It's Saturday! You know what that means! An action packed AEW Collision comes to you TONIGHT from the PPL Center in Allentown, PA at 8/7c on TNT!>AEW International Championship: Will Ospreay (c) vs. Brian Cage> Samoa Joe, HOOK, and Katsuyori Shibata vs. Premier Athletes (Tony Nese, Ariya Daivari, Josh Woods)>AEW Continental Championship Eliminator Match: Kazuchika Okada vs. Ultimo Guerrero>Chris Jericho and Big Bill vs. Private Party (Isiah Kassidy & Marq Quen)>The Patriarchy (Christian Cage, Killswitch, & Nick Wayne) vs. The Iron Savages (Boulder & Bronson) & Jacked Jameson>Toni Storm & Mariah May vs. Leyla Hirsch & Lady Frost>Hechicero vs. Daddy Magic
>>15014648Based
>>15014648LMAO that is a no 300k looking ass card. ITT post your ratings predictions lol
>not 1 but 4 gamethreads in the catalogkek bitchits boilin'
>>15014648In for Okada
>>15014670get a life, fatso
>>15014648kek what a stacked card, I'm fucking hype lads
>>15014648CM Punk won
>thought forbidden door was tomorrow >it’s next weekWhat am I gonna do with all this weed?
>>15014713nah still Vince
>>15014715weed last more than a week, stoner-sama
Yes Christian, yes watch
Would AEW skyrocket if they had a Daddy Magic promo every week?
>>15014682We don’t sign our posts here and I’m not going to tell you again.
>>15014753I wasn't signing my post, I was calling you, poster number 15014753, fat. You'd understand this if English was your first language.
>>15014648I really hope Tony starts giving Jacked Jameson a push.
>>15014806Literally who lol
>>15014670Anyone else kinda home Collision beats Dynamite?
>>15014811they're pretty basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC9pgkCXkxE
>>15014817I shoot don’t care about ratings.
>>15014817no one cares about ratings lil bro
>>15014806agreed, he’s based
>>15014821SOVL
>Jacked Jameson We 80s Mania Wrestling Returns now
>>15014829>Will Ospreay defeated Brian Cage after the Hidden Blade>Samoa Joe & HOOK & Katsuyori Shibata defeated The Premier Athletes>Toni Storm & Mariah May defeated Leyla Hirsh & Lady Frost when May pinned Hirsch following a Storm piledriver.>Killswitch & Nick Wayne & Christian Cage defeated Iron Savages & Jacked Jameson. Cage started on commentary, but then joined the match.>Chris Jericho & Big Bill defeated Private Party after Bryan Keith interfered and KO’s Isiah Kassidy. They attacked Private Party but Hook, Joe and Shibata hit the ring for the save and hurt Keith’s arm. Joe cut a promo challenging them to a six man tag at the Forbidden Door PPV.>The House of Black defeated LSG and MSG. Ian Riccaboni asked them how they felt about Buddy Matthews getting hurt last week. Malakai Black said that was a human question and walked off. Brody King said they feel nothing.>CMLL’s Hechihero defeated Matt Menard>AEW Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada pinned CMLL’s Ultimo Guerrero with The Rainmaker
outrunners board, savagefags will have to wait their turn
>>15014915Sounds good, will be watching now, thanks anon!
Collision is never beating the jobber show allegations
>>15014670Watching Collision tonight fatso?
>>15014648So 250k. Got it.
If I was a wrestler who actually went to the gym, I would no show any promoter who asked me to job to Nick Wayne.
SQUISHY
>>15014928It could tho, in some ways it's better. It often has the more fun and exciting matches. But the main story progression still happens on Dynamite.
>>15015006AEW has hotter women than the attitude era
AEW has good wrestlers but why do none of their matches have any build or story? I don't want scripted UFC. It's so hard to invest when it's just two random dudes fighting for no reason. The title isn't a reason.
>>15015115>AEW has good wrestlers but why do none of their matches have any build or story?Will Ospreay is fighting Swerve for the belt at FD, so now he's fighting his ex-stablemate. What don't you get?
Sorry Tone. Too many Exfed guys. Maybe next week.
