>Bron Breakker vs Ludwig Kaiser>MITB Qualifier: Bronson Reed vs Chad Gable vs Braun Strowman>MITB Qualifier: Lyra Valkyria vs Kairi Sane vs Shayna Baszler>Alba Fyre and Isla Dawn vs Kayden Carter and Katana Chance>Kofi Kingston vs Karrion Kross
kek based
Why do drones always start their gamethreads the day before?
>>15028147I can't fucking wait bros. Last week's RAW and Smack were both amazing. Can HHH follow it up this week?
https://streamable.com/nq91qf the actual version of the howdymaniacs debut
>>15028147It's fun tuning in to a wrestling show where you don't know who's going to win every match :)
>>15028147>Gable against two hosses that he had heat with in the past>right after Otis kicked him out of his own stable>and after the murder attempt by the nu-WyattsGablebros... Is he gonna be ok?..
>>15028338He's gonna come out with a fully bandaged head, go for a diving headbutt and shoot die on the spot.
If they don't open the show addressing the "massacre" the angle is finished
>chirps at you in your path
>>15028539>jobs to IYO
>>15028587>Beats Iyo clean>Iyo has to cheat to beat a birb dear oh dear...
>>15028288lmfao this is good
>>15028147I will watch for Iyo, Kairi, Lyra, Alba Fyr and Isla Dawn
Can’t wait to see the show with my son tonight
>>15028983Have fun!
>>15028147We getting more HOWDYKino tonight HOWDYManiacs??
>>15028472theyll show a recap then seth will come out
>>15028983Otis phenotype
>>15028983What are you? Finnish?
>>15028288
>>15028472They got Pearce so he's going to pretend it didn't happen.
Do we BO-LIEVE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSJwV0W_b3M wwe just started a new youtube channel and is uploading dragon gate matches and shit
give me what i ask for i got a passport
Monday Night IYO
>>15028165>euro>>>/out/
>>15030680sexo
Okay fine. But now Howdy has to talk and wrestle. This shit is going to flop
>>15030852Bray unironically looked unhealthy there
>>15030096wtf
>>15028165Because WWE is so popular that people can't wait to start talking about it so they put the thread up a day before.
>All these ""champions"" keeping the belt warm for based Trick
Could we see DM Hunk "rehired" tonight
>>15030852Bo is a way better wrestler than Bray was. He'll be fine.
I'm a WWEaniac
>>15030852
>>15030852ah yes bray was such a workrate god
prolly won't be as good as last week's episode but nonetheless
>>15029092weak. Should open with a Very Special Episode vibe but I guess since they barely sold it on Smackdown it was gonna be a bad follow up
>>15030890whose dick is that in his mouth?
>>15030890Is he gay? I know he's "dating" Lash. But he's giving off weird vibes.
>>15030890Better. Faster. BLACKER. Less productive
yikes this card looks terrible.
yowza this cards looks terrific
https://x.com/WyattSicks/status/1805347716534358239
Erm.......Birb butt much
Cards don't get me to watch the show I'm here for the sports entertainment. Is Liv going to rape Dom yet? Will Bo cut a promo?
need thicci cross back on my tv
>>15030096lmao wat
>>15030852>and then the bell ringsYeah, Bray was a shitty worker, but I don't like this narrative because it completely invalidates how little heat some of his matches would have due to either his shitty nonsensical promos or awful creative.Anyway, Bo can actually work. We'll see if that translates while under the gimmick.
Bros. How is Chad gable going to win tonight?
>>15032583Let the two big men take each other out, swoop in for the win
>>15032583He won't
>>15032606Slipknot is looking different these days
>>15028147
>>15032525Wtf did you just call her a buttmunch???
>>15032653My wife Isla!
>>15032653Four waifu tag team match
>>15028147Are wwe fans retarded?
Need mami
>>15028472If they mention it at all I'm changing the channelI'll just stick to NXT
>>15032731Lol have fun bro
>>15028539>>15032525Birb Bros are ready!
>>15032731Please do, NXTards are worse than gayew fans and nujamals put together. Nothing but simps and virgins beating their meat to average looking bitches while hyping up every shitter on their show
it's almost bo time
>>15032795i believe in bo howdy!
>>15032779Nice try tranny but no true Egod would ever put gayEW over WWE.
>>15028539The things I would do to this woman
>is the Michaels in your path
>>15032831Would... Many Times.
