An estimated 1.5 million viewers for this opening quarter. What can Swerve do to hook the casuals?
>>14414121>Not BRUV cutting a hype promoThis quarter is just going to prove that Swerve ain't it, chief
>>14414121live sex celebration with Anna Jay
>>14414121>swerve talkingthis will be the first segment to ever lose 1 million viewers
>>14414121Unless he has the Young Bucks kidnapped before the show the ratings are doomed I'm afraid.
Swerve is too short and corny to get over with basketball americans.Obese childless wypipo might get a kick out of him and nana dressing up as marvel characters and dancing but someone who watches the nba isn't going to be impressed by him being towered over by Renee Paquette
>>14414121By the time they get done playing the opening song most people will have tuned out. If I were them I'd immediately open with two guys just beating the absolute shit out of each other Ishii/Shibata style. That's how you keep peoples attention.
just make sure nana is dancing and visible
They can't be serious making this guy world champion. Who the fuck cares about this dude? What a disaster.
>>14414121Okay seriously, who in AEW could you put in this position and actually have them retain viewers?
>>14414121>estimated 1.5m viewersThe Bucks will insert themselves there and tank the rest of the show just so it looks like they had the best rated segment
>>14414121>1.5 million opening after Celtics/HeatIt'll be way more than that (along with the drop). Playoff games on the weekend actually draw.
>>14414153>This quarter is just going to prove that Swerve ain't it683k for Dynamite does not bode well for Swerve as champ.
>>14414401cm punk oh wait
>>14414121Swerve feels like a fucking nobody why is he champion again? cause he's black? pitiful as fuck.
>>14414886>Guy no one wanted to watch in NXT beats another guy that no one wanted to watch in NXT on a low attendance and bought PPV consisting of NXT/Exfed guys that no one wanted to watchI don't understand Tony's plan for AEW. He had a good thing going until he literally flooded his roster with the NXT and Exfed guys his show was beating every week.
>>14414401The only chance AEW has had for relevancy was a Punk vs Elite feud.
>>14414121Should be an Ospreay match, a big one with someone who can go.
>>14415053Even an Ospreay promo would do better than this
>>14415048Punk literally can't stay healthy to work with anyone, his WWE run is a combination of pettiness and denial on both his and WWE's part. His next match will literally be his last. Body is washed. Mind is broken.
>>14414121A lot of those viewers will be black people so swerve being champ is actually a good idea but he needs an angle. They should have hangman attack him so black people seethe & watch Wednesday to see him get back on that cracka
Nothing. No black in wrestling has drawn a dime since JYD.
>>14415617>No black in wrestling has drawn a dime since JYD.Apart from whatever the rock is
>>14415610This. Get some heat with black people by having swerve walking out to the ring & immediately get jumped by hanger
>>14414121Nothing, it's quite literally people not paying attention and changing the channel when they realize AEW is on their screen. It's over Trannyxirs.
Literally throw on bucks and FTR in a ladder match and go balls to the wall. Guys jumping through tables off ladders will get them to stick around for at least that hour
>>14415876Rock is whiter that the average mutt.
>>14414401Nobody. The show as a whole would need to be better.
>>14414121He needs to bury Briscoe on the mic and then beat his ass fr fr
>>14415876Samoan. He's obviously Samoan.>>14415917He's mixed but he's mostly Samoan. Rock's dad is definitely not Rocky Johnson.
>>14415610>>14415892If you're going all in on a racial angle, at least go full racist with it. Have Hanger come out wearing a white KKK hood, whip Swerve with his belt, then take the hood off and shout "how do you like that, boy?" at Swerve.The mainstream media will do all the marketing for Tony. Guaranteed Milly on Dynamite next week. But Tony would never have the balls. And so the no milly streak continues.
>>14416000would be based desu
>>14414401The only guy who never loses viewers is Christian, but tranny cultists get mad when you mention him, because he's old and actually knows how to talk and wrestle.
