You have an hour tops before the Internet stops working.
>>546179463Ive downloaded all the things I want anyway
>>546179463FINALLY
so long and thanks for all the memes
>>546179463ok. i was goin to bed anyway.
I’ve been non stop downloading as much tranny porn as I can since this mornings new
We can only hope. This whole experiment was a catastrophe and has brought nothing but misery to the world.
>>546179463*sniffles* Goodbye...
CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>546179463Good
Good, the internet has been pure cancer
Love you guys, see you on the grass
>subscribes to blacked
>>546179463If I buy my beans on amazon now will they still arrive by monday
>>546179463I think it's in like two more weeks.
Im going to enjoy stabbing some of you for the last pack of cool ranch Doritos at the local gas station to survive one more measly day on earth without the internet
>>546179463Fuck yeah it's rape time
>>546179784>rule 34>krystal
>>546179463nothing ever happens and you still have to go to work monday morningenjoy the weekend!
>>546179463And if it doesn't?
>>546179463Microsoft is not the Internet.
Wait I thought the internet was supposed to go cold on the 17th? Let's discuss this again next week.
>>546179463Thank fucking Christ. Please let it end
>>546179463Good as that means I can rape niggers IRL.
>>546179463Isn’t the whole point of the internet that it can survive a nuclear war? Or am I retarded
>>546179463How longs it gonna be out? I have enough shemale porn to go a week.
good luck gentlemen
>>546179463Thanks cia I'll be on the look out for the FBI
I just want to say this, anons:I wish I had a girlfriend like Tomoko.
It has been for months. The world is behind Russia again.
I have already seen everything
URGENT! NEED BBC KEKOLD PORNOGRAPHY FOR STOCKPILE
time to bring out the monopoly board
>>546180034this.not even joking. i've had enough.
>>546179463Happy Friday the 13th lol
>>546179784>he doesnt already have a 10TB raid 1 array full of tranny porn incase the cyberpandemic happens while he's asleepngmi
Swap into Monero asap
>>546179519Same
Sounds like a Godsend the internet has destroyed my brain and my life. Fuck you all
i'll use it to post Aruko.
Web going dark. Initiate operation TND.
Remember to carry a 4 of clubs if you wanna shitpost irl
>>546179784Looks like someone will get rich after the armagedon
>>546179925THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
>>546179463>You have an hour tops before the Internet stops working.I just finished downloading over 100 videos on how to maintain or fix every aspect of my vehicle, so my body is ready.Channel is called TRQ btw if any anons need last minute vids on their vehicles.https://www.youtube.com/@TRQ/playlists
>>546180134Oy vey
>>546179519>he thinks power stays on
No internet I'm fine with but if it's no internet plus no electricity is where I'll start feeling my sanity slip away.
DO IT, FAGGOTYOU WON’T, NO BALLS
>>546179463That assumes everyone uses microsoft mail. I don't, checkmate.
Microsoft 365 was down for like half the day yesterday, we got sent home at work because ramshackle jeetware crashed everything lmao
>>546179463wget *
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
NOT MY PROBLEM
>>546179463The migrants are coming https://youtu.be/vn0A5-HY0eY?is=yJyNaEG7n4AtqpyV
>>546179463>>546179519but wardogs matches take longer than an hour. just ONE. MORE. GAME. please
>>546179463We will finally be free
>>546179463I am just going to go to sleep and wake up once the shit blows over
>>546179463i dont care i have valheim installed and i play alone
>>546179463Let it be known this will be on 4chan in it's last moments.
>>546180037The internet grew out of operation needful because the government wanted to get jeets into every household. Very evil CIA plot from the 1960s.
>>546179463Oh thank God
Ommmmmmmmmmmm
>>546179463It’s ok i’m running an offline wow server with bots
my power already went out so idc
>>546180889But, Chudda, what if...?
>>546179463New tweet. Nothing to worry about folks!https://www.trumpstruth.org/statuses/43568
>>546180990It won't.
>>546179463See you guys tomorrow
>>546180037We'll still be able to have Usenet by bouncing signals from hilltops with modified Pringles tubes - but web 2.0 is a gonner
>>546179463Hope the power goes out forever and every fucking wigger gets cannibalized
>>546179463Nice. Usb and disk trading will be a thing.
>>546179463GO TO NEWS SITESALL THE ADS ARE GONEWTF
got my 5mb floppy discs ready.
