>has a lyricCHAD gimmick>is a ZORBGODHas there ever been a more /ourguy/ than Joe Hendry?https://youtu.be/Xh0JbulJZYQ?si=f8hZLvfVQACfVRZr
ZORBIOUS
>>14992929I'M JUST A ZORBY BOY zorby booooooooyIT'S NOT A KIDS TOYkids tooooooooy
>>14992929I FEEL NOTHING IN MY ZORBIT COMFORTS ME, IT KEEPS ME WARMIT ROLLS AROUND
>>14992929Damn he's a ZorbLord?
>>14992929>ZORBGODholy shit he keeps getting more based by the day
>>14992929 /ASP/ HAS MORE THAN ONE EXTREME SPORTADRENALINE IN MY SOULEVERY ROLL OUT OF CONTROLTUMBLING DOWN AT SUCH A VICIOUS SPEEDFILLED WITH FEAR I CANNOT SHOWON THE HILLTOP I WAIT TO GOSEE THE SIGNAL, NOW I START TO ROLLWHOOOOOAAAAAAND MY FATHER SAID, WHEN I WAS YOUNGERYOU ZORB, YOU END UP DEADEND UP DEAD
HEYNOTHING YOU CAN SAYNOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE THAT I ZORB TODAY
SoYou think you're unkillable?ZORB LIFETHIS IS BASIC ZORBINOMICSIT'S UNSTEERABLE AND IT'S LIABLE TO KILL ME
>>14992929ZORBIOUSNO I WON'T GET IN I WON'T GET INIT'S TOO DANGEROUS
its time to roll the zorb...ITS TIME TO ROLL THE ZORB!(MUAHAHAHAHAhahaha....)ITS ALL ABOUT THE ZORBAND HOW YOU ROLL ITITS ALL ABOUT THE FALLAND IF YOU CONTROL IT
>>14992929 LOOK IN MY ZORBWHAT DO YOU SEEI'M ROLLING AT AN UNSAFE SPEED
IM HERE TO ROLL AROUNDIM HERE TO ROLL AROUNDNNIIIGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRIM IN MY ZORB
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHI ZORB FOR MILES INSIDE THIS BALL OF DANGERA SPORT WHERE NONE DARE FOLLOW MEI ZORB ALONE
WE'RE GONNA ZORB TONIGHT (YEAH)TO ROLL IT EVERY LIGHT (YEAH)HIT EVERYTHING WE WANT (YEAH)SQUASH EVERYTHING IN SIGHT (YEAH)WE'RE GOING TILL THE ZORB STOPS TURNINGWHILE WE ROLL IT TO THE GROUND TONIGHT
>>14992972 I THINK I'M SAFEI KNOW I'M BOUNCIN'I'M IN THE ZORBTHAT ROLLS ALONG THE GROUNDI'VE GOT THE SPINS, I'M REALLY DIZZYPLEASE SEND HELPI JUST BROKE MY SPINEI'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY>ZORBIE BOYYYIT'S NOT A KID'S TOY>KID'S TOYYYI'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY>ZORBIE BOYYYIT'S NOT A KID'S TOY>KID'S TOYYYIT'S KINDA HOTMY STOMACH QUIVERSMY KNEES ARE WEAKI'M GONNA FUCKIN' PUKETHEY SEE ME ROLLTHEY HEAR ME BEGI ASK FOR HELPI WANT OUT OF THIS THINGI'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY>ZORBIE BOYYYIT'S NOT A KID'S TOY>KID'S TOYYYI'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY>ZORBIE BOYYYIT'S NOT A KID'S TOY>KID'S TOYYY
>>14992929 ITS A SPHERICAL THINGPLASTIC ORBA CARELESS MAN WHO COULD WIND UP ZORB'DYOU DRIVE YOUR BALL LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF PRIZETOO MANY INCLINESTOO MANY INCLINESZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORBTHESE ZORBS ARE A TRUE AND ILL MAKE YOU CAREENYEAH INFLATE WITH AIR AND THROW IT ON THE GREENAND YOU WEAR YOUR ZORB BALL WELLAND I WILL SEE YOU ROLL IT STRAIGHT TO HELLLLLLLLL
IM A ZORB MANBAM BAMYEAH IM A ZORB MANI LOVE TO PUSH EMI LOVE TO KICK EMI LOVE TO ROLL EMI LOVE TO LICK EMI LOVE TO FUCK EMI LOVE TO SUCK EMI LOVE TO BLOW EM...
best thread on /pw/ rn
>>14992929What an organic white meat babyface!
