> can’t beat Eddie Kingston > can’t beat most people in under 20 minutes > can’t win any titles > my gimmick is i love pro wrestling > look at my seizure spell> i hate spending time with my kid and wife > got mogged by the Miz of allPeople in a promo and cried for real > encourages Tony’s RNG bookingHelp me understand why he’s the best again?
why would his character care about winning titles and feuds in mudshow promotions when he already main evented Wrestlemania twice and held the world title multiple times?
>>14381263Fair point
>>14381263Same reason why Tom Brady kept trying to win SBs after winning 3.
still the best no matter how many times he loses
>>14379757Because is, okay?
>>14381263>>14381328Smark logic
>>14381263You get more money
>>14382499Is that true? I've heard this alot.
>>14381263Because he's an indie shitter at heart.
>does his WWE babyface underdog matches even though he's in a heel stable>does "realistic" sells in a company where people trade canadian destroyers which makes people legitimately concerned for his health and takes them out of the matches further>doesn't have a disciplinary bone in his body and will be put in charge of AEW when Tony inevitably goes to rehabsad stuff guys
>>14379757now try typing that without crying
>>14379757Did I see correctly thar news came out the other day confirming Danielson has CTE?
>>14383971What happened then?
>>14381263so you're saying that main eventing mania is more important than any title in AEW, ROH or NJPW? please, do tell me more
>>14379757wolfie was right about this fucking bitch
The problem isn't so much Danielson as it is Tony. Guys like Danielson, Kenny, and Okada are great but they're their own worst enemies who do stupid shit. You need a proper booker and leader of the company who can tell them no and Tony isn't that. I think Cody's a great example. Cody did stupid shit in AEW but in WWE where he's told no he's doing better.
Wolfie working overtime today, damn
>>14379757>> can’t beat Eddie KingstonYawn. Danielson beat Eddie multiple times, with the story of Eddie eventually redeeming himself and getting W's back. This is why edrones shouldn't be taken seriously. They're bad faith sewage, literally lying from the first line in the post in this case.
>>14379757I never took him seriously again after the Miz promo. Ethered.
>>14382952he looked sick in his last match
>>14385766main eventing wrestlemania is leagues more important than winning every title in AEW or ROH and that's a shoot, brother
>>14382770>post about how smarks dont care about wrestlers winning and losing>wait 10 minutes>post in another thread about how smarks care too much about wrestlers winning and losing 2EZ
>>14379757There’s no pleasing anyone because if he didn’t put anyone over people would seethe about that
>>14385766yes it is and it's not even close
This is why MLW cooks AEW. None of those guys brag about being great wrestlers, they brag about winning.
>>14379757Kek what a raped bitch
>>14392267kek all your other posts got deletedwolfie jobs to janny once again
GAPED
>>14381322>>14382770>why didn't Goku care about winning the Martial Arts Tournament at the end of Z after stopping universe-ending threats
>>14387282I like that everyone just ignores his posts and discusses the actual topic
>>14379757didn't he lose to that dancing queer Daniel Fagcia? How is he the best in the world after that?
>>14388169They're deeply unserious people.I bet they don't even remember that Kingston and Danielson's conflict within AEW started when they were on the same side in an Anarchy in the Arena match when Kingston tried to set Jericho on fire and Danielson was splashed by the gas.
>>14394416Kingston: "I'm gonna do a homicide." Danielson: "Do not do a goddamn homicide!"
>>14379757Bret Hart was always booked shitty and went with it too for some reason. There are great "wrestlers" and there are "superstars" and they aren't the same. Hogan and Stone Cold would have fucking never jobbed to Eddie Kingston.
>>14379757you can just condense this to >Can't draw a milly or a full house, only praises from online smarks and one retarded jewEverything else is moot as it's just proven successful as professional wrestling in any metric, i.e. not the best at anything.
>>14394885>Hogan and Stone Cold would have fucking never jobbed to Eddie Kingston.neither would Bret
>>14388767>>14391851Well anons that doesn't make any sense. The allure of wrestlemania wasn't enough to stop Okada or Mone or Ospreay from doing flippy-doos in front of 5 people for Meltzer stars... unless... unless WWE didn't want them?
>>14379757It's legitimately business exposing and kayfabe breaking to call yourself the best wrestler if you're not world champion/haven't held it recently, and it's not being done as a challenger move to position yourself as 'im the true best and I'll win the title to prove it'.It relies purely on "Hes the best performer/pro wrestling 'artist' on a meta level. It's like if in Game of Thrones, fucking Bronn went round calling himself king and saying you can't be king unless you 1v1 him because his performance was regarded as good acting and hes a kayfabe good fighter. If in a movie about acting, one guy is called the best actor because the guy playing him is well regarded even if in the movie he's a mediocre soap actor. If a soccer movie had Messi or Ronaldo playing some lower league player nowhere near Ballon Dor but everyone in the movie calls them GOAT because a great soccer player plays the character.AEW fundamentally misunderstands wrestling, goes on about the sport and artistry without understanding how sporting kayfabe or theatrical suspension of disbelief works, and infects wrestlers like Bryan who should fucking know better. Tony Khan's autism is legit contagious.
BRYAN IS A RAPE VICTIM
summer of 2010
Black don't crack and Bryan took too much black in his crack when he met Darren on the fateful day
>>14381263because AEW is where the best wrestle, and it just burns your ass
>>14396919This is the dumbest fucking headcanon I've ever read in my life. It reads like you ripped it directly from a reddit post. Please lose weight.
>>14398343Not watching AEW
>>14398367you're not losing weight or having sex, either
>>14398394I watch WWE so I have a wife and kids not a rotten fuckhole
>Best QB In the world gimmick>Can't beat Joe Montana>Can't win games comfortably>Gimmick is that he loves football>Look at his big arm>I hate spending time with my wife>Got mogged my Steve Grogsn of all people in an AFCCG and cried for real
>>14392810>dragonball Z reference Oh dear god you’re being serious
>>14391226Did they?
>>14396919I was so hyped for Bryan's AEW run in 2021, but after the consecutive draws at Grand Slam/Winter is Coming that year and his subsequent losses I completely lost interest. In the case of GS/WiC, I understand that Hangman had to win the belt from Omega to complete his arc and keep it for longer than a week. It's just that, looking back, Bryan's momentum was crippled from the start. His debut at All Out put him in the awkward position of simply being the intermission of a grander story. His subsequent booking continued that main event losing streak, which only further tanked the lustre of the two-time WrestleMania main-eventer. Bryan would've been better off debuting at Revolution '22, honestly. His debut at All Out cemented that PPVs GOAT-status, but would've still been a great show without it.
>>14395871Bret jobbed to Will Sasso, dude
bryan was raped
>>14379757raped manlet
>>14381263Fair enough
>>14400379Him and omega have a fetish for putting over literal who’s so that way they can say they put anyone over . Unfortunately no one gets over
>>14379757raped
>>14379757gaped
>>14379757blacked in 2010
>>14379757based and true
>>14379757
