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Verse 1
Look in my tweets, what do you see?
A fan who’s mad at WWE.
“I’ll never watch that sports TV!
AEW is the only place for me!”

Chorus
I rant for Tony, I spam for Kenny,
I boo at CM PUNK—my rage is plenty.
The Cult of Misery,
The Cult of Misery.

Verse 2
"Codys pushed? It's just so lame!
Raw and SmackDown are always the same!"
But I can’t stop, I tune in each week,
To hate-watch their shows while I subtweet.

Chorus
I cry for Wardlow, I scream for Sammy,
I type in all caps, “They’re copying AEW, badly!”
The Cult of Hypocrisy,
The Cult of Hypocrisy.

Bridge
AEW’s bad, we all agree,
But stop acting like it’s wrestling purity.
It’s just another company with fights to book,
Yet you act like Tony’s got the Holy Book.

Verse 3
WWE fans? “They’re all dumb drones!”
But I defend QT Marshall like he’s The Rock alone.
I claim the ratings don’t matter to me,
Then tweet the demo like it's my degree.

Chorus
I chant for Darby, I stan for Hook,
I tell myself AEW wrote the wrestling book.
The Cult of Contradiction,
The Cult of Contradiction.

Outro
Look in my posts, what do you see?
A fan too salty for his own sanity.
I scream at Vince, I mock Triple H,
But deep down, I still can't turn the page.
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I recognise AI here ...
The rhymes don't match , they're "vovel-based" .

Poetry , just like wrestling is dead on /asp/ ... Fucking GRIM REAPER.

Anyway play this while reading:
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=WjJ9hv9bZkU



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