TONIGHT from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada>"Rated R Superstar" Adam Copeland(c) vs Brody King for the TNT Championship>We hear from Serena Deeb>Mariah May vs Harley Cameron>EVP Kenny Omega has an Important Announcement!>"The Learning Tree" Chris Jericho & Big Bill in action>Orange Cassidy vs Trent Baretta >AEW World Champion Swerve Strickland & Christian Cage face-to-face
Adam Copeland Puts the TNT Title on the Line vs Brody King | AEW Control Center: Edmonton, 5/8/24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNWKsvAII-8
>>14569116All Ex Wwe
I heard Dynamite will soon be cancelled. Is this true?
>>14569116>We'll hear from Serena DeebI haven't watched Dynamite since they hired Mercedes Monke and I will continue that trend
>>14569116I think I'll skip this week desu
post the real card you coward
>>14569152Top left is the only time Brodie King has looked intimidating
>>14569116SQUISHY v BIMBO
Only watching Christian, then back to Knicks-Pacers.
>>14569116>that extra shit-tier cardOh yeah it's smelling like no 700k
>>14569116>"Rated R Superstar" Adam Copeland(c) vs Brody King for the TNT Championship>Mariah May vs Harley Cameron>Orange Cassidy vs Trent BarettaFiller matches to forward angles>"The Learning Tree" Chris Jericho & Big Bill in actionWhy is Jericho clout vamping off Big Bill?>We hear from Serena DeebNever drew a dime. What happened to Hayter?>AEW World Champion Swerve Strickland & Christian Cage face-to-faceStill in disbelief this is the world title scene>EVP Kenny Omega has an Important Announcement!Didn't he die? He got hit with an EVP Trigger and attacked on the way to the ambulance. His guts are gonna explode.
I hope Saraya shows up tonight
The Elite undercutting Swerves reign is nasty
>>14569444>Why is Jericho clout vamping off Big Bill?Because Jericho already drained to life out of Hook. He needs fresh meat.
>>14569116>No Shida
>>14569465They promised him he'd be the first black aew champ, not that the reign would be good. kek.
>>14569593Wait, she was crying? Timestamp on the stream?
>>14569116>Swerve just won the World Title and still hasn't established himself as a main eventer >Let's have his first PPV title defense be against a midcarder who just had to be off TV for a month to recover from being humiliated and having his momentum snuffed out by Adam CopelandBooker of the year
>>14569715hes not even main-eventing the ppv
>>14569444Hayter is out with an injury. Jericho is done vamping off hook so he's moved on to Bill. Tony Khan got worse than Kenny did and still showed up on tv the next week. Consistency is not this company's strong suit. Whats the over under on Cope losing his belt to Malakai? I feel like that's what they're setting up for, but Tony also seems pretty set on burying Malakai as a singles star. Mariah vs literal who is gonna be a channel changer. OC vs Trent is gonna end in a messy dq finish and not be worth the time.Swerve has been turned into a midcarder in record time. What even is the main event scene in this company? The young cucks? Cause they have channel changing heat with me.
>>14569465They've got to strick while the iron is hot on their feud with Punk
>>14569121>All Ex WweApart from Mariah, Omega, Orange.....
>>14569945And Jericho. He's an OG for AEW who took a risk on the company and helped it flourish. The same is true of Moxley. But yeah, this isn't the AEW it once was...
>>14569752>What even is the main event scene in this company?AEW doesn't have a main event scene. The guys who are supposed to be "top stars" spend 95% of their time wrestling jobbers and midcarders. Or teaming with them. Because this is All Friends Wrestling where there aren't any real barriers between the low card, mid card, and upper card. Barriers might hurt peoples' feelings and we can't have that.
Season 4 out now!! AEW CAN'T STOP WINNING
>>14569116Jesus, Tony isn't even trying anymore. He should just sell the company to Scott D'Amore at this rate
>EVP Kenny Omega has an Important Announcement!The only thing worth watching on this show anymore.
