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>>14394050sounds like more stupid right wing nut bullshit. would be funny though
>>14394050Based Logan killing zoomoids
>>14394050If this is legitimate I hope all legal actions necessary and deserved will be taken.
>>14394050>Forever chemicals>Forever chemicals in your drinksWhy are Americans like this?
>>14394059Cope prime was all over wrestlemania too. This is fucked
>>14394064They keep getting brain poisoned because of shitty government regulations and institutions not keeping any type of leash on corporations who only care about money
>>14394064Idiocracy-esque, Orwellian even
What's wrong with chemicals
>>14394050Prime is fucking dog piss. One of the worst drinks I've tasted.
Why don't they actually say the chemicals that are dubbed forever chemicals. Forever chemicals sounds retarded, and PFOs is just an umbrella term for a bunch of chemicals, which are they alluding this drink has?
>>14394050Why sue prime when it was the government who allowed it to be sold? Sue the government for not doing it's job
>>14394128You don't want none
>>14394135Here's a list from the lawsuit. What are these? Who knows
>>14394163Perfluorooctanesulfonic acid bros...
>>14394163https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2772391723000300#:~:text=PFBS%20is%20a%20short%20chain,ng/g%20%5B11%5D.According to this, apparently these chemicals aren't so much added to the beverages themselves, but are around the handling of the beverages, basically ingredients containers, packaging, labeling inks, etc. What this implies is that unless you grab your produce from the farm itself, almost everything is liable to have some of these chemicals, assuming the farm itself doesn't use chemical pesticides that also have this in it.
>>14394183Yeah that's what I was thinking, the packages are coated in PFAs so some of it is bound to make it into the productsI like this other lawsuit better>Prime Hyrdation LLC was sued April 8 in the Southern District of New York over "misleading and deceptive practices" regarding the company's 12-ounce energy drinks containing between 215-225 milligrams of caffeine as opposed to the advertised 200 milligrams, according to the class action suit.>Vera purchased Prime's Blue Raspberry products several times in August 2022 for about $3 to $4 each, but she would have never bought the drinks if she had known the actual caffeine content, according to the suit.>Vera's suit is seeking $5 millionFive milly because the caffeine drink had 15mg extra caffeine
>>14394191They're just riding on that murder lemonade fiasco from Panera bread.
I can't imagine this going anywhere. Prime isn't just sold in America, it's sold in other countries that have far higher food safety standards and this has never come up
>>14394205Americans post fake lawsuits all the time and they're usually horseshit
>>14394050whats a forever chemical?
>>14394222Something that your body cant do anything with, including getting rid of it. Well, thats a lie because sooner or later, we shit them out. But if they are small enough, they can stay forever in there, in theory. Also sometimes they get moved around to places where they just collect dust and fuck with the surrounding cells, causing cancer cells to develop more frequently with their killswitches failing.
>>14394050Based super carny Logan Paul. I'm starting to believe that he was born to be a WWE lifer.
>drinking energy drinks as if they were regular soda>drinking energy drinks that are not Red Bull>drinking anything that's not water or fruit juicelol>>14394156>pepenomenal oneincredible
>One bottle has more forever chemicals than you can supposedly handle over your entire lifetimeHOLY FUCKING BASED! ORDERING A FEW CASES RIGHT NOW! FELLAS, LET'S HAVE A TOAST!
>>14394050faggot
>>14394247>Drinking anything that contains waterEnjoy your flouride and calcinated 3rd eye
>>14394059you are a clown lol
>>14394050This seems Luciferian when you think about it.Logan is quite clearly Dark Triad enough to have joined the club.
>>14394269no fucking shit he's famous for being a famous shit head you think he might be on the inside??
>>14394060total zoomie death
>>14394050Isn't Paul descended from the left-behind canaanites or some shit so this is really just an antismitic hate crime and he's being uniquiely persecuted unjustly?
