LEMME NOT BE BOOKED FOR YA
AT LEAST I DIDN'T JOB FOR YAYEAH
MOTY incoming
>>14599362They’re giving Cody both belts in this megapush, giving the American Nighty the US Belt makes sense
is this for the US championship too?
>>14599011A double title match to me just confirms it's gonna end by DQ or something
the title thing is gonna end being logan saying nah I'm challenging you for your title, you're not challenging me for mine. and then nick is gonna say uhh yeah cody sorry I did say he's your challenger so he's kinda right
If Cody AJ was 5 stars this might genuinely le break the scale
gAyEWtists though they’d be on HBO but instead they’re on HOMO
>>14598472POOP DICK WRESTLING
OH NO NO NO NOThe Cord will NOT like this one!
>>14598472I’ve never seen wrestling on at a bar.
>>14598472LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>14598472Its getting harder to mock them when they just do it themselves
AEW beat everything except for the big major sports games on WednesdayHOLY FUCKING BASED
so what is going to be pigvert cope when it gets cancelled on the 15th?
>>14599465His new cope will be that AEW didn't need WBD anyway and then he'll make up headcanon that Fox or somebody is going to offer them a 10 year 100 billion dollar contract kek
I think we may see AEW on AxsTV very soon
>>14599350kek
>>14599465The new cop will be that Tony is going to find a bigger deal elsewhere and WBD was holding AEW back
>Racist heel cutting a promo >"BEING RACIST MEANS I DON'T LIKE ASIANS">crowd boos lightly>BEING RACIST MEANS I DON'T LIKE MEXICANS>Crowd starts to boo pretty loud not booed out of the building, he's picking up steam>he fucking screams at the top of his lungs>BEING FUCKING RACIST MEANS THAT I >DON'T >LIKE>he looks right at the hardcam and slowly smiles wide, crowd starts to boo heavy >"Blacks">"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO">he does a lil mini psycho chimpout for the camera to show you how crazy he is
>>14599176uhh tranny, AEW has done problematic anti-Semitic promos many times before
>>14599181He just said we the people and made the pledge look like a Nazi saluteDutch did a great job but the heel in my headcanon is like a feral animal
Claudio Castagnoli vs Swerve Strickland Normal Match>Claudio beats him with the Sharpshooter>Gets jumped and beaten to a pulp by Powerhouse Hobbs>Out come Jon Moxley and Mark Briscoe>Team up against Hobbs and overpower him>Moxley Paradigm Shifts Hobbs onto the concrete floor>Briscoe puts knee on Hobbs neck for 3 mins to put him out>Now all black wrestlers run towards the ring and attack Moxley and Briscoe on the ramp>brawl starts but the two white wrestlers are vastly outnumbered, find themselves on the losing end>Now Brian Cage,Wardlow,Chris Jericho(w/ his bat),Christian,Unmasked Luchsaurus,Nick Wayne and Jake Hager come to the ring to aid Moxley and Briscoe>backstage Toni Storm gets live interviewed while watching the brawl saying "the niggers are on the loose today" right before getting punched an angry Willow and Athena>Mariah May,Saraya and Penelope Ford enter the room and fend them off>Kiera Hogan and Nyla Rose help the black female wrestlers against Mariah & friends>Nyla Rose steamrolls over all of them>suddenly Taya Valkyrie faces Nyla and the black women aloneComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>14599091I'll be the guy in the crowd cheering
>>14599091>"Blacks">giga pop
>”Robocop, look! Kevin Nash is in trouble!”
>Nash>Bryan>Vicky WoodhouseAll jobbed to the 92 driver
The Villain Training School
>>14595511
>>14598971HOT
>>14592901The cuntiest are the western review cranks who obstinately still call Seikigun by "Ozaki-gun" because the fags who run cagematch can't be bothered and they're to lazy to learn. It's almost been 20 years.
>>14599454I like the match Ozaki-gun had with Beast Friend on Tag 2.
>>14599509>Tag 2I assumed that was some shit from the German for "Volume 2" or whatever.But if you can get all the stables in the Chocolate Hole correct, you can get Seikigun correct.
[concerning news] At NXTs live event in Lakeland today, it appears as if Roxanne bit Tatum's thigh, drawing blood
>>14599204that's retarded why would she do that
>>14599226yea, but only men’s “vaginas”
>imagine being horny enough to eat out fleshBased
>>14599453First an aurora borealis in the southern skies, now zombies.