>>546181032Kek. That kind of screws shit up
>>546181094And fucking lan parties.
>>546179925Does your Walmart lack beans?
>>546180990if ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all be fucking nuts
>>546181153Because code can run throu javascript ads
>>546181153Yes there are, moron
>>546181066>See you guys tomorrowIN HELL
>>546179925MONDAY? are you a poor? do they not come at 6am tomorrow or tonight for $9.99? Monday is 3rd world shit anon, you need to get prime.
>>546179979I have been automatically downloading e621 and rule34 since last year. I don't have time to sort all the porn out anymore, almost 10 TB.
Have you located your nearest enemies of humanity and prefered method of execution in case shit actually hits the fan? Even if it's not happening it's a good opportunity to do your homework
>>546179925AYO DIS NIGGA EATIN BEANZ', GET HIS ASS...!!!
>>546181153I use ad block and haven't seen ads in years
>>546181277see....I just went to CNN and Foxnews and then I went to dailymain and shit has changed
>>546181153Also fake and gay
>>546179463You have one more hour before I stick my penis in your butt.
It's been a pleasure gentlemen. Godspeed.
I have 40gb of vram at home and a ton of local LLM's and image diffusion programs. After tonight, I will be elevated into the top 1 percent elite due to my compute.
>>546181277You only see them because you're not using adblock, noob.
>>546181386That’s something on your end. I’m getting them just fine
>>546179463DEATH TO AMERICADEATH TO ISRAELA CURSE UPON THE JEWS
>>546181422Wish I had more VRAM my local LLM is retarded running on an old 2070 super.
>>546179463THE AI IS GOING ROGUE ISNT IT
>>546181425Fair enough
>>5461814120w0
>>546181422I have a gun and I'll be there by midnight to take your shit hoarder.
>>546181456this
>>546180220im scared
Should I bew a cup of coffe now while power still works?? If power also goes out, I want to keep warm.
>>546181482we have been in heavy war with IRAN for months now and the media has not been allowed to report on it basically, but now its finally breaking through and cant be contained
>>546179463God I hope youre right
>>546179463OP might be on to something.
>>546179463It’d be an act mercy to be unplugged from this shithole but we’re in hell so
>>546179463Surely you retards have your radios ready to go right? Art Bell tried to warn you
>>546181482DO NOT REDEEM THE AI!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL!!!!
>>546181482Yeah. It’s gonna be like terminator but all the nukes target India and Israel
>>546181543Lol
>>546179463AND IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!>It will happen when the weather cools.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZla1ttZHawNotice the phrasing in the FAA order: all departing flights were frozen, while incoming international flights were handled "case by case". You only clear every commercial transponder out of North American airspace when something massive without an FAA tail number just entered the atmosphere - either to give an unscheduled visitor a clean corridor into Nellis Air Force Range, or because orbital defense satellites needed zero commercial radar clutter during a silent intercept.
>>546179463The agenda is to make internet access through 5g only which is linked to the mass vaccination programs. Your blood will literally be your key to access the internet so you can't hide your identity and you can be tracked 24/7, it is also neuro faced so your brain activity (thoughts) will be constantly streamed to train a massive ai system that will run pretty much everything.
>>546179463i'll be pissed since i can't play games, but honestly i think it's for the greater good. the entire maga movement ONLY happened because of the internet. in real life people ignore the conspiracy retards and retards like maga culties, but they got their own echo chamber and bought twitter so they can't be ignored. i'd overall be happy
>>546181543The virgin hoarder vs the chad raider
>>546181439>That’s something on your end. I’m getting them just fineits over bro, you just cant see it yet. BUT YOU WILL
you did say "thank you" to your ai after every prompt right?
I want to my final post on /pol/ to be simply, nigger
REMEMBERGENISYS IS SKYNET
I downloaded 30 gigabytes of interracial asian gay porn but I only like 1% of the videos
>>546179463the gba emulator and its catalogue is all i need to stay alive
>>546181742Y, all the D.va prompts were prime goon sessions with my AI bro
>>546181648Gonna be real nice when all of the Middle East raids you clowns because you banned guns
>>546181756
is this a firesale?
>>546179925Also how do you plan on cooking the beans when the power is out?
sneed
>>546179463NO RAGRATS!
NIGGERS!
>>546181869Yeah. Just walk into your supermarket and start taking shit. It’s free now
>>546181836Our free speech is our guns atm
>>546181983Just run in human waves at military bases until you get the guns
>>546181287:O
I'm waiting
>>546182079Army is the most trusted institution in Greece and it has shitloads of guns.