>covid was made in a lab by rouge US elements funding the research in china>it was just basically a flu used as an excuse to make a vaccine>vaccine gives a significant portion of people cancer>they discovered a cure for cancer which they will now sell to everyone when they start showing signs ands realizing they have cancer>shit like prime & the paper straws coated in PFAs are also part of accelerating cancer
>>14394075>Idiocracy-esque>Orwellian>Kafkaesque
>>14394277how often do you see such being explicitly discussed on this board, hm?
>>14394064Wait until you learn how classifications works in the hellscape your family is from, and they don't even have to report what is in their products.Are you sure the Prime isn't loaded with this stuff because that's what "people" like you are used to back in goobi-gabi?
>>14394309its pretty obvious hes a plant to anyone who isn't completely fluoridated do you need to read that ice spice is "in" on here too? you can see by how they act openly
>>14394064There's a reason most companies can't export the same goods to the EU and USA.USA basically has 0 restrictions on chemicals, additives etc in their food and drink
>>14394050>forever chemicalslol whatever
>>14394319>the leftoid suddenly isnt so trusting of the science when it's bad for the big corps he worshipsFunny that
>>14394050I drank two bottles in total guys. Am I gonna die? Did logan paul just kill me?
>>14394334'fraid so
>>14394075>Idiocracy-esque, Orwellian even
>>14394334United States Champion Kills 4chan User
>>14394318
>>14394332Stop projecting direction brained retardAll of the science is garbage literally all of it
OP is a fat scruffy guy who drives a blue camo hatchback
>>14394332Don't @ me again if you've took the vaccine faggot
>>14394303>Government spends decades working to formulate a way to get civilians to give them back the money they make and give to civilians in the first place, which they already have more than they could ever need of.Brilliant.
>>14394316They sent Paul in to infiltrate the flippity doodah and subvert us with a feud against Kevin Owens and Randy Orton! Pure evil!>>14394353There you have it folks, a post on 4chan is all the evidence you need. American food is literally weapons grade poison. Airdrop some microwave dinners and hotdogs on your enemies and they are toast.
>>14394050>the population reduction tool was the zoomer drinkBravo, Mr. (((Paul))).
>>14394050What a Nothingburger of a Case. I hope the retard suing is gonna be happy with those legal fees upon losing
I’ve never seen anyone holding or drinking a can of prime in my life
>drinking anything but water past early 20s
>>14394050>forever chemicalsJust like the vaxx that aewfags promoted
lmao at the seething mutts, enjoy your leukemia kek what a retarded third world shithole
>>14394334It's okay nigga, just don't sell it
>forever chemicals>lawyer on tiktok>57 repliesthis board needs to be deleted
>>14394456Kids do. Logan mixed with covid shit is gonna have the generation after zoomers completely fucked healthwise
>>14394050still tony
I drank my first ever bottle of prime last week and I have felt mind-controlled ever since desuI had one of the blue/white/red ones that look like an ice popI don't like coconut water though so I haven't had another since.
>>14394050unironically hope Logan loses everything and gets cancer from his own drink (he 100% knows its dangerous and doesn't drink it just shills it)
>>14394050This is paid by big plasma
>>14394059You think the “hydration drink” doesn’t have shit it it that corrodes the very plastic bottle it is served in? So the time you drink your “hydration drink” fucking ink from the outside is going inside your vas deferens
Based Logan Kike practising eugenics on Etards.
>>14394075Hydration drink! It’s got electrolytes.
>>14394700Nigga you forgetting about the ric flair drink AEW promotes with the zombie fungus in it?
>>14394050wtf is "forever chemicals"
>>14394128>What's wrong with chemicalsthe post literally tells you: the body can't regulate that amount of chemicals in your system all at once and won't break them down which leads to compilations in the body which causes cancer and/or other diseases to manifest. how this shit is legally on the market is insanity.
>>14394135They are plastics that don’t break down or leave your body unless u get blood taken which takes a good percent away. This is a hit piece by Big Blade. I think Chodester is behind this hit piece.