>>14599204She’s craves ass to eat. Nothing can stop her
>artificial kayfabe
This, I'm afraid, is the match.
Afraid of what?
>>14596622Afraid of bad wrestling
>>14596614rvd has no bad matches
>>14598556ONE OF A KIND
can grandpa van dam still get it done?
Did he kill his legacy? When people tell their kids about the epic WM40 hollywood ending they'll be saying how it was Undertaker in the GOAT role who saved the day and not him.
I see the shitskin zoomers are still absolutely bubbling over ole Stone Cold big leaguing Triple Gay and the rest of the kikes over at TKO. Explain this to me ya fucking jeets, if Stone Cold sucks so bad why are you seething he didn't participate in your gay little main event?
>>14596017No if anything he protected his legacy better than others because he's picky about his spots and won't show up for any random shit
>>14596017Taker was always going to have a bigger legacy.
>doesn't come to wm40 because triple h is a petty cunt and won't pay him what he deserves for that spot>people suddenly act like Steve always sucked
>>14596017lol what if anything he protected it by not being apart of that over indulgent crap
What went wrong with Adam Copeland in AEW? Why do tens of thousands of people change the channel every time he's on? How did he become so uncool?Please discuss.
>>14590440>Woah! Is that Takemotoguchibuuchi Yamanotozuchinni VS a retired WWE Grandpa? Holy dimes!
>>14597336And yet you're bumping the thread about him
>>14585762Vince McMahon is the only man who knows how to tard wrangle these fucks in a way that draws anything
>>14597352Oh no, I bumped a thread about him, now surely tons of people will go to Gayew shows to watch him. Oh wait, no they won't lmao.
>>14585762>>14585777I'm sorry to break the news to you but edge was never a "good" technical wrestler and I say that as someone who likes his career.He just isn't. He's tall, he has the looks, he can talk. But even in his youth his matches and his moves mostly sucked like dirty assHe can be good working angles or as a heel on promos but that's itI don't know why he considers himself a workrate monkey now, he's the miz but taller and aew is the worst place to use someone like him
Sky Pirates Edition:Asuka is currently injured and will miss an undetermined amount of time. Hopefully it's nothing too serious.IYO is in the Queen of the Ring tournament and is one of the favorites to win.Damage CTRL is starting a new feud with Becky and Lyra.Meiko is returning to the ring in June after a year long hiatus.Giulia is part of the Marigold roster and will help get them off the ground before coming to WWE.Xia and Wendy posting is allowed, they're just not officially part of the Klub.Asuka and Kairi are no longer champions.IYO is on her way to becoming Queen of the Ring.Giulia is on her way to WWE.Sareee is the SEAdLINNNG Beyond the Sea Single Champion.Meiko is running SENJO shows and preparing for her comeback.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>14599054hell yeah brotherrrrr
fuck Gaytch
>>14599054fleshy veiny and milky white
Did Bianca hurt herself on tonight’s smackdown? I saw her clinching her thigh.
>>14599469it's a workshe needs an excuse for losing to Tiffany next week and the "injury" will cost her the match. They're not doing Jade vs Bianca so soon.
I really like undertaker style in the 00s.He went from being just a dead giant to do a lot of moves, like suicide dive or old school, it's rare seeing wrestlers that big doing those moves.And now compare it to beeg moves or kevin nash moves, they barely move.
>>14589405That was his weird mix between bad ass and undertaker
Why do you faggots always make fun of Taker?
Bump
>>14598767Many of us do it out of love, but some marks get worked into thinking it's unironic.
>>14599390Do you think mean Mark world appreciate it? I don't think so...
Watch on Wrestle Universe - 1,298 yen per month.https://www.wrestle-universe.com/enSchedule:5.11 TJPW LIVE TOUR 2024 SPRING @ Azalea Taisho Hall, Osaka (VOD)[17:00 JST]5.18 TJPW LIVE TOUR 2024 SPRING @ Shinkiba 1stRING, Tokyo (LIVE)[12:00 JST]5.25 TJPW LIVE TOUR 2024 SPRING @ Shonandai Cultural Center, Fujisawa (VOD)[13:00 JST]Previous >>14558684
I'm glad Miu sleeps 30 times a day it's no wonder she's so genki
>>14599077based ESL retard
>>14599003ain't nuthin lowkey about the big kaijus
>>14598915Chinese Runa
