THAT'S IT HE KILLED HIM
Based Perry making sure the mic hit Tony too so the loud noise would startle the crowd
Tony could have sold this better but the liver blow is a pretty good OHKO on DYEL faggots like Tony so they did good overall, I think.
>>14406589lmao you can see Tiny's pajeet physique as he falls down, nigga has the frame of a courage the cowardly dog villain
>>14406589BAH GAWD
>>14406589for me it's tony slamming his feet too late
>>14406628kek
>>14406589better bump than vince ever took
This is fucking hilarious, even the NFL is on board.
>>14406589>BLOODY JUNGLE SIR DO NOT REDEE-ACK
>>14406589>the one guy on the center right who just starts clappingkek I didn't see him at first
>>14406655>Tiny Klown's paid for articlegrim
>>14406589Too bad Jungle Bitch is the 2nd most unintimidating geek out there, only bested by the Young Cucks. It should've been Okada or any other guy around his size, heeming the shit out of Tony. A bigger guy beating up a midget will always get more heel heat.It's interesting though and would make me curious to see what happens next week.
Post the Perry smile during the hug. I just knew shit was about to pop off when that happened.
>>14406589Jungle Jack is not over with me. I don't know why the 'cord keeps pushing him.
this is the first interesting thing tony has booked in at least 3 years
>>14406655>getting the NFL to keep kayfabe Maybe Tony isn’t as much of a faggot after all
>>14406589HOW COULD JOGLE JACK DO THIS TO TONY LEADER
>>14406589
>>14406589>tony taking a bump in ring>trying to make jungle boy a ruthless heel?what the fuck is going on?
>>14406628return the slaaaab or suffer an empty arena curse
>>14406589punched in the stomach, doesnt reach for his guy, spreads out on the mat as if he was hit in the head...are we to believe hes that frail that a punch to the gut is enough to knock him out?and lets be real here... Jacks punches aint going to knock no one out any time soon... so what the fuck was this?
>>14407001
>>14407045looks like he caught a whiff of Eddie Kingston
>>14406655Tony should show up with a back brace and cane to the draft.
Let me guess, this is going to be better than Austin vs. Vince?
>>14406589if you go frame by frame tony sells like a full half second too late
>>14407118>Austin v VinceAnything is better than that pile of shit
>>14407118Fraid Not
>>14406628this shit is so bad
>>14406628Afraid so>>14407118Afraid not
and the crowd of 300 went mild
>>14406589Fucking Kek what an absolute shitshow this pissant company is
>>14406589tonikan sold it like it was a taser lmao what a shitter
>>14406589It finally jumped the shark
>>14407078>the bucks>revered workers within the business for nearly two decadeslol. lmao.
>>14406589TK bumps way better than I expected. I actually am slightly interested in AEW now and I haven't felt that in like year. Maybe this is the month I redeem that free Sling subscription.
>>14407054Kino. Kino is going on.
>>14406589So does he fire them because he fears for his life, or leaves them employed because the Buckaroos are the most non threatening men in the company?
>>14406717He's the third young buck now, I think it's an STD
>>14406589I now understand why they were spamming images and not the webms
>>14406589Look at those reactions. Big TK working even the front row marks.
>>14406589should've went down clutching his liver, then writhe on the ground crying in agony.he sold it like he got ko'd.highly memeable piece on content though so im not mad at it
>>14406613>Could haveLiterally impossible, have you not seen this dude moves around? Bet they tried, bet they honed it on crashpad but all flew out the window on show time. He's not very coordinated
perhaps he should've practiced taking a bump at least once
>>14408452they probably practiced a trillion times but tony khan is such a nervous spaz that he clammed up and forgot to sell the kidney punch right
>>14406589Hahhaaa!! Tony died like a Civil War canon ball tore thru his abdomen.Can Paki's really die instantly if u punch them in the gut with a microphone?
Lmao he bumps like Linda McMahon.
>>14408556KWAB
>>14408556kek
>>14406589Tony Khan:>I will never be an on screen characteralso Tony Khan:>Mention me on commentary constantly, show me in bad comedy segments, let me do live announcements, we are doing media events so I can feel important, do a shocking angle where I get beaten up badly and make it look stupid as fuck
>>14406655Count on Tony Khan for what? Tweeting at them?
>>14406589Tony had the chance to turn himself into a character as soon as people started to boo him over the Brawl Out a couple of years ago and turn the whole thing into an angle, now it seems too desperate and too late to start doing this, and doing so in yet another attempt to get Jungle Bitch over when he's a dimeless shitter who can't draw is an even bigger mistake
>>14406589why did he get knocked unconscious by a punch to the stomach?
>>14406589he so tiny hahaha
>>14408829You're right, wrong time for this shit. But that's Tony. He's reactionary. He can never think ahead. Guys like Punk and Bischoff are pushing Tony's buttons and the dude is having a creative meltdown. He used the nuclear option, when none was needed.
>>14406589i want to see jack perry fight cm punk in the octagon
>>14408852but enough about jungle jackoff
>>14408883How about in an empty backyard pool? Toss in some makeshift weapons, set up a couple bear traps and baby, we got a stew goin'.
>>14408883is hair pulling allowed in UFC?