>>14394202Never forget vince russo's rant against Panera Bread
>>14394662Nanomachines, son. HHH traded a push to Logan in exchange for letting him put his own programming in some of the nanomachines in Prime that infIltrate your brain.If you find yourself constantly thinking>BOW DOWN TO THE, BOW DOWN TO THE KINGor>WE LOVE YOU GOATor suddenly announcing that it is the Paul Levesque era... you know why.>>14394663Not like the government and businesses have controls and testing for things like this... If only we had an FDA or something.
>>14394205Is it sold in the EU?
>>14394700>No Added Hormones or Steroids
>>14394334You were worked now you’re getting shot on FOR LYFE
>>14394751Well, I guess in this new era we can only expect that things will be differe...Oh fudge. Pray for me anon.
>>14394761America.
>>14394752Yeah, but drinks get manufactured in the regions they're sold in. Like how American Coke is made with corn syrup, and apparently South American sodas are way more sweet tasting because they prefer it
>>14394059Hillary lost LOL
>>14394050>that time the Codester took the smallest sip of Mountain Dew because he knew a full gulp would take years off his lifeI'm not gonna lie to you guys... THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT!
>>14394050Jesus, this reads like it was written by a child.>>14394700Don't care, corndogs are based.
>>14394059>its right-wing to think goyslop is bad for you
>>14394696Good. It will give my sons Logan-esque basedness and they will rule over your pitiful progeny, assuming you manage to reproduce.Homo-Prime (the new species spawned by Prime hydration drinks and their packaging materials) will inherit the stars.
>>14394793I bet you eat corndogs the long way
>>14394662throw that shit in the garbage my man, switch to water, fresh juice, tea, coffee, anything but those retarded drinks full of sugar and chems
There's no such thing as a forever chemical. If what they were saying is true then drinking several Prime bottles would be like drinking arsenic and people would literally just keel over and die, which is obviously not happening.
>>14394721>>14394722It's like I'm getting opinions from someone's crazy aunt ranting about how big corporations are out to get you in every way and that she didn't want to move on from VHS tapes but big corpo's forced her. Pretty much every single fucking thing you eat and drink does not get fully processed, and has shit that can't be processed by the body. This is why you poop, this is why you piss, and the piss is colored. If you swallow a rock, you won't process the rock, you will shit it out. If you swallow some Duke Nukem Forever, forever ever, forever ever? Chemicals, guess what? They will be expelled by your body. They are not just all chilling in your stomach acid for eternity or hiding somewhere. Some shit will be stuck in your pipes, ie colon, but that happens sometimes with everything, and unless you are morbid, they eventually get flushed out. I shouldn't need to explain this
>>14394059I can assure you, right wing people don't give a shit about this. This is some liberal that's mad because Logan Paul bad.
>>14394050Prime is fucking based and deliciousLoGANG is fucking based and deliciousGonna keep drinking it everydaySimple as.
>>14394163Why would Logan Paul personally put all these chemicals in my Prime, bro? I cannot live without it.
>>14394855forever chemical is stupid terminology for it I agree, but what it is supposed to mean is the body can't break down these chemicals and will theoretically never leave the body.
>quintuple-vaxxed trannies worrying about "forever chemicals"
>>14394857
>>14394175Lol
>>14394334KWABOTY
>>14394882great one less e-drone to worry about
>>14394346they have a nasty habit of killing people I'm afraid
>>14394050>trusting a drinks brand from the same Jew who exploited suicide victims for clicks
>>14394050Fuck Logan Paul and anybody, thing, or product associated with him. If you drank Prime, knowing what kind of scumbag the Paul brothers are, it's on you. Why would you give money to those bottom-feeding sociopaths. No sorrow.
>>14394977fucking this lol. how dumb can people drinking it be. the paul bros are social cancer, now they are literally giving people cancer.
I tried Prime once.It was just OK.
