyway kid
>>545819098is there a happening afoot?
this track hit like fucking crack when it came outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2up_Eq6r6Ko&list
>>545819036Would love it to snow this year, had fuck all for the past 5
Watch clayface in cinema with my bird. Was alright...Ended up ordering an STI kit, but had to pay.I also got two new tyres and bought a new game and a jumper. Also had sausage and chips.Been an eventful day.
>>545819224Never even heard of it
Imagine the smell
>>545819036If your polar vortex is weakening you need to make sure that Brand isn't bumming it
me gardens quacking for a good bit of snow
>>545819326Scatter some leaves around.Protects the microflora.
>>545819098Does this mean Bibi goes to court for all those financial crimes?
>>545819305Look at that low pressure vortex, begging for a tonguing
>>545819217Could be If Bibi isn't running the government , he is open to prosecution.https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/what-happens-netanyahus-icc-arrest-warrant-after-elections
>>545819444>financial crimesThat's just their culture
>>545819447>my polar vortex is consensually quacking for it
>>545819444Very possibly
>>545819273Tell me the end so I can spoil it for others please
>>545815339Right lads. Why the fuck are the BBC and government pushing this preparedness fear? >they realise how vulnerable they are to cyber attacks in the AI age>distract from European protests and focus emnity towards Russia rather than our fucked state of affairs actually fear of Russian invasion because they are all boomers who lived through the cold warIt seems mental that they spend years portraying prepping as the pursuit of the mental conspiracy theorist and now they are pushing hard on BBC and media.>
making me special mince, corrr
>>545818532>Al'reeet laaa, emptied yer sack yet ?
>>545819690
>>545819694>listen yeah give us your spunk ya cheeky mong
>>545819690Is that a euphemism for taking a dump?
>>545819273I've been myred in spyres of putting out fyres and now I'm tyred. Situation is dyre, like I've drawn the yre of God.
>>545819690Whats special about it?
>>545819674Role-play.
>>545819871Spacker class mince
>>545819674They are acutely aware of the coming food shortages(read, actual mass famine)they know there will be massive roaming bands of BAMEs roaming the cities and countryside in search off food. Tell the unarmed, mentally castrated natives to fill their cubbies to the brim with food. That'll keep the hoard busy while they distance themselves and set up defences
https://archive.ph/AP0cF>WA schools to introduce Jewish history lessons in anti-Semitism reforms, digital detox and AI restrictions>WA students will learn more about Jewish history and culture as part of a national clamp-down on anti-Semitism in Australian schools.>Federal Education Minister Jason Clare said ministers had agreed to curriculum reforms to “strengthen understanding of the evils of anti-Semitism and the horrors of the Holocaust”.>The new lessons will include a focus on understanding Jewish history and culture and the contributions Jewish Australians have made to the nation’s development.>The changes were recommended by an anti-Semitism taskforce appointed in the wake of the Bondi attack where gunmen murdered 15 people during a Chanukah celebration.So some jew group is going to get paid from the taxpayers to run brainwashing sessions. Should have lessons on the Emu War camps.>Mr Clare said a Social Cohesion Education Advisory Council, to be chaired by Former University of NSW chancellor and Jewish business leader David Gonski, would continue work to strengthen social cohesion through education.>It will also provide advice on how to better embed the teaching of Australian values into the curriculum.>“Schools don’t just teach numeracy, literacy and critical thinking skills,” Mr Clare said. “They also build character.>“We have to make sure our students are learning about our democracy and Australian values.”
>>545819674Part of it's probably just trying to get you permanently stressed out so you'll be more willing to accept the degrading standard of living + continued involvement in Ukraine and Iran (who remembers 'The Power of Nightmares'?)Part of it's probably trying to mitigate further supply-chain shocks, because 2020 was actually touch-and-go at points and if the situation in Iran and Saudi Arabia deteriorates enough we'll be on track for even worse disruptionPart of it's probably trying to offload the onus for civil defence onto the public by leaning on tired old 'Blitz Spirit', because we're governed by vacuous morons obsessed with dead symbols
>>545819871Typical kiwi couple btw
>>545819674They all over purchase wind up radios and need to create demand
>>545819674because this is the 33rd year of the EU and they're planning a continental war and the UK gov is keen to send us all. It starts with the propaganda. Then the threats come.