Oh nice Pro Wrestling is back on TV, its been a while.
>>14569116kek what an unbelievably stacked card
>>14569124no that's slopdown that you're thinking of, slopdown got cancelled
>*causes mental anguish to piggiEs and forces them to no u for months in your path*kek based
>>14571209fraid so
>>14569715If Christian is a midcard heel in AEW, then who is a main-event heel? Cole? Hangman? (A match done 4 times.) Jericho? What do you faggots want?
>>14569958Nigga the 1st AEW show ever featured Cody, Dustin, Jericho, Billy & Moxley
>>14569715>a heel losing an I Quit match is humiliating>>14570074You're mentally ill.>>14569752fuck Malacry
>>14569958>But yeah, this isn't the AEW it once was...Yeah its better now. Also only complete and utter FAGGOTS use ellipsis.
>>14571230SCAPEGOAT
>>14571265facts
>>14571308That's why you retards have been crying about Christian? Jack fucking Perry?
Where the fuck is Rey Fenix? He just came back now they put him back on ice?
>>14570189They added Copeman? Actually based. Thanks for the heads up anon
>>14571230Correct, there aren't any main event heels, it's almost like the booking is bad.
>>14571447To the surprise of no one, he got hurt again.
>>14569116>still watching this shit in 2020+4shiggy diggy
>>14571502Christian is. He's been in AEW for 3 years and you can count his losses on one hand. Saying "I quit" as a heel when you're handcuffed to the ropes and the face is about to swing a nail bat into your nuts isn't a burial.
>>14571656slopdown got cancelled lol
>>14569152>Trent Barreta in the background
>>14571772many are saying this
did they kill that Adam Cole faction? if so good riddance
>>14571892Seems like they've quietly killed off that angle yeah. And agreed. Easily for the best. Became a mess once everyone got hurt and there was no clear path to recover with it. Just move on. Seems they're going for an MJF/Wardlow sort of thing with him and Adam Cole now? Not the worst way to follow up with the pieces they had
>>14569116>le heckin important announcementI see we are back to this again
>>14571752>Saying "I quit" as a heel when you're handcuffed to the ropes and the face is about to swing a nail bat into your nuts isn't a burialDid anyone ever say it was? Thought that was a pretty strong finish for both guys. On par with the Edge and Balor one in terms of making the match type work to get both over without either looking bad for having to say it
>>14569146>RacismThat's a yikes from me
>>14572098racism board nigger
>>14569116No 700k?
>>14572174no sex life?
>>14569116>three talking segments and a womeme matchThis one's gonna be bad.
>>14572228>he doesn't know that the worst-looking Dynamite cards often end up being the best showskek newfag
>>14569116Can't wait
>>14572174fraid not neither a tv deal
>>14572594
>>14572855Swineamite got cancelled
>>14572993monkey see monkey do
>>14569752They just make shit up week by week, which would be fine if half your stars weren't fucked by injuries or away for personal reasons. Roster is just weak overall.>Kenny will come out and get hit by a chairWho cares, he's not even Albertan.>Jericho and Big Bill squash designated jobber tag team (probably Martins and/or Andretty)Boring. Bill and Brian Cage had a great tag match last year though.>Christian will get heel heat and desperately try to put Swerve (not a babyface or heel) overI love the peepster, but put either of these two in a match please.>Orange Cassidy does anythingWorth less than the women's match.>Edge vs Rhea's CuckThe only match worth watching.>DeebNo.>WomenNo, and Deeb exposed Mariah as a shitter last week.Maybe something will be announced tonight but they desperately need to stop booking matches after the show starts. Nobody is going to want to watch ROH either.
kenny time, kennybros
Posting for big dimes steve albini
I'll be playing Super Mario with my niece but I'll check it out later for some hopefully more Toni Storm foot kino. She's become such a foot slut, Sasha once she gets physical will too. Don't care for the rest of the card
ngl bros this card looks HORRIBLE. like a mid 2021 aew coldshot episode.definitely skipping this week. plus this is competing with hockey playoffs AND basketball playoffs. gonna be a 600k episode, maybe even high 500ks anyway.
