lol!
>Superstar>From AEWBit of an oxymoron
>>16284943lol!
they both have the charisma of a wet noodle
I don't watch AEW but that big guy looks kino
>>16285050He’s Buddy Murphy sized.
>>16284933Dawg, Cage got beat by short fat woman who could barely lift him up. Is that someone you want to make a main eventer?
>>16285396It’s the principal.
>>16284933Garcia is probably taller than Cage
>>16285409You can be 6”5 but if you’re shaped like Garcia you shouldn’t be near a mat.
>>16285396Classic tna
>>16284933The Weak have inherited the wrestling world
>>16286087True
>>16285416It's called having a personality. You can't be a charisma vacuum and expect to get main event status because you are jacked to hell. Fraid so
>>16285054Disgusting nevermind
>>16286114Daniel Garcia has no personality.
If Garcia would just put on a bit more muscle he wouldn't look that bad. Fairly I could say that for a lot of the AEW roster.
>>16284933What's the point of having wrestlers look like bodybuilder when everyone knows it's fake?And shit, most guys who looks like Cage in real combat sports are actual jobbers.
>>16286114>You can't be a charisma vacuum and expect to get main event status because you are jacked to hell.So why do people expect Garcia to get main event status because he's not jacked and a charisma vacuum?Dude has legit nothing going for him
>>16285030This, imagine where Cage could be if was even as good as Johnny TV in the personality department.
>>16286137>What's the point of having wrestlers look like bodybuilder when everyone knows it's fake?That makes people want to see bodybuilders and stuff even more.
>>16284933both suck in the ring and have no personality
>>16284933Cage might be the most boring guy with a good look in AEW
>>16286168How’s that working for Johnny
>>16286168nowhere because he's 5'7 and looks like a jacked dwarf?
>>16286167this, even if he was 7' tall he would still need to put on muscle, look at undertaker and big show
>>16286137>what's the point of making the explosion look believable everybody knows that action movies are fakeyou're the reason why the world is shit right now.be ashamed of yourself for your ancestors tonight, junior.
>>16284933Fucking a man
>>16284933tony sucks
Cage is the one heavyweight in aew that shouldn’t be pushed.
>>16284933>biggest steroid abusers in the company are short manlets >throw them into factions and cateringKek based Tony.
Garcia seems like a nice kidAnd he's pretty good in the ringBut who in the fuck ever thought this current incantation of him should be anywhere near an upper mid carderAre these people fucking dense?He has no gimic and no personality AEW has woefully misused talent, and aimlessly moving around Malikai, and 20 othet talents with star power, while pushing Garcia is genuinely confusingly retarded
>>16284933They're both midgets. I wouldn't be surprised if Garcia is actually the taller one of the two
>>16288220It’s not just Daniel. PerryOrange Roh garbage every week. Private party Lio rush for some reasonLike what is Tony doing.
>>16284933Cage has the look and can easily pull off a Wolverine gimmick since he's jacked and shortBut the problem is that nigga wrestles like he's a cruiserweight. Nobody wants to see a big guy do dives or dropkicks.
>>16288229That’s the problem for a lot of guys in that company where they wrestle the opposite way that their body is shaped. Adam Cole. Fuck you
>>16288228Youre comparing any hills to volcanoesLet's be clear eyedJack Perry push is fine Orange push is fine Private party push Stupid as fuckDaniel garia push Stupid as fuckLio rush - you can push him in a particular way with in ring acrobatics, he's not challenging for any belts yetWhat is terrible is that he will put the TV time in to tease the return of Malakai, push him as a mysterious monster.. then after 3 months job him out on his first match back.The aimlessness is incredible. Pick 20 guys per 6 months or year to push, and rethink next year's as the year goes byThey could have heavily pushed Miro, Keith Lee, Okada, Bryan, hangman, Moxely..Even Claudio, Pac, Malakai, osprey, Takeshita (And I'm sure I'm forgetting 10 others..), easily, since they have 200 wrestlers.They could have kept them all somewhat separated and have them all win on weekly basis, regularly. AND you can have a strong midcard that stays out of the main eventer zone - Kyle fletcher, swerve, kyle oreily, Roderick, buddy, jack Perry, OC, Christian..who also beat robbers regularly..This shouldn't be that difficult They keep wasting momentum, talent, and star power
>>16288256I was hoping collision would’ve been good for those midcard guys but since then it’s gotten filled with ROH dudes and utterly nonsensical random matches
why are so many homosexuals here upset that dudes arent tall and buff while they are practically naked
>>16288344Because a guy who works hard to keep their body in shape shouldn’t losing to skinny dweebs
>>16288364what about a skinny guy that works hard in everything else if this was gay porn or mr olympia you'd have a point but there's several skills converging in wrestling
Cage looks good but he tries to be a flippy shitter but he moves in slow motion. He would be great if he actually learnt how to wrestle like a big guy. Same with that luchasaurus. He tries to do flips and kicks but he's slow as fuck and it makes him look like a geek
>>16288256Damn you have shit taste.
>>16288344it's a boomer thing, reallyremember they hadn't had the renaissance of mma making small men and women huge international draws, so in their minds if you're not 6'6 and jacked then there is literally no possible way you can be toughplus let's just be honest the 80s were faggoty as hell
>>16285050he looks it and occasionally there are flashes of kino but he's unfortunately not, he's dead set on doing flippy shit and kicks and gasses out really quickly from it when he should just stick to power moves and flexing
>>16284933Cage can't cut a promo and he has been in the business forever.
>>16288256>They could have heavily pushed >Miro, Keith Leeone is completely washed and the other one refuses to do anything>Okadacurrently hold a belt>Bryanwas literally just world champ>hangmanhas been pushed heavily>Moxely..Even Claudio, Pacall currently getting pushed as the top heel faction>Malakaimeh>ospreyhas been pushed even before he signed>Takeshitacurrently holds a belt
>>16288274>utterly nonsensical random matchesyou mean bangers?
>>16286167Because Garcia is a semen vacuum and that's what the AEW fans want to see
>>16286269 When someone says something like "even as good", that's not a high praise of Johnny. It's saying the subject A is being compared to someone else, B, on a scale where B isn't EVEN the best without stating where he is on that scale. That's at least how I interpret it, and in the comparison worked in way more places and with lot more success than Cage.>>16286453 I hate to use the word "ableism" but I gotta since everyone whose ever made this height argument is always willingly ignoring draws like Mysterio who made a career out of being smol.
>>16284933This is why gAyEW is garbage
>>16284933cage has a generic name, is a midget, instead of being a powerhouse he is a shitty flipper and worst of all he is boring. He was good in Lucha Underground but in AEW he sucks ass. Don't know who the other dude is tho.