kek what a sports entertainer
>>15113813>beats Jerry's ass once>Jerry cries about muh voodoo magic and demands he foght clean without voodoo for the 2nd fight>nope.jpg>uses voodoo and KO's Jerry sending him back to the forest in Czechoslovakia to lick his wounds and talk to a tree/ourguy/
>be kickboxer>everyone tries to stand up with you instead of wrestleThis shit is obviously a work.
>>15113939Yeah well Daner doesn't have any stars if they keep booking the exciting guys against wrestlers. Everybody knows wrestling is the GOAT martial art. Daner is desperate for another draw now that Conor is flushed and on dope.
>>15113939I think dropkicks and aerial assault is the way to take him down
>>15113939Nah, brotha, these niggas at LHW are shoot retarded (picrel).
>>15113974based Osprey chads book it Tony
>>15113939Nobody wants to watch two guys lay on each other for 15 minutes which is all the russian fucks want to do since they play for points not wins
>>15113939shoot ufc would be the most boring shit there's a reason why pro wrestling is fake
>>15113992These niggas are all shoot terrorists. Khabib is going to fire island when the Russians catch up to him. They already froze his assets and raided his gym. Conor has been trolling him on twitter drunk as fuck the entire time
>>15113813
>>15114087khabib was just implicated in terrorism since one of his students at eagle mma was running around chechnya killing people and burning shithttps://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/mma-fighter-who-trained-at-khabib-nurmagomedov-s-gym-among-dagestan-terrorism-attackers/ar-BB1oRs7r
>>15114087Khabib could be the new President of Al-Qaeda and it wouldn't change the fact that Conor got pieced up, ragdolled, gassed, and forced to tap.
Meet the UFC roster of 2024. How the fuck do you market these monkeys? No wonder Dana wants to retire by 2030.
>>15114168half those guys are retired/washed so it won't be long before they're all gone
>>15114154Yeah but he fought with a broken foot. Healthy Conor heems this dirty jihadist
>>15114168unironically what race is this
>>15113939Jiri took him down the first fight He couldn't take him down the second fight Watch the fucking fights retard
>>15114168>>15113992I want to Ankalaev and Khamzat get their shit kicked in so badI'm so tired of these monkeys, they talk all this shit then they duck every fight
>>15114195Pure Caucasian.
why can’t whites figure out how to beat these guys
>>15114195the white race
>>15113813Fuck you E-groid.
schrute farms ass n*ggas
I still prefer boxing in every single way except for the administration/the jewry about the belts/"""governing bodies"" like the WBC
>>15114481That was such a chad move waving herb off and then heeming the crybaby
>>15114456I was thrilled when Caleb Plant heemed this sharty loving homo
>>15114168imagine being mr widows peak 16-0 second on the bottom and being the only one of these niggas that doesn't have a negative 2 norwood level
>>15113992the non-retarded ones are pullout merchants 'mfraid. and americans are all mostly wrestlers too.
>>15114554Beautiful punch. But yeah he was old as hell, his chin was more or less spent.I feel like it's your chin that goes first with age
>>15114628Cumshot almost dies every time he gets the common cold. I think all the inbreeding really fucks their immune system
>>15114641Plant set that up perfectly. He kept doubling it to the body the whole fight and finally went upstairs
>>15114646Yet he thinks he has to call out everyone after every fight
>>15114194Proper Copin'Proper Seethin'Proper Balloonin'Proper 12
>>15114194Broke his foot in 2021.
>>15114690He's a fucking idiot. He barely scraped by an out of shape, over the hill Usman. Bobby Knuckles would have heemed him if he didn't pull out of the fight
>>15113813FOR ME IT'S JOE DADDY STEVENSON
>>15113992Why do they all look inbred?
>>15115645so you don't know?
Why can't WMMA be sports entertaining?