>>14572855>xe doesn't know
>>14569786Punk would be part of it if he wasn’t an impatient schizo gaslit by an elderly cuckold
>>14569116I haven't watched Dub since 2022, how the hell can they put on such a grim card with such a huge roster? any True Fans want to try to answer this?
>>14573605
>>14573605>Dub
It's all about the squish
It’s a damn shame that the Oilers have a playoff game and all the fans are going to no-show this. Can Tony Kong ever catch a break in this life?
I want to watch for Kenny but I know he's not gonna do shit and there's no way I'm watching the rest of this card for him
>>14569116This is it, this is the reset AEW needs
If Tony gives more than six minutes to the women tonight, he's a fool. He's a fool.
>>14569228>>14573729Based squish bringing back diva coom matches with her bestie
>No TazI'm out
>>14573742The "face-to-face" should just be Christian coming out in a Canucks jersey and telling Swerve to go fuck himself.
>>14573841Two hot girls going over 6 mins is bad?
>>14569715Christian literally revitalized the tnt title. Give him a world title program.
>>14574000Where are all you virgin simps coming from?
>>14574023>Give him the world titleFixed. There are no heels and plenty of babyfaces. You could even have Swerve chase (properly) and regain at All In, since it'll probably be Ospreay vs. Okada.
Ruining Swerve by turning him face just for the "first black champion" pop is going to go down as one of AEW's biggest blunders
>>14569461Tony is an incompetent buffoon and he hired her and gave her a bunch of garbage to work with and since she's been literally at the very bottom of the card doing nothingshe should be on TV every single week developing the girls storylines
>>14574166Remember when she won their biggest title at their biggest show ever?
>>14574000Where are the hot girls? Serena Deeb's the only biological woman on the card and I wouldn't really call her hot.
Why do they advertise talking segments? Wouldn't it be better to just have Swerve come out and call out Christian instead of it being advertised? Did he go tell Tony he planned to do that?
>>14569116how many times has Edge wrestled Brody King at this point?
>>14574209>Why do they advertise talking segments?Because Tony's really stupid and he doesn't understand how to promote his own shows.
>>14574200yeah....I do....too bad Tony doesn't
>>14574209WE'LL HEAR FROMWE'LL HEAR FROMWE'LL HEAR FROMWE'LL HEAR FROM
>>14574209>>14574225Never seen it put this way before. Fuck he's bad at this.
>>14574341cry about it
AEW got cancelled
>>14574353Slopdown got cancelled by based GODLachlan
basedmemeflix btfo
hoes https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1788339294190576113
>>14574404harley is the hottest 52 year old on planet earth
Previewhttps://x.com/AEW/status/1788335570927886437Arkitty is unremarkable
>>14574404How long until Tony Khan gives Xyon Quinn a job?
>>14574404Jesus. Saraya JOI when?
Just added
>>14574431I'd expect him to work some ROH dates, but I don't think he's good enough as-is. I'd love them to set up some kind of dojo system. I think if they scouted some college athletes and taught them "workrate style" you might have a pretty good turnover rate. The WWE style isn't intuitive and if you nurture young athletes to develop their own way, sort of how Japan does, you would get good results. And you wouldn't need to be a cartoon character either, just develop naturally.
>>14574474Jay bout to start hunting down the luchas and shutting down their flips.
>>14574474Card saved
>>14574474Switchy the Channel
>>14574474Rocky is shit. Card just got significantly worse. No story by the way. No build by the way. Tony still sucks noodles and AEW is canceled. Cope trannies.
>>14574474Gotta stat pad Jay's wins I guess
>>14574474>vice president books himself into a heatless waste of tv time match
>>14574548that's why he gets those double paychecks brother
Swerve vs Christian is an NXT main event. Where Christian goes hey Paul I’m not doing anything right now what about NXT for a few months? And he beats Swerve for the NA title and holds it through two specials until the next PPV where he loses it in a 3 way.