>>15014915This is like when Tony told the WCW audience that Mankind was going to win the belt off Austin
>>15014648All this fucking weird booking1. Why is Daddy Magic wrestling when he was just announced as a commentary only role?2. Why is Okada wrestling Ultimo Gurerro in a heatless match?3. What has Brian Cage done to get a title match?Tony wonders why no one watches his show. It's cards like this where Collision and Dynamite more or less exist in different universes week to week that is probably disconnecting people.
>>15015166The only stable that I know of in AEW is the one they keep Mercedes Mone in lmao
>>15015101Bring Bunny & Penelope back!
>>15015166They betrayed Swerve and why is it a title shot. Also, that is only one match on the card.
>>15015195I was typing "Mercedes doesn't have a stab-" and I started laughing. Well played.
>>15015197do you think that Bunny would ever become financially unstable enough to marry me?
KEK BASED
>>15015228Hook, Joe and Ciabatta been beefin' with Tony and the Jobbers for weeks kid
>>15015260HOOK is great. All he need to know is eat hot chip suplex bet.
>>15015260love cameraman shibata
>>15015260Ultimo Guerrero with a title shot?Toni and Mariah?Daddy Magic vs Hechicero?House of Black "in action"?Stop giving dishonest answer. None of these have any build or reason to happen.
less than one hour boys LFG
>>15015350It's gonna be GREAT
>>15015343>Ultimo Guerrero with a title shot?ok that one you actually got me on, they just need to keep feeding Okada jobbers he can squash. but since when are jobber squash matches a bad thing? he squashed Eddie Kingston FFS, how can you hate on him?>Toni and Mariah?this is advancing Toni and Mariah's ongoing story with that jap broad with the tits, guarantee she shows up after the match to fight Toni for custody of Mariah again >Daddy Magic vs Hechicero?I'm gonna go ahead and assume this is from Rampage since Daddy Magic is now officially the voice of Rampage, also Hechicero is feuding with someone important who I can't recall right now>House of Black "in action"?ya gotta give 'em somethin' to do while Adam's out KWAB'd, he won control of them in that match but now they can't be his new spoopy BROTHERS. all Gangrel angles postponed until future notice. also you left out scorching hot angle of The Learning Tree feuding with my boys Private Party, this is guaranteed to be wrestlekino
>>15014648This card looks totally skippable. AEW TV fucking sucks now
go to the real thread >>15013696
collision is the a show now
>>15015377I had to do a double take, that's a really well-done subtle shoop
>>15015403seethe harder bitchtits
>>15015403you’re not gonna get a wrestling company to one game thread cope
>>15014648Brian Cage is a day one AEW original and a solid hand. He rarely has a bad match. I bet him and Ospreay tear down the house.
>>15015548he used to be horseshit. he's gotten okay over time though.
>>15015607I liked his Terminator cosplay, and his Streets of Cage gear is based.
>>15014648yikes this episode looking like grade A horse shit.
>>15015667nah you do
Lady Frost sit on my face please
>>15015716specifically designed and constructed for breeding strong Viking warriors
>Suicide Squad lead-in Uh oh. If Marvel lead-ins were bad imagine what DC slop will be!
>>15015741It wasn't about Marvel or DC, it was about big dimes Sheldorf and joonteemf
>>15015741This movie has been the lead-in so many times. I've seen that retarded giant starfish a million times.
>>15015741I miss The Accountant like you wouldn't believe bros.
LIGHT THE FUSEGAS THE JEWS
wow DC really did give James Gunn the keys to everything
>>15015766I love the giant starfish in comics where its a huge threat to tje Justice League. Now though its a load of bullshit in a faggot DC movie
>just to save the world, that's allBRAVO NOLAN
JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
Punk won lol
>starting off with Joe, HOOK and ShibataALL NON-SICKOS OUTTA THE POOL
what is shibata's endgame?
>>15015811nah still Vince
Joes murder crew is gonna kill these guys
>>15015815okada eventually in the C2
>>15015815a shot at Ospreay after he wins at Wembley
>>15015394>Ultimo Guerrero with a title shotOkada should not need jobbers as a belt holder, he needs feuds.>Toni and MariahOk, fine.>Daddy Magic vs HechiceroHechicero has MJF at Forbidden Door. This match makes no sense. I wont even get into how stupid it is MJF has a throw away match.>House of Black "in action"?then keep them off TV too. Edge did something stupid. Keeping them on TV doing nothing matches does not keep them hot. Adam Cole was on TV hurt, why can't Copeland?
man I remember seeing samoa joe on tna when I was like 10feel like a boomer
>you should do the same instead of eating Twinkies all daycommon Nigel W
Nice mat work
STOP DOING 50/50 matches with obvious jobbers! This doesn't help anything
>>15015857Don't worry: it only gets worse.