What is a zorb
ZORBGODS RISE UP!
>>14992929 ZORBING IS A MYSTERYGIANT BALL, INSIDE IS MEFUCK IM GONNA HIT A TREE
KEEP ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN (WHAT?)KEEP ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN (C'MON)NOW I KNOW YOU BE LOVIN THIS SHIT RIGHT HEREZ-O-R-B CLIMB IN HAVE NO FEARPEOPLE IN THE ORB KEEP YOUR HANDS TO THE SKYCAUSE IF YOU FALL OUT, THEN YOU WILL DIE
>>14992929AYE AYEZORB RENTALS ARE NOW IN YOUR CITY(YAAHOOOOOO)ZORBING DUDESDAY ONE TWISTZORBING DUDEDAY ONE TWIST
>>14995062https://youtu.be/Qw5bDGm7tYo?si=wZIyq_Tak2PMtU5J
>>14995062My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity delete this post immediatelyOur history and tradition with this sport is beyond your years and I'm asking you not to disrespect this
>>14994939'fraid so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3P0d4xCEGk
>>14992943When ICW was big, Haitch was at his peak anti-gimmick phase.
>>14995191major pop
>>14992972Holy SOVL
>>14995191Fantastic
Bomp
>>14995138kek
>>14992929they might as well, let it run it's course, make merch money(a shirt of the meme face) and let him go after a year
literally /pw/: the wrestler
>>14992929ZORBIOUS
>>14995191finna popped me
Based ZORBgodsIf we had a janny that gave a fuck this thread should be stickied
YEAH I'M ON THE HILL, ROLL NINETY-FIVEPICKING UP THE SPEED, ROLL FAST, HOPE THAT I DON'T DIEVISION'S GETTING BLURRY, I DON'T GO SLOWI HIT A TREE I'LL DAY, YEAH THAT I KNOWALWAYS GONNA ZORB, YEAHALWAYS GONNA ZORBALWAYS GONNA ZORB, YEAHALWAYS GONNA ZORB
>>14992934>ZORBIOUSNo I won't get out I won't get out till I'm victorious. And I will deflect I will deflect!
WELLLLLLWELL IT'S THE BIG ZORBYES IT'S A BIG ZORB SHOW TONIGHT, Y'ALLOHYEAH, IT'S THE BIG ZORBC'MON PACK ME UP AND ROLL ME DOWN A HILL Y'ALL OHHWELL, GET READY FOR ROLLIN'A TREE, YOU'LL NEVER KNOWI WON'T SEE IT COMIN'BUT I PROMISE I'LL KNOWTHE BIG ZOOOORBBBB
>>14995062if you want a shoot, basically wrestling discussion was originally on /sp/ but had go away heat and we were future endeavored. we signed a contact with an indie mudshow called /aew/..erm i mean /asp/, the alternate sports board, and we were instantly the face of the company and biggest draw by a mile, which meant that the dimeless original /asp/ threads on there like the zorbing(getting in an inflatable and rolling down a hill) thread which got pushed off the card due to only having 1 post a week or something. as you can imagine the original /asp/ies werent too happy with the invasion angle and seethed about us killing their company, so we took zorbing in as our own and put it over as a main star with a comedy gimmick, partly to annoy them but partly cos it was funny. it got to the point that we were such a draw we could afford to make our own company, /pw/ and we signed zorbing to be a part timer here.
>>14998616I read this in Konnan's voice, highly recommend
>>14992929he is made for WWE
>>14997944This is Rocket League!
>>14992929kino lyric thread
>>14997944>"Konnan!">"KONNAN!!!"
*ethers a population of 100,000 people*https://youtu.be/0U07-A7PNTc?si=ggajzHkOsUJp9sbC
not that funny desu
>>14999706i guess you had to be there (/asp/)
>>14999706You're not that funny.
>>14994939indubitably
>>14999043Can any Brits confirm? Is he right?
>>15000305yes its a dumpit literally has grim in the name so it was kind of destined for it. self fulfilling prophecy
>>14992929I dont get it. He just picked the Wrecking Ball song and replaced wrecking with his name. Am I missing the joke?
>>14999043Those poor bongs
>>14999043bong herethis is amazing. this fucker gets wrestling
goat thread