>>14574528Rocky is based
>>14574575Hahahahahahaha
>we hear from the 42 yr old overtly loving and supportive in public mom>butterface cameron vs yummy ummy num mariah bae >christians jannetty vs julia harts road bull>anti draw overused shitter vs his anti dimes overused shitter friend>edges jannetty tries to put over a nigger whos a baby face who once kidnapped an infant>shoot leech vampire jerijannetty and big billy michaels take on some local literal whos in a squash>its wednesday night and i get to stay up late>and watch kenni omega :3 while i masturbateto say this card is grim is an understatement
>>14574559Gotta love love the Rockyster, illuminati of pro wrestling.
>>14574575Maybe on planet retard. Switchy vs Rocky will be an absolute disaster for tranny ratings. Under 500k? Under 400k?
>>14574593How is your sex life?
>>14574474What purpose does this match serve?
>>14569116Am I an asshole for skipping Adam Copeland matches?
>>14574606Left hand numb. Right hand ready to go. But, that's better than being an AEW viewer.
>>14574641No. The guy is like 60 and he's shit now. Anyone that old should not be in the ring and definitely shouldn't be beating younger guys. Selfish old men like Tana and Jericho have ruined the sport.
>>14574641no, you're in the majority
>>14574588>>christians jannetty>>edges jannettyDo you know what words mean
>>14574641He's been gradually improving.
>>14574474Hahahaha fuck off Rocky. Weaseling your way into prominent roles backstage is more your speed
>>14574474Envision the plummet
>>14574474Rocky Romero should not be on a Dynamite card. Him being on Rampage is fine but this is too far
Switchy vs. Rocky is there to give the crowd an opportunity to chant "Let's go Oilers"
Based, wrestling is finally back after a long week
brit more jacked than adam
>>14574489I think you're stuck in 2017 bro. WWE PC mogs the NJPW dojo now
Christian coming out in a Canucks jersey should be a sight.
>>14574898Britt vs Jamie strong style soon
>>14574906he's ready to conduct business, hope the crowd can respect his wishes
>>14574901The PC has like 100X the investment as the NJPW dojo and they still churn out mostly shitters. They practice all of their matches beforehand and most of them are still bad. Tiffany was trained for a year by Greg Gagne before she got there. Bron and Trick need tons of smoke and mirrors. They are the big standouts and the PC itself hasn't done a ton. For every somewhat success there theres 5-10 washouts.
HE'S BACK https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1788354756580167987
>>14574946Oh you're big mad
>>14574965Dire
>>14574965We love you GOAT!
>>14574694yes i am much more aware than you, christian was edges jannetty and copeland is christians jannetty, thus my word choice.
>>14574965WE LOVE YOU TONESTER
>>14574965Gotta love the Tone, only NFL exec to draft in a neckbrace!
thank you TK for throwing us COOMERS a bone for tonight
>>14574965ya gotta love the tonester
It's a little weird waiting a week for wrestling
SHELDON BUMP
1 bing
Oh no, BROOD EDGE is coming.
big dimes sheldor
ADAAAAAAAMMMMMMM
They couldn't have made Dasha a backstage reporter?
>Fightful Select reports that Timothy Thatcher is backstage at tonight's AEW Dynamite.HOLY SHIT
Big Dime Sheldon carrying this show again
>still the elite introlmao
WE COPIN
Annnnnndd there goes the viewers
WHO IS THE KING OF BRODY
LOL HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN THE OPENING?!