>>15015868they're usually good about making sterling's clients look like jobbers
>Shibata doing the Joe dodgeBased
>>15015868nothing about this match is 50/50
>>15015868Retard
>>15015868sort of reminds me of old wcw before bischoff took over. Like aew is morphing into that, a smaller time wrestling company
is this guy's gimmick actually just being a twink?
>each of the jobbers: gets one move in>dronies: WTF WHY IS EVERY MATCH 50/50kek fucking retards
>>15015885I mean, wouldn't call Tony Nese a twink
>>15015885Yes, just like every other twink on the roster
>>15015885turn your monitor on
>>15015890Samoa Joe is RIGHT FUCKING THERE in the ring. He looks like he slaugthered and ate 4 twinks and their mom
>>15015893I'm supposed to take this guy seriously?
God damn the Gunn Club's push missed Juice
I AM THE LEARNING TREE
Oh boy oboy oh boy its the Learning tree himself Chris Friggan Jericho
>>15015898kek what a cold-hearted handsome devil
Jericho with no pop
>>15015907>mfw
>Large William
>SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
>first lesson: tag in the big RedwoodI'm learning already
>>15015924Private Party should have had a token run with the tag belts by now.
We love you learning tree!
>>15015930quen can't stay healthy
>>15015930Cant stay healthy
>>15015930Swerve in our Glory already had that
>>15015932>>15015934And that's why they need to study under the learning tree. Jericho's been a wrestler for like 30 years and never had a major injury.
>>15015941OH, BASKIN OUR ROBINS
>>15015941speaking of can't stay healthy
>>15015912He's a heel friend
>>15015957I unironically still like Keith Lee
>>15015957kek
>Bill starts a clap>it gets goinglmao WTF
>house of black squash match >with no buddy or edgeHah?This seems pointless.
>>15015972he's too much man for people not to clap
>>15015978MEAT
these niggas all moving in slow motion
>>15015977Brody is the best member of the team anyway
shades of jeff hardy
PRIVATE PARTYBROS IT'S OUR NIGHT I CAN FEEL IT
Black Hole Slam?
match should have ended by now
>>15016016Bossman slam*
>>15015991Doesn’t answer why they need to appear. And brody is terrible.
>>15016023brody is terrible.Nah>>15016021Agreed
>>15016021nah Private Party are perennial contenders and a respected institution in AEW
>>15016021So many kick outs have diminishing return
>>15015977I wouldn’t mind edge cutting some weird goth vampire promo cut in a dark room in his house honestly
>>15016029But they will never move the needleBig Bill is the future and they need to put him over
>>15016023Brodie is an excellent monster heel.
that was so pointlessly long
Should've ended at the chokeslam but I'm glad they made Private Party look competitive.
Match should have ended 5 minutes ago come on
>>15016031TK insists on letting each talent get their shit in, doesn't make sense in the long run
>Jobatahook feuding with The Learning TreeTONY COOKIN'
>>15016039He’s not good enough to lead a faction or be solo. Big Bill does his job better.
that Jap doing my nigga Keith dirty
>>15016048sickos only brudda
I refuse to believe their is a single solitary person that wants this match on the PPV.
>>15016060jericho does
Wow, what a TRULY forbidden interpromotional match!
>Forbidden Door TriosI dig the match but Forbidden Door isn't the place, I think unless each team gets like 2 or 3 more NJPW guys
>>15016052yeah that's all fair but I still like seeing him in action
>>15016060I do, these guy know how to work
>>15016060Me, unironically. So deal with that.>>15016067Shibata makes it international, he's an NJPW so it counts. Just like Ospreay.
>okada last wrestled on may 26
>>15016067Brian Keith is "injured" and Jericho is going to Minoru Suzuki again.
Okada finna rearrange this jobber's face
Hahahaha what am I looking at
Boy Eddie fucked anybody's mom huh
Supposedly Guererro's mask "falls off" like three times in this match.
>>15014648Okada is going to rip his mask off isn't he?
>Ultimo Guerrero Is he related to Eddie and Chavo?