>>545820136Baguette profiteeringhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkGdzjTeS5U
>>545820012It's a good plan, turning every house into a lootbox. It will keep the horde quite busy.
>>545818613I've never heard of that so I will have to look it up. I used butter as I'd run out of coconut oil which is my go to for weed oil.
>>545819756she can fact check my penis size anytime because its not very big but i say it is
I'm not surprised people with ADHD get a lot of sex, they're probably not so overly self aware so they have low inhibition and women like extroverted talkative lads like Russel brand
Jews are the REAL goyim.
>>545820584a bold statement
I smells mince smells
>>545820584>just popped into Brit/pol/ to leave a retarded commentthanks mutt
>>545820724kek
the penis hearkens when the japanese woman exists
>>545819823Looks like Alicia
>>545820211Look at the color of the MPBrowns as MP's to make sure you die in the trenches like good goys
>>545820892Looks Italian
>>545819756>>545819811>>545819823>>545819871>>545819889>beef mince>butter fried>loads of celtic sea salt, black pepper, mixed herbs, onions>mix in three eggs>mix in lots of grated mature cheddar>basmati rice>peaslush
>>545820892that is a jew
>"Thatcher knew how to run the economy of this country, to give us a strong, productive economy."
>>545819756
*sniff sniff*
>Prawn crackers>Fruit roll-up>Tic tacs>Ice cube>Toothpaste>Chocolate sprinkles>Clamscor
james acaster telling you to please leave a party because you've been excessively grabby with women
Adrian thinks reddit is edgyAdrian is visibly disgusting by you not keeping up with who has been cancelled Afraid European not British and that's why he thinks 3rd world immigration is great Adrian believes all women unless they're speaking out about sexual violence commited by foreigners Adrian likes to drink pepsi max
>>545815619>what does the gamer evolve intoarchons for the demiurge
>>545821253gis a bit
>>545819622Basically he's an actor and he sleeps with a mob bosses gf (best bit in the whole film is where she's dancing and she has a nip slip) the bosses goons cut up his face and he takes experimental tests/medicine and basically becomes a monster that can morph into different people. Becomes a revenge thriller, kills the mob.
hostellass moved to accrington lmao
shut the fuck up with the fireworks ffs
>>545821193When you troon out , what are we to refer to you as ?
>>545819273Is it still coming out brown?
>>545821332You certainly have an effect on women.
>>545821363her majesty
>>545821363joshisatva
>>545821403lmao she told me the other day and I was like aha crackrington
>>545821304Sounds like sam raimis darkman
>>545821421Lop your flopper off and then rope, chop chop
>>545821332obligatoryhttps://youtu.be/pieK7b4KLL4?t=29
>>545821288Americhons way better than archons
>>545821493you have absolutely no idea how funny you posting this actually is or why
>>545821464except probably woke and shit
Wish England had more niggers
>>545819690Well, let’s see then
>>545821304Thanks, sounds pretty meh indeed
>>545821190Must be taken alongside the context of 1979
>>545819690work it girlfriend mhmm
>>545821617you should emigrate then
>>545821130So thats how you achieve your >>545821193 figure
>>545819756Is this a casting couch mement?Post a bit moar la
>>545821627>>545821665didn't come out looking as nice as usualis still banging thoughwill post a decent batch next timethink it was the rice this time, not undercooked but too watery
>>545821581i don't even know how my toothbrush charges or my washing machine works
>>545821633>capeshit is....meh?
>>545821685and my classically ruggedly handsome looks
I've said this before, but Britain is going to be home to all sorts of weird mixes
Tried watching Midsommar by some jew and it was terrible. Was too busy to watch on halloween but glad I didn't as it would have ruined it ngl
>>545821764>getting on the nigger tube to go to other infested cities around the worldnot for me ta
>>545821764Eastern euros are the worst of the lot, especially the brown ones
>>545821905Eastern euros here are probably the biggest coal burners
Jonathon Ross has been rather quiet of late
going to the distant lands to buy tonic wine and i'll put on a jamaican accent because why notfuck it
>>545820052> the horrors of the HolocaustFake & gay>but the shoes!! The eagle and bear cage. The rollercoaster death ride. The masturbation machines. The electrified floor. The bent gun barrels. The floor of swords. The soap and lampshades. Oy Fucking Vey!!
>>545821764Finally learns how to use cutlery and develops an ego over it
>>545821946did she get corn holed then?
>>545821946He wouldn't wape anybody