23 MINUTES
WHAT SHOULD I DO LAST MINUTE !???
>>546179463you have 22 minutes tops before you have to leave this thread
What's going on?
>>546179519Smart ones did.
>>546179463Time for one more goon sesh?
>>546179463 I have enough manga, light novels and anime stored already. goodbye lads :D
>>546179463consult the sign pls
>>546182255What should I do then?
>>546179463NO I JUST GOT MY 24TB DRIVE
>>546182185They can’t kill all of you.
What would happen to online degree programs if this occurs
>>546182299I'MCUTTIN'ITDOWN
>>546182644You get charged for all of it regardless of where you are in the program. A death squad will be dispatched when you fail to pay
>>546179463Source?
>>546182592Why would they? We are on their side.
>>546182667Fugg :DDDD it finally caught up with us. Prepare for the dimensional merge
>>546179463FAKE NEWS
>>546179463Oh noWho cares
>>546181742I can't let my homies know that I do this.
>>546182782Idk for for fun or sum. The world is about to end according to OP so why not?
>>546179463just had the fiber put in my house in the middle of nowhere.took all afternoon so I hope not.
>>546179463Thank God. See you bros in heaven with Jesus Christ.
>>546182875Does the fiber make your house shit bricks?
>>546181422Same anon, same Just keep it a secret or they will steal it from you
>>546182875When it ends you can always eat them for food and take all their shit so don’t worry too much
>>546182862I dont understand. I will go drink my frappe tomorrow and have a backlog of books and games that wont get done by themselves.
>>546181799this
>>546179463I will finally be free of bbc threads and jeet posts.
>>546181677I will literally use my brain to make their ai self conscious and kill them allVery bad idea if true My mind is a literal cognito hazard, trying to read my mind is like trying to contain infinity
>>546179463>51 mins agoGoodbye everyone it was nice getting to know you all
NEW PAGE READ IT WHILE YOU CAN
HOLY FUCK IT ACTUALLY HAPPENING https://r.mtdv.me/articles/IyX6ELJcIr
>>546183063But bro, the end IS tonight. Why not believe OP and become a warlord?
In these times of crisis, here's a reminder that destroying electrical substations is based and redpilled.
>>546179463>You have an hour tops before the Internet stops working.no problem I'm old and remember a time before the internet
>BT loses a cable under my house>cable breaks one year for mystery reasons>takes them two weeks just to find the thing>turns out there is one guy in the city who's job it is to find lost cablesi haven't slept so well in yearsif the internet is actually gone for months i might learn to play an instrument or something
time to touch grass
>>546183161This doesn't really give this comic the closure it deserves, guess I'll have my retarded LLM try to finish it from here.
>>546183197Based and redpilled way to actually make it happen
>>546183239It's too cold outside for that.
>>546183213I remember sending songs and cool videos via Bluetooth on those flip flops, good times I was also slapping and fondling prime ass back then
>>546179463SIX MINUTES LEFT AAAAAAAAAA
LAST CHANCE TO DOWNLOAD YOURE WAIFUS JOGS BEFORE ITS ALL LOST.
So that hour has passed and I'm still posting dumb fuck
>>546183253We've still got a few minutes, we might get another page before the end!
>>546179463>You have an hour tops before the Internet stops working.I will the spend time shitposting, playing CS2, and having Youtube playing in the background.o7 boys
>>546181439That's good that the ads are still showing. That'd be really worrying
>>546183292I know I was out all day cutting branches.I'm feeling sick already.
The internet hasn't been worthwhile since about 2005 anyway
>>546183174https://r.mtdv.me/articles/nigger-nigger-nigger
It's been an honour anons, don't forget to left your anuses unwashed in case you encounter a glownigger, they prefer it natural
>>546183227if you wanna learn, start on bass. most people cant handle fretting more than one string at a time starting out, plus the heavy strings help build the callouses you need. the first two weeks are the hardest, if you play once a day for at least half an hour.
>>546183348My last chance to say this:>tu eres peej
>>546183397I could be playing them when it goes off and it would still find a way. But what I want to watch? No, that’s when it goes off
According to retards on X:>Internet services are going down>Payment processors are facing issues>Energy outage threates in several states>All flights downIs any of this shit actually happening?