He really wanted to flash them tits
blud needs to shave the hair already
BASED ELITE
>that flat chest flash
WE LOVE OUR EVPS
GIRUGAMESH
A NODQ match, but every match is a NODQ match in AEW
>that guy trying to flash the chick’s titsBASED
>>14575065he's finna bust out the colored chairs and kendo sticks from wrestlemania
WHICH ONE OF YOU NIGGAS JUST DID THAT LOL
BOOBA
Orange is still one of the best ways to start out a show
>>14575094TITTYS
lmao its still the Elite open
LIGHT THE FUSEGAS THE JEWS
>no tazgdi
damn thought we were about to get some free tiddy on the telly, damn black bra cockblocking us all
>>14569116Dude that chick's nipples peeked out
>no new theme for trent
pop the ratings with booba. Way to go TK
He's the best Trent now. Anyone else called Trent is lesser.
yeah i'm thinking we're gonna have another dynamite episode bros
A poor attempt to show a tit and a neck beard flexing
i don't watch orange cassidy matches so i don't care
Damn I wish we got Nigel to replace Taz
>orange to start the showfuck you TK
>Opening with OCNah, I'm done already. I'll tune back in when Mariah and Harley have their diva coom throwback match.
>Full on Skitzo TrentHell yeah
>BESTsell it Tony
NYOW??
>>14575132HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>14575121O TRANADA
Chuck is going to return as Sneed
based Trent
>>14575138based bobby fish and sonny kiss
>>14575132I thought that was Sonny Kiss at first
CHRISTIAN COUNTDOWN
>>145750887 days
>countdown to Christian hella based
>>14575132sonny kiss made the transition?? (racial and gender)
>>14575132flat chest
>>14575141What the fuck
>>14575138
>>14575148>>14575149Kiss never shows nipples
CHRISTIAN CLOCK
>>14575138Booba.
Why does Trent still have the best friends theme?
"HOT" Start for an ICE COLD show
>>14575132Man?
>>14575132>flat upon the first pull>cleavage on the second pullwizardry is afoot
>>14575168It's the best trent theme now.
>>14575168To mock them that he broke them up
>>14575171Amber Rose-style female
>>14575132holy dimes
oc somehow still over even though he hasn't done anything new for a few years now
>>14575168Because he was the best friend in the end. He tried to save Chuck from Orange Cassidy holding them back.
Just got here, let me guess, best show ever so far?
>>14575170thank god you're here instead of knowing the touch of a woman
>>14575132yum
>>14575168Trent paid for it using Sue's chore money and always told Chuck and OC they could have it in equal amounts. But he lied. And Sue loves her son despite being a murderous bastard.
Based anti-trent signs.
>>14575179Almost has that Darby overness
>>14575181always is
>>14575156The scientifically accurate name is "Deliciously flat childlike chest"
fuck this, opening with Cassidy faggot shit, im outhave some ass
kenny omega is a golden god
>>14575191get bent trent made me lol
>>14575181Well we saw alt-girl titties so yes
i like heel trent they should have done it a long time ago
>>14575197> "Deliciously flat childlike chest"Babysitting anon?
I would venture to say that anon and I could throw a better punch than Cringely Sneezed
>>14575132>pw no selling incel OC on the right
>>14575208Saving it for the last half hour hang in there
Forcing the "Holy Shit" chants... Dire
>advertise a no DQ main event>opening match has 2 guys brawl outside forever
>They open with a match when The Elite are the only reason to watch And I thought that maybe Tony was getting a clue
THE LORE OF THE FIEND
>>14575210she already did that one promo video thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL5jBVaqYbQ
What is Don's walk called?
based heat magnet don
>>14575188Trent turning on Sue for the mega boos.
>>14575225chad stride
>>14575132>>14575138So this is the hottest "female" AEW fan, eh?
THE DAWN OF CALLOUS
>crowd wakes up >time for pip
Dynamite used to start with an ad free match.
>furiosa
Don Phallus has arrived!
No Tazz to shit all over everything makes this commentary even worse.
Anna Taylor Joy has such a weird face
>>14575243Remember when Christian won the TNT belt and made the first hour ad free?
>Turn on OC>big reactionTurn on Sue Trent, DO IT.
