AEW All Out 2025 loser has to have a child match

>>16688204
they can't both be the happiest by definition so one of them is lying and i hate liars

>>16688204
they're volcels just like me. We could totally start a family if we wanted to

>>16688215
Left is a guy, no?

>>16688204
AEW fan or Disney Adult

Which one has the biggest mental illness?

>>16688204
>LIGHTS START TO DIM
>SMOKE STARTS TO FILL ARENA
>MUSIC HITS
>"LOOK IN MY EYES" WHAT DO YOU SEE?"
>OH FUCK ITS THEM
>OH FUCK ITS THEM
>ITS THE ALLIES
>THE ALLIES ARE HERE
>*AREA GOING WILD*
>THEY ROLL OUT TO THE RING AFTER THE INTRO PLAYS TWICE
>WORK FOR FIVE MINUTES
>GET PAID
>BELTS ARE PUT ON THEM
>THEY REFUSE TO PUT OTHERS OVER
>ATTEMPT FLIPPY SHIT ERA
THE REST IS AEW HISTORY

>>16688204
>>Book their debut
>"I'm fat" by Weird Al Yankovic starts playing
>" Your butt is wide, well mine is too, just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you "
>commentators: "W-What is this? Whose music is this?"
>These two enters the area and walk to the ring, looking like living waterbeds.
>"Look at you... You skinny people disgust me! Yeah, you're so skinny you could hula-hoop with a cheerio!... But worse, wrestlers here in AEW are so skinny I thought I was coming across Adam Call several times..."
>Crowd chanting: "You're fat! You're fat!"
>Them, taking it as a compliment: "Thanks. And we'll make sure everybody gets fat! So Julia, Skye Blue, you bitches, this message is for you: next week you're facing us, in a fast food strip match!"
>The crowd goes banana: "Fast food strip match!!! Fast food strip match!!!" so does /pw/

>>16689143
who knows

>>16688204
Is there anything you incels won't bitch about?

>>16689561
eat a salad
drop the fork
drink water
do wall pushups

>>16688204
This is just the logical conclusion of inceldom

>>16688204
I'm going to Disney World next month with my wife and our two sons. Things aren't so bad for me at all, bros.