>>15032795I like Bo but i'm not optimistic about Uncle Doody
>>15032831Kek Alba is such a Jannetty. She'll end up being Zoey Stark 2.0. Good wrestler but super bland and hard to look at.
>>15032779Ok tranny
>>15032750>Stomp! Clap! Stomp! Clap! Stomp! Stomp! Clap! The eagle's born out of thunder. He flies through the night. Don't you mess with his eggs now, or you'll see us fight! Yes we have feathers, but the muscles of men. 'Cuz we're birds of war now, but we're also men! Birds of war! Ah ah ah ah!!
I hope they have a random guy pretending to be Gable
Remember that Wrestlemania 40 bts documentary? Its finally coming out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIXB9fvpLeI
>>15032817kek what a white hot company
I just want to be able to turn on the TV to get ready for Raw without seeing the intentionally ugly black woman filling up the whole screen.
This 911 shit is anti-dimes.
>>15032877I still remember all the retards insistent on this all being a work and that it wasn't a clear pivot.
oh hey look 2 black dykes marrying each otheri fucking hate this country and hope russia wins
Ugly lesbians are a fucking travesty.
Uncle Howdy shot Dick Wolf in the head
LETS GET IT BOYZ
>>15032887Do they actually admit it in the documentary?
>>15032887worked
Why is he called Uncle Howdy?
>>15032900Triple H literally uses the word "pivot" in the trailer
There's so much race mixing in this show
>>15032904Sheeeit I thought it was Howie
>>15032904Bray is the father of the Wyatt family, Bo is the Uncle
>>15032904They wanted to name him Uncle Saudi but thought it wouldn't get over outside the UAE
>>15032904idk ask Bray
THE NOWTOGETHER FOREVER
Laziest city name of all time
>>15032906lol Nice. They probably won't bury the Rock as much as he probably deserves. But he also pivoted with everyone, so whatever.
>no howdy messing with the introbro are we gonna have to wait 2 hours before we get a howdy dose?
I miss the Howdy glitches.
>>15028147Where's my man The Miz, the A-Lister?
PAT HIDING
MIZ
>>15032922fraid so
>>15032904he's the uncle in the family who always says howdy to everyone
Howdy clapped Pat?
>no patoh brother what did he do now
Thank god. A night off from Pat. Miz is gonna make the show much better
Can't believe Phil is fucking dead
>>15032925right there nigga
Mizzentery
howdy got pat
THEY GOT PAT ALREADY
>Pat is selling his Uncle Howdy anglekek
>>15032925fuck you for bringing this upon us
Miz board faggots
no patbased
MIZ TV IS REAL !!!
>>15028147>not sold outAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>15032937>>15032938Howdy spooked him
Miz and his old simp.
Cody is giving up the title because of his ribs!
Drew should bury the Howdy shit
>DESTROYED CM PUNK
DREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
kinda wish KO was on commentary tbhfamalam
DM HUNK!
mizgodsdrewgodsWE WON
DM HUNKDM HUNKDM HUNK
cm phil has died...
Thank fucking Christ Priest isn't coming out to spic this up.
>Creed Brothers jobbing to AOP on Main Event while an Awesome Truth match is the main event of RawIt's so tiresome
Punk is dead holy shit. I should have watched samackdown
raw hasnt been this good since the attitude era
Punk has been "injured" since JanuaryHe's stealing a living
Did the Philster not get cleared or what
*local medical facility*
>The big man made it happen>meKEK BASED
>>15032975Creeds shouldn't have been self marks who got their push cancelled
based punker with another angle that lets him get paid from home
HEEL TURN
>The big man made it happen>Mekek
Drew has lost his mind
It's nice having heels back
uh why is punk watching you just said he's dead
I'm so happy that Scottish psycho drew is back
Based Drew.
Drew with the Santos promo
>chant his name and he appears
who's larry?
Larrybros...
kek the dog catching strays
Not the Larry bracelet!
>LARRY>AJjesus phil lmao
Put it around your head Drew
Punk has a cumslut bracelet?
>Scottish psycho drew is actually finally back for the first time in like 5 years
LARRY IS BURIED HOLY FUCK
>>15033010Dog
Larry buried
Did NOT need to do the dog like that
so the sick wife thing is a work
>>15033010Aj’s bull
larry does look stupid desu
>>15033014His wife and his doggo. Whats wrong with that
Indian boy wife not like this
Larry is a terrible name for a dog
>chanting larryKEK
>>15033010He's my cable guy and also apparently punk's dog which is fine for when he's off the clock
Larry chants lol
THROW IT IN THE CROWD
>>15033017kek what a fag
>>15033002So is Bray and he's on the show.