I drank one of these last year, how fucked am I? It was half a bottle cause it tasted like shit
>>14394269>pre-Nick Khan>WWE is a happy place full of happy sloppy slop with meme stories and cartoony shit, might as well be called WEE for playground fun>Nick Khan, a Hollywood agent, gets involved>instant cuck angle between Rusev and his Christian-missionary slopslut>satanic Jew is invited to become US champion and ride the influencer-sports bubble, later gets sponsoring for his cancer-inducing fizzy pop>Rock gets positions Vince would sooner shoot him for than grant just because he's connected with Hollywood, and almost obliterated the only story going into WM40 (and definitely obliterated Roman Reigns without trying, just by being there)>exodus of female talent with "ACL injuries" out of the blue for seemingly no reasonIt's all sketchy as fuck.Makes the old NWA look right-honourable and kosher.
>>14394311What is this dumb nigger cope?
>>14394050>A lawyer on tik tok told melmao is this like people who claim Legal Eagle as a verifiable source
>>14394050>my source is a lawyer on tiktokkek
>>14394163>Grape flavour That they took off the market years ago
>>14394050Hahaha totally bullshit people are doing everything in their power to stop them if this was true people would be dead after drinking a couple bottles also the FDA would not allow this to be sold hahahaha keep trying.
>>14394050da fuck is a forever chemicaland i'm then now forever together so why should i care
>>14395063That's what I was asking you
>>14394050Snekbros...is that why he's out? He had some not too long ago. Dear oh dear
>>14394977yeah dude deliberately went to Japan just to visit a suicide forest for YouTube views, he's fucking scum of the earth.
>>14394050Shades of Stacker 2 and YJ Stinger
>>14394919>Replies to common sense and basic biology with le epic memespam picThere is no food or drink that you completely process, if there was, you wouldn't ever need to shit or piss.
>>14394156Kek don't recall seeing AJ Pepe. The hands got me desu
>>14394131>>14394256>>14394334>>14394662>>14394882>>14395000>>14395022F
>>14394334oh no no no
>>14394752Yeah. KSI is massive over there
>>14395430I already finalized my will anon
alex jones couldn't defeat water so now he's going for prime
>>14395388Actually that post lacked any common sense and completely missed the point. It's not about Prime being processed, its about it being processed with above an acceptable amount of harmful chemicals that are not considered safe for consumption by most health or safety standards. McDonalds "food" is full of chemicals but they're within US safely standards and legal for consumption. This lawsuit is arguing Prime is not. Your post came off as a retarded defence of goyslop which Prime is a perfect example of.
>e drones are all sterile nowLMAO E-TRANNIES
>>14395610>reproductive harmlol what reproduction their right hand?
kek
>>14395603You actual wrote a proper response so respect, but still, common sense is that there are regulatory boards and organizations that Prime has to be approved by. If Prime does not actually meet standards then the FDA or whoever is at fault much more than Prime. If I do a test where the passing grade is 60 and I actually got a 59 but the sensei is feeling nice or whatever and gives me a 62, then I did not cheat, the teacher technically did. My main argument was also against the 'it's in ya body 4ever' rhetoric, which is nonsense, I don't drink Prime or eat much fast food.
>>14394391Pharmaceutical companies aren't the government. The government doesn't print money. You have no idea how any of this works. It's not about money it's about control and power and ownership. When you can't pay your mortgage or property taxes the bank gets your property. They don't give a fuck about your money.
>>14394717chemicals that bind to your biology and don't leave. microplastics do this too. babies today are actually now born with plastic in their systems from so many years of it building up in the parents bodies.
>>14394050nah still Vince
>>14394059I remember when it was hippies who would tell you not to consume mass-produced poison. Now it's a nazi thing apparently. Same with not trusting the media. What a time to be alive.
>>14394857You don't know how to explain it because you don't know what you're talking about.
>>14394050at least he'll drop the title now
>>14394059Take your faggot politics back to where you came from.
>>14394059Sure thing goyslop.
>>14394050First he killed that guy in that Japanese forest now thisyikes
>>14396202so you DO know?