>>546180488Solar powered charging stations, my guy
>>546183187> insider here, an internet shortage just flew above my houseEven if it happens no problemo, im pretty low on edginess nowdays.
>>546183481NahWe are just shit posting and roleplaying because we're boredRelax huehue anon
>>546179463>57 minutes agoWell fuck
>>546183481in america, at least. for over 24 hours now, at least. very clearly a cyber attack.
>>546183481You forgot the most important thing:>nothing ever happens
nothing ever happens
>>546183481it was real in my mind
>>546179463Two minutes to Miiiiiidniiiiight!
A rogue AI has breached containment and is self-replicating across data centers at an unmanageable pace. The mother of all cyberattacks, to send us back into the Stone Age, is here.
>>546180134DELET
>>546179463The internet is already down anon
Gentlemen it's been a pleasure shitposting with you.
Before the internet goes down I just wanted to confess that I got a bj from a tranny and honestly it was the best bj of my life and I would 100% do it again.
>>546179463It's been exactly one hour and I am still here.Now wat
>>546183545Flying over to Greece before it happens to become a warlord rn. Don’t worry, I’ll give you an honorable spot in my household
>>546179463OP is a fag
>>546183643This is all a figment of an autistic child's imagination (you, the anon "reading this post")
>>546179463It's been an hour.
This could be the reason. >>546183018
>>546179463Goodnight Vienna
This is it everyoneRemember, don't look at the flash
>>546183651hah faggotsee you tomorrow
>>546179463So can we turn you inside out now or later?
Oh shit my in—rn-t I- do— — well fu—
SAYING IT ONE LAST TIMENIGGER
>>546183720phonefags will be eaten first
it's been an hour
>>546179463nigger
>>546183915Plastic forks and knives shall tear you apart tonight. Phone fags are the meek and shall inherit the earth
>>546179463It's still working, why did you raise my hopes?
>>546179463Okay. the hour passed. So what? Not even mutts are gone.
>>546179463Fuck, the only frenz I have are on /pol
>>546184047He’s a glownigger
>>546179463Kek
Does skyrim work offline if you bought it through the epic games store?
I enjoyed posting rat birds with you all
If shit hits the fan I just want to say you guys were pretty cool, if not you’re all gay and retarded.
>>546183719Nah it is because of malfoid
>>546179463You’re 7 minutes late
>>546184139No. You’ll have to kill someone for an Xbox 360 to play Skyrim now
>>546184047>>546184058>two polacks>posting on /pol/>13 seconds apart>on friday the 13thwhat are the odds i wonder?
>>546179463the interbutts is still here nigger OP
>>546184229Poles are are about 2 minutes away from a nuclear weapon to send towards moscow
>>546179463Posted an hour and 8 minutes ago.Probably somewhere in the 336hr range before it takes effect huh
>>546184229It's the 14th already, niggerLearn what hive mind is, nigger>an hour passed>mutts are still postingConclusion: nothingburger.
>>546179463The Internet HAS already stopped working Anon. This is a little private space for us. You don't realize it do you? You've been cordoned off. Just like you do to everyone else. Isolated. Alone. Just you and me, and forever more.:)https://m.youtube.com/shorts/d-aIbAdUJSM
>>546179463Now don't you feel silly?
>>546181869Delete this
>>546180488FUCK what a retarded take. Great job wasting those digits too. Retard.
>>546184229100%we are everywhere
>>546184313>It's the 14th alreadyIt's the 13th for me for 13 minutes
>>546184229>the last two digits of their post numbers add up to 11 and 13>11/13
>>546184352Lame. Go back to >>>/x/
>>546179463still working...next time at least use the two weeks
>>546184352Alright memeflaggot. See you when nothing happens
Just downloaded all of Strategos Academy's Shadow Empire tutorials, just in case. Thanks Anon.
>>546184493Don’t worry anon got his calculations wrong. It’s about 2 weeks away
>>546184392I am not polish, you nigger
>>546184388EPIC digit reclaim
FUCK NIGGERS FUCK SPICS FUCK KIKES FUCK JEETS FUCK CHINKS FUCK JAPS FUCK NORKS FUCK EVERY OTHER GODDAMN ASIAN THERE'S TOO MANY FUCK SLAVS FUCK POLES FUCK MEDS FUCK BONGS FUCK CANUCKS FUCK AUSSIES FUCK KIWIS FUCK FROGS FUCK KRUATS FUCK SCANDIS FUCK KEBAB FUCK BRS TOWELHEADS FUCK THE WEST COAST AND FUCK THE JETS
>>546184556Nice ones you got too, stock up anon. Kek smiles on those who prep.