>Larry getting a bigger pop than an AEW starYa love to see it
drew corpsin
>Larry over AJKWAB
>larry buried
Holy fuck, Larry is over!Paul, put the strap on him!
the dog is shoot retarded, please understand
drew winning MITB would actually be pretty fitting for his hypocrite arc considering he literally shooted on what a joke it was after mania
Oh shit this angle is getting personal
>AND NOW PUNK AHVE GOT ME NEW COCKRING--YER DAWG AND YER WAAAIFEdrew too much
I've got your kids Phil, I've got your kids
ah not the wristband NTR
WHERE IS PAT
wtf is wrong with drews bellybutton
>>15033049does Punk cost him the cash in on Priest?
bracelet on a pole match at summerslam
ngl he didn't lie about LARRY
I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR DOG AND SHOOT YOUR WIFE, PUNK
>im going to win money in the bank and cash it in on the same nightbased
Drew fucking AJ? HOLY BASED
I would masturbate with it knowing AJ touched it
this promo is so nonsensical it should be cringe but drew is acting so crazy its actually somehow based
this is the kind of shit they could have done in gayew
NTR bracelet
miz is surprisingly not very good at commentary
Based DM HUNK
If Miz is at the table then who's tardwrangling Truth
AJ is imagining herself getting the claymore
is AJ coming back
>>15033076Li'l Jimmy
>Drew as MITBI fucking knew it. Punk is gonna win the belt at some point and Drew is gonna take the title and leave like Punk in 2011
>>15028147Memes aside Drew might just be the best all around wrestler in the world.>in ringGreat>looktop tier>promosnext level>characteramazingName one guy who is better all around right now.
wtf the miz?
>>15033071>Babby's first schizo Drew promoMan has been schizo for like a year now
They shouldn't be allowed to air a snuff film.
Can't believe they stole the power core from the arena
Drew got Punk's wife!
>>15033031His dog looks like OG Wolfman. It's why it's named Larry.
Do they sell beer at raw events?
2spooky4me
>tfw could have saw this schizo promo live but thought the tickets were a bit overpriced for raw
>>15033076>If Miz is at the table then who's tardwrangling TruthHe joined the Wyatt Sicks.
Bros I just heard a knock at the door
mcinytre doesn't even work here anymore why'd they let him do this?
>Cole is now the Jerry to Miz's ColeHow fast time flies
Thread is ded
>>15033080They’ve been slightly teasing it for a while
gayfuck the wyatt sucks bullshit pls skip this forever>>15033082drew said he was literally going to try to cash it in the night of
>>15033071Drew has been schizo for a while now. Dude kept fucking seething over Punk over nothing for a long time and continuously antagonized him.
Is Gable gonna wrestle with headgear on?
Drew "The Celtic Bull" McIntyre has CM Punk's wife in his corner now
Would be funny if AJ screws Drew at MITB, no I don't mean ruining his match
>>15033083will ospreay
I can still fix Nikki
>>15033076He was hanging out with Tiffy and Nia on tiktok this week
>>15033083He honestly currently is
so is the story in kayfabe they killed half the staff in the back?
>>15033104Everyone is outside doing summer stuff. Ain't nobody watching this fucking slop brother
How will Gable come back from death
Imagine licking nikkis butthole bros?
I NEED to see Nikki Cross and her big ass TONIGHT
how many times did drew repeat himself jesus
Nice of WWE to edit together a funky little hype video of the group that attacked their production crew last week.
RIP Gable
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, OTIS!
More like the Wyatt Sucks haha lol
mcintyre is literally me right now.anybody else?
>drew didn't drop a "while you lay there hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be..."surprising
Gee I wonder if Punk is gonna cost Drew again
>>15033106I know but i doubt that happens
>Re-airing massacre footage>They even gave them graphical edits
>>15033124
>>15033124Not the first time I've imagined that.
can someone tell me a good stream? bollyrulez sucks balls
>>15033100Adam Pearce is a cuck.
WHOS IN THE CAR IS IT HOWDY
See, Gable is fine
>>15033137Are you retarded?