>>14395077the FDA is literally there to make sure they just give you enough poison to get sick so the drug companies can sell you the cure. they are not there in any way shape or form to make sure you don't ingest any poison at all. research aspartame and how and when that became legal.
>>14396255quit exposin' the damn business
>>14395703you are so FUCKING niave to believe this. it's fucking incredible how many people still have their head in the sand. the government is NOT THERE TO PROTECT YOU.
>>14395065kek Legal Eagle is so fucking retarded too.
>>14394050Kek you can tell this is written by someone who has never taken a basic biology class before. 3x lifetime limit of PFAS in a can of shit...kek.
>>14395075lol no they did not
>>14396255aspartame is fine though
>>14395306OH NOSE, NOT THE YUMMY YUMMY NIP SUICIDE FOREST! ITS SACRED DONT YOU KNOW!
>>14394263Retard
>>14396349I still dont understand how anyone can take shit on TikTok serious. Its a gooning and meme platform first and foremost.
Logan already debunked every claim in the suit, and the guy who is spreading it has until Friday to issue an apology before Logan sues him into bankruptcy lol
>>14397763cope
>>14394059Thud
>>14397772At least you tried, tranny, but you’ve lost like always
>>14394059Ya seethe, Goy. Drink up your Prime, you Sweet Summer Child.
>>14397786enjoy your prime and go sterile, not like you'd breed anyway kek
>>14397837But enough about you
>>14397852no need to post your fap folder
https://twitter.com/LoganPaul/status/1783114206209822927The only guy I'd trust less than an influencer is a lawyer
>>14397901You can’t fap lol
>grapeThen everybody's fine, grape is the shittiest prime
>Check the discourse>Everyone bandwagoning against Prime is a "DR FAUCCI PUT THE WOKE VAX IN OUR WHITE CHILDREN FOR THE DEEP STATE!!" schizoevery time
>>14397963The biggest marks in the biz
See what happens when you trust faggots like Lpaul. Lmao. You get what deserve
>>14394855Ok trumptard I’m sure u believe in eternal life for ur jew wizard but forever is a catchphrase which means its staying in ur system til u die u fucking asstard
I live in yurop and bought imported Prime energy drink 0,3 that had a warning not to drink more than two cans a dayI wonder how it went through any quality inspections in the first place
>>14395022Basically u got this shit in u. U can get paid to donate plasma and it will take a lot of this shit out of u and make u make new fresh blood and I’ll be feeling like a boss after a month of donations u can make a 1000
>>14396855it causes a lack of sexual dimorphism in frogs, and probably humans too. it's probably a leading factor in why so many women have guts and so many men have tits now.
when I was a kid they told me not to swallow chewing gum because it stays inside your intestines for 7 years
Sounds like some made up bullshit
>>14396855Aspartame kinda sucks stevia is boss as fuck
>>14397852>>14397920oh hey bitchtits is having a mental breakdown and posting about his boogeyman again, isn't that new and different
Time to drink a sixer of Prime to own the libs.
>>14398382Stevia is the cure
>>14394062I hope any company who advertised it to minors have the book thrown at them in court
>>14394752Yep, you can buy a bottle of it for 1500 hungarian forint here (it is fucking overpriced, more expensive than those meme legacy brand sports drinks)
>>14394715Qrd?
>>14398338That was likely a warning sue to the high caffeine
>>14394820What, you need to chew? Fag.
>>14398517Based. What ever happened to that MMA retard that raved about the benefits of stevia.
>>14394059based on what
>>14394050So how's your vaccination status?
>>14397913HOLY BTFOLOGANG, WHERE WE AT?TROONCORD IS NOT GONNA LIKE THIS ONE
>>14394050I had maybe 7-8 bottles of Prime since it released here a year ago..
>>14394777>HillaryWhy is there some /pol/tard that time travelled from 2017 here everytime someone dares criticise /pol/?It's fucking weird
>>14396196expand your world a little bit. the hippies still say and do this.
>>14397913I'm gonna go buy some Prime now.
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