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>>14414121SWERVE IS NOT A BABYFACE!!!!!!ONLY BABYFACES DRAW WITH THE EXCEPTION NWO
>>14415053>Should be an Ospreay match, a big one with someone who can go.uhhhhh
>>14417419>pops big when he shows up in the gauntlet thanks for proving my point
>>14417481>629k to 659k>big popAnon, I...
>>14417481>pops big
>>14417526Semantics to downplay Ospreay bumped the ratings up. You must be a jew
>>14417542or a pajeet, they're just as dishonest
>>14417571>>14417542Weird flex. The last segment got a bigger boost from viewers wanting to see whatever reruns were on after AEW.
>>14417590sure lil dronie bro
>>14417590I know you’ve got a nose that’s beak like
>>14417542>jewKek. You're the one trying to argue that 30k is a "big pop" and that going from 629k to 659k is impressive somehow. If anybody here's a jew its you, rabbi.
>>14414121Should have Copetty or Jerichode desu. A familiar face is more likely to hold viewers than a literally who.
>>14414264AEW will eventually get JONAH for sure, some dream matches>JONAH vs Okada II>JONAH vs Eddie Kingston>JONAH vs JD Drake
>>14417617>no uGood one Goldman
>>14414401Are they still doing those intro promos? You have Marc Briscoe and Kingston shout some nonsense, maybe you show a clip where the big fat tattoo guy is fighting them Then Hobbs is there, I don't know what he's doing, but he appears jus being an absolute unit. Maybe he's talking about hurting somebody, I don't know. Then you have some blonde girl in skimpy ring gear presenting her ass. Then there's an announcement like we'll hear from our new champion and you show Swerve with Nana doing the stupid dance next to him
>>14414121wow
>>14417070AEWtists get really uppity when someone actually tries to embody the platonic ideal of a pro wrestler. It's like they watch entertainment to affirm their narrative complexes instead of, you know, watching stuff to be entertained.
>>14414121kek that anon that leaked he was winning and his entire run is going to end at Wembley while having 100+ title matches and shit on TV was right
>>14419484>leakedlol this shit was obvious from the beginning of this year
>>14419503It's not really, people still think he's going to have the typical AEW run of being champ for about 8 months.
>>14419503The part of Swerve being a TV champ was the part that seemed like it wasn't bullshit. It looks like he really is just going to defend it on TV all the time. That anon said one of his first defenses will be against Orange Cassidy, so we'll see.
>>14419513He might have. It looks like Ospreay will be busy with the International title soon.>>14419517This Saturday Swerve's first challenger will be revealed. We will see.
>>14419517I'd believe it but I think Pockets is feuding right now for some random reason with trent, maybe at double or nothing that will be the main event lol
>>14414121>What can Swerve do to hook the casuals?nothing. because casuals hate wrestling. because it's normally fucking gay. and aew is normally gayer than that.this bullshit where, 'oh, there's a sports lead in to create new fans,' and 'oh, the timeslot this' or 'the sports on other channel that,' it's all homo cope pretending wrestling is watchable to normies. it isn't. the audience willing to watch any of this shit is niche of niche and shrinking by the week, year over year, as more and more people check the fuck out and see no reason to return to wasting their time with --what tragically has become--subhuman entertainment.
>>14414401The fact that I can't think of a single person despite watching AEW every week is just a testament to how lacking in personality this roster is. Yeah Mox, Kingston, and Bryan are great company cheerleaders and cut great promos, but said promos are usually only over with wrestling fans and not the general audience. Punk was the only person who shattered that ceiling for AEW, but bad decisions and petty assholes drove him out of the company and back to fucking WWE of all places. Now they have no one, Ospreay could've worked but he's to British sounding.
>>14414121>i know, let's pander to 13 percent of the nation>but literally nobody in the crowds are black>IDC JUST DONIT
>>14414121Only way casuals would stick to any wrestling is if they hear *glass shatters* or "IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL"