>>15033114>Truth adopts a mean girls gimmickPAULBOOK IT
>drew gets liv's hotel keycard from finn>AJ is waiting in there
Chad looking like he's Nassar
>>15033100I would mark if Adam Pearce secretly got Drew intel on how to get Punk ass in exchange of not quitting, creating tension between him and Nick.
>>15033126Almost had a Shockmaster moment there.
>>15033143methstreams
>>15033128he's running a schizo gimmic
>>15033143Try psp tv Cozytube
GABLE SURVIVED?
WHO IS IT
>Gable already back and perfectly fineWyatts buried in less than one full week. Holy shit how retarded
>>15033137He literally did
>>15033143watchwrestling ai or eu, RanjeshNo more bollyrulez, you've made it now
Black lipstick Alexa Bliss on the truck dropping some foreshadowing I’m sure
>feeding Gable to the SicksHe's never going to win anything ain't he?
Has anyone actually seen Pearce tonight?
>possessed Gable wins the triple threatDIMES
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>15033126dat 500k shuffleHowdy dont miss
WOOF WOOF WOOF
ZOMBIE GABLE ZOMBIE GABLE
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>alexa bliss black lipstick graphic in back
So this howdy shit, is it just gonna be them replaying their debut over and over for weeks?
>>15033157cozytube sound is fucked
>That Alexa pic on the truck as Chad walked in
First guy who got attacked is here and completely fine he’s a little bit mentally fucked up, but that’s every wrestler.
Gable got a massive bruise on his head.
HE LIVES
>>15033083Maybe Cody. Maybe.
Tuning in for the first time in a while. They brought back the Wyatt Family...? Is the leader Bo? Don't they have multiple spooky factions right now?
BAU BAU BAU BAU
>Badass
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
IS IT SYMBOLIC
wait wtf i have two streams open and the BT sport one just completely cut out that Gable segment
where the FUCK is Pat Macafee
IT'S BRON TIME WOOF WOOFHOLLER IF YA HEAR THAT
>Samantha giving a nice intro to the man that killed her fianceRicocuck
breakker vs kaiser again?
>>15033107>Drew has been schizo for a while now. Dude kept fucking seething over Punk over nothing for a long timei wonder what his irl beef with punk is despite him somehow cooperating with him on this beef and that he's getting paid a lot on his contract
its actually kind of crazy watching back through 2021 and 2022 stuff and seeing how just bored and not wanting to be there drew was compared to how he is now. dude is on the run of his career and they had him sitting doing nothing for like two years before this. imagine the feuds we could have got instead. drew really looked dead inside during those years
Did they change brons crappy theme song?
>>15033192Thats what you get for being a broke nigga who brags about not having cable
GIMME A FUCKIN MIC
>>15033188I can't look at this entrance anymore without laughing cause of the chinaman edit
Why are there HIV medicine commercials when Raw takes an ad break?
>>15033191yeah that basically confirms it for me. WWE knew they had to nip that in the bud real quick. people didn't know what to think when only 5 of the wyatt 6 came out
>>15033148>>15033163my stream cut out for a second selfkwab
>>15033211Nah it’s better this way. I get to see both world unlike you nigger.
>>15033206I used to think he was boring but now he's probably my favorite guy in WWE.
>>>15033220 NEW THREAD
>>15033211>ahaha! you poorfags only have two streams while i have one!
>>15033217Bray is number 6. A faction is not gonna have two women come on now
>>15033215Because millions of people in America have AIDS
So this shoot happens and was not an illusion?
Imagine Omos winning MITB, mf so tall he doesn't need the ladder, he's tall enough to reach it
>>15033206It was 100% working with Punk, he started cutting based promos the very next day Punk got injured and they started pushing their feud
Is he a zombie now or what
who was replacing Chad Gable originally in this match?
>repeatedly telling us how heavy the security isthey're being HOWDY'd aren't they
>320
>>15033252Ijla
Based Gable playing dead to make the Wyatt Sickx6 look cool, what a good guy
>>15033221What?>>15033226I have cable
>>15033269damn that would've been based
>Botched a promo
>Braun Strowman
why'd she say his name like that
>>15032824>tranny but no true Egodhave sex, console war subhumans are the worst posters of them all. you are a waste of existence
what the fuck was that gay announcement of ludwig's name? fucking hell samantha
>BRON STROWMAN!?>BRON BRAKKER!Uncle Scott possesses his nephew's enemies to botch their promos.
>>15033326>>15033306she does it almost every time retards and its over as fuck
>>15033445nope