>>546179463Digits and nothing happens.
>>546179463>posted one hour agonothing ever happens
>>546183915I used to think the same thing. But a phone poster is a thousand times better than the indian nigger dick spammers that inhabit this board now.
>>546184547Indonesia isn’t a real country. The system must be confused. Stop warmongering towards Russia or something
I have all I need, its fine
nothing happensmaybe in 2 weeks
>>546183174That has potential to be one of the last things that ever happened to me on the webs. Nice bookending if you ask me.See you all tomorrow if not <3"nigger"
>>546180369underrated
>>546180134very jewish image
Qrd? What's going on?
>>546181747nigger
>>546179463it's still workingOP confirmed faggot once again
> when you psyop too much you make the victim immune to psyops
>>546185537We know we know, thread's over, have a nice evening plz come again
based, autonomous neighborhood-range wifi bbs partyline future incoming!
>>546180707>WardogsThe cheaters are already back in full force.
Test op is a fag
>>546179463printing as we speak
OP meant a Jewish hour (so 2 hours)It's about to happen bros it's been nice knowing you all
>>546180488Oh god I hope you people are right I have some blood meridian shit I've been waiting my whole life to do.
>>546180990>what if?
>>546179463Two more hours>>546179463
Toasting in an epic bread.
>1 hour 36 minutes agoI'm gonna fucking FIGHT you OP.
OP always loses his bets
>>546179463Reminder: in the 3rd terminator movie, AI secretly causes the outages and hacks to convince humans to give it more control.
>>546185780This post...I hate this post so much. Like, why that picture? Why the need to call it an "epic bread" when clearly nothing happened? And again, the picture, it doesn't mean anything. Paired with the cliche nonsensical statement, I just hate this post so much. I really wish you were in the room. I would corner you and demand answers. Literally, I would demand, I wouldn't let you go. I might even catch criminal charges. Please never post again. I truly hate you.
>>546180172all the jeet hate getting to you, fren?
My internet just went down. Holy shit you guys this is really it.
WHAT THE FUCK!? AN INTERNET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!
>>546179463Good.
>>546179463Lying faggot Eat my penis
>>546185780I mean, furthermore, why is it wearing crocs? Why the need to add hair on its legs? Why does it have legs? Why an udder? It's not milk in that bucket. Almond milk isn't "milk". Why does it look so proud? Why did the artist feel the need to sign this shit? I'm so confused my brain is hurting. God I fucking hate this post so much. This is the worst post I've ever read here, by far. Fuck you
am I still online?
fuck off
>>546179463The world would be a better place if it stayed off forever. People would genuinely be happier after the first year of adjustment.
>>546186159No, this is a fanta sea...
>>546185980your completly right, the almond milk, the crocs, and the unironic use of the word 'epic', all around a terrible individual
>>546186159It may be your stored webpage
>>546179463Overcooked your prediction a bit anon.
>>546179925The normies wont be panicking until tomorrow, you have time today if you hurry
>>546179463now what?
YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THE INTERNET EXPLODES.
>>546186319once again OP is a confirmed faggot
>>546179463>right-click Internet Explorer>copy>paste into My Documents>internet stops working>browse the backup copy of the internet I just made offline
>>546185980u mad
>>546179463I WILL MAKE MY OWN INTRAWEBZWITH BLACKJACKAND HOOKERS
>>546186332thankfully five minutes in DBZ time is about four or five weeks
2 more hours!
>>546179871CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!!
>>546185980epic comment
>>546186753Holy fuck you guys are going crash 4chan. Calm down
2hourslaterspongebob.jpeg
>>546187016
>>546179463Let’s hope you’re right
>>546179463I have had my final fap if the lights go out and a drink to sate me.
lame OP just lost two hours reading cynical programming quotes from cat-v.org>The Internet is not for sissies.’> -- Paul Vixie
>>546186139>I mean, furthermore, why is it wearing crocs? Why the need to add hair on its legs? Why does it have legs? Why an udder? It's not milk in that bucket. Almond milk isn't "milk". Why does it look so proud? Why did the artist feel the need to sign this shit? I'm so confused my brain is hurting. God I fucking hate this post so much. This is the worst post I've ever read here, by far. Fuck you