>>14575230He's taking the van out when she has to go to the store and not telling her
>>14575245fiveheadosa
poi player when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OulZv1EqLt4
Based Don
>>14575262stick to your containment threads pedophile
kek I love how confused Don Callis is when he comes out and gets booed>>14575262Its Minas time right now bitch
Wake me up when Matthew and Nicholas arrive
>>14575245Modern films make my eyeballs vomit. Everything looks fake or oversaturated with color.
>>14575256Based Christian will save us from the DEI Affrimative Action champ later this show just wait
>>14575260Doesn't her character end up shaving her head anyway?
>>14575230>>14575258He's going to cut her brakes on the minivan
>>14571230>who is a main-event heel?Don Callis
>>14575132Birth of an AEW reaction meme.I preeict this will be up there with Oh My God Hangman guy.
would a "try that in a small town" gimmick get over?
>>14575245Wasn't the appeal of Fury Road that it was all practical? Why are they using terrible looking CG cars now?
>>14575284>Sue comes out for the save>Accidentally crashes into OCCar crash television bros, we're back.
>>14575281That dude certainly shaves his head heh
Please stop letting Deeb talk
TRENFRENS WE GOT THIS
>>14575156>>14575172>flatthis board unsurprisingly has a hard time understanding the dynamics of real boobs
>>14575262AEW is a Mina board
>>14575310I only rate anime boobs
KINNIIIIIIIIII
>>14575303Sorry Anon I cant plug her facehole with my dick from here as even I Long Dick Johnson doent have a dick that long
>the delicious alt girl is still there flipping off trentmoosebros how do I pull a damaged bartender and/or crystal seller on Etsy and only fans like that
>>14575262overdosed on BWC and can't think anymore player
Trent needs to promote a juicer product
The Cleaner is up next, prepare his new thread post haste
Trent couldnt even get new gear after his heel turn like 4 weeks ago?
trentbros...
TRENT KWABOTY
>>14575310to be fair we have to deal with some of the WWE vets that went from natural to Nattie when it comes to work so it's like seeing normal things and then volleyballs held on with pipe cleaner
>>14575339Mama Sue won't give him his allowance cause he hurt his friends
>>14575093>Air Yeezy 2 colorway Nike ID Jordan 1'snice
What's the stipulation gonna be for the DoN match?
>>14575331Have 6 baby mama's, multiple domestic battery charges and no job.
yep, trents leaving aew.
Pockets bros
...huh. kinda thought this feud would go longer.
yeah no way their wasnt gonna be a rematch at DoN
SEETHING
>>14575194they both make other guys look great throwing them around, then they can either get the scrappy underdog win or get beat by a bigger dude and either works
Pockets is Hulking Up... LOLZPOCKETSWIN
>>14575357it is
>Immmediately beat himClassic Tony
Trent almost slipped and killed Cassidy
>>14575352Might be a Blood and Guts thing.
best friends feud is carrying aww
Trent got mad incel energy vibes
WHATS IN THE BOX???
STONE COLD
So will Pockets be out as long as Tony?
>>14575361More like LOLPOCKETSDIES
Trent is giga based as a heel
Good guy Don saving OC :)
>>14575318Holy fukken BOUNCY
OH SHIT TRENT HAS A GUN
this segment was awful
>>14575353that sounds like a lot of work. I'll just go back to collecting scrap in Fallout
>move ya nigger
>told that ugly bitch Stat to shut the fuck upHOLY FUCKING BASED
no frens... just me.....
what a mark
>>14575402Straight to the moon
>>14575406Tren...
>>14575093>Jack's shoesWHAT THE FUCK ARE THOOOOOSE
>>14575394Heres hoping you left the Institute a flaming crater on account of being so badly written
Now DoucheBucks Cringe
What is Don planning with OC?
new>>14575421>>14575421>>14575421>>14575421
uh oh bad boy jack is big mad
Jack pouring water on his face and then fierce striking some plastic is mega based