>>15016080let my man make his money
I feel bad for anyone in the crowd who wanted to cheer for rainmaker Okada and instead got comedy heel Okada
How fucking long has Ultimo been around, holy shit
Okada's already channeling Inoki realizing he was carrying Great Antonio
Apparently this match sucked
Why do AEW trannies seethe at this future megastar?
guerrero already sucking wind
>>15016119no one knows who that generic jobber is, no matter how much you spam him
kek this mexican nigga outta gas already
>>15016126Cope tranny
this motherfucker was too old for CMLL in 2018
>>15016130thanks for the bump but we don't sign our posts here
I figured he was even older than 52
picrel ultimo's gas tank
lmao
>Okada looks into your living roomand he's sad
based Okada carrying this fat brown shitter audibly sucking wind after 2 minutes
Was this really the guy you wanted Okada to go against? This dude is wrestling at 50% speed and sounds looks like he's about to die.
>it took okada five minutes to get any offense on a literal geriatric
Bizarre. Dinner theater reactions from the crowd.
This match should not be going more than 5 minutes
>>15016157I can hear the fat mexican in the ring huffing and wheezing over the crowd.
yeah they should have cut this short when they saw guerrero is already done lol
FFS just let it end
>>15016163I'm literally begging and pleading for anyone to explain to me why everyone has to be presented as a contender that has to get all their dude moves lmao inPLEASE
This match is fucking hilarious
>>15016176because it's entertaining
Tired of these eliminator matches, they're equally as predictable as an actual title match without the stakes and gravitas
Why are AEW shows full of virgin neckbeards while WWE shows have mostly families with kids?
>>15016189Good job, now I'm fucking seething
>>15016176I don't know, but it's something Tony needs to really reevaluate. I can see two mid card guys both wanting to get their shit in but this is fucking Okada...and Grandpa Burrito is getting about 60% of the offense
>okada almost mistiming the dropkick because of how slow guerrero is moving
>sacrotanctmerriam webster jones over here
>>15016201many such cases
LMAO Kino finish
Rainmaker'd his fucking mask off lmao
>knock out finisher>Knocks mask off>Holds mask to faceHeroes of Wrestling Level bad
Holy shit! Ultimo Guerrero is El Dandy!
Heres my impression of Gurrerro:>EHHHHSA EEHHHH EHHHHHCC EEHHHH HH EEHHHHHCCH
>>15016209based consistent jones poster
>impressive victory
Funniest non-comedy match I've ever seen
>lost his mask years ago>pretend it matters todayI fucking hate this
Holy shit that finish lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
I'm an AEW fan and I defend it online, but Goddamn the storylines just don't exist anymore and the matches are full of shitters. I like AEW because I care more about the people on their roster than on WWE's, but would it hurt to cut the roster in half? Forbidden Door shit with CMLL and NJPW just bloat the show with random fuckers even more. From this show alone, Ultimo Guerrero, Premiere Athletes, Leyla Hirsch, Iron Savages, Jacked Jameson, Hechicero. Boring shitters. The only people on OP's graphic worth watching are Ospreay, Brian Cage (sometimes), Okada, Y2J&Big Bill, Joe, Shibata, Toni, Mariah, and Christian. Get a clue Tony, half your toys suck ass.
>Lio getting promo timecome the fuck on man
What are these Juneteenth Americans doing on TV? doesn't Tony know they kill ratings
>>15016243Hechicero is based doe
>the last time I was in a ladder match, I broke my leg...
Lio thought he looks so fucking cool there look like a child playing dress-up.
that was among the worst promos i've ever seen
>>15016253Dante Martin is whiter than most of /pw/.