>>14407045>OH N-
>>14408902he can come in bald if he is worried about that
I was wondering why he sold a punch to the gut like he'd been knocked out, until I noticed his head bouncing on the mat and realized he probably legit hurt himself. KWAB.
>>14407118Yes. AEW can't fail because they've also got Rock vs. Stone Cold (Hangman vs. Swerve) and Bret vs. Shawn (Garcia vs Yuta).
>>14406628He could still beat your ass
>>14408998settle down, Tiny
>>14407078AAAA DON'T EXPOSE THE FUCKING BUSINESS IT'S STILL 1972222222
>>14406589Love the couple on the right. Everyone else is shocked, but the guy in black cap calmly claps and his woman nods in quiet approval
>>14406628Once you realize that Tony is a biological female, it all starts to make sense
>>14407078pfffhahaha. this was commissioned by Tony 100%.
>>14408829Yep. It could have done business. Now it just looks stupid and desperate. I'm still entertained, though, just not in a way that suspends my disbelief.
>>14406589so why didn't they do this while Punk was still in the company and they actually had eyes on the product and an actual storyline behind it?
>>14406655BASEDAEW IS FUCKING MAINSTREAM LADS!
>>14408829this shit is so out of touch it might as well be triple H booking the corpses of motorhead to play live
>>14406655I really hope he shows up in a full body cast
>>14406931
>>14408556lmao based
>>14407576nice try
So when will Tony fire Jack because he feared for his life?
we have officially reached dixie carter level of money markI hate this shit.>we bashed the boss>he doesn't immediately fire our assesexposes the business
>>14408829Yep. Too late for all this shit. The viewship has gone. But it was funny, so I'll give him some leeway.
>>14409599why didn't Vince fire Austin?
>>14409599Vince didn't fire Austin.
>>14406589>paki community theater
>>14409618>>14409619>but WWE!same old cope
>>14409712that doesn't answer the question though
>>14409731Because it was fake?
>>14406589this does nothing for perry except drive the ratings even lower during his segments and the elites
Do you think they rehearsed any of this? They way he held on long after the piledriver makes me think they didn’t
>>14406589how can anyone be so bad at selling a punch?
>>14408839Come here, let me punch you in the liver.
>>14406613>Tony could have sold this betterhe sold it better than every stunner Vince ever took
>>14410366you don't have to lie
>tony comes back brain damaged>after jungle boy's actions i have now seen the light and understood that i overreacted and have decided to reinstate cm punk>cult of personality starts playing>colt cabana comes out with AJ Lee once Punk divorces her for NXT pussy
So they'll be fired right? We established on TV that TK fires workers who aggresively shout at him, so this is beyond question. Does he not fear for his safety here?
>>14410461>>14410464the difference in IQ between two posts
>>14406628
>>14408839liver blows are deadly
>>14407078>top singles star>holding the 4th tier "championship"
>>14406628looool
>>14409618>>14409619He did, several times. You fucking zoomers.
>>14406589so is he actually going to play a hospitalization and come out in a neckbrace and get all sador is he going to go "thanks guys this was a wonderful performance" and post a lot on twitter "thanks guys for watching aew dynamite! what will happen next week, stay tuned! aew dynamite! tbs! wednesday! 8pm!" and still try to play out the "story"because you guys rarely follow through with shit with everyone falling off skyscrapers into mortal kombat spikes and still come out the next day looking all fresh like nothing happened save for a select few where actual injuries occur
>>14409618in kayfabe and irl and even punished him with forcing him to engage in THE HUGthe hug that destroyed austin for the fansand had him arrestedbecausethey FOLLOWED THROUGH on every part of the program they were building so that it could feel like it was legitimatetony could never do that because he wants to tweet 256 times a day and come out to make an announcement, thanks guys
>>14410922apparently he was seen in a neckbrace while they were filming rampage. He'll be at the NFL draft tonight, so hopefully he actually does sell it. I'll give him some credit if he wears the neckbrace in the war room.
>>14407580>impressed by thisjust started watching wrestling, eh?
>>14410944Ill take back 65% of the bad things I've said about him if he wears the neck brace at the draft
>>14410944i'd be impressed if he at least kayfabe fired the people who just now made him fear for his life
>>14410985Yeah this is a problem. TK chose to establish in kayfabe that shouting at him will get you fired (against the advice of many, many people). Now there's no good reason why he hasn't fired everyone involved.
>>14409599They are EVP's so they can work around it
>>14406589My only criticism is the commentators undersold it.
>>14411006>They are EVP'sthey are evps, not up top presidents or owners of the actual bank account (shahididdilydoo) that pays for everything
>>14411006>the CTO of Amazon walks into Jeff Bezos' office and hits him with a steel chair>nothing happens because he's an executive.You literally cannot make this make sense.
>>14410579when did he fire Undertaker for kidnapping his daughter?
>>14408639when tony isn't on screen, all the wrestlers and commentators should be asking, where's tony?
>>14406589Say what you will about this but TK just earned respect with most if not all professional wrestlers, including those in the Fed.
>>14408556Top lel
>>14406655He's gonna take a powerbomb during the draft isn't he?
People are talking about Tony selling it wrong but that punch looked like some hot garbage
Tiny Clown is an embarrassment
>>14407045BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>14407115kek. only way to do it.