>>15016254You lying sack of shitFucking poser ass bitch
>>15016233kek
These niggas promos sounds like a nba 2k my career cutscene
>>15016243I feel you man, there's not much point in Forbidden Door when AEW has alot of New Japan's heavy hitters. It also feels like zero effort has been put into building the cross promotional matches as opposed to the past year's
>five out of the eight matches tonight were tags or trios
Tony needs to hire writers, or at least ask how the writing process works at WWE so he can have a template to move forward with. He has the best roster in wrestling history and he's wasting it by not having compelling stories. Also I'm still upset that Juice Robinson and KOR's returns were somewhat fumbled by not making it a bigger deal. They just randomly came back with no video package or follow up
>>15016257but enough about Logan Paul and Cody and everyone else in WWE
>>15016271tony already has writers, but they're absolute shitethat's what happens when nonces online plead for tony to "delegate", well there ya go
>>15016271lmao what are you even talking about man
>>15016271>Also I'm still upset that Juice Robinson and KOR's returns were somewhat fumbled by not making it a bigger deal. They just randomly came back with no video package or follow upJuice should have at least gotten a lights out moment
>Watching this slop instead of Mexico at Copa America
LET HIM CONDUCT HIS BUSINESS
>>15016271His "writers" are Jimmy Jacob, RD Evans, QT Marshall, Pat Buck and Sonjay Dutt
JACKED JAMESON HERE TO SAVE THIS SHOW
Negative aura
>>15016271>ask how the writing process works in WWEPlease God no, as disappointing as Tony's ability to craft angles is, I prefer these barebones stories to the nonsensical marvel bullshit WWE insists upon.
Jacked Jameson is what happens after you watch one Scott Steiner promo.
>>15016281he's talking about the lack of storylines and buildup for talentare you retarded?
Everyone out here right now is ugly as is AEW.
BOOBA
Where's that music coming from
>>15016299turn your monitor on
Why are some of your top heels feuding with jobber heels
>>15014670NO 2 HUNDY
Didnt one of the Iron Savage bears just come out as gay
Please save this show based Peepman
>Schiavone>you loserTony ethered
>>15016320i love peepman so fucking much bros..
>and it's not even up for debateChristian definitely posts here
Would it kill these big dudes to lay some shit in?
I guess we all switched to Mexico vs Jamaica
I don't watch no soccerball
>come in>hit your finisher>cash paycheckThe Patriarch showing all you marks how it's done.
>Monet at the top of the hourTony what are you doing
>TONI :D>SQUSHY :D>LUTHA :]
God I fucking love Timeless Toni.
>>15016263Fuck you nigger
>leyla hirsch
>>15016380and Lady Frost, Tony spoiling us tonight
>>15016304>lack of storylines and buildup = no video package for a returnok lol
>>15016394that's how I want to die
Layla is underrated as hell
Hmm If I could combine Layla with Toni Storm as a 20 years younger girl you would have the perfect woman. IMAGINE the fun you could have with that in the Chuck E. Cheese ballpit
Leyla seething her "legit lesbian" gimmick was stolen by these two
>>15016380very true
Looks like Leyla is dropping the extra pounds she put on while injured
>>15016412YOU STILL GOT IT
based toni and the squish woke up this crowd
>cut to commercial>first thing we see is lotion being squeezed outNow if that isn't targeted advertising, I don't what is.
>>15016292>Jimmy Jacob, RD Evans, QT Marshall, Pat Buck and Sonjay Dutt
>ice-cold cinemawhat did she mean by this
>>15016449Wew lad.
NEW THREAD >>15013696MIGRATE >>15013696NEW THREAD >>15013696MIGRATE >>15013696
>>15016440I already squeezed out my lotion if you know what I mean
>>15016449
>>15016450And I forgot about Jen Pepperman who is probably the best one considering how "good" the women's storylines have been compared to the men's.
Lady Frost not being in the Owen is bullshit
This has unironically been the best match so far tonight.
>clapping each other’s buttsholy yum
>>15016464nah fuck you bitchtits>>15016484>>15016484>>15016484GO NOW>>15016484>>15016484>>15016484
>>15016482Unfortunately so. It's been the drizzling shits.
>>15016233KEK. Rainmakered him right out of his mask.
>>15016491we're on the same side dumbass
>SHES JUST A CHILDYES!
>>15016496>AEW generalno, we're not fatso
>the jiggle on that pin
Nick Wayne's mom was looking booba tonight. Anyone got any stills or webms?
Luther giving Hirsch the boo-boo face popped me
Mentally untouchablethese Rogs don't know nothing about that
>>15016491Twenty posts early, faggot
>serenahonk shoo
>I've lost 3 in a row>I'm on the up!
>>15016535my badwe can migrate now though>>15013696
>>15016546no one's using your gay thread bitchtits, get a fucking life already
>What a human question!
grim. just grim.
>gamethread for a two hour show didn't even hit the bump limitHoly fuck AEW is stone cold dead. TNA